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Anonymous No.941661240 [Report] >>941661882 >>941662229 >>941662446 >>941672114 >>941674653 >>941674739
RALLY ROUND THE FAMILY
POCKET FULL OF FENT
Anonymous No.941661801 [Report]
SITTING ROUND THE CAMPFIRE LIGHT
WAITING FOR THE GHOST OF TOM COKE
Anonymous No.941661882 [Report]
>>941661240 (OP)
What the fuck happened to Burt Reynolds....?
Anonymous No.941662003 [Report]
I'LL KILL A NEGRO FAMILY
WITH A POCKET FULL OF SHELLS
Anonymous No.941662133 [Report]
You gotta penis in your head

A PENIS IN THE HEAD
A PENIS IN THE HEAD
A PENIS IN THE HEAD
A PENIS IN THE HEAD

YOU GOTTA PENIS IN YOUR FUCKIN HEAD!
Anonymous No.941662229 [Report] >>941662446
>>941661240 (OP)
believe it or not, I'm currently in the process of procuring a certain microgram amount of fentanyl

because of a terminal health situation
long story
Anonymous No.941662353 [Report]
poser jewish faggot
Anonymous No.941662359 [Report] >>941662438
Get your tickets to see Rage Against the Machine at the Bank of America arena this Saturday! For the low low price of $250.00 each, only at Ticketmaster!

And remember capitalism is bad...
Anonymous No.941662438 [Report] >>941662516 >>941662518
>>941662359
>pay to see a bunch of commies
Nah. I'm going to enjoy the music the way they want me to. By stealing it.
Anonymous No.941662446 [Report] >>941662938
>>941661240 (OP)
Zack de la Rocha is straight edge, afaik
>>941662229
life is a terminal condition
what's wrong with you specifically?
Anonymous No.941662481 [Report]
>>941662277
lol Im in Atlanta, and Paul McCartney is playing here soon, and although I had no plans to see the concert, just for the hell of it, I thought it would be interesting to go online and see what type of prices they're charging for concerts these days.

You're not going to believe this:
TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!
for a seat down on the floor level

NOT JOKING!!!!.
Google it yourself
they're charging over $10,000 for a seat on the floor level, and if you go all the way up to the nosebleed area I think it's only like $400 or something lol

More than 10,000 bucks. That's fucking crazy
Anonymous No.941662516 [Report]
>>941662438
uhh, based‽
Anonymous No.941662518 [Report] >>941663173
>>941662438
Rage against the machine is about as communist as a $30 Che Guevara graphic T-shirt.
Anonymous No.941662938 [Report] >>941663787 >>941671689
>>941662446

heart attack and died on my living room floor last month the day after my birthday

had to be defibrillated back to life (sixth time so far no shit) emergency heart surgery...

bad news: need more heart surgery AND THEY THINK IVE GOT LUNG CANCER

haven't don't the biopsy, and don't intend on doing it

instead, I'm an old fart, like a fossil, so I've already lived my life like 10 times over... and instead of going with a biopsy, I'll just assume it's cancer so that way I don't have to hear the words come out of a doctor's mouth.

And I'll be able to look in the mirror and tell when it's my time

And I believe each and every human reserves the right to decide when it's their time to stop the ride
Anonymous No.941663173 [Report]
>>941662518
Indeed, and they always have been. I'm just doing my part, as you should, to hold them accountable to their nonsense. By stealing everything they've ever done and making sure they don't profit a single penny from all that hard work and long nights and sweaty days. "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need". Well, bitch, I have no musical ability, but I have a great need for music. So work your ass off to give me music I enjoy, and I'll take it all for free and make sure you never get enjoy the fruits of your labor. Karl Marx would approve of it
Anonymous No.941663382 [Report] >>941663609
And there's nothing more bidden or sick or tragic about it at all, and in fact, it's actually quite beautiful

the ONLY living thing we have the right to abuse, torture or kill is OURSELF

and if its done cleanly, using medical protocol, there is no softer, easier, completely painless exit than OPIOIDS

So high, you are floating in your own ethereal bubble, completely underwear that your lungs have stopped working.

almost half of opioid overdose corpses have a smile on their face when the paramedics walk in

and I'm actually doing FINE right now
I'm up and active and you'd never know Im recovering from heart surgery

and I'll know if it's cancer because I'll be able to see my situation in any mirror... so when my time yhas come, I simply want to have 100 micrograms of fentanyl ready

that's enough to do the job 3 times over
Anonymous No.941663609 [Report] >>941664441
>>941663382
oops speech to text typo

"there's nothing MORBID* or sick or tragic"

about deciding when it's time to stop your own personal journey

that's YOUR choice...
it's your right
Anonymous No.941663787 [Report] >>941663990
>>941662938
O7
Anonymous No.941663790 [Report]
completely underwear

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
That was a hilarious speech to text typo

the miracle of opioids:
You will be so fucking high
In such a blissful bubble
completely unaware
That your lungs have stopped working

there's no pain involved

You literally just fade away

there is no more painless exit

And at least you get to retain your dignity
Anonymous No.941663990 [Report] >>941664212
>>941663787

number seven is definitely coming and it will be the last one obviously

there's not going to be a 7th defibrillation

But there will definitely be a 7th
unless I look in the mirror and see a decline

which would mean I'll end up leaving from respiratory rest rather than cardiac arrest

either way.... I'm not afraid and I'm happy
Believe it or not I'm completely happy
Anonymous No.941664212 [Report] >>941664547
>>941663990
o7 is an emoji of a salute, old timer. Its the right way to see soneone off.
Anonymous No.941664426 [Report]
I told my wife, "guess what? it's over $10,000 for a floor level seat to McCartney "

and she was expecting more like maybe $600.... maybe $1,000....

so she was like " BULLSHIT! "

when I showed her the ticketmaster site, and we were both like "GOD DAMN!!!"

the world has changed sooooo much
Anonymous No.941664441 [Report] >>941664629 >>941665291 >>941665430 >>941665534
>>941663609
Suicides are sent to Hell along with the murderers, just so you know. Whatever you're experiencing right now, please remember that this life on Earth is a blink of an eye compared to eternity. Nothing you're going through right now is worth sacrificing your immortal soul to escape. Endure, my brother in Christ. Accept His love and the redemption He holds out in His hand for you. Suffer whatever it is that beleaguers you, for the rewards of the true believers in Heaven can never be matched by the false rewards here on Earth.

Store not your wealth in barns here on Earth where moths and vermin degrade them, and where thieves break in and steal. Instead store your true wealth in the Kingdom of The Father, where no moth or vermin can degrade them, and no thief can enter
Anonymous No.941664547 [Report]
>>941664212
07 is also the number of heart attacks in my life

unless I end up having cancer
but I look healthy on the outside
so it's not going to happen soon

it'll take time
Anonymous No.941664629 [Report] >>941665430 >>941665476
>>941664441

lol

>believes in God

>intelligent rational adult

pick one
Anonymous No.941665291 [Report] >>941665784 >>941668996
>>941664441

pay close attention:

I have quite literally been dead SIX TIMES

clinically dead... no heartbeat at all... flatline

SIX TIMES...
Not once......
Not twice.......
not three times....
and not four......
it used to be FIVE TIMES...
that's the number I told since 2009
five times

......... until September of this year

S I X . . . T I M E S . . . . .

CLINICALLY DEAD™

So I'm afraid that makes me a bit of an expert in this topic, whereas you've never experienced that even ONCE™

take it from me..
there's no heaven
there's no tunnel of light
there are no angels
there's no God
there's no Satan
there's no hell...

...............................there's NOTHING

If there was something, I would tell you
But there isn't anything

there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Anonymous No.941665430 [Report]
>>941664441
>>941664629
this dude must be Jesus himself--because who else woud be preaching in this hellhole?
Anonymous No.941665476 [Report] >>941665602
>>941664629
>tips fedora
Anonymous No.941665534 [Report]
>>941664441

and the ubiquitous myth of a 'tunnel of light' is nothing more than the very last molecules of oxygen being depleted by your brain...

nothing more........

so next time you die
and get electrocuted back to life
you can tell me how many angels you saw
Anonymous No.941665602 [Report] >>941666648
>>941665476

on more than ready to see your evidence verifying the existence of this alleged God

I'm waiting.....
Anonymous No.941665784 [Report] >>941665952 >>941666017 >>941666187 >>941666627 >>941667124
>>941665291
Theres only nothing because you havent been Saved, brother. Oncr you are Saved yoyr next heart attack that causes you death, even if you get resusitated, youll see the tunnel of light and the guide telling you to folliw or its not yor time. NDEs all follow the same plot.
Anonymous No.941665889 [Report] >>941666000
Pol Pot, Stalin and Napoleon knew that God doesn't exist for sure.

Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan and Hitler knew that God exists and that they were the chosen ones

Socrates, Buddha and Laozi didn't know shit
Anonymous No.941665952 [Report] >>941666281
>>941665784
yeah, exactly... it's the divine number 7 at play. after the 7th time--he'll finaly learn
Anonymous No.941665989 [Report]
FUCK YOU YOU BETTER DO WHAT THEY TELL YA!
Anonymous No.941666000 [Report] >>941666058
>>941665889
>Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan and Hitler
Alexander and Genghis were not monotheists.
Anonymous No.941666017 [Report] >>941666178
>>941665784

Guides are demons that trick you into a horrific prisoner existence
Anonymous No.941666058 [Report]
>>941666000
stfu ,you don't know.
Anonymous No.941666108 [Report] >>941666314 >>941666395
feel free to present even THE TEENIEST TINIEST teensy weensy shred of evidence that Jesus ever existed....

you'll be The first human in history to provide this alleged evidence, so be surprised if I don't hold my breath
Anonymous No.941666178 [Report] >>941666380
>>941666017
What guides are you talking about?
Anonymous No.941666187 [Report]
>>941665784

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I love the way you guys literally make it up as you go along

And that's supposed to be your substitution for actual evidence?

LOL
Anonymous No.941666281 [Report]
>>941665952
theyve kept sending him back giving him chance after chance to repent of his sins, take up his cross and follow Christ. He understand how miraculous it is that he keeps coming back but because God will not be put to the test, he hasnt gotten some "vision" to alter his beliefs without blind faith.
Anonymous No.941666314 [Report]
>>941666108
atheist, but Josephus mentions him a few times in ANTIQUITIES OF THE JEWS
Anonymous No.941666380 [Report]
>>941666178

NDE archons
Anonymous No.941666395 [Report] >>941667893 >>941668112
>>941666108
Are you serious?

Even if you're a total atheist and you don't believe in any God or the afterlife, you are completely uneducated if you think Jesus never existed.
Anonymous No.941666627 [Report] >>941666737
>>941665784
> youll see the tunnel of light and the guide telling you blah blah blah

says the guy who's never been dead

to the guy who HAS been dead
six fucking times

LMFAO.... how 'informative'....
tell me more, oh wise master... lol

TEACH ME ABOUT WHAT ITS LIKE TO DIE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lmmfao @ how delusional Christians are
so pompous... so righteous ..

YET NO PROOF JESUS EVER EXISTED
so they make it up as they go along
Anonymous No.941666648 [Report] >>941667764
>>941665602
There is no “evidence” for the existence of God. It’s a question of faith.
Anonymous No.941666737 [Report]
>>941666627
Actually, most historians agree that Jesus existed, gamer chair guy.
Anonymous No.941666884 [Report]
God prolly exists, but doesn't give a shit about us. Jesus was here to tell us to chill the fuck out because no matter how shitty it gets--you should know that God doesn't give a shit i.e. "loves you the way you are"
Anonymous No.941667124 [Report] >>941668202
>>941665784

>perceiving a light
can only happen while STILL ALIVE

near death doesn't count, chico

there is no tunnel
there is no light
thats your brain desperately zapping the last oxygen in your bloodstream
Anonymous No.941667764 [Report] >>941667884
>>941666648

FAITH = HOPING YOU'RE NOT WRONG

"I have faith the homeless crack addict will spend my $5 on food instead of drugs"

HOPING ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH
Anonymous No.941667884 [Report] >>941667990
>>941667764
Hope is very important, actually, without it there’s despair.
Anonymous No.941667893 [Report]
>>941666395
QUESTION:
If you could buy the exact same toilet seat for either $172 or $60... the exact same product...

which one would you buy?

You're not the type of idiot who would actually pay an extra $112 for the same toilet seat, are you?

WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT THE SAME AMOUNT OF SCRUTINY INTO BUILDING YOUR LIFE'S BELIEF SYSTEM?

because when you were a child, you allowed them to molest your mind with their imaginary religion, YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR ANY EVIDENCE BEFOREHAND

That's your fault, not mine
Anonymous No.941667916 [Report]
It's all a cosmic MMO LARP. just smoke the weed while you still can and look for cheat codes. you can't do anything if the Dev decides to delete the ladder while you're in the pool
Anonymous No.941667990 [Report] >>941668105
>>941667884

bullshit..........
I'm experiencing no despair, whatsoever

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about... despair

despair, my ass

You just making it up as you go along again

FAITH = HOPING YOU'RE NOT WRONG

... sorry dude, but that's not evidence

That's actually evidence that you're uncertain
Anonymous No.941668105 [Report] >>941668334
>>941667990
Faith isn’t based on evidence. It’s based on hope, like you said.
Anonymous No.941668112 [Report]
>>941666395

QUESTION: why did you put more effort into chosing the right toilet seat than you put into choosing your entire life's belief system?

It never crossed your mind to ask for a little bit of proof beforehand?
Anonymous No.941668157 [Report]
how did we get to God from Zach de la Rocha
anyway
Anonymous No.941668202 [Report] >>941668491 >>941668566
>>941667124
You are gravely mistaken or willfully ignorant. Ndes have also included people wth no brain activity or pulse who have factually reported conversations and acivities by doctors, nurses, paramedics family at bedside, etc. So how did they have provably correct perceptions when they were dead with no brain activity to perceive, no functional eyes to observe? No auditory pathways to hear? You are full of shit trying to pull people down to hell where you belong. Jealous spirit wants everyone else to be as hopeless and miserable as him. Fool. Its called "near" because they come back from Over the brink of death.
Anonymous No.941668334 [Report] >>941668374
>>941668105

In other words.....

It's based on your uncertainty
the alleged "certainty about heaven and hell and me not being saved" is based upon uncertainty?

because if you had real knowledge, they would be no reason for faith

they would be no reason to hope you weren't wrong

sounds like it's built on shaky ground, if you ask me

sounds like you realized it was bullshit from the word go

But like the average human, we tend to get in line and behave, so we don't stand out from the others

It's really your parents fault
because they allowed your grandparents to brainwash them when they were children

And they're doing the same thing to you

And you'll likely do the same to your children

It should be a felony to expose any child to any religion whatsoever
Anonymous No.941668374 [Report] >>941668754
>>941668334
>How dare you teach your children your values instead of mine!
Lol really
Anonymous No.941668491 [Report] >>941669047
>>941668202

lol hahahahahahahaha

AGAIN:
.......says the man who has NEVER DIED

to the man who HAS DIED......................

Your theories are fascinating.........
since you're in the business of theorizing

case closed.

next time I take travel advice, I'm going to find somebody who's actually been there before

Not somebody who memorized the words on a travel brochure
Anonymous No.941668566 [Report] >>941668916
>>941668202
I support this dude for promoting life and hope
I'm not sure if God exists, though. I also think that in the case of existence of God--they must be equivalent to totality of existence--so Christianity covers just one aspect of God's self-expression. It's not that God doesn't necessarily exist--it's that mortals are wrong about their essence each time we try to capture it.
I also support the libertarian view on suicide. I mean... if there are really no more options left--then it's rather monstrous to tell someone to keep suffering for no reason imo. But that's only when all other options are truly exhausted
Anonymous No.941668754 [Report] >>941671291
>>941668374

AGAIN: You wouldn't let David koresh teach your children about Jesus

You wouldn't let the heavens gate applewhite fag teach your children about Jesus either

because it's all a bunch of delusional bullshit

everybody with their own delusional misinterpretations

IT SHOULD BE A FELONY
PUNISHABLE BY UP TO 10 YEARS IN PRISON
TO EXPOSE ANY CHILD UNDER THE AGE OF 18 TO ANY FORM OF RELIGION, WHATSOEVER

And you know as well as I do....
when those newborn babies finally turned 18 years old... NONE OF THEM would suddenly decide "there used to be a guy named Jesus"

absolutely NONE OF THEM would suddenly think there's a God

The only way they would ever think those things is if AN ADULT MOLESTED THEIR MIND WITH RELIGION

18 years after that law passed, suddenly the religion would cease to exist

because they would prevent people like you from distorting children's minds with your imaginary God and fake Jesus bullshit


or Allah or Buddha or any of those stupid fucking myths

If I'm not letting crash or applewhite near my children, why the fuck would I let a psycho like YOU to molest their minds with your bullshit?

YOU CAN'T EVEN PROVIDE ANY EVIDENCE

BUT YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BRAINWASH CHILDREN WITH YOUR LIES?

WITH YOUR "I HOPE I'M NOT WRONG" BULLSHIT FAITH?
Anonymous No.941668916 [Report] >>941669225 >>941669303
>>941668566

by the way..............
..

It's me, the asshole...
And I have a lot of respect for you

You were very eloquent
and very honest
And I really respect your viewpoint

as opposed to other people who think they know the answers, yet turnaround and admit faith is nothing more than hoping they're not wrong

THE BIBLE DEBUNKS ITSELF ON PAGE 1

absolutely 100% true..
on page one of the Bible, it clearly says, "God said let us make man in our own image"

Who the fuck was he talking to?

THAT CONTRADICTS THE REST OF THE BIBLE

IT'S RIGHT THERE ON PAGE 1
A DISCLAIMER
"WARNING: THIS BOOK IS FICTION"

But I really appreciate reading your words because you are obviously a very intelligent and sane man
Anonymous No.941668996 [Report] >>941669232 >>941669303
>>941665291
Think about every single coincidence in your life, everytime happenstance has turned something in your favor or at least made the outcome less horrific. Now imagine how many times you have been the driving force of happenstance to another.

I cant imagine how your feeling or what the weight of being dead 6 times feels like. But I know you still have value, no matter your age or situation. Please don't short change the people in your life, the people that you will encounter by taking your own life.
I cant stop you, only you can change your mind on this. Please reconsider.
I love you, and I'll pray for you.
Anonymous No.941669047 [Report] >>941669333
>>941668491
Ill say this, you heathans look at spiritual faith and think of it with derision and disdain. You demand proofs instead but proofs deny the opportunity of faith. As justice and trust must be given freely and blindly so lt is for faith. You can understand how Blind Justice is necessary but discount blind faith. That is why you shall never have a Proof to meet your demand. You want the choice taken away from you. You want to be led. You dogheart. The next time you have a heart attack, may it be before you take your phentanyl, you shall see sheol and understand the error of your ways.
Anonymous No.941669094 [Report]
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

schizophrenia = The belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen external entity

Believe it or not, that's exactly what schizophrenia is

interestingly enough............
RELIGION = The belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen invisible external entity

isn't that ironic?
Anonymous No.941669225 [Report] >>941669525
>>941668916
He is talking to the trinity. Which is him and not him.
Seems illogical, but thats the point. He's God, he can be two contradicting points at once while still being neither all while being ultimately correct.
Anonymous No.941669232 [Report] >>941669607
>>941668996

there's no such thing as coincidence, but there's definitely a thing called synchronicity

And if you think synchronicity proves the existence of God, I'm afraid you're going to have to do better than that...

That kind of reminds me of when people say "Just look at the clouds and the trees and the rivers and the birds"

.................. still waiting

like I said... the minute you can produce even ONE tiny microscopic shred of evidence...

Wake me up... I'll be waiting

It's been like 360,000 years so far, and you would be the first human in history to find that little tiny piece of evidence

So I'm not going to stay awake waiting
Wake me up when you found it
Anonymous No.941669303 [Report] >>941669607 >>941669783
>>941668916
Well, you've clearly been through a lot of shit...
I get the frustration. I think that this dude >>941668996 is not trying to be an asshole either, he's just deeply committed to his spiritual ideals and lacks a sense of tact
Anonymous No.941669333 [Report] >>941669853
>>941669047

>spiritual
That's just a misdirection tactic used to by religious people

there's no such thing as a spirit
It's just another myth
But Christians try to use it as a Hocus pocus distraction technique

thinking that's how they can reach out to somebody who realizes there's no proof of God

thinking the word 'spirituality' has meaning

It has no meaning, whatsoever

spirituality has no real definition, and cannot be quantified, because it's just an imaginary concept
Anonymous No.941669525 [Report]
>>941669225
> the 5,000th time I've heard "That's the Trinity"

NOPE .......

WRONG....

You're literally making it up as you go along

YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP MAKING THINGS UP

STICK TO ONE STORY

YOU CAN'T KEEP VACILLATING BACK AND FORTH LIKE THIS

YOU CAN'T KEEP FABRICATING BULLSHIT AND MOVING GOAL POSTS

Nope... there was no father, there was no son, there was no holy Ghost

Your imaginary God was talking to his equals, "let US make man in OUR image"

which contradicts every other fucking word on every page afterwards

IT'S LITERALLY A DISCLAIMER WRITTEN ON PAGE ONE

"DISCLAIMER: WE ARE LITERALLY MAKING IT UP AS WE GO ALONG"

sorry... Just find one story and stick with it
Anonymous No.941669607 [Report] >>941669900 >>941670885
>>941669232
Belief is not my point. My point is that to someone, you have value and they will be distraut if you kill yourself. And conversely someone must have value to you, do you really want to end that relationship on such a note?
>>941669303
Your correct I lack tact. I rarely come on b let alone post. I think this is the first time ive been on this board in years. I apologize.
Anonymous No.941669783 [Report] >>941670885
>>941669303

Yes sir you are correct and I am well aware He's not being an asshole

I'm well aware He has a very strong belief system

So do I
I BELIEVE HE'S BEEN BRAINWASHED

..................... lol
notice I'm being silly....

because I'm intentionally being abrasive

But I'm really not arguing with anyone
I'm being 100% honest about my beliefs
But I'm kind of intentionally being a little bit douchebaggy right now just for the fun of it

Just to make it more exciting

The truth of the matter is I want everybody to be happy

And they are free to believe whatever they want to believe

I'm perfectly okay with that

And I harbor absolutely no resentment or animosity or distrust for anyone in this thread

certainly not due to their religious beliefs

I'm just having fun
Just being weird
trying to take a boring night and make it a little spicier lol

(But you got to admit... Page 1 of the Bible... they're never ready for that one... I've never met a Christian who was ready for that)

That's why they always grass for straws and say "uhhhh Spirit son and holy Ghost?"


notice the question mark at the end?

FAITH = HOPE
Anonymous No.941669853 [Report] >>941670080
>>941669333
There is no proof of god. That would remove your agency to believe god exists if like some supernatural angel popped out and said hey gods real. You wouldnt be acting in good faith to do right by god youd be doing what you have to to get the selfish result you want. Lots of people who are bad believers do this too. They dont follow for earnest love or a rmsense of righeousness, but because they wanna get to the good place. Its fine. Its not where a person like you belongs.
Anonymous No.941669900 [Report] >>941670467 >>941670885
>>941669607

I never said anything about killing myself

That's not a terminology I would ever use

If anything, it would be clinical euthanasia

they do that to millions of animals every single day, simply because they became inconvenient to some asshole somewhere....

I failed to see any clinical reason why I shouldn't be allowed the same luxury, or you, or anyone you love

And if you truly loved them, you would rather see them go out on their own terms, with their dignity still intact

Have you ever witnessed the ravages of chemotherapy?
Anonymous No.941670080 [Report] >>941670643
>>941669853

So you're telling me unlike any thing else in our physical dimension:

This imaginary God created a jigsaw puzzle, a gauntlet of hoops and rings of fire people must jump through, And God was insistent you remain oblivious until the very end?

That's new.

wow. You're really good at making it up as you go along, aren't you?

You almost made it sound like you actually believed that bullshit

AGAIN: FAITH = I SURE AS FUCK HOPE I'M NOT WRONG

You wouldn't be hoping if you had real knowledge

they can see the edge of the big bang

they've got knowledge extending all the way to the edge of the Big bang

So you hope you're not wrong that they'll discover heaven soon?
Anonymous No.941670241 [Report]
You're free to believe whatever you want to believe

And you can try to convince me there's an invisible monkey levitating over my head

You can try to convince me until you're blue in the face...............

But don't be surprised when I don't waste my time trying to disprove your invisible levitating monkey theory

I don't need a label like atheist
because I'm not required to believe or disbelieve

I refuse to even acknowledge, so there's no question about believing or disbelieving anything if it doesn't even exist in the first place
Anonymous No.941670357 [Report]
I actually LOVE christians, tbqh
Anonymous No.941670467 [Report] >>941670566 >>941671010
>>941669900
Yes sir I have. I had a very close friend get diagnosed and die of cancer within a year. He fought to the end and his last show of strength was to have a daddy daughter dance with his little girl.
If you can be candid about your beliefs, so will I. We put dogs down because we owe it to them, we are their masters and as far as we are aware they are not sentient the way we are. Notice how zero dogs in history have committed suicide. Its not clinical euthanasia as you say, it suicide a uniquely human action, dont dress it up with fancy word play.
Regarding page one of the bible, thats how I read it. You could also interpret it as God talking to the heavenly counsel, to his angels, or espousing divine will in a unique way, there are many times when a singular entity will speak in plural when referring to one's self.
Im not trying to convert you, I cannot do that. Im simply telling you that you have value to someone and thag God loves you.
Anonymous No.941670481 [Report]
oops typo

I meant "I love RIDICULING Christians"

my bad
Anonymous No.941670566 [Report]
>>941670467
there's an old classic movie called THEY SHOOT HORSES, DONT THEY?
Anonymous No.941670643 [Report]
>>941670080
Youre putting all that in there. Hoops and rings. You get a roadmap to follow. Should you choose to accept it. Thats it. And god isnt proving he is real so that its really the only smart choice you have. You are full of faith anyway. You have faith in yourself. Your problem.is

> "I failed to see any clinical reason why I shouldn't be allowed the same luxury"
because you arent an animal. You are so confident in your faith to.yourself you believe that its not even rejecting the gift of life you were granted. You believe it should be your choice you reject gods mastery for your own. And wrap that choice in the excuse of a lack of proof.
Anonymous No.941670885 [Report] >>941671250 >>941671410
>>941669607
yeah... life's weird like that xD it's also my first time posting on /b/. i surely didn't expect a post on /b/ with a pic of Zach de la Rocha and an ironic title to turn into a full-blown theological discussion. yet, here we are!

>>941669783
i've alwlays interpreted that passage as "God speaking to the angels"--as it's also present in the Jewish bible, which didn't incorporate the concept of Trinity back in the day.

>>941669900
some progressive Churches support euthanasia for extreme cases of suffering as far as i'm concerned. i think that the emphasis in each case (whether theistic or atheistic) shall be put on making most of life while it's still endurable, rather than holding on to it at any cost. i think that if God exists and if they really care and understand--they wouldn't have a problem with such choice if it was made under extreme circumstances. telling people that it's okay to end your life when the situation calls for it (as a comforting gesture) is not the same as maliciously persuading them to give up their gift of life. i think this misinterpretation is what often offends the religious folks
Anonymous No.941671010 [Report] >>941671551
>>941670467

look at any electrical outlet

at any power cord

there are two terminals
positive and negative

one is not good
nor is the other bad
it's all yin and yang
without one, the other cannot exist...

I'm going to be just fine

we are all going back home
we each spent BILLIONS of years not existing, so it'll be like going home

applying an unrealistic anthramorphization of "HE" onto such alien scientific matter seems oddly..... narcissistic somehow
Anonymous No.941671250 [Report] >>941671507 >>941671958
>>941670885
>angels

then shouldn't the Bible have started "In the beginning, God was hanging out with some angels and he said...." ??.....

because oddly enough I don't remember that part

And until somebody shows me who the fuck they're talking about, I can't help but interpret it as A COMPLETELY HYPOCRITICAL DEBUNKING ON PAGE 1

to me, it's a clear statement:
anybody who continues reading beyond this point is a gullible fool if they believe this bullshit Hocus pocus

Plus, a majority of those little stories existed $8,000 years ago, the virgin birth bullshit... The changing water to wine garbage... The floods... The miracles... The murder... The resurrection 3 days later

That's all old mythology from thousands of years before Jesus was never born
Anonymous No.941671291 [Report] >>941671537
>>941668754
You have children...and your going to commit suicide? What a fantastic way for them to remember a parent.
Is that really how you want to be remembered? As the suicide parent? Do you have any idea what that does to a child mind? No matter the age if the child, its bad.
Anonymous No.941671376 [Report]
they put parental warnings on music albums, right?

they're worried listening to lyrics of certain songs might distort young people's impressionable minds?....

hmmm............

maybe they should have a parental warning on Bibles that says "WARNING: most of these stories existed 8,000 years ago so take it with a grain of salt"
Anonymous No.941671410 [Report] >>941672436
>>941670885
Yeah b has certainly changed, although it was never good. Great first thread though.
Anonymous No.941671507 [Report] >>941671741
>>941671250
>Plus, a majority of those little stories existed $8,000 years ago, the virgin birth bullshit... The changing water to wine garbage... The floods... The miracles... The murder... The resurrection 3 days later

That's all old mythology from thousands of years before Jesus was never born

Were you there? Have you read the tablets in ancient sumerian or egyptian? Or do you just take it on faith because it supports your preferred narrative?
Anonymous No.941671537 [Report] >>941671658
>>941671291
I'm sure Jesus will take care of them

................ right?

................ isn't that correct?
I thought Jesus could handle anything
If you just give your heart to him

But now you're telling me he can't handle something as simple as a couple broken hearts?

couldn't we do better from a temp agency?
Anonymous No.941671551 [Report]
>>941671010
Sir, electricity isnt sentient its a physical phenomenon, comparing it to concepts of good and evil is disengious. Brining up Yin and Yang is interesting as it also has nothing to do with good or evil.
Anonymous No.941671658 [Report]
>>941671537
I never said he wouldn't. Im reminding you of your obligation as a father/mother and the hurt you will impose on them.
Don't you want to spend more time with them? Or see your grand children? At least have the chance to?
Anonymous No.941671689 [Report] >>941671836 >>941672006 >>941672105 >>941672224 >>941672717
>>941662938
Maybe you shouldn't have done so much meth Andrew.
Anonymous No.941671741 [Report] >>941672013
>>941671507

It's funny you'd mention cuneiform

................... Even though you didn't

because interestingly enough, the caduceus is our modern-day symbol for medicine, the symbol of human health:

THE CADUCEUS

created by the Sumerians, a sigil for double helix DNA from the sky

"and let us create man in our image"

NOW THE BIBLE IS ACTUALLY STARTING TO MAKE SENSE
Anonymous No.941671836 [Report] >>941672320
>>941671689

exactly how much did I do, Dr gaming chair?

since you're pretending to be so knowledgeable...

maybe this would be a good time to prove it, doctor gaming chair dipshit

EXACTLY HOW MUCH METH DID I DO, DR. GAMING CHAIR?

And why didn't you mention all the LSD?

I've literally done thousands and thousands of hits of LSD, compared to a handful of times I did meth

WHY DON'T YOU EVER MENTION THE LSD, DOCTOR GAMING CHAIR?
Anonymous No.941671958 [Report] >>941672347
>>941671250
Well, Jews inherited a lot of stuff from other peoples they interacted with including the Persians (Zoroastrian duality of good/evil; truth/deception), Mesopotamians (Epic of Gilgamesh and their mythology where the flood story originates from) and Egyptians with their duaity of chaos and order and divine authority. So it's sort of like a progression from primitive myths to proto-religion to systematized religion to philosophy to science. I mean... that's just how cultural development works--you start with the simple things and move towards more complex and nuanced understanding over long periods of time. I think that the fact that humans have shown interest towards developing creation myths implies a more subtle desire to unlock the mysteries of existence more broadly.

Concerning the idea that the angels are not immediately mentioned in the very beginning of the Bible--one could argue that the Bible only speaks of the period when this physical existence was formed; yet God and the angels are not bound to this physical existence--so they're sort of taken for granted.

But that's just my commentary on the Bible. i think that in order to truly understand it--one has to read it not only with their intellect, but also with their heart. and the intellectual reading shall consider that the Bible is fully allegorical rather than being a literal description of historical events--because a literal reading doesn't make any sense to me either.
Anonymous No.941672006 [Report] >>941672320
>>941671689

I'm dead serious, Dr gaming chair dipshit

Why don't you ever mention the LSD, dumbass?.....

Don't you realize
I TOOK LSD ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY FROM THE AGE OF 12 TO THE AGE OF 15 ??......

And I'm not lying... almost every single fucking day, but I had a specific pattern, 5 days tripping, two days cleansing and replenishing vitamins minerals and electrolytes

And then I would do it all over again:
5 days tripping on LSD
2 days cleansing and replenishing

over and over and over and over again until I was 15 years old

Why don't you ever mention that, dumb dumb?

sure, of course I've tweaked on meth, dipshit.. I've done cocaine and heroin and ecstasy and MDA and peyote and even PCP a long time ago, you stupid fucking idiot

But I was always an LSD head
And you don't even realize that, because you're an idiot

I WAS ALWAYS AN ACID HEAD, NOT A METH HEAD YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT
Anonymous No.941672013 [Report] >>941672516
>>941671741
That started in 1902 with the army, it comes from the staff of Hermes. It represents the balance of two forces and was associated with messenger(hermes)=communication=medicine delivery
Anonymous No.941672105 [Report] >>941672325
>>941671689


either way, my wife and I quit doing hard drugs over 9 years ago

we are headed to an entire decade clean.. 10 years... That's coming up in May 2026

ten years clean......
except a little weed

these days I've been decarboxylating weed and eating it instead of smoking it

But I'm afraid that's the extent of my drug use these days

sorry to disappoint

DR. UNEDUCATED GAMING CHAIR DIPSHIT
Anonymous No.941672114 [Report]
>>941661240 (OP)

A FAKE $20 BILL,
A FAKE $20 BILL,

WE ALL OD!
Anonymous No.941672224 [Report]
>>941671689

I just thought of something....................

You seem to be suggesting my prior drug usage somehow made me "undesirable"

then explain why 800 WOMEN HAD NO COMPLAINTS..

while a nice upstanding citizen like yourself has never even seen a vagina in real life before

That seems counterintuitive.....

maybe you should try some meth?
what if you got to lose, other than your virginity?

apparently, it worked for me

maybe you should give it a try, Dr. Gaming Chair
Anonymous No.941672320 [Report] >>941672791 >>941673172
>>941671836
>>941672006
No wonder you're so fucked up. Acid legit turns you into a schizo
Anonymous No.941672325 [Report]
>>941672105
And you have a wife.
Seriously you would leave her like that? Who's going to find your corpse after you commit suicide? Your children or your wife?
Their lives will go on, they will find your corpse. They will probably shake you trying to wake you up.
Have a heart man, dont do that to them. Keep living despite the pain, their is still joy to be had even with pain.
And before you counter, no ive never been dead. But I do have chronic conditions that will never heal naturally, causing terrible pain.
Anonymous No.941672347 [Report] >>941672476 >>941672677
>>941671958
If I replaced the word Bible with LORD OF THE RINGS, nobody would even know the difference

nobody would even notice

I'm not insulting YOU
because you are obviously very intelligent

You're not stupid at all

You're a lot smarter than me
I'm actually a fucking idiot
I'm uneducated
or should I say self educated

But I'm not the world's best teacher
so I'm just a dumbass

And I respect everything you're saying, but you've got to admit:

If we replaced the word BIBLE with DUNE

or maybe LORD OF THE RINGS

You could post the exact same paragraph, and nobody would even realize
Anonymous No.941672436 [Report] >>941672669
>>941671410
yeah, it's weird because i came here expecting to unwind, due to a persistent sense of absurdity, by trolling--but i didn't expect to encounter another Jesus figure in you calling on me to reconsider my intentions once again xD
Anonymous No.941672476 [Report] >>941672933
>>941672347
Probably because Tolkien was a devout Christian, and LOTR is literally based on the concepts of good and evil being tangible forces.
Anonymous No.941672516 [Report] >>941672777
>>941672013
no sir it was actually carved in clay tablets by The Sumerians.

according to their scientific religion, we were created by aliens who came here from outer space and genetically manipulated the human rights by mixing their DNA with primates, and the caduceus was the symbol the Sumerians claimed the anunnaki aliens war on their chests

And just like Angels and other Egyptian symbols, they would add wings to indicate it came from the sky

coincidentally reminiscent of double helix DNA, especially considering the fact that they were allegedly creating humans in vitro

That was a few years before 1902, if I'm not mistaken

by maybe hmmmmmm only 6,000 years or so?
Anonymous No.941672669 [Report] >>941672932
>>941672436
The lord works in mysterious ways friend. If your feeling something its most certainly the holy spirit moving and I feel honored to have been a part of that. Are you a believer or are you more on the fence?
Anonymous No.941672677 [Report] >>941672993
>>941672347
no i totally dig your vibe. i think that what you're doing is how /b/ is supposed to be anyway--and i came here for exactly that initially xD. i'm not trying to flex my neurons or anything--i'm mosty self-taught in these matters as well--so don't expect great expertise. i also fully agree with the latter statement: but that's also why i think that God, if they exist--can't be reduced to any single religious interpretation.
Anonymous No.941672717 [Report]
>>941671689

by the way..... have you ever tripped?

seriously. Have you ever taken real LSD before? I'm just curious

Just curious how inexperienced you actually are, because nothing about you indicates any real life experience

Just a bunch of armchair quarterbacking and hot air, but no real knowledge to back anything up

If you knew anything about me, you would already realize I was ALWAYS AN ACID-HEAD

................ LSD

............... TRIPPING

Not tweaking.. I wasn't a meth head
I was always an LSD HEAD

This old man always had acid on my mind all the time

https://youtu.be/M-y-HokU0kQ?si=HcYv4sXbOQ9u9HDm

apparently, You know very little about me

You don't even seem to know the most basic elemental parts
Anonymous No.941672777 [Report] >>941673044
>>941672516
No the adoption of it for medical uses.
It started in 1902, its a representation of the staff of Hermes.
Anyway, About your wife and children, what's the plan for them?
Anonymous No.941672791 [Report]
>>941672320

sure it does.....

DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA

You just presented yourself as being knowledgeable about drugs and psychology

So this is the part where you have to back it up

DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU 90 SECONDS

DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA, DUMBASS

(protip: You don't know what schizophrenia is)
Anonymous No.941672932 [Report] >>941673222
>>941672669
i can definitely feel the "Holy Spirit" or "Nous" or whatever we might call it trying to work on me from time to time. and that's exactly why i can't give up on the idea of their possible existence completely. but i'm also quite sure that i don't have any tangible, empirical evidence of their existence. i think that i've accepted a fate of continuous questioning rather than being one or the other or sitting on the fence.

Thank you for being around, though :3
Anonymous No.941672933 [Report]
>>941672476
oh I'm well aware Tolkien openly stated it was metaphoric Christianity stuff.. of course

but... You've got to admit
Even with we replaced the word Bible with DUNE

everybody would still agree with your words

Just saying isn't it ironic?

when you're dealing with fantasies?

Who can tell one fantasy from the other? Amirit
Anonymous No.941672993 [Report] >>941674535
>>941672677
Yes sir and I appreciate the fact that you realize I'm not attacking or disagreeing with you at all

If anything, I'm kind of going out of my way just to be a grain of sand in the condom

You know what I mean?

I would much rather be the grain of sand in the condom, than to blend in and disappear into oblivion

I want to make sure it's itchy lol

Just for the fun of it
Anonymous No.941673044 [Report] >>941673307
>>941672777
sorry for delayed responses

and OHHH OKAY OKAY OKAY NOW I UNDERSTAND

I misunderstood what you meant
I stand corrected, sir
Anonymous No.941673172 [Report] >>941673692
>>941672320

TIME'S UP!!! AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW THE DEFINITION OF SCHIZOPHRENIA

So here we go, okay?.. Are you ready?
(This is really easy, so even a dipshit like you will be able to understand it, okay dumb dumb? get ready because here we go)

SCHIZOPHRENIA = an organic dissociative disorder in which the subject believes their life is secretly being controlled by an unseen invisible external entity

exactly what about ME makes you think I believe my life is secretly being controlled by an unseen invisible external entity?


MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD BE BETTER PREPARED?

because you like using big words you don't understand

So maybe next time...
YOU COULD DO A LITTLE HOMEWORK FIRST

And you wouldn't look so stupid
Anonymous No.941673222 [Report] >>941673419 >>941674535
>>941672932
Brother, ive given my life to Jesus and I still have constant questions. Trust me your very welcome with christ. On the same vein, I dont think any human can trust comprehend God. He is infinity, we cant even being to comprehend that.
Thankfully he gave us what we need in grace and in his word.
Keep the questions up, Jesus loves ones who ask questions. The whole "the lamb who goes astray" and all that.
Reading the Bible is wild when you try to think of the human element, like put yourself in the position of the humans and it makes a lot more sense.
Anonymous No.941673307 [Report] >>941673684
>>941673044
No worries I should have been more clear in my post.
Anonymous No.941673419 [Report]
>>941673222
Stfu christfag. Fuck israel and free palistine.
Anonymous No.941673550 [Report]
I love it when people pretend to be knowledgeable about psychological issues, but never stopped to think maybe somebody might call them out on it one of these days....

I mean couldn't they do at least 5 seconds of research before putting their foot into their mouth?

anybody with 10 minutes training in psychology would instantly realize I'm presenting with hypomania, which has nothing to do with schizophrenia whatsoever

And I'm not in a state of mania at all

what may appear to be mania to the uninitiated observer is actually HYPOmania...

beneath mania...

less than mania....

there's actually nothing about the way I type or communicate that's even vaguely reminiscent of classic schizophrenic texts

It's really easy to spot schizophrenia in the written word, if you know what you're looking for


.......... But if you think
................ intentionally typing
............................. REALLY WEIRD
is a symptom of schizophrenia, you couldn't possibly be any more wrong

lol the total opposite, in fact...

If you'd like, I would be more than happy to teach you how to identify schizophrenia in somebody's written words

It's really easy once you know what to look for, and it looks absolutely nothing like my shit I promise

lol I'm just an ARTIST
so I intentionally
.................... perfected the art
of being totally weird

It has nothing to do with drugs or mental illness

It's completely intentional

trust me it's............................ intentional

but METH?........ lol no it was ACID...
LSD, dude.....

(Plus, you don't even know the difference between dextromethamphetamine and levomethamphetamine)

how can I respect the opinion of somebody who doesn't even understand the reverse isomer of dextromethamphetamine?
Anonymous No.941673684 [Report]
>>941673307

no sir. I'm like multitasking and really really distracted tonight. still kind of celebrating my wife's birthday, and surrounded by rescue cats who are currently vying for my attention

So it was definitely me I just didn't understand your answer because I wasn't really paying attention all that much

AND BY THE WAY:
DEAR EVERYBODY:
I'm just fucking with you tonight

If I rubbed any of you guys the wrong way, it was intentional. Just goofing with you

I was just having fun with you

we are all allowed to believe whatever makes us happy, and I want everybody to be safe and happy

Even you asshole fucking Christians

lol Just kidding
Just kidding

I think it's time to go derail another thread before I go to sleep?...

we'll see
everybody stay safe and have a blast
Anonymous No.941673692 [Report] >>941674149 >>941674338
>>941673172
That's not the definition of schizophrenia retard. Not all schizos believe their life is controlled by an outside entity it has a wide range of symptoms
Anonymous No.941674010 [Report]
before I go...

did you know psychiatrists and psychologists can actually diagnose schizophrenia just by looking at you?

100% true....
when the office door opens, and the new patient enters his office, the clinician has already started his evaluation, just based on the visuals

particularly the facial expression

or, to be more accurate
THE LACK OF FACIAL EXPRESSION

THE LACK OF NORMAL EXPRESSIVE DYNAMICS

You can actually see it on their face

And if you look in their eyes, you can almost tell they think there's something controlling them they don't understand

they actually believe it
to them it's completely real
"there's something controlling them"

And you can actually see it just by looking at somebody's face

100% up n up
and in the written word, it's equally as easy to spot

because in the jumble, one minute it seems like they expect you to know about some kind of plot against them, as if you'll know about "The poison potato chips Miss McGillicuddy keeps trying to make me eat"

and then in the same sentence suddenly they'll be talking about Jesus and coincidentally enough, or other biblical references, then some pseudoscientific gobblygook mumbo jumbo

And then back to the plot against them again

as if you're supposed to already know about this plot against them

That's exactly how to spot it
they really can't hide it.

https://youtu.be/Ud5zC_pT2ZM?si=Sx8hW8zLdN4u5b6O
Anonymous No.941674149 [Report]
>>941673692

there is a spectrum, and there's SYMPTOMOLOGY

But the symptomology is not the actual definition of the disorder itself

I DIDN'T STUTTER.....
AND I WASN'T ASKING A QUESTION....

AGAIN: schizophrenia is an organic dissociative disorder in which the subject dissociates from themselves, and believes their existence is secretly being controlled by this unseen external entity (their dissociated self)

TADA!!!!.........
notice I'm not mentioning symptoms
You can tell me symptoms all day long
But that doesn't describe the nature of the disorder
Anonymous No.941674338 [Report]
>>941673692

>wide range of symptoms

That's like telling me DIABETES IS SHAKY HANDS

That's a symptom of diabetes

AGAIN: IT'S THE BELIEF THAT YOUR LIFE IS BEING CONTROLLED BY SOMETHING OTHER THAN YOU

It really can't get any more simple than that

a complicated version is:
they have dissociated from themselves and they believe that dissociated self is somehow an external entity that is secretly working against them and controlling their life

BUT SYMPTOMS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ACTUAL DEFINITION OF THE DISORDER
Anonymous No.941674476 [Report]
So I guess this is the definition of diabetes?
Anonymous No.941674535 [Report]
>>941672993
>>941673222
Thank you both for this occasion, compadres!
I'll leave you with these pics i made with AI when overwhelmed with these thoughts. i know that the first one might be a bit "unconventional", but perhaps some anime titties might bring more people closer to the truth

imgur com/a/DSjoq2V

also, this kind of stuff keeps me questioning the nature of existence, as it's a great example of order underlying seeming chaos:

icefractal com
Anonymous No.941674653 [Report]
lol

>>941661240 (OP)
another job well done, wouldn't you say?

https://youtu.be/QKWF5H0H7jM?si=lJ5f_2AvHbjbdmgB

goodnight
Anonymous No.941674739 [Report]
>>941661240 (OP)