Thread 941621874

Man, I really love Warhammer.
Watching the Order tide fight back against the hordes of Chaos.. all those great heroes engage in mortal combat.. lands destroyed and millions lost.. it's such a wonderful place.

First 24

Choose one:
Order | Khorne | Slaanesh | Tzeench | Nurgle

If you don't know Chaos Gods and just wanna be evil, Khorne!.. he's all about blood and murder and skulls..

>Chef Lugoli, you won the last and as Nurgle. I sadly did not find the time to make your wincard yet as I have not before designed a Nurgle card. Please be patient.

Alan Wake
>I'll let you pick my affiliation

>>941621874 (OP)
Spook man

Tzeench

>>>/trash/78761227
>>>/trash/78761227
>>>/trash/78761227

Loona Wolf
>Order

PunkRocker
Tzeench

Harley Quinn
>Khorne

Mirage
Order

Rafale

Order

Ensign Ledo
>Order

>>941621874 (OP)
Manhattan Cafe
Order

I gueesss... we start in 10minutes.
Feel free to give me doubles and triples and pentagons.. but I won't take any random porn slop.

Lake Tanganyika monster
Order

Niggermaster

Order

死 Falke
Order

Faldkaplane

Order

Vulkan
Order

>>941621874 (OP)
Slaanesh cause I’m a pervert

Ruriko
Slaanesh

Bane

Khorne

Too many Orders it looks like

>>941622734
u got a name and faction?

>>941622734
>>941621874 (OP)
King Halo
Order
>oops

>>941622754
Sir this is a Wendy's

>>941622734
Clarent...

Enough entires!
I'll add 2 late comers at MAX now.. gotta go do text file editing

Alpha1918
Khorne

Rina Onuki

>>941622754
THEN START SENDING THEM OUT, YOU DONKEY!

>>941622867
Put me on any team!

>invalid characters, had to cut Falke!

Are you Heroes ready for adventure??!!

>>941622662
Aloha.
>>941623059
My brother in Christ, you can just remove the 死.
Also how is that invalid in the new sim?

>>941623110
Did I not just do exactly what you said I should do??!! BAAAKAAA
Also, HI YAPPY!!!
Glad you could join my game!

I'm experiencing some techincal stuff.. give me X minute for slide please!

>>941623146
... I genuinely even moused over the image to check and missed that. My bad. Though it did give me a chance to say "My brother in Christ".
Anyway, I've been alright. How've you been, Mordred?

>>941621874 (OP)
i love the tzeentch books, they are my favorite. the most interesting part is how they are written by tzeentch himself

>>941623187
looks like your newsim isn't superior after all

Out into the harsh world of Warhammer you go, Heroes!

>since catbox went down, I am still having issues with backgrounds but am trying my best.

>>941623416
>Falke takes up arms
What do I look like, an Elster?

>catbox went down
Did it get glowie'd?

The poor uma is being crushed.. DIE FOR THE EMPEROR

>>941623466
Catbox has been down in EU for 3 weeks now. Litterbox started working again but it's spotty.. he has a big red warning on catbox informing people of that. Seems all US users are unaffected. I use discord image links for my backgrounds now but they sometimes break.

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

>>941623685
Using discord links seems to work well.

>>941623466
u know.. like here.. my night image broke again.. cause discord links aren't permanent..

>>941623685
Goblins can't handle the knee of doom

>>941623685
To be fair, a lot of things are short from up here, y'know?

>Catbox has been down in EU for 3 weeks now
Don't you guys have some kinda 1984 law about memes to deal with now? I haven't been keeping up.
>>941623731
Dang... did I live or did I die?
SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO?

>>941623731
wow such a superior newsim

>>941623750
>Far from any city and with the sun setting, Falke gets lost wandering the Warpstone Desert. She manages to find a small cave in one of the many crags to rest for the night.
..You...

FUCK! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
I would have fought my *guts* out for the Tau.

>>941623731
You should figure out a way to get this thing to work a little better there, Bread.
>>941623790
Is this a death event? Can't exactly tell.

>>941623790
I don't get it, what's the big deal?
Is this a tall order?
Does the event not fit?
Is this a tight squeeze?
Am I stuffing a bit much into the box?

>>941623790
We're having beers too

Damn it, I missed out on this...

The Champion of Tzeentch strikes down one of the Order!
Alan decides to take one of Khorne's warriors out even if that means sending one of his own to the grave!
.. and a corrupted soldier of the Order is slain on the spot before he could turn evil..

>>941623849
No, it is not. But since this is my code, I ask you to tell me what exactly made you believe it was. I want my events as clear as possible so after the game, feel free to report to me.
>>941623881
Silence, robot!
You have foes to slay!

>>941623975
If you'd gotten here sooner, I would have swapped King Halo out for you. You'll get 'em next time.

My Aquarium is making weird things.. gimme 5 extra minutes y3

<3

>>941624015
You know, if you'd played past the false end, you'd get what I'm saying when I quote:
>This god won't forgive you.

Am I too late?

>>941624015
Mainly the fact that the way that event is worded, it leaves enough room for the imagination for someone to assume that the pleasure that is being experienced is akin to the likes of Hellraiser and practically death

also, Incredible Gassy event

So how are things going?

>>941624162
It's going

Is anyone DEAD?
And who will be
the last one standing?

>aquarium snails are safe and sound..

The Hero of Order Loona is torn to shreds by the hellfire of imperial mortars!
..and it seems we have some Order infighting.

>>941624133
Thanks, I'll look into it.

>>941624015
That was intense

More SOULS for Be'lakor!

>>941624269
Furries? No thanks.

>>941624015
Fuck, I can't breathe...

>>941623952
Pfft, Kislevites.

MORE BLOOD FOR
THE BLOOD GOD!

>>941624276
Slutty delivery driver

>holy broken code.. fug.. I'mma hotfix it so this game works..

Falke falls! The robotic being it disintegrated and torn apart!
Meanwhile Ledo is trying to betray his comrades.. a blood lust he has never felt before.. but he's STRUCK DOWN.

BLOOD

>>941624276
>>941624343

BOOBAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

The last of Khorne, the Chosen! Harley herself gores the Lake Monster!

>>941624403
Boba?

>>941624343
>>941624387
Beer girl

>>941624387
Literally did nothing the whole game and die to a disease. What is this, marching with Napoleon?
>death image too large
/b/...

>>941624460
Hell yeah!

..and there goes the last Warior of Tzeentch.. torn apart and forgotten like all the other corpses..
..just like Rina..

>>941624497
Yappy, I'm about to rail your robo butt. You VIL ENJOY ZE WARHAMR AND U VIL LIK IT
>>941624538
Enjoy your time, girl.. it won't last for long.

SLAUGHTER. MAIM. MURDER. KILL.

>>941624576
Can I get an Order win instead? That'd be cool. Don't need the fries or the drink, just the sandwich.

Ruriko defeats the grand Alan Wake!.. bit she wants MORE.. she wants TRUE FIGHT.. she lets him live...
.. Harley is torn to shreds the way she murdered herself!

>>941624642
SIT DOWN, FAILURE
Sigmar is disappointed in your performance!
.. now bet..

Alan Wake - Order
Ruriko - Slaanesh
Manhattan Cade - Order

alcohol and commentary don't mix well..

WHO CARES
WE GOT A WINNER TO DECIDE SO CHOOOSE

>>941624717
I'm going with Ruriko!

>>941624717
I bet on Manhattan Cafe here too.

>>941624717
This is pretty crazy, isn't it?

>>941624717
You need more beer

>>941624717
It'd be cool if it was me

Before the last stand, the Uma falls! taken by the most expertised assassins..

AND KHORNE SENDS HIS MOST VILE
THE TAKER OF SKULLS
THE DRINKERS OF BLOOD
THE BLOODCRUSHER TO ANNIHILATE RURIKO

>apparently I coded a winner screen background.. man I'm good..

FOR THE THE ORDER
FOR SIGMAR
DEATH TO CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!

>>941624967
Congratz Alan
Thanks Mordy

>>941624967
They don't call me the Champion of Light for nothing!

>>941624930
>>941624967
Oh well, at least we got the Order win.
Grats Wake and thanks for hosting, Mordred.

>>941624955
NO! NOT RURIKO!
LAUNCH THE
TACTICAL NUKE!

>>941624788
>>941624955
Slaanesh owes me big time

Never had such a stressful game before.. had to best countless code issues..

>>941624912
Dia bro, you got a png or something that's easy to cut out? I'd love you forever..

>>941624930
>>941624967
Unlucky. Congrats and thanks for the umazing game.

>>941625044
Ask and ye shall receive!

>>941625044
your newsim sucks

"ANOTHER ONE!"

THANKS FOR JOINGING MY GAME, MORTALS
..you shall be remembered.. as skulls offered to Khorne!!..

>>941625036
>>941625026
>>941625009
>>941625000
>>941624995
>>941625053

>>941625064
KHORNE DEMANDS I DO SO..
5-10minutes..

>>941625026
Thanks for liking me
>>941625103
Thanks for hosting

>>941624995
Ding ding. Umazon. Your delivery has arrived.

>>941625120
Pass it over on /trash/, then. Thanks for the game bee tea dubs

>>941625293
You worthless maggot can add me too if you wish to be in my presence..

"TACTICAL
NUKE!,...
INCOMIIINNNG!"
*(["Boom."])*

>bump


>archive

>>941625171
That's pretty fuckin cool, thanks Cafe

time 2 set
up another 1

>>941625445
Glad you are ready, sister!
The Adepta Sororitas head out!
.. let's cleanse this vile place..

>>941625466
You're pretty cool. Congrats again on a well ran race.

>>941625564
U call Harley cool but I ain't eve tho I host cool Warhammer?..
.. I'm calling the Emperor..

>>941625445
>>941625559
Okay, so, like... would Replikas count as being abominations or are they a-okay?

>>941625293
WINCARD

>>941625333
If you want my Discord @ so badly just ask Kodak, all sorts of weirdos on this site so I wouldn't know who is who adding me on there

>>>/trash/78757345
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>>941625597
You're going to call Symboli Rudolf? And your games are cool and so are you. Trying to change things up takes a lot of passion.

>>941625614
I don't fight for any faction... but if you wish to join me, we don't care what you are made of!!
>in Warhammer, really nobody cares what you are.. even Ogres are fighting for the Order and for Chaos at the same time. It's a free 4 all really.
>>941625642
TAKE THE CARD AND SILENCE YOUR DICK TRAP.
>>941625672
.. that's really sweet of you, thank you..that really made me smile. Thanks.. I.. thank you.

>>941625299
You'll never defeat a true Citizens' Army but congratulations on winning, Alan, and thanks to (You) for the host, jefe!

>>941625899
U should join my Warhammer games sometime..

>>941625939
Are they an ongoing thing, Mordred? This is quite literally the first example I've seen of one.

>>941625617
How did u get that fat gif under 2mb

>>941625835
Oh, okay.
I have nothing witty to add to that because yawns.

>>941626062
U a cute..
I've been hosting my Warhammer Fantasy code for a while now. I even wrote a guide on how to host in the new sim https://docs.google.com/document/d/13UhhLm_t3EbB7RpOU0qdd-aC8OH5RrW8-EDyVWSrzD4/edit?usp=sharing
And this here is my code https://brantsteele.com/hungergames/classic/r.php?c=F12DcbAF
It has 350 unique events.

>>941626077
U know, Mado actually once asked me the same and I taught him about gifs and such.. my wincards always have 402 frames. It comes down to understanding how gifs work..
>>941626092
Don't yawns at me u tard! Gimme what's going on in ur life!
U know I luv u yappy!.. we friends..

>>941626347
Just been busy with work and volunteer stuff, and it's just going to get busier going forward, it feels like. Nothing really "bad" about it, but there's a fair amount of stress to a life change like that.
Plus it can be a little tiring... then again, I've also been waking up at 5 sharp most mornings.
I love these webms, too. Anyway, my chillout time is just about over before I gotta pray n' bed. Have a nice night, Mordred.

>>941626347
I made a gif with only 200 frames and it was like 16MB...

>>941626466
>>941626347
The last of said webms.

>>941626347
>And this here is my code https://brantsteele.com/hungergames/classic/r.php?c=F12DcbAF
OH SHIT...May *I* host it at some point?

>>941626466
Is it weird that I have a horrid desire to offer you hugs?.. you might not be in the most terrible shape but I sadly can't over any wise words so I just wish to.. give you a hug.
>>941626544
Good job anon.
>>941626547
Lovely...
>>941626685
You can do whatever you wish with my code, my beloved. I know you don't do discord so we can't exactly exchange info there about it but as long as I am here, ask me whatever you wish to know.

>>941626685
Nobody stopping you

Ingrid absolutely does do Discord btw

>>941626685
I can give you this...

Regular BG:
https://files.catbox.moe/hwapho.png
Night BG:
https://files.catbox.moe/vc4cz2.png
Feast BG
https://files.catbox.moe/6yepwt.png
Khorne
https://files.catbox.moe/bah18z.png
Slaanesh
https://files.catbox.moe/9praqu.png
Nurgle
https://files.catbox.moe/vqaa5a.png
Tzeentch
https://files.catbox.moe/v4326j.png
Vermintide
https://files.catbox.moe/ez2h4c.png
Bloodbath
https://files.catbox.moe/4tgj5g.png
Death
https://files.catbox.moe/3a6jfx.png

and if you aren't confident in the new sim
https://docs.google.com/document/d/13UhhLm_t3EbB7RpOU0qdd-aC8OH5RrW8-EDyVWSrzD4/edit?tab=t.0
The very code I wrote myself.

>very code
.. very guide..

>>941626822
Not weird at all, and I'm thankful for the gesture and sentiment. Arms can't reach through screens, but accept the spirit of my hug too, yeah? But night for real, stay safe and be blessed.

>>941626959
Just know that you always have a friend in ME here, alright?!
Sleep well, friend.

>>941626904
Well if that's true..>>941626685 violet7758
I'm wasted tho, hehehe

>>941626904
Rarely. It's such a time sink that for the most part I leave it very severely alone.
>>941626822
>>941626920
Many thanks, Mordred. I'm so used to the emphasis being on 40K (see >>941623831)
that it's a positive pleasure to see someone working with the Fantasy milieu instead.

>>941628088
I worked on that code for fucking ages.. sure, it's not 40k, it's fantasy.. but feel free to skim over some events and such.. I wasn't lazy.. has 350 unique events and no basic edits of the standard events the reopening has. Wrote it all myself.. tho Mao wrote the Nurgle Arena event.
Use it however you wanna, friend!
My code is yours!

>>941628181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlxbGLOa7d4
WE SHALL HAVE EVER SO MUCH FUN!

>>941621874 (OP)
Pre or post DEI? Your answers important

Bump

Bumped the thread^

ngw?

lil bro think he getting a new game /skull/

>>941630542
there is a game filling up on /trash/