Thread 941606093

if you're jewish then fuck you.

>>941606093 (OP)
What about niggers?

padme amedala can stay

>>941606093 (OP)
So you want breed more jews?

>>941606265
With the jew gone, most of the world's problems will simmer down.

>>941606265
this thread doesn't acknowledge the existence of niggers as of yet
>>941606283
unironically yes. portman gets a pass.

>>941606093 (OP)
> fuck you

well, that's definitely the ONLY person you'd be fucking

since you're the one who brought up the topic of sex, I can't help but notice NO WOMAN WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU

You spend your life masturbating every night like a little boy...

YOU ALSO DON'T HAVE A JOB
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY AN UNEMPLOYED BUM

YOU'RE A FUCKING LAZY WORTHLESS MOOCH

YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB
YOU CAN'T SUPPORT YOURSELF
YOU RELY ON YOUR MOTHER
AND YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND

The adult male who still lives with his mother... and can't afford a pair of underwear without asking her help...

did I miss anything? let me know if I accidentally left something out, okay?

>>941607351
neptrooning out won't save you

>>941606093 (OP)

So when you ended your thread with the "edgiest possible edge", saying "fuck you"

were you flirting with me?

I'm kind of confused...
were you offering to give me a blowjob or something?

Are you actually interested in sex with another man?

because everybody knows you don't get any pussy... obviously... Why would any woman be interested in YOU???

.......... So that's why I'm feeling a little uncomfortable right now

because you don't get any pussy, but suddenly you're offering ME sex?

I'm a male... I'm not a female....

Why aren't you interested in sex with females?

>>941606093 (OP)
she's not a white man, keep moving slut

>>941607351
>>941607449
You did 10 years in prison, shut the fuck up, learn not to throw your youth to drugs and crime grandpa, maybe in the next life.

I'd fuck a Jew. Big tittied pink nippled big nosed whiny rich full of herself bitch. Send her my way.

>>941607449
>casually admits to being a jew after denying it over and over in the past
well well well.

>>941607378

because I'm not sure if anybody ever sat you down and explained the birds and the bees to you...

I'd say, "Have a seat" But obviously you're already sitting down. You've spent 66% of your entire life sitting down, and the other 33% asleep

yeah, see in nature... guys fuck women
That's right..
It's a thing called HETEROSEXUALITY

say it with me, okay?
vocalize it out loud with me. here we go

"HETEROSEXUALITY"

good work!!!... heterosexual men don't offer to suck other guy's dicks In image boards or in real life

It makes other men uncomfortable when you start offering them sex online

there's a scientific classification for men like you, and science refers to them as HOMOSEXUALS....

That's right.. say it with me..
"HOMOSEXUAL"

And that's exactly how you've been behaving all these years

Never asking a woman out on a date, but spending every waking moment staring at that stupid computer, with your penis in your hand, looking for some guy who wants to masturbate with you on discord

let's say it one more time, okay?
"HOMOSEXUAL"

Good work! One more time
"YOU ARE A SNIVELING DISGUSTING UNEMPLOYED FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL"

Good work, sassy pants. You're growing inside.. And it feels good, doesn't it?

>>941607768
when you die (soon you're old as fuck) no one will remember you. you spend your days screaming into the void high on speed for absolutely nothing.

>>941607546

no sir I did only ONE year in prison. get your facts straight

If you intend on appearing knowledgeable, maybe you should try actually learning something before opening your stupid mouth?

I DID ONE YEAR IN PRISON FOR AGGRAVATED ASSAULT

And it was actually for a violation of my probation on aggravated assault


And you wouldn't last 15 seconds in a jail cell, let alone prison... You don't even know the difference.

You literally don't know anything about the logistics of incarceration, whatsoever. clean your gaming chair, sissy boy

The same way you don't know anything about getting a girlfriend lol

The same way you don't seem to know anything about going out and applying for a job and helping your mother with the internet bill you lazy sack of shi

there's so much you don't know

Little gaming chair Einstein sissy boy
Go get some more cheat codes, sissy boy

The effeminate little sissy boy and his cream puff cheat codes

NO WOMAN WILL TOUCH HIM
But at least he's got those cheat codes

>>941607905

let's say it one more time, okay?
"HOMOSEXUAL"

say it out loud with me, coward
"HOMOSEXUAL"

homosexual men never have sex with females...


and not surprisingly NEITHER DO YOU

is there something you're not telling us?

>>941607905

You don't have to be embarrassed, sassy pants

You are amongst friends here

Plus, everybody already knows
So you don't need to be embarrassed

say it out loud one more time
"LONELY UNEMPLOYED HOMOSEXUAL"

didn't that feel good to get it off your chest?

>>941607905

today is a work day, and you're on the internet

You don't have a job

So you can't afford the internet
But here you sit

GEE WHIZ..... I "WONDER" IF YOU'RE IN YOUR MOMMY'S SPARE BEDROOM RIGHT NOW

hahahahahahahahaha!!

did you actually think nobody was going to notice You don't have a job, you don't have a girlfriend, you can't support yourself, but you sit on your ass riding your mommy's Wi-Fi for free everyday while she's at work?

>>941608392
you know nothing about me or my finances or living situation. yet the entire internet knows your son is a greasy pedophile. lol.

>>941607905

does your mother by any chance have a calendar pinned to the kitchen wall?

If so, you should take a sharpie marker and put a big X on today's date, and write "The day I finally realized I wasn't capable of hiding the fact that I'm an unemployed masturbating loser with the ladies when I go online"

And your mother will see it, I assure you

You don't need to point it out to her, she'll notice

And she'll realize her little misunderstood gaming chair genius is finally growing up

It might be the first time she's actually ever been proud of you before

>>941608429

It might literally be the only time your mother has ever been proud of you at all

MOMMY'S LITTLE MISUNDERSTOOD VIDEO GAME GENIUS IS FINALLY GROWING UP

>>941608429

I know you're going to be eager to show her when she gets home from work:

"did you see anything different about the calendar, Mom?"

But just bite your impatient little tongue...

she'll notice it

>>941608429

>greasy pedophile

That's not Grease... That's the anal lube she asked for... he bought the kind that has lidocaine, So it totally numbs her out back there.

And she's 18...
she was a virgin until he popped her cherry

a virgin 18-year-old Japanese girl

how does that make you feel?

>>941608429

So how does it make you feel?

It was so easy for him...
how does that make you feel?

>>941608429

AGAIN, LONELY GUY:

how does it make you feel, realizing it was so easy for him to find a hot 18-year-old Japanese virgin girl, and pop her fucking cherry, and now he's fucking her in the ass?

He's a millionaire, literally...

how does that make you feel?

>>941608429

where were you the day He realized he had finally become a millionaire?

Do you even remember what you were doing that day?

>>941608759
kind of disgusted to be honest. he used his position and fame (lol) to lure a dumb kid onto his penis and wrecked his show while doing it. you say it was easy for him? he literally had to ride sam hydes coat tails and build a viewership for years just to blow it all on a child's pussy. you raised him well, or his foster parents did haha.

>>941608429

how does it make you feel that she's the one who put the moves on him, not the other way around?

how does it make you feel that she quite literally threw herself at him?

how's it feel knowing for the foreseeable future, you'll spend tonight and every other Friday night all alone, staring at your lonely little computer, playing with your little dick

while he's dating a hot as fuck 18-year-old Japanese girl?

>>941609141

>blow it all

hahahahaha You stupid fucking idiot
He's loaded, you stupid fucking chump!

And he's the one who saved Sam, not the other way around

This was the first time Sam was ever successful at anything, simply because he sat back and allowed Jet to take over

Sam worships yet
Sam doesn't know what he would do without him

You got the entire story backwards, dumbass

JET FLIES PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD, OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT

He literally pays to send his friend's traveling around the world just so they can say they got to live their dreams

You're so fucking uninformed It's hilarious

YOU LITERALLY DON'T KNOW JACK FUCKING SHIT

the Japanese girl was the one who threw herself at him, not the other way around

It's too bad you don't have any girls throwing themselves at you... everybody understands your jealousy.. It's not like you're reinventing the wheel of jealousy here...

we've all seen this sad performance before

yep. He hasn't blown anything
He's quite literally loaded
when's the last time you flew one of your friends around the world just to blow their mind?

>>941609322
this is some top tier copium. I'm screenshotting this one for the near future when I'm sure it will come in very handy

be sure to let me know The next time you decide to blow your friend's minds, and fly them wherever they want to go on planet Earth, and cover their living expenses, hotels, food, etc

OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET

be sure to let me know next time you do that, okay big guy?

no wonder girls don't like you

>>941609477

I'll just text him a screenshot of it myself right now, you stupid fucking piece of shit

YOU UNEMPLOYED STUPID INEXPERIENCED MASTURBATING LONELY GAMING SHARE PIECE OF SHIT

>>941609465
give me a second I'm going to text this screenshot to him

LOL YOU FUCKING STUPID IDIOT
You are such a fucking dipshit be right back

>>941609572
>look son im defending you on 4chan can we talk now? can i have some money?"

>>941609465
okay back lol

If he responds during this conversation now take a screenshot and show you what he said

So......... enough about you being jealous about the Japanese girl

let's talk about the real problem at hand
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

what's preventing you from having a girlfriend?

>>941609629
>defending jet

wrong, idiot there's no reason to defend him He doesn't need any defense

I'M RIDICULING YOU...
YOU DON'T GET ANY PUSSY

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
stop avoiding the question and just be a big boy and answer the question honestly

..... Why don't you have a girlfriend?

exactly what is preventing you from having a girlfriend?

>>941609629

I mean, there's no reason for you to be embarrassed

Why don't you have a girlfriend?

>>941609750
why don't you take it down a notch you psychopath. you defend your mongoloid son about as well as you defend jews

>>941609794

STOP AVOIDING THE QUESTION, SOFTY BOY ™

Just tell me why don't you have a girlfriend?

Why are you a softie boy?

>>941609794

He's fucking the shit out of a hot Japanese 18-year-old girl who let him pop her cherry

Why don't you have a girlfriend?

>>941609794
Tonight is Friday, and I'm sure he'll be taking her out to a fancy restaurant, and every man in the restaurant's Head will turn when they walk in the door

It's Friday night

Why don't you have a girlfriend?

>>941609830
well I don't have a girlfriend because I won't settle for a woman with tattoos or piercings and every single woman I've interacted with disqualified herself. and im a softie boy because I like sweet treats and naps. does this answer your burning questions?

>>941609794

softie boy, you're going to have to be honest with yourself if you ever plan on making progress

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, SOFTIE BOY?

>>941609938
i just answered you retard calm down and take a breath before posts

>>941609906

actually yes...

And thank you. That's all I wanted was an honest answer

thank you

>>941609906

And I'm not being mean I'm not picking on you

But let me explain something:
IT'S EASY AS SHIT TO FIND A QUALITY INTELLIGENT BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND

It's easy as fuck

You don't have to be jet Neptune to have a hot girlfriend

would you like me to give you a few pointers?

>>941610005
nah I'm good thanks

>>941609959

because I'm dead fucking serious... I absolutely guarantee you could have a brilliant beautiful loving woman waking up next to TOMORROW MORNING If you went out there into the real world and laid some groundwork today

And they won't have piercings or tattoos... because that's not the type of woman you'll be approaching

That's not the type of woman you're going to initiate the conversation with

You're going to pick a classy girl

and charm the pants off her

And believe it or not, it's really really easy. It's probably one of the easiest things you'll ever do

>>941610021

okay......

sounds to me like you're apprehensive about TRYING

maybe I'm wrong...
But it seems to me that you're kind of reluctant to even try

>>941610107
you're right when i step foot off my electrostatic antigravity ship onto agartha and see my ancestors unmolested by jewish hands it will be the easiest thing i ever do

And you'll notice I'm not attacking you

I'm not being confrontational and I'm not insulting you and I'm not attacking you

Believe it or not I'm on your side

But there's no sense in trying to offer to be a coach if you refuse to climb into the octagon

>>941610179

I got more pussy in my life when I was flat broke and had absolutely nothing to my name than most guys do with a huge bank account and a fancy car

And guess how I did it?

SELF-CONFIDENCE
It's really fucking easy
You know you can handle whatever gets tossed at you, So there's nothing to be apprehensive about

there's nothing to be reluctant about

Just spark up an INTERESTING UNIQUE CONVERSATION, something insightful and intriguing, yet comfortable and friendly at the same time...

kind of like an old friend who hasn't seen her in years, picking up where you left off

That type of comfortable conversation

It's really fucking easy

>>941606093 (OP)
Here's the un-doctored original pic

>>941610289
the neptroon to robins pipeline is scary real

ITT: one anon talks to himself.

or you can spend the rest of your life telling yourself "eventually when the time is right you'll meet Mrs perfect and you'll live happily ever after"

which is a childish fantasy, which never happens. That's complete fantasy

That's not the way real life works

sometimes you got to create your own opportunities

which, for your information, is exactly what jet did with Sam

jet had a dream and he decided to follow it. He figured what could he possibly lose, so he pitched himself and created a niche for himself

He created his own opportunity

So there's no reason to be angry or bitter that jet decided to roll the dice and it ended up paying off

And certainly no reason to be upset because that turns girls on

>>941610382

bullshit.....

I've fucked WAAAAYYY More women than that bullshit self-help guru fag has ever had sex with

lol

there's no way he's fucked anywhere close to 800 women. Not a chance

Not a fucking chance

>>941610433
18 year olds are children to 30 year olds. it's been this way forever and it doesn't make it ok that it's lawful. the fact that he's trying to call it a real relationship is even more damning. what could anyone have so say to an 18 year old? do they talk about labubu's all day? it would be better if he just fucked her and called it what it was. this is creepy as shit. I'm not the only one that has this opinion by the way and it isn't a unique situation. we've all had sisters we had to fend 30 year old creeps from when they were still in high school. we know what this is.

>>941610382

I guarantee I got way way way more pussy than Tony Robbins ever got whatever the fuck his name is

I guarantee he's never fucked even 500 women, let alone 800

>>941610562

translation:

You don't get any pussy

WE GET IT, WE GET IT... OKAY?

>>941610566
>whatever the fuck his name is
everyone knows who tony robins is. you're like 30 years older than me and even I know who he is. give me a break.

>>941610605

I was about to call him Anthony Robbins. So it's Tony?

Tony Robbins?

I GOT WAY MORE PUSSIES THAN TONY ROBBINS EVER GOT, I PROMISE

Just look at his fucking face
That's not a face that's fucked 800 women

He's probably fucked about 120 women tops

come to think of it... maybe 110 tops

>>941610657
well his real name is probably anthony to be fair. he's a fixture of pop culture of the 90's and you got the clap. congrats bro

88 gets

>>941610705

no sir. I've never had a sexually transmitted disease in my entire life. Not even once

nope.....

Just look at Anthony Robbins fucking face

HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY EVIL IN HIM
He's not a sexual demon

I doubt he's had more than 110 women in his entire life, and that includes all the prostitutes

If he had demon in him, you would be able to see it... But I don't see any at all

>>941610771
oh look the guy defending the jews says it's bad not to be demon posessed. curious.

>>941610814

and NOW we finally understand why you don't have a girlfriend

You just proved you don't know what women are looking for

>>941610814

That was the most honest answer to my question I've seen all day.........

You don't have a girlfriend because

......... You don't know what women like

today I learned elvis and I would not have saw eye to eye at all. he sounds like ted cruz but even gayer

oh well. I'm glad I had this opportunity to make this thread a better place.

>>941606093 (OP)
thank you for inviting me. let's do this again real soon!

I'm going to get geared up and go feed some stray animals. It's getting cold out there at night time, so they need as much food in their belly as possible to keep them going

when's the last time you got off your ass to go help innocent animals or just to help anybody or anything whatsoever?

Have you ever made any sacrifices and volunteered just to help another living thing other than yourself? You ought to try it...

girls love guys who are good with animals

>>941611014

oh you didn't realize Gladys Presley was from the Mansell family?

really?

hahahahahahaha
lol

>>941611067
i didnt care it's not my era. the only thing i knew about elvis was the short part he was in forest gump teaching forest to dance. fuck i care about some fat dead jew

his mother was Jewish, you stupid fucking piece of shit...

how long have you been on planet Earth?

And it took you THIS LONG to finally realize Gladys was Jewish?

damn, dude

And now you know why he was so much more successful than you

But then again....
let's just be honest.....
ANYBODY is more successful than you

because today is a perfect example of how you function during a work day

trying to hide your jealousy about other men getting the hot pussy while you sit there staring at your computer

blaming Jewish people instead of going out there and getting your shit together

yep. Even stupid niggers to go out there and look for jobs

but not you

>>941611197
i insult elvis and like a light switch you drop your tony robbins and go back to troon talk. you must really love that fat dead jew huh

>>941611123
Have you ever seen that old black and white Elvis movie where he's driving and that girl's head goes down into his lap and suddenly the car starts driving real fast and doesn't stop driving until 410 mi later, three states away?

I think it was King something

oh yeah KING OF THE ROAD

That old black and white movie KING OF THE ROAD

Have you ever seen it? It's pretty good
It's one of Elvis Presley's best movies
KING OF THE ROAD

>>941611261
boomer humor.
>"HEEE HEEE he got him a blowjob so darn good he drove 3 states straight!!!" *slaps knee*

>>941611256

You should watch it one of these days

It's based on a true story
I was driving from Atlanta to Douglasville to get some pot with my 16-year-old wife

legally married... 100% legal...

And once the deep throat started, my foot hit the pedal and we didn't stop until we hit Memphis Tennessee

410 mi total

we stopped to get gas and I took a leak and she kept sucking my dick the entire rest of the trip all the way to Memphis

It was like 9 hours of getting deep throat non-stop

9 hours
(because that year they were doing road repair on 78)

>>941611327

no it's not humor at all... I wasn't joking

It's absolutely 100% true
I wasn't even planning on leaving Georgia
But for some reason I just kept driving because she just kept giving me deepthroat the entire fucking time

we had just recently gotten married, so it was kind of a crazy wild time, as I'm sure you can imagine... I'm sure you're very familiar with that honeymoon phase of a relationship where she literally won't stop sucking your dick

of course you're very familiar with that

no shit I drove all the way to Memphis

>>941611399
meth stories sure are compelling

>>941611483

no sir we weren't doing any meth at all. we were just smoking pot. I stopped in at Douglasville real fast and grabbed the weed from my friend

But that's where I decided to just keep heading westbound on I-20 instead of heading back to Atlanta

And the next thing you knew we were in Alabama and she was still sucking my dick and we were playing techno music

smoking weed and she just kept going down on me the entire fucking time

and Alabama turned into Mississippi, and as I drove through tupelo Mississippi headed north towards Memphis I figured "when we get to Memphis I'll stop and get a hotel room and contact some of my old friends"

But yeah, it wasn't meant to be humorous at all

absolutely 100% true story
I drove all the way to Memphis
from Atlanta Georgia
And she just literally wouldn't stop sucking my dick and drinking my loads the entire goddamn time It was fucking awesome!!

IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!

It's a shame you don't have any memories like that

see I guess that's what I'm really trying to say more than anything:

IT'S A SHAME YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MEMORIES LIKE THAT

The only thing standing between you and those type of memories is YOUR FEAR

okay I've got my combat boots ready and it's jumpsuit weather out there so I'm going in my tactical gear

Time to go feed some stray animals

TAKE CARE, LONELY JEALOUS DUDE

Have a good day blaming Jews for your own inability to conquer your childish fears

I'll be back later

You don't know what you're missing until you get a 9-hour blowjob over the span of over 400 mi

im tired of reading slop im going to rest my eyeballs

>>941611837
over 4 billion women agree:

no need to announce every time you inhale, exhale, comb your hair, brush your teeth or rest your irrelevant eyes

we don't care

>>941611914
im the only one talking to you faggot i was just being polite

>>941611951

lol

hahaha

dude I'm just fucking with you
lighten up
grow a thicker skin

I just fucking with you, dude

>>941611951

I'm going to go feed these two colonies of stray cats and when I come back I'm going to have a pot of Sumatran coffee brewed and waiting for me

>>941606093 (OP)
That woman looks suspiciously semitic.

>>941612482
she probably is to be honest it said japs originally >>941610342
ww2 propaganda and like every war the jewish bankers were at the center of it and the propaganda campaigns as well because shocker they owned the media back then too. it was important for white americans to hate japs as much as they hated nazis. they went to great lengths to carry out the false flag in pearl harbor after all.

>>941606283
This is peak Padme. Give me Geisha Queen any day over all the other shit.

this is now a natalie thread. if every jew were natalie hershlag we wouldn't have any problems right now and the population would explode.

>>941613010
The jew will never allow this.

https://www.voaafrica.com/a/dozens-of-african-hebrew-israelites-face-deportation/7190382.html

>>941613565
Holy fucking shiet! Women should really wear suits more, it's so damn hot!

>>941606265
That should be implied.

>>941613565
the more i scroll down the more is the love for natalie portman

>>941607564
I make a point of looking for jewish looking women on the dating apps. It's deeply satisfying to creampie them with my uncircumcised dick.

>>941617921
niggers have problems with inference

>>941606093 (OP)
why did you edit this to say Jews?