Thread 941672795

It's a thread for sharing our unfortunate experiences with bad feminine hygiene. Experiences that really left you with psychic scars. That left you wondering how it's possible the girl couldn't know or care about her putrid chemistry down there.

>>941672795 (OP)
I pulled out a plug that she had apparently lost days before. It was jammed deep in her pussy, stank horribly.

Nothing too bad but I fucked this girl for a while and one of the times she stayed over, she left a pair of panties in my bathroom. She never smelled, but the amount of dried up crusty pussy junk in those underwear was unreal. She definitely had some kind of yeast infection or something. grossed me out and we stopped fucking very soon after

>>941672795 (OP)
That pic doesn't look bad, she's just excited sexually, not a single genital wart of open herpes sore, so what's the issue?

>>941674460
That's probably just her wetness crusties. If it white or close it's just healthy happy mucus. Green or yellow is infection.

>>941674608
Nah this was a dark yellow, almost brown. And it was CAKED in there, enough to be concerning

Nothing crazy but it was when me and my then 16yo gf were supposed to fool around for the first time in our lives. I got down on her and realized her ass smelled a solid distance from my nose, like, hasn't been washed in a full day type of smell. But her pussy tasted immaculate, zero residuals on my lips and mouth. I realized instantly that the poor girl just probably focused too much on shaving and scrubbing her kitty that she completely forgot about the backdoor.

Half a year later she was horny on her period and asked me if i was disgusted to go bare fingers down there. Being the macho that i am i said i didnt mind and proceeded to give her one of the best orgasms she ever had. But when i pulled my hand out... Had to get her to give me tissues and wrap around my fingers so i dont contaminate the shifter and wheel on the ride to gas station restroom. The soap fought valiantly but it was futile, the only cure there was time.

>>941672795 (OP)
Bent my (ex for obvious reasons) gf over to discover to my horror that she...well...missed a spot while wiping...and spread it. Huge chunk of doo-doo on her butt cheek.

Best believe I still got my squirt, though.

>>941676349
When you're a normal person even a small streak itches like hell. The fact that she wasnt bothered by a whole boulder of shit on her ass can only mean that she regularly gets up with shit still left on her last paper square. You wouldn't believe the types of people that live among us.

>>941674525
OP here, it’s because I’ve never seen a minge in real life. I usually whack off looking at trannies and BBC tbh.

Women don’t wash their bras any more. They’re supposed to be laundered by hand with a gentle lingerie soap.

Women just… don’t wash them. They let their boobie residue build up over time and make their bras stink like titty sweat.

God, I’d hate to take a big whiff of a girl’s smelly bra. That would be soooooo awful. Haha.

>>941676818
Based!

>>941672795 (OP)
Imagine the miasma

>>941676683
This is all too true. GF in particular was abominably lazy, too which is what I ultimately attribute to the poo. Taught me a lot about women tbh. Been with plenty of others who keep themselves squeaky so I guess you just gotta weed em out? IDK

>>941676683
Probably one of those autists who folds it up and wipes exactly 3 times in a certain pattern and then is done.

>>941676948
I hear ya, disgusting.

My girl got fat. So much smeg.

She always joked about never washing her pussy, but it was immaculate when she was ana. Now that she's heading toward landwhale it's just terrible.

>>941680726
I'm not sure what's worse. Smeg or chemistry problems inside.

>>941672795 (OP)
God Vaginas are so fucking disgusting looking, Lovecraft was right. I wouldn't put my mouth anywhere near that.

my gfs pussy started off tasting neutral to slightly fish but over time and constant sex its tasted worse and worse. idk if its just my natural bacteria mixing with her natural bacteria over time but wtf

>>941680726
Probably sweats way more now and has more folds

My fucking ex would never shower, every time we had sex I would have to put up with the smell of unwashed ass and stank puss. I would pretend to cum just to end the horror show. Also when I'd take a shower I'd come out, and she would want to suck my dick, but she never brushed her teeth, so my dick would smell like straight trash, she also was horrible at blow jobs so it took forever to nut because of the smell, and then I'd need another fucking shower...

So glad she's gone. Worst years of my life. So glad I didn't get her pregnant

>>941672795 (OP)
first lay was a fat girl
pussy smelled like the stereotype, fishy, funky
but she insisted that i give her head before i smashed, even though her own head game was SHIT
i figured out a cheat code: Mentholatum in my nostrils before going down on her
but she smelled it and got pissed that i had to mask the smell of her foul cunt with chemicals
we were together for about 11 months total
next sexual partners had much better smelling and tasting pussies

>>941672795 (OP)
my gf from a few years back absolutely reeked towards the end of our relationship. She was alright when we started but by year two there was a 50% chance she'd smell like warm garbage and would have quite a bit of smeg between her labia. It was so bad that I remember sitting with her and the smell was wafting from her loose shorts. I was in my early 20's so the horniness pushed through and she was a pretty good lay at any rate, even if her pussy and ass did not smell good.

>>941685405
my current gf was a virgin when we started dating and I've definitely noticed it's changed over the years. It's still nice but a virgin is pure nectar of the gods.

>>941690277
>virgin is pure nectar of the gods
based and trvth

>>941672795 (OP)
A married woman, best sex I've ever had, but my first time eating her pussy made me dry heave. I'm pretty sure I was eating another dude's creampie and it was an unexpected flavor.

Never had a bad one that wasn't hairy. If it's a squatch crotch, there's good odds it's going to be funky. Two out of a dozen who refused to shave, dank funky pussy stank.
Only made that mistake twice.
I just won't even date a woman who can't maintain their vagene for the sake of hygiene. It's just a sign of well ingrained laziness and will only get worse as they get more comfortable in the relationship.

I one fucked the girl I was dating and she didn't shave at all, strike 1.
The worse thing after fucking I saw disgusting cream leaking from her pussy, just couldn't repeat after that

>>941672795 (OP)
Only one I can think of was putrid stink I got on my dick after getting shit faced druk and fucking my ex girlfriends aunt back in high school cause she had a yeast infection. Ended up getting a UTI from it and had slimy yellowish pus start oozing out of my dick, soreness around my balls from it. Went to the low income health clinic in the ghetto end of town to get it checked cause I didn't want my parents asking questions. The old Filipino doctor flat out told me to put on a condom before shoving my cock in women I barely knew, gave me an 8 day cycle of antibiotics and told me to come back for a follow up if that didn't clear it up, clinic only charged me $13 for the visit cause I told them I lived in the trailer park 2 blocks over and my parents were unemployed. They knew I was lying but didn't say anything about it.

>>941674460
Did you scrape it onto your ice cream?

>>941680472

4 actually, come on, don't be absurd

>>941689967

I have never in my life been more glad to be a gay man

>>941672795 (OP)
Fellas, are there hints of bad hygiene before you go down on women? Like would a bad pussy smell usually be accompanied by bad breath or something?

>>941692651
You must encounter cheesy bell ends though?

>>941692687
Check out her room. If she can't be arsed to tidy she won't be keeping her box clean.

>>941692687
its like a fucking box of chocolates. you never know what your gonna get

>>941692687
>are there hints of bad hygiene before

Yeah, easy.
If it isn't well trimmed, shaved, or waxed. Guaranteed stinky mop crotch. It is unavoidable.

>>941672795 (OP)
You fuckin pussy bitch. Cry more, about pussy, YOU, don't get.

Die in a raging fire.

>>941693272
>die in a raging fire

>>941692651
>gay
Yeeaah, no, I'd rather deal with smelly pussy than some dude's pozzed poopy butt and fruhmunda cheese.

>>941692687
If any part of her visible/smellable to the public is even remotely dank, the pussy will be fish.

>>941693272
>>941693293
They will ignore me, but, I know they read it..

>>941693402
>call sign
Blasphemy

>>941693431
I am, Lord God King. Suck it, fuckers...

>>941693464
>motha fucka
#1

>>941693499
>see

Is hairy more likely to smell?

>>941693542
Not for me..I prep them bitches...

>>941693591
Take it, bitch. And, shut the fuck up about it..

>>941693591
>>941693648

>>941693542
Not if you rape them.. it's science...

>>941693708
>truth

>>941693758
>not funny
She's was actually raped..

>I know, thats why it's funny!!!!

>>941693829
Fuck you, bitch.

What ya wanna do?

>>941685090
U just gay
Embrace it fgt

>>941692651
Some gays with femine traits I've known are impecably clean and groomed (standards higher than lazier women). All that goes out of the window once they engage in the butt piracy.