Thread 941640632

Favorite Pudas Feast songs?

Here's my top 5

1) Painsmeller
2) Breaking the Log
3) Hellbent For Logshits
4) Slidding After Midnight
5) Turbologger

You've Got Another Log Comin'
Ram it down (my throte)

My friends and I are starting a Shitallica cover band and are having some struggles coming up with a setlist. We want to focus on the early years. The classics, you know. These are the songs we've come up with so far. Let me know if there's any you'd like to see added to our set.

1) For Whom The Log Sliddes
2) Fade to Brown
3) Slidde Butt Poo
4) Master of Flushes
5) Shit the Lights

>>941640632 (OP)
bad news. now that Daniel has been released from prison and is dating Taylor Swift behind that football player's back, I'm afraid I won't be eating anymore of your feces.

>>941640632 (OP)
and to be completely candid, I was never totally comfortable about eating your poop to begin with.

>>941640884
nobody gets to just walk away from this. You're in for life.

>>941640809
definitely Jump in the Toilet

>>941640809
- Enter Logman
- Sixx (One)
- Slidd and Destroy
- Wherever I May Choke
- Master of poopies

>>941641205
doodie!

Favorite Ilog Maiden albums?

>Iron Log
>Loggers
>Powerlog
>Log in Rio
>Ed Logger
>Virtual Log
>Piece of Log
>Log of Death
>The Final Log
>The Log Factor
>Best of the Log
>Brave New Log
>Fear of the Log
>Log After Death
>Log on the Road
>The Book of Logs
>The Essential Log
>The First Ten Logs
>No Log for the Dying
>The Log of the Beast
>A Matter of Log and Death
>Seventh Log of a Seventh Log

is it weird if I masturbate thinking about a teenage female Joe Biden?

>>941641366
honestly? I'm unable to participate in this particular thread, because unlike you guys, I actually listen to good music.

I mean if you were asking me to come up with a bunch of puns and double entenders about the rave scene, or actual QUALITY MUSIC, I could go for hours.

But yeah, I have zero knowledge of bullshit garbage fake metal crap that's just not my thing..

because I actually have pubic hair

because my testicles already descended

So I don't have any need to spray paint myself with bullshit metal music

https://youtu.be/hX1CWnDQsns?si=oAzUtGEZkrpYWH5v

which is really weird, if you stop and think about it for a minute...

It seems so counterintuitive, almost like we're living in 'backwards world'....

where I'm old as fuck, but I actually listen to the coolest hippest youngest most currently badass genre of music

well you guys are young, and you listen to the shittiest fucking music, like completely out of fucking touch with what's cool...

And I just think that's kind of like "ironic"

I promise you one thing:
If we were all hanging out
And we all got a little bit high
And I took you guys into a really badass rave

as we walked through the crowd the music would literally make the hair stand up on the back of your necks

And soon your footsteps would automatically become smooth shuffling, gliding through the cloud to the beat of the rave music... The laser beams and light show would be dazzling you and your brain would be assimilating the alien mathematics of the music and that's when you would accidentally bump into a HOT AS FUCK RAVER GIRL with the pacifier in her mouth, and she would put her arm around you and say "I love you" as we all continued shuffling to the other side of the room, literally gliding across the floor shuffling to the beat of the music... It's fucking hypnotic..

by the time we got to the other side of the crowd, you would never ever want to listen to metal music ever again I promise

It would free you of the bullshit you guys considerto be music

And I am NOT being a dick. I'm not insulting you, I'm not being oppositional or argumentative at all

I'm actually being very positive and optimistic, and just simply explaining to you:
GOING TO A RAVE WOULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE

And you would quickly find yourselves unable to make any clever puns based on heavy metal music song titles

You would be asking me if I have a link to that first HAPPY 2B HARDCORE chapter

And I would say "You're talking about chapter one?"

I promise you would become ravers for life

https://voca.ro/1e2XuWUlRTma

>>941641623

And you know I'm your biggest fucking fan

obviously I'm your biggest motherfucking fan!!!

So I'm not being combative or argumentative at all. That's not what I'm saying...

It's not your fault you're still listening to shitty metal music... But it's time you outgrow it

I'm not being mean

I'm just asking a really simple question:

QUESTION: isn't it ironic an old man like me has much fresher hipper current taste in music than you young guys?

isn't that weird? I'm the one who's about to die, and I'm listening to all the space age high-tech futuristic alien rave music

I just find that to be slightly ironic...

............... Don't you?

But it's not all bad news..
You still have a chance to
GET WITH THE PROGRAM

https://voca.ro/1fD6vJMgd3DJ

GET A LOG OF THIS:

hypothetically speaking, if you found yourself in bed with a beautiful person

which music would be better to play in the background?

which music actually takes you on a journey, and doesn't have a story It's telling?

which music allows you to find your own journey while listening, instead of telling you a story about a broken relationship or any other predictable lyrics?

which music actually allows you to think for yourself while you're making love with that beautiful person in bed?

WHAT IS THE BEST SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR LIFE?

If your answer is 'metal', may I recommend it's time to grow up?

https://youtu.be/GRs7a-wDlno?si=XbOl32982wzKr0P_

THE UNDENIABLE FACT ABOUT RAVE MUSIC:

It's for intelligent people

It's like musical algebra

It's NOT for stupid people

https://youtu.be/Mq7xe-oBf-U?si=KdQomutHUSRnsbIM

Your shop skills are getting worse every day. My dead gramma could do better.

>>941642004

CHEW ON THIS™

I'm not sure which graphic you're talking about, but it's some of the finest digital retouch I've ever seen in my life!

>>941642004

And I'm really not joking... If you've ever been to a rave, and it didn't change your life... You didn't go to a real rave

trust me.... If it was a real rave
IT WOULD ABSOLUTELY CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE

It's the most freeing, exhilarating, uplifting and positive thing I've ever seen in my life.

there's nothing else like it. absolutely nothing

also I find it kind of ironic that I'm so goddamn old, and I'm literally speaking to you with one of my feet in the grave

AND I CAN DANCE GOOD AS FUCK

And I guarantee none of you young guys can dance worth a shit I guarantee it

That's too bad

GROW UP

The best part about dancing at a rave is YOU DANCE BY YOURSELF

nobody's looking. nobody's laughing at you. Just be free and let your body express the mathematics of the music

I COULD OUTDANCE ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WITH BOTH LEGS TIED BEHIND MY BACK

dancing is exactly how you get laid, by the way

I think that's one of the main things that video games destroyed

guys learning how to dance with girls

because believe it or not, that was probably 65% of the pussy I got

straight off the fucking dance floor

dancing is a mating ritual
It's where you demonstrate your physical prowess to women

these days, nobody even goes out to bars anymore, and nobody is dancing

But if you go to a rave, you can't help but dance. you'll discover yourself dancing whether you know it or not, everything you do starts becoming syncopated with the music

It's like being inside a fucking UFO or something

It's so much fucking fun

>>941642210
rave music is the modern-day classical

rave music is like if aliens wrote classical music

>>941642263
Andy ass jazz?

>>941642027

TANGENTIAL TOPIC:

You know one thing that's always blown my fucking mind, ever since I was young....

how all cats seem to be born with a natural recognition of the word KITTY


no shit. from Africa to Antarctica, even newborn cats will respond when they hear KITTY KITTY KITTY

there's something about their brain that already understands KITTY

they all respond to it, you can tell they realize you're talking to them

they realize THEY ARE THE KITTY

I find that fascinating
The same way they're born with the knowledge to bury and scoop and cover their poop

The mama cat never has to teach her children how to dig and poop and then cover it back up

It's just a natural instinctual thing for them

human babies? It takes two years to teach those disgusting little monsters how to retain their anal load, and even then, they still struggle to figure it out

yeah, but wherever you go on planet Earth
If you see a cat and say HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY

they know exactly who you're talking to

cats are so fucking cool

Not sure if you've ever seen a foal being born, or not.

they fall out of their mothers chamber, and within minutes they've managed to get up on their fucking feet, and although slightly wobbly at first, those motherfuckers are running around a couple hours later

they're already a full-blown fucking horse

humans would just lay on the ground until they died

because we are the weakest most incompetent impotent and inept pieces of shit to ever blemish the face of this planet

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Lolvis don't post in those "S" threads. They ban everyone who posted in them just a tip l0l