Thread 941840348

/waifu/ thread!

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu
>No claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>The /waifu/ spirit is immortal throughout all eternity
Most importantly, have fun!

I claim Rachel

Morning samurai grandpa.

>>941842130
This one does not like Paris

>>941842149
Wanna have sex, dad?

Mordred when no Altair

>>941842157
Have you been drinking?

>>941842214
No...

>>941842221
Doubt

>>941842251
Shut up you worthless faggot and show me your dick..

>>941842261
Why

>>941842281
I don't fkn know.. here, music that is awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8aPrgHk-zA

Reminder that mordred somehow lost Altair to a depressed femboy.

>>941842299
RAT
HAVE SEX WITH ME RAT

>>941842296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by6lyNC3D9Y

welcome back everyone

>>941842344
Do you like Nirvana?

>>941842344
Hi burned thingy. Slept well?
>>941842343
Nirvana is too soft for me, sowwy. I used to love em ages ago but I need heavy shit now.

>>941842362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDcD62i0MpI

>>941842380
Mhm.. mhm... we are getting there. Now make it harder! Like this.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SE2ayZIM50

>>941842355
never really listened to them, is that bad?
>>941842362
not yet, should probably do that soon

>>941842416
https://youtu.be/cfpOhRwp4Yc?si=l8-xjIBNC3SoBSSH&t=27

>>941842429
They're a classic

Mordred when Altair

>>941842439
Good.
>>941842429
I feel ya.. past my bedtime too.

>>941842463
>>941842193

>>941842517
https://youtu.be/VJ6d9f3qBxE?si=fpTH5TGoLz_fKIe5

>>941842517
I don’t know how much longer I’m gonna last, but I needed to claim at the start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Kg1ZT8IJY

>>941842559
Soon.. first I gotta annihilate this beer can
>>941842584
Good waifu lover, heh. I need to stay up till this beer is taught a lesson.

>>941842619
So you were drinking

Reminder that Mordred was the last person to see the cum bucket

>>941842639
YES

>>941842660
Shut ur dick trap and chug with me, loser.

>>941842676
You're late bud, I've had my shots hours ago

>>941842619
very true, I haven’t thought about participating for too long

>>941842693
hope u like dem roona meds

>>941842698
I hate Vixen, he's a nasty retard but I find it funny that he programmed your waifu. Wonder if he still comes here..

>>941842706
I'll pretend I understood what you said

>>941842723
retard.. that's why I killed you and ruined your kingdom.

>>941842735
Go to bed drunkie

>>941842746
>boots Tekken

>>941842765
Get out of the toiler you filthy shit.

>>941842719
did he now? was he a lead programer for the vn?

>>941842792
I'm not high, I'm drunk.
>>941842799
From what I know, Vixen wrote the dialogue scripts for ur waifu there. Dunno if he wrote the dialogue itself tho..

>>941842860
good to know, I’m aware of the main path writers but not who actually coded it, thanks for the info

>>941842860
Well quit it

night night

fastest hot dog shooter in the north west

Claiming

>>941851420
Himecuts are cute.

>>941852270
They are walking red flags. Never interacted with them

>>941852424
Never interact*

>>941851420
Hello. Who is she, if I may ask?

>>941852270
Good morning Sop.
Does she always have the barcode on the back of her neck?
How are classes?

>>941852424
Very ominous.
Lunch break?
>>941852570
Morning, the barcode is artistic choice.
Classes have been alright, teacher gave me some pointers regarding disassembly, we are doing brake lines next class at the teacher's house.

>>941852756
No, just resting now. I need a deep sleep before I start my shift again.
>>941852570
I couldn't remember.

>>941852846
Good to hear you found something.

Yo we here vacationing and shit.

>>941852756
Don't get the brake fluid on teacher's paint!

>>941852846
You cannot remember who you are claiming?

>>941853035
Vacationing with waifu.
How are you today? Completely over the sick, I hope.

>>941853195
I will get brake fluid on the teacher's bike.

>>941853239
RIP

>>941852951
I needed too after all.
>>941853195
Yeah. I did a lot of waifu claiming already

>>941853404
Yeah no I get that. But at times the transition towards a new job can suck a bit.
I just wrapped up at work for today, finished early.
>>941853274
You're next.

>>941853195
Indeed, two whole images this week. Crazy.
Eh, the cough is sticking, but otherwise over it.
Doing well yourself?

>>941853887
I will get used to it and hopefully I can get along with new people around me.
Great job for doing the work efficiently.

>>941854083
Be careful.
Thanks, I'll just get home to more work though. I have to do some yardwork on the property, dogs could do with a quick brushing too, one of them gets foxtails stuck on her fur.

>>941854246
You don't need to say that dummy.
Lots of tasks for a person. Hopefully you get everything done and get yourself a treat once everything is finished.

>>941854080
I'm well, just busy. I need to clean around the house today, sweep my driveway (again), and organize files on here. And it's cold today, the first cold day of the year, so I really should put on something other than shorts and a T-shirt.

>>941854623
I wanted to say it.
Everyone wants to own land but they don't always understand the amount of mantainance it needs.
Treating myself would be to go thrifting.

>>941855384
Dummy.
I never own any property by myself so I can relate to them. If I do I might do it for someone else.
Buying random items that you probably never gonna use or another business tactic that is currently trending in social media?

>>941855834
Dork.
I haven't fully gone too deep into homesteading yet, don't really have anyone to impress by setting up a flowerbed or anything like it.
Neither. Just nice clothes for cheap.
You think I'm that wasteful?

>>941856284
It seems you are going into that further judging on how productive you are. Impressing someone is not a good reason to start gardening, I mean you could earn money from it if you want to but that is up to your experience.
I didn't say that, I just found some people buying things to resell them online.

>>941856933
What I consider going fully into it means things like having a proper vegetable patch for example.
I don't care about money, I learn how to do things for myself, don't have much of an interest in setting a business otherwise. I sold a couple of wallets I made for a hobby but that's about it.
Oh yeah I know what you mean, those dudes that resell "vintage carhart" and it's a hoodie torn to shreds, or those shitty dropship brands that are all sweatpants and hoodies, I loathe those.
If I see something I like I'd rather rip the design and get it tailor made. I'm currently getting some jeans made like that.

Ahem.

>>941857317
Egg

>>941857317
Hm?

>>941857275
Self-Sustainabilty is a good thing too if money Is not the case. The same goes for me in starting a business, I could do it but I am not gonna take a risk. Good thing thrift stores are a good source of cheap clothing, I could go there whenever I want to since I am not invested in expensive clothes other than formal outfits and some good clothes for casual.

>>941857397
Eh.

>>941857423
Hh.

>>941857904
Yeah mostly. It's the main reason why I'm learning how to do or fix things usually.
The people I sold to were quite happy with what I made, but it's the whole finding clients I don't want to bother with.
I've always had good luck with jackets or coats specifically, got one or two excentric-ish ones.

>>941854691
Busy is good. Always nice to see productivity. That and organization is straight up the best.
I just got back from picking up a box freezer. Between that and my new fridge next week, my capacity for food storage is insane.

>>941857905
Office fox by day.
Upscale bar waitress by night.

>>941858685
Lol is that Momiji behind Kneesocks?
Naisu. Fill it full of frozen pizzas, ice cream and ground beef.
Speaking of, I need to consider what I'm having for dinner tonight. I think I'll make either cheese ravioli with pesto sauce, or white rice with chicken & vegetables seasoned with shichimi togarashi.

>>941858685
Send the maid image again.

>>941858545

We got the internet now so it won't be hard for you to do it. A.I. chat it is still spewing nonsense to make it reliable. I'm sure it gotten worse when it starts searching on the internet for answers.
Yeah that too since that hobby is not a necessity. If you know the customer's needs the most you surely gonna earn alot of money until another store exists to start a competition. You will never run out of it since they always get that from somewhere.

>>941858959
Standard fox at specifically 14.43.

>>941859301
A.I. loses all its luster once you understand what it is, it is the same tech that is used for auto correct on smarthphones but on crack, it just vomits the most common responses, it's easy to ignore atleast.
Any new song you've been listening to?

>>941859856
Depends on who creates it. After all we already got here, hopefully the resources spent on this are not wasted.
Songs to sleep to piano on YouTube. I am gonna play it right now for a nap. Take care now dummy and get those tasks done.

>>941860070
Clank.
>>941860126
Rest well. Fingers crossed you stick around, I like talking with you.

>>941860474
You're making me look like a sadist.

>>941860906
I ain't. Go rest though, you need those minutes.

gooning atm

>>941852424
Red is my favorite color

I claim Serial Designation N. While going for a midday nap, I yelped in a very unflattering way on jumping into my supernaturally cold bed. I thought it was embarrassing, but then I thought how funny it would be if N were with me, and how fun it would be if N were also yelping on contact with beds in my presence, so it wasn't so bad anymore.
Anyway, unexpected 2 hour nap later and I'm still tired and in pain. Have a nice day, everyone!

>>941862814
Eight hour nap next.

>>941862897
In a few hours, I will! If I don't get carried away tonight. I keep doing that lately and dropping that 8 to a 5 and never compensating. Not a fun way to live.
Are you doing better than I am?

Ded.

>>941863351
You need to start going to bed sooner or sleep more often, it's gonna tax you sooner or later.
>>941864981
Die fox die

It's my waifu Sailor Pluto's birthday, wish her a good one will ya

>>941858959
It is, its a smoothie.
All of the good things, Im hoping to never have to worry about freezer space again.
All good choices, I think you'll make the right call.

>>941859037
Sorry for waiting, had to go to my mothers.

>>941863455
Beautiful

>>941869024
Time to hit the bed!

Good night.

>>941869624
Bye

You tellin me a crab gooned in this rag?

>>941872796
It might fall off...

>>941874373
who is she?

>>941875614
She's literally me fr fr

onahole material

hope everyone’s doing well

>>941877334
I got booze, it's gonna be a chill night

Coffee acquired.

>>941882365
What kind

>>941882403
Ummm instant, with sugar and milk. Rather basic.

>>941882483
I spy butt

>>941882606
Well uh it was difficult to miss.

>>941882755
I have a keen eye

>>941882773
And grabby hands -.-

>>941882924
You'd love that would't ya

>>941882936
No way!

PLAP PLAP PLAP

I fucking love "waifu" (discord/animus/gay hookup) threads

.

Gays.

I am here to do my duty as planet Earth chan's back masseur!
... please!
>>941842719
>>941842735
these pics are very cute, you're marrying her, right?
>>941842311
me when I see Earth chan
>>941845555
*glolp*
*horf*
QUADS!! I noticed, anon!

>>941884757
Bounce on it

You tellin me a bee nutted in this honey?

>>941881520
oooo very nice, glad it’s going well

>>941885366
I got the crab rangoon one but I have no clue of this one I can't figure out the order

SOPMOD II ALARM!!

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>941886704
>>941886889
Calm down calm down, geez..

>>941886924
;_;

>>941886662
Honey nut cheerios, would've thought the crab rangoon one was the real pull..

>>941886967
There there.
>>941886973
OOOOOH, Cheerios!
I laughed quietly from my corner, I did see it.

>>941887210
Fantastic.
Loved it when I heard them too.

>>941886704
No gif?

boo-mp

boo-bmp?

Boo-womp.

>>941890437
Spooky.

>>941891982
Kero.

>>941892037
Boo-Sop?

>>941893392
Hey you.

>>941893392
Yeah that

>>941893443
Off by one.
How are you today?

>>941893498
How many Sop chibis do you have?

>>941893392
Boosuka

>>941893565
Curses!
Ahh, same old I guess. Not up to much. On a sick leave so I'm slacking off at home. How are you?

>>941893586
That's a very nice image of Earth-chan.
Imagine carving pumpkins with her for Halloween.

>>941893706
First Earth claimer, then Kneesocks claimer, now you. Everyone is getting sick in turn it seems. Hopefully it's not bad?
I'm well, thank you. Not much to do today so it will be a lazy one for me as well after I get back from the two small errands I must run.

>>941893867
I like it a lot, Earth looks so comfortable and confident. I thought about getting a pumpkin, but since I didn't want to eat the insides, buying a once living thing and gutting it for decoration felt unnecessary.

>>941893867
Ah, no not bad. Just a cough, though 4 weeks and counting.
Ahh, nice. Lazy is good once a while.

>>941894099
Dubs.
But you can cook the seeds and they're quite a good snack. I mean, you shouldn't feel that way, because the pumpkins die on their own very soon after ripening anyway (hence why they contain seeds). The plants themselves grow on. There's nothing to feel sad over, and that pumpkin would be serving a purpose in bringing you joy rather than just decaying on a pumpkin patch where its seeds won't even be replanted.
Look at that lovely maid. I have one of Suzuka by the same artist!

>>941894198
Vitamin C, D and zinc. Zinc is important. Soups and liquids of course.

>>941894270
What did she do THIS time?

>>941894481
dunno

>>941894436
Well dunno what I got by way of D and zinc, but I'm taking some pills and syrup with vitamin C.

>>941894436
But I don't want to eat pumpkin seeds currently.
Yeah anon, but you know why they're making so many pumpkins that will then die? Because there is high demand around halloween. If I respect the feelings of a plant, I can respect the feelings of a fruit.
A short life is no less valuable to me than a long life. Do you know how long butterflies live? Some of them very short.
Wow. Always a strange feeling when someone recognizes my art as mine, how do you tell?? Suzukamaid looks polite and dangerous.

>>941894555
Trips of not talking. She's completely innocent. She did nothing.

>>941894628
Well that's good at least. Remember to drink hot tea with honey for a sore throat.
Pretty image.

>>941894997
>Do you know how long butterflies live? Some of them very short.
Everyone will laugh at this, but every year when the butterflies hatch here, and everywhere you go the air is full of butterflies, I'll actually stay home rather than driving anywhere unless I absolutely have to for an emergency, so that I don't kill tons of them just so I can go get a burger or something. It's beautiful to see so many of them.
>Suzukamaid looks polite and dangerous.
Suzuka looks like she's about to strike and render me unconscious for oogling her in a maid outfit...

Who is baking?

anyone but suzuka bake

Suzuka, bake

Fine

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