Thread 941610604

s/fur

fat

heckin fat

floof

the kitchen smells like lard now

>>941610741
Delicious

fat intensifies

>>941610741
you should shower more then

>>941610741
my entire apartment smells like fried potatos

>>941610854
nice, that was the kitchen yesterday

Compiling regulars house smells:
Sunshine: Lard
Gears: Potats
Parsnip: Cum

>>941610897
It was quite tastey.
Should've left the hot cast-iron pan in the kitchen though, it set off the smoke-alarm over the table... As always...

Cat nap.

the nap cats

I experienced DMT like I wanted, after waking up
many fractals and visuals while waking up groggy from a strange dream of drug fueled haze and time travel and it was suddenly 2027 and I'm still a loser
the long night of good, uh, stress relief, probably helped me sleep well

gay

dash be like that one kid in high school that did drugs once and then thinks he's figured out the answer to life

we are the gods of this world
we are evolution taken to the extreme
we are the product of billions of years of memories collected into one superweapon that is aware of itself
everything we think and believe comes from smaller lifeforms working in unison to be aware of itself, and experience itself in its relatively limited capacity
all one must to do experience life is simply to nicely ask all the little lifeforms within us
DMT is cool

also chemistry and biology is fascinating and fucking incredible
so many things I could do in life, yet I've still not decided

I want to talk about life and its likelihood in the universe
anyone want to express their wonder for life, and how it may be everywhere?

>>941611898
this is very apt

god y'all suck at conversation

maybe I'll follow the ways of Cat and go to school so I can actually talk about cool shit for once

if you are here for art then there is no art more beautiful and magnificent than nature and life
TALK TO ME

Terence McKenna ova hea

no

FUCK YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME

You are home, you hoe

I've done many psychedelics in my time and went through that WOW FRACTALZL@SDFGSGH phase. You'll get over it and eventually learn the ultimate truth that we understand infinitesimally little about existence and to just live your life like the dumb overgrown ape you are.

based?

Based on lived in experience

that's what I said
I've done them too
I just thought it was interesting that I woke up and saw them for a minute after saying yesterday I want to try DMT
that's where I was going with that, tying it into my many thoughts about the aforementioned chemistry and life
it's been on my mind a lot lately, and I went down a geology rabbit hole last night while curious about the interior of Canada
it's actually pretty interesting how ancient the Canadian shield is, must be quite a sight

>>941612937
sir, this is a wendys

>>941613116
if it's a Wendy's then eat my ass
porn is so god damn boring

tru

bird pussy

falling asleep with the window open was a mistake
frigid as fuck

g/fur full of cancer rn

isn't it always?

Sometimes cancer has recession but it likes to come back

ive never been in there but how can they be that much worse than here?

>>941615587
Nothing can be worse than here. We have dash.

dash is alright in small enough doses

ehh

Depending on topic

>>941616202
One post per month should be the maximum dosage.

it's Violet now
and I love you guys <3

I took a little nap

gae

>>941616965
I tried to, but can't
eternally eepy
but never sleep

Maybe you shoulda named yourself Violet beforehand, hmmm?

I probably would have wanted to pick another name at some point anyway

I rather not this name, but its what im stuck with. It will just be my sona's last name

Please could you be kind enough to give me an ideal furry fame for me, since I hate Halloween, I hate horror movies, and I want an animal that no one associates with Halloween and that isn't scary.

you aren't stuck with anything
no reason why you couldn't change it if you wanted to

I need someone to tongue punch my prostate

y'all really out here acting like I'm worse than Parsnip

>>941617301
Absolutely not
I'm already an established entity with a title associated with it
People should not be allowed to just throw things away

>>941617561
say that about my masculinity
you know me having tits is the right option

>>941617592
Post tits

>>941617628
no

>>941617592
That's you though, and not a good fit for someone like me

IS THAT U CHEEZ, I'M WARY

>>941617735
stfu Wary

dagnabbit cheez

why are u gae

Because when people submit to me it makes me feel all tingly inside
And while being a virulent racist, I dont discriminate on who does it

have you considered being less gay?

im with fursi on this one, he knows what its like to be gey

We racists

i'm the only non wizard, married to biological female, non-degenerate, non-troon here. ok maybe a little bit degenerate, comes with the furry

you're also the most boring person here

NO

i mean, you know that your opinion on something like that means nothing to me, right

yeah only your own opinion matters to you

I still can't believe nobody else was around to watch Dash white-knight that woman here until she got creeped out for also having the name Violet.

sorry I'm being bitchy
I'm tired and my stummy doesn't feel good, and I need food and more coffee

>>941610604 (OP)
>>>/bant/23506592

>>941618345
tbf I was pretty weirded out too
I just wanted an actual woman to talk to for once because y'all are boring af

thats exactly wut a gey wud say

of course she was a knitter too
typical women

y'all are so afraid of women
it's kinda sad

man I hate the "wait until 5pm on friday to ask people things" grindset

Imagine wanting to associate with a mental parasite/leech that stews angerly, (not at the fact, but at the Thought) you MIGHT have something it doesnt.
>Women

>>941618543
anyone does that to me they're waiting til monday afternoon for a response

Women

parsnip was too shy to even talk to her when it was his post she replied to
smdh

is dat sum parsnip? hi parsnip

pat pat

>>941618811
Hi patty

>>941618657
so, basically me

>>941618774
I'm telling you, just act normal around women and make them feel welcome and like they're a person
it's that easy

I was in a 14 year relationship, I know how to treat women

tho she might have just been here to goon
I probably made it awkward because of that lmao

>>941619078
I know, I'm joking
I like to act stupid and cooler than I am because it's funny and cringe

God forbid I assumed she was a tranny like the 10 other ones here.

get off the internet
go outside, and touch grass
trans people are 1% of the population
again, women don't want to say anything because you scare them away

>go outside and touch grass says the mommy's basement dweller
lmao

I go out every hour
I sit under trees in the sun, and observe the wildlife
the crows fly over me because they're my frens, a mother tutel is comfortable enough around me to let her babies be near me when they used to run away, squirrels come right up to me and tempt me to pet them
I even saved a yellow jacket from drowning earlier and almost let it crawl on my hand

if we all team up, do you think we can finally convince dash to leave for good?

>>941619327
give me money for a motorcycle and you won't see much of me anymore

$5k is all I need to make all your problems go away

well, maybe more like $7k
the gear and test would cost about $2k

>>941619037
Yeah, you act just like an entitled foid.
You'd def dabble in stolen social status if you could steal that.

>>941619529
lol tf does that even mean?

I kinda want to get stoned while watching a stream

>>941620121
okay

>>941620121
I kinda want to get lewd, sadly I'm out of weed though

>>941621026
no surprise there
doesn't seem to last you very long

should I finally stop being a stingy fuck and support a streamer I like after being on Twitch for 10 years, and never spending any money?

>>941621085
It doesn't, I can go through like $100 in a few days. Kinda a problem, lol

>>941621169
Save for college

>>941621217
I certainly believe you

not a bad idea honestly, but I want to support a hard working artist
I feel like an asshole when I watch a streamer, show up in their comment section, and others have subbed but I haven't

>>941621261
Eh, doesn't matter all that much, even free user engagement helps drive the algorithm give them more views

>>941621522
tru

>>941618754
excuse me, those are my boobs

>>941622014
You're back, nifty, I wondered if that'd work

>>941622218
its kinda hard not to notice when someone posts them

pie crusts are parbaked!
one of them looks really nice, the other one kind of fell apart, either too dry or didn't work it enough, was still salvageable though
housemate is working on the fillings now

>>941621754
whats this character from/what's it remind me of its so familiar...

>>941622372
They are fairly fucking huge, lmao

>>941622377
Yay pie!

>>941622405
Litterbox comic

>>941622408
theyre not that big lol

>>941622408
it's been a lot of fun to make a pie crust from scratch again, haven't done it in many years

>>941622437
bigger than mine

>>941622457
Well if youre a guy...duh. if youre a girl, small ones are my fav :3

>>941622437
you definitely give us boob envy ngl

dinner in like, an hour

>>941619549
You know how women only date up?
This is connected to the 80/20 rule, like damn bro come on

>>941622823
Nope.Dinner was an hour ago.

>>941622949
I wouldn't know because I've never dated

>>941622985
Virgin

>>941623025
yeah but idc that much

>>941623156
Lesser being
On the ground, kiss my boots

>>941623228
hey, I'm the one with the boots to kiss

>giving money to streamers
Roru

Also post pie

they're entertaining
it's hard to entertain me

>>941623278
Post ur cum on boots

>>941623278
Off. Now
Virgins dont get footwear

>>941623365
no

>>941623382
no
and no feet, footfag
only Darwin gets those

Doesn't take much to entertain potheads lets be real here

>>941623408
Lame, other violet gave us titties

>>941623450
I don't have much titty yet
maybe I'll post them in a year or so when they're bigger
still praying for nice, big, round, firm C cups

>>941623483
Fingers crossed for ya

>>941623516
thanks :3

Solid Violet still beating Liquid Violet smh

>>941623408
No, we will be binding your feet like the chinese lotus foot
Virgins dont deserve the luxury of walking

>>941623726
good luck with that
I'll just chew my way out

>>941623759
Muzzle

Good thing I just hop

pizzadilla or mac n cheeze or pasta and sauce?

kinda want to do pasta and sauce becasue its the easiest right now

Chimkn sounds good too

>>941624542
Bowl of rice and an egg

ur a chimkin

the heat of the bowl cooks the egg

>>941624542
that's what I'm doing for dinner

I already ate, but I want second dinner because fat

>>941624670
every meal for me, and i don't even get high.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

UR A CHINMKN

I'm a chinpokomon

Okama gamesphere

Not in the Lapras cave on a Friday night?

pies in the oven

>>941625919
SPHERE
ICAL

As much as many mega things in the new pokemon games are a disappointment, I biggest sigh comes from mega Chandelure.
They could have looked up dozens, hundreds of crazy blinged out chandeliers to get some inspiration. But no, they just copy pasted a few more of the same arms on the bottom.

>>941626177
NOW LET'S PLAY SOME GAMES

>>941623450
i do my best

>>941623706
which one am i?

>>941626443
uhhh hot?

>>941626587
don't get duped anon

>>941626443
Sharpie in pooper, bong in vagoo or something

>>941626730
pumpkin pie or apple pie

>>941626917
i prefer pumpkin pie
with some whipped cream

>>941626954
hmm
acceptable I suppose

>>941626653
best you get until i shower

i used to bake apple turnovers pretty frequently

imo a good apple turnover has a better pastry to fruit ratio than an apple pie

mmm, apple hot pockets

my mom sent me a recipe for cinnamon pumpkin bread. I haven't baked anything in a hot minute tho.

>>941626443
hot, the little cat ears are cute

nononono, its kitchen whisk in vagoo.

imma grill some pineapple n steak tomorrow

im still not sure how I feel about grilled fruit

bored

throwing a pineapple chunk into a shishkabab is ok

grilled pineapple is amazing. coat it with some maple syrup so it caramelizes a bit, so good

inb4 fat

I mean it's good, it just doesn't compute with my brain

>>941627837
fat, but like, a cultured fat

pie

i cant think of any other fruit that i would grill though.

>>941627877
would

>>941627877
nice
>enhance reflection

>>941627877
fat

>>941627886
top one is like potato vegetable curry
bottom one is steak onion potato
crust and egg wash were kinda rough, haven't done pie in a long time

>>941627893
i was looking for that oo, but I think ima have to settle on mocking her on the stainless steel or something.

>>941627945
im so paranoid about posting any sort of reflective surface on 4chan

>>941627942
both sound tasty, I haven't done a savory pie in a long time

out of anyone here i'm most curious about what E looks like tbh, like an unkempt san diego bum or what

>>941627877
yummy

>>941627995
my wife requested it
she has also restocked our booze on a whim, none of us really drink

nice bottle of gin, vodka, rum

>>941628016
he's posted pics before. picture a 7ft long-haired scandanavian gigachad.

>>941628016
I've only seen part of his face
his hair was definitely greasy from what I've seen

>>941628048
even better. A reason to drink.

>>941628016
i posted my eye and my old hair squig once

>>941628048
i feel like you're trying to be sarcastic, but the fact that you're on a board that's full of people who are trying to be sarcastic, and the fact that you're trying to be sarcastic, means that you're probably not trying to be sarcast

hmm Agnostic Front next week. As a treat. Perhaps.

could i possibly have dessert of any kind tonight?

>>941628848
the pic makes me think this is some sort of domanatrix situation you are describing

>>941626258
More games than ps5
>>941626443
The one that came first (giggity)

>>941627877
Nom

I'm considering my second banana with nutella of the day.

minecraft dating sim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLZ8fZbQslY

some people should not be allowed access to technology

gross

is everyone asleep?

zzz

I'm ded

ugh, fine
>>941629954
>>941629954
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