Thread 941628660

Have you got any experiences with sex toys? (any variety)

Larps and fantasies are welcome, but all the better if you have greentexts and OC to share.

>>941628660 (OP)
When I first got a PayPal account I was ordering all sorts of stuff on eBay, and I tried to sell some old stuff on there too. Later on I ended up buying toys that came in the usual non-descript boxes that my parents were used to seeing. I started with a pocket pussy but started buying more stuff as I got into it. Soon I had a whole secret collection which I've been building ever since.
pic related isn't me, but may as well be

>>941629548
EDP on his way to get a cupcake

>>941628660 (OP)
yes i love a big plug.. it feels amazing when i get it all the way in.. is that ure collection anon? (not me in the gif)

>>941629687
Nah this is something I took from /b/ ages ago. I don't tend to share any of my private stuff.

What kind of toys do you have? When did you start collecting stuff?

>>941628660 (OP)
i'm basically addicted to these videos of girls trying out insane stuff on themselves. i fantasise about getting my own things but they are really expensive and idk where to start

>>941630479
Do you watch Lili June's stuff?

>>941630479
Get a job so you can afford better toys

>>941630570
i do have a job, but all the quality stuff is always over a 100 dollars tho - you can't just get that. it's not like i can just ask for one at christmas either

>>941630713
Why don't you have hundreds of dollars?

>>941630563
i've seen a lot of her videos on /gif/ - i love the squelching sounds. idk how she does it

>>941630749
because bills?

>>941630786
Why not make more money so you have money left over after bills?

>>941630765
She just built up to it over years - literally insane stretching but a lot of it does kind of compress inside her though

>>941628660 (OP)
I don't get how bitches can shove those things up their asses and not have to shit in diapers in their 30s.

>>941630868
if only it was that easy. what toys do you have if you're so rich?

>>941630975
the longer ones also curl and fold over inside, they're softer than they look

>>941628660 (OP)
A friend of mine bought be a prostate massager from a sex shop as a joke - now I can't imagine fapping without it. Literally one of the best purchases you can make... and I got it for free

>>941631232
I have a lot of them, I've been using sex toys since I was 14.

I have a lot of sex toy stories. But I'll share two.

I have a lot of sex toy stories. But I'll share two.

>>941631685
Share away! Don't skimp on details! How did it start?

>>941631472
>>941631634
V cute, anon

>>941632002
Does it make you hard? :3

>>941632424
What do you think? ;p

>>941632518
I'll take that as a yes :P

>>941632566
Obviously :p
I'd say you should show off more, but it's a bit off topic for the thread..

Sweet words might just earn you my attention.
......

>>941628660 (OP)
Tried a variety of fleshlights and pocket pussies but they all have the same issue. You can only fuck them a couple of times before they become fucking rancid and unusable.
Yes I know you're supposed to wash them, but they're fucking impossible to wash properly and no matter how hard you try eventually something gets stuck down there whether its jizz, lube or just water that goes bad.

Tried a vibrating egg for a while, it was actually quite nice but it broke after a couple of weeks. Never felt the need to buy another cuz while it was nice it wasnt 'that' good.

By far the hands down best sex toy ever made is a magic wand.
doesnt matter the brand or price. They're cheap and extremely reliable.
One of my exes had literally never had an orgasm before cuz she had that one condition where her sexual organs (ie: her pussy, uterus and clit) werent properly developed. Like she was to the point where she never had a period unless she took medicine to make it happen.
Anyway, I used this on her a bunch of times. Her first time she finally understood.
>Wtf?
>THATS an orgasm?
>Holy shit!
>No wonder people write cringy pop songs about sex and love all the time, I thought it was made-up.

Not just on women but I had fun with it too, plus as a regular massager like if you had a shoulder cramp or a headache or something.

>>941632719
Happy to chat about it :3
Any questions?

>>941632982
Nothing off the top of my head, just appreciating the view... Hands-free looks like it must feel amazing :3

>>941633088
It's literally the best feeling

>>941633319
Noted~ What's the appeal in staying caged while you're doing it?

>>941633410
I've never worn a cage and never want to - a dick should be free imo. I love when my cock is throbbing hard and dripping. Seeing them in cases just seems weird to me - not judging but just not for me

>>941633495
I'm on board, they look extremely uncomfortable..

>>941633547
I'm kinda limited by what I can share on here - did you wanna move to session or discord after this? No pressure I just love chatting to anons who are into the same things as me :P
If you just want to chat that's totally fine too

>>941633704
Strongly considering it. I didn't realize I was into it, honestly :P

>>941633818
Let me know if you want to - I've got way more that I can show you if we're on a platform with a higher upload limit

What kind of stuff do you wanna see me post? :P

>>941633989
Whatever you feel like posting, of course! This is /b/ after all :P

>>941634185
How about stuff like this? :P
Do you like a bit of dressing up?

>>941634252
Holy 8o
I can definitely appreciate a bit of dressing up. Clear fleshlight is perfect, too

>>941634252
Imagine this being you - if I could upload it with the sound you could close your eyes to it while you're stroking yourself

>>941634910
And another.. unfortunately without the moans... still unsure if you wanna move this chat some place else? ;P

>>941628660 (OP)
I used to fap using my sister's vibrator - basically the best nuts I've ever had

>>941628660 (OP)
only bullets and buttplugs.

i have gathered a nice collection oof plugs over the last 6 months, thats when i started to daily them at work.
whats strange is that i prefer glass and metal for the ones i wear at work, not any of the "made for long time wear" ones.

>>941638457
Sounds hot - how does it feel having them in around your co-workers?

>>941634989
If he doesn't I definitely do

>>941638501
really amazing, but the kinkyness of it has started to wear off.
Now its starting to become more like jewellery

>>941637635
On your dick?

>>941628660 (OP)
almost everything you buy will never be as much fun as you imagined. exceptions exist.
so spend more time imagining and less buying.

>>941638734
yeah it wasn't something you could insert, just use on the outside

Femanon here. When I was 11 my best friend and I used to raid her mom’s sex toys and take turns masterbating while watching porn. Miss those days

>>941639045
what kind of toys did she have? how long did this go on for?

>>941628660 (OP)
Not to do some kind of autobiography of masturbating with stuff in my butt:
>TPE toys are cheap garbage and often collect dust and hair like a magnet
>Metal is nice, but it heats up
>Glass plugs and wands are the best for something solid, but people are too often afraid of it
>The magical word is silicone, liquid silicone

Very important things:
>Buy an enema bulb
>Be very clean and use a lot of lube for anal beads
>Do not buy any cheap telescoping dildos instead of an actual sex machine.
Buy an actual sex machine if you want something to fuck you that isn't diseased or violent.
>In most cases don't buy a cheap prostate vibrator, get a reasonably sized message wand.
>Inflatable plugs are good for stretching and warming up.
>If you get a fleshlight buy a clear one.

Other information:
>Anal orgasms can feel really really good and nobody would do butt stuff if they didn't.
>If you go too big too quickly and with little to no lube it is going to hurt and people with butt problems were dumb people.
>Practically any popular website has obscenity guidelines and so any animal shaped toy is forbidden, but you can really feel it when you take something flared or with a knot.
>The human rectum is only about 6 inches and after that you're pushing up against your colon and If you want to take something really long you have to kind of try and push it out push from inside while pushing the toy deeper in and you need to push it in deeper if you want it to go in and out without bashing up against the opening again

>>941628660 (OP)
Got into a phase where I had to stretch my asshole and throat in order to cum. So for a few years I was ordering bigger and bigger toys, from normal ones to dog ones to finally ordering a huge horse cock dildo.
Thing was so huge I couldn't take it at first, but after a few weeks of trying I finally got the flare in my throat, but that was it.
Then I tried getting it in my ass, and the only way I could was with poppers, and even then it was like 1/3 of it.
Now I just use the knotted dildo that feels good on my prostate.

>>941641581
I also have a cage, but I only put it on when like specifically asked.
>You don't want it to be too big or too small
>You and the ring need to not be cold for slightly obvious reasons
>You have to fit one ball and then the other through the ring and be soft enough to almost push your dick into your body so it can go under and through the ring
>Then you put the cage itself on the ring and try not to punch yourself in it
>Then slide in the locking part and take the key out of it
and then I guess self conscious guys feel a bit less self conscious and you try to give yourself a completely hands free prostate orgasm.

>>941632958
Magic Wand is the best sex toy, only thing to make me cum so hard I saw stars. You can even get cheap silicone attachments that slide over the head but honestly just slide that thing up and down for a few minutes and you'll cum HARD.

I'm curious about getting a dildo to suck on though, anyone have recommendations?

>>941628660 (OP)
I got 3 bad dragon dildos, 1 bd egg plug, 1 bd masturbator, njoy pure wand, a basic plug, a Blush Neo Elite, and some anal beads. I usually like to stimulate my prostate by bouncing on dragon cock to the beat of a pmv with synchronized clips, sissy hypno pmvs. I genuinely think it's better than drugs and sex combined. Being able to orgasm for as long as I want is a latent feature being slept on for guys.

>>941634989
i just fell in love with transparent fleshlights.
on my way to look for affordable ones.

>>941628660 (OP)
Yup I own a few dildos including dog and horse cocks, cock cages and a huge vibrating buttplug. Love to dress like a whore and rail myself senseless, however I've not had much time lately