I was 5 beers old, I drank 5 beers my dad was drinking 4 beers and smoking 2 cigarettes (3 homeless black crackheads were smoking meth in the corner of our trailer and one of them was dead). Then my dad slapped me and called me a faggot because i liked naruto, he then proceeded to get out of his chair, walk up to me, wind up a kick all the way and violently lunged his cowboy boot up my asshole as hard as he fucking could, foamy beer projectile vomited out of my mouth. Now i'm here to spread beer. ICE COLD.
