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Anonymous No.941589233 [Report] >>941589464 >>941589577 >>941590322 >>941591856 >>941592224 >>941594389
There are no atheists on death bed
One day, you will stand before the White Throne Judgement, and you will have to give account of every time you gooned to most revolting and depraved sodomitic porn.

No matter how loud you proclaim your worship of logic, reason and science, you know it in your heart.

Repent until it is too late.
Anonymous No.941589407 [Report]
Sounds like you need Odin.
Anonymous No.941589464 [Report]
>>941589233 (OP)
>Repent until it is too late.
Anonymous No.941589577 [Report] >>941589647
>>941589233 (OP)
what religion do you convert to when you're dying? better not pick the wrong one
Anonymous No.941589607 [Report] >>941589673
Atheists don't die, atheists just stop existing.
Anonymous No.941589647 [Report] >>941590330
>>941589577
It's ok, no matter which one you choose because Jesus Christ, our Lord and savior, died for our sins. So even if you pick the wrong religion nothing bad will happen to you. Isn't that a mighty relief? God bless us. Jesus Christ, amen.
Anonymous No.941589673 [Report] >>941590746
>>941589607
Everyone just stops existing. Believing in some fairytale being or other in the sky doesn't change that.
Anonymous No.941590322 [Report]
>>941589233 (OP)
Going to meet a gay guy into latex costumes. Guy has a massive cock and wants it in my mouth and ass.

Our meet for coffee was a bit tense until both of us calmed down and got to know each other. I do better with a bit of warm up.

On a walk, I discussed some roles I'd like to play out.

Laying in bed "asleep", getting massaged then fingered anally until I mutter in my sleep "stuff my hole"
Anonymous No.941590330 [Report] >>941591924
>>941589647
Christcuck
Anonymous No.941590713 [Report]
Anonymous No.941590746 [Report]
>>941589673
You should actually read what you don't believe in before stating to not believe in something.
You just sound stupid telling that others are believing in something which isn't even what they believe in.
Anonymous No.941591856 [Report] >>941592459
>>941589233 (OP)
Imagine being St Peter and some dead pervert comes to the pearly gates and you have to listen to him go on for like several days about the sonic the hedgehog inflation foot porn he gooned to and then it turns out he did believe Jesus died for his sins so you have to let him into heaven anyway
Anonymous No.941591924 [Report]
>>941590330
You aren't even worthy of having your own pejorative.
Anonymous No.941592094 [Report]
damn how did you know that i have a crippling porn addiction which admittedly includes gay furry porn?

i am trying to quit porn altogether. my life is spiraling out of control. i have nothing else to loose at this point. god please just let me into heaven. im sorry for every bad thing ive ever done.
Anonymous No.941592224 [Report]
>>941589233 (OP)
>Repent until it is too late.
I think you mean before it's too late.
Either way nah, I'll keep gooning to gay furry porn, thank you.
Anonymous No.941592459 [Report]
>>941591856
Nah, God only accepts those who unconditionally brown nose God into Heaven, especially if we were made in her image. Everyone else is sent either to hell or purgatory - any where else that isn't heaven.

Heaven is just a female God being worshiped en mass by simps. That is why all the rules about no idols and all the importance placed on covenants and whatnot. God above all else. And God is definitely not "good", we have clear evidence to the contrary. You aren't being let into "paradise" because you did good. You get let in for being a proper simp brown noser, regardless of actions. And if you aren't a God simp? Heaven would feel like hell. Because all you get to do is be with God. Which acts like an emotional female. For the rest of time. Meanwhile Satan & co. gets to have all the gay orgy fun shit forever, "suffering" from not knowing God.
Anonymous No.941594389 [Report]
>>941589233 (OP)
You're brown.