Thread 941659490

IM AN INDECISIVE FAGGOT SO YOU FAGGOTS CHOOSE
>FAST FOOD (burger/hotdog/poutine)
>INDIAN
>PIZZA
>MIDDLE EASTERN
>THAI
>KOREAN
>CHINESE
>SOME BISTRO SHIT (no idea what they actually serve)
>SUBWAY
>FRIED CHICKEN
>make a gay suggestion

>>941659490 (OP)
Go to Wally world and get a rotisserie chicken, shred it up and make some badass buffalo chicken burritos with your choice of cheese and other toppings, but I highly recommend lettuce as well

>>941659490 (OP)
>Wally world
WHAT?

>>941659490 (OP)

I would definitely recommend going Indian, and don't be afraid to tell them you're not an expert in Indian food

there are 36 different regional varieties of Indian cuisine, so it's easy to Not be an expert, so don't be afraid to mention it, and tell them tonight just for something different YOU WANT ALL VEGETARIAN FOOD

because quite honestly?
The vegetarian Indian food is so fucking good

It's much better than their cuisine that contains meat... And if you insist on meat, order some tandoori chicken along with some vegetarian side plates..

and it's educational. ask them to explain what those different plates are

because that stuff is fucking off the chain, dude!!

good vegetarian Indian food is fucking off the fucking chain!!

Why waste a beautiful fall Saturday night going to someplace predictable or corporate?

treat yourself well

Have a little alcohol and sample a bunch of really good vegetarian Indian food

And wear a nice shirt because you might meet her tonight...

Go out there prepared to meet her...
Just in case you cross paths with her...
( you'll know it when you see her)

(and she's not going to McDonald's or Subway)
If you're going to meet her, it's going to be at an actual restaurant... Not a fast food joint

she might even be a waitress for all you know, so where a nice shirt and slick your hair back

girls like it better when your hair is slicked back, trust me

It makes you look cooler

It makes you look more alluring

stop planning on remaining alone
and start making room for her

>>941659490 (OP)
Middle eastern
Rice
Beef or Lamb
Idk what else
flat bread
I think bistros are like diners or something

>>941659490 (OP)
Wrap a towel around your head and go to the middle eastern joint. Instead of saying hi or hello say "ass llama lay cum" and order chicken tenders

>>941660158
Walmart

>>941660195
>1 vote indian
IT WAS THE INTIAL PLAN HONESTLY.

Thai food is bomb, pad thai or glass noodles is always my go to

>>941660195
Last time I went to an Indian place I got the most mediocre food I've ever had. They threw the entire spice cabinet at the meat and gave me plain yellow rice. However, I did get these weird dumplings that came with some weird ass green sauce to dip in and that was alright

>>941660239
>1 vote mid east
THERE IS A MID EAST PLACE THAT I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TRY AGAIN THAT SERVES THAT SHIT

>>941660343
IM NOT ACTUALLY SURE WERE THE NEARIST WALMART IS BUT DEFINITELY FURTHER THEN RESTAURANTS THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THOUGH

>>941659490 (OP)

STOP ENVISIONING YOURSELF AS BEING ALONE

wear a nice shirt...
freshen up
go meet people
be talkative with the waitress
ask her to TEACH YOU about Indian food
interact
and STOP SEEING YOURSELF ALONE

or, go to Burger King and sit by yourself and don't talk to anyone and be your own worst enemy

last time I checked
the only thing standing between you & pussy is YOU

so slick your hair back because it makes you look more self confident

>>941660462

that's a shame....

my wife and I know a restauranteur named ANU who is classically trained on all 36 different regional variations of Indian food

he's like a world class chef... no shit

their good is UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!

it's a shame about your bad experience
dammit, man

>>941660462
>Thai food is bomb, pad thai or glass noodles is always my go to
LAST INDIAN PLACE TREATED US BETTER THEN WE DESERVED LET US IN EARLY WHICH WAS WHY I WAS INTIALLY PLANNING TO GO BACK

>>941660509
I'M HUNGERY NOT THIRSTY GOD DAMN ANON JERK OFF OR SOMETHING

>>941660489
Middle eastern can mean a lot of things. Idk what kind of middle eastern you've had. There is this pizza like beef bread thing I had before. Idk what it was called. 9/10

>>941660382

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

this isn't about food

..........this is SATURDAY NIGHT
this is about you keeping your eyes peeled for her

this is about you being prepared ..
to be assertive....
in a friendly comfortable way

it will never happen until YOU TRY
so you have to be prepared
when you see her, you'll know it

and INSERT YOURSELF
ask questions
let them take the lead

bon appetit!!

>>941660772
SHAWARMA WRAP PLACES ARE MOST COMMON LOCALLY QUALITY VARIES NOT SURE ABOUT MORE OFF A PLATE TYPE PLACES

>>941660735

oh I see.. you never mentioned
a girlfriend going with you...


you presented it as if YOURE GOING OUT ON A SATURDAY NIGHT ALL BY YOURSELF....

which of course is depressing as shit

why not just eat out of a dumpster at that point?

I didn't realize you're bringing a girlfriend along with you....

>>941660912

oops...... Are you serious?

................. no girlfriend?


ahhhh....... okaaaayyyyy

well have you considered happy hour at a local gay bar? they might have some goldfish crackers in a bowl or something

>>941659490 (OP)

since you seem to be so content NOT getting pussy ....

I bet you they might even have chicken wings if you go to the right gay bar

But you want to hurry up before happy hours over

>>941660912

And don't worry...

you'll find some guy to slick your hair back for you....

If you know what I'm talking about

wink wink

come to think of it, to hell with dinner
Just invite some guys over

IT'S SETTLED!!!!!....

>>941659490 (OP)
Tonight you'll be eating on your knees again

Right there in your living room

no girls allowed

SATURDAY NIGHTS ALL RIGHT!!!!
https://youtu.be/fNFzfwLM72c?si=NQDN-yGMA_IX8lOn

......... uhhhh HINT:
Show me a man who thinks there's anything more important than getting his dick sucked (especially on a Saturday night) and I'll show you somebody with some really fucking weird priorities

......................... odd

>>941659490 (OP)
okay. I think it's there to say best friend ever, don't you?

..... at least so far, right?

I'm leaving now, so it's about to go downhill

thanks for inviting me

>>941661333
CHECKED ALSO FOOD IS BEFORE SEX ON THAT FAGGOT PYRAMID THING.

WHY ON EARTH IS /B/ FULL OF ANON(S) WHO THINK I'M SOME UNREALIZED GIGACHAD WHO'S GOING TO BANG ANY RANDOM WAITRESS I CHAT UP TONIGHT?! THIS THREAD GOT STRAING FAST

>>941659490 (OP)
Order the hotdog water, its the best

>>941659490 (OP)
If i get trips you eat Chinese general Cho's chicken, white rice ,egg roll and steamed dimsum with a ginger ale to was it all down .. rolling

>>941659490 (OP)
got indian and some fried dessert shit from a chicken place.

going to be burning out my asshole tomorrow no doubt.