>>941658973 (OP)
Did you know that back in the day they used to make condoms of lambskin. When I was a wee lad fucking nurses in the ass, yes that's right, at the age of 16 I was fucking thirty year old nurses up the ass. Well, back then I could have worn a lambskin condom.
Of course I never used condoms, since I am too much of a man for that, however the gaming chair nerds at the time might have used them.
I guess my point is that if you people just shaved, washed a little and maybe lost some pounds of fat by excercising ANYONE of you could do that.
Just find an older nurse and let them show you the ways of sexual enjoyment.
However I know y'all wont because you are too GAY to do that. There is still time for you to change.