Thread 941621965

Why did video games stop having shields?

retards laugh at this?

so that's why smash bros don't shower, they want to have perfect shield everytime

he's a spineless cuckold who folds under the tiniest bit of pressure

>>941621968
Men waste their energy by getting angry when other men ogle. Because they're afraid of the idea of losing their women if they don't fight off other men. But all you're doing is letting everyone know that you don't trust your woman to stay by your side of her own volition.

The funny thing is, you spend all that energy getting jealous, and she still cheats on you. Because a cheater is going to cheat regardless.

>>941621965 (OP)
Left pic makes him look like a MoistCr1TiKaL cosplayer.

>>941621970
All women desires attention. If she used to getting attention, she will find it elsewhere.
Women are evil selfish creatures, and social media has only has given them more power.

>>941621973
Tyler1 is respectable. I don't watch his content, but he seems like a half decent person.
The other 3 are all psychopaths and should be avoided at all cost.

>>941621968
>plows an egirl
>"wae an egirl is doing egirl things" the retard ask

>>941621974
i like asmongold and tyler1

>>941621965 (OP)
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>>941621965 (OP)
Oh fuck off and suck Roachmongold and He's cock some more you zionist kike.

>>941621977
janny applications were like a month ago, should've applied then if you want to do it for free so badly

>>941621973
Change Tyler1 to Ishowspeed, and it's up to date.

Is it true that he murdered his own father?

>>941621980
Speedy is Mork

>>941621965 (OP)
> v = video games
> v ≠ gay youtuber drama
kill your self

>>941621965 (OP)
Is it normal for people to get sick once a year? Why do most people get sick once a year? I legit never show and am fairly dirty and I get sick maybe twice a decade. How the fuck normies get sick so much?

And yes I go outside often, if anything normies spend less time outside than me but they still get sick every year? Wtf?

>>941621981
yeah with his massive cock

>>941621965 (OP)
>afraid of showering
He might unironically be schizo. Makes me wonder how he gets so much money and attention online if he's so fucking crazy.

>>941621973
Khorne is obviously LowTierGod
if you want a popular streamer, then someone like Mason or Imstilldadaddy

>>941621984
I do 1 pretend sick every year to relax from work or to relieve stress. But besides that, I only get real sick every 3 - 5 years

>>941621973
Nothing Tzeentchian about Hassan.

>>941621965 (OP)
Eternal reminder that he had "BBC gangbang" as his recently searched hashtags in his twitter search bar that he accidentally showed on stream.

>>941621988
Yeah I do that too, one pretend sick a year is the American vacation standard.

>>941621984
I used to get sick once a year when I was in school but now it's seldom last time I had anything resembling a flu was during coof shutdowns

>>941621974
Asmond just says assholic shit, but doesn't say anything notably psychotic. Offensive, mean, and shitty sure, but not actually psychotic. He at least admits he's a jackass.
Tyler1 is just angry, dont know much else about him.

The other 2 faggots are psychos. Both Destiny and Hassan have called for people to get killed, while being incapable of actually forming an argument and totally lying and weaseling out. Both are such pieces of communist shit despite being rich, they're too up their own ass to see how retarded they or their goons are.

>>941621984
Yes, it's normal for people whose immune systems are compromised due to getting up too early because of work/school.

>>941621984
I get sick whenever I'm fed up with work enough to deal with a day of ER hospital fuckery to get paid sick leave.

>>941621973
Tyler is the only respectable and based one

>>941621974
Tyler actually has a functional family life and a wife and daughter who he treats good. The other 3 are disgusting degenerates who fancy themselves smarter than they actually are

>>941621965 (OP)
This shit is literally a performance

>>941621990
Proof?

>>941621990
maybe he's converting to islam and reading about al-zutt?

>>941621993
Tyler1 is just if the Hodgetwins had a slightly cringe but kind of funny lil bro that did gear and lifted with them
Asmond lives up to his reputation as a human cockroach. He comes from glowy aristocracy, his dad despised him and he killed his mom. Kind of fucked up shit but he's been pretty chill as of late doing his weird Mythic talent glowy soft-political thing. Whatever.
Destiny is full blown cuban schizo midget cuck. Full blown lolcow.
Hasaan is quite literally just Chunk Uygurs nephew or some shit, and he will say whatever just to make money as he learned from working with his uncle. No one should take any of his political beliefs seriously because he admitted himself he just says whatever to make money. Soft-fatboy that lost weight, sociopath that really likes money and "hustling".

>>941621984
For some reason the only time in my life where I didn't get sick every 6 months was when I worked at a damn themepark.

>>941621999
I'm trying to find it in the archive.

>>941621965 (OP)
>"After not showering, I developed a sort of exoskeleton..."
You mean dirt and filth?
>"Protective wall"
You mean your skin?

Un-ironically, most civilized societies bath way more than needed, but it really is so you don't stink up the fucking room. Woe to anyone who is near this degenerate.

>>941621970
It's ome thing for another man to oggle, it's another for your woman to go out seeking their attention. She's literally asking for other dudes to come over. If she wanted to be with you, why is she looking to them?

>>941621993
Tyler1 doesn’t get that angry anymore. He’s actually a relatively normal and wholesome guy who’s only problem is he plays a shitty game

>>941621970
Wrong, you retard. You need to show yoyr roasties tour boundaries or she will keep pushing. Holy fuck, have some self respect, you coping cuck.

>>941621973
I have no idea who any of these people are... i think im finally old

>>941622001
>killed his mom
way to out yourself tranny

>>941622008
I just don't know top right

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This seems like the natural evolution for someone like Asmongold, I kinda feel bad for him.

>Grow up in ok life
>Girls at school ignore you
>Get rich and famous due to online clout
>Probably get hit on by tons of random egirls but realize a vast majority of them are just in it for fame or money.
>Stick to other streamers for dating because you think its the safer option
>Turns out they are boring or in it to increase their own audience and dump you once that goal is finished

If chrischan and boogie can find someone even Asmongold can to. Like fuck I'd not even put him in the same category as those two.

>>941621965 (OP)
is youtube jesus telling me I'm a bug?

>>941621968
When he met she was already posting pictures

>>941621965 (OP)
Why did /v/ stop playing video games to watch uglyass hairy bearded e-manthots?

>>941621977
Based and vidyapilled

>>941621979
I would rather talk about video games than fuglyass manwhores that you love so much.

>Mod moved this ecele/b/ tranny shit here
MODS=GODS

>>941621965 (OP)
GET FUCKED OP

Hate Asmongold all you want. He has enough influence, celebrity status, and money that some 9/10 gold digging whore will always be willing to be his GF. At least right now.

>>941621974
>80 iq, 4'11 mutt raging at league of legends
>respectable

>>941621973
KEK

>>941625396
He will never be a video game and you will never be a woman