Thread 941846065

Are you (yes, YOU!) feeling meowtastic today?

żbik!

Sup homos

zzzzzzz
morning already?
i need more catnap.
i’ve been sleeping like 10+ hours now, truly kitten

>>941846636
Hello!

>>941847134
Hello kitty kitty! :D
You eat too little, so you are in power saving mode >_<
Try to not fall into winter hibernation sleep, you are a cat, not a bear :o

>>941847235
hmm but kittens need their 15+ hours a day in order to be healthy (-_-)zzz
and even more is better right?
besides, i’m sure you’re glad you don’t have to feed or clean up all of my toys while i’m hibernating. just need pets, headpats, and little sweet words… (〃ω〃)

>>941847406
Noooo but I won't be able to play with my kitty cat if he's asleep all the time :(

>>941847856
:O
that’s true… :(
coffee kitty?

>>941848062
Weren't you quitting coffeine for good just two days ago? :p
Though, if you have to break your streak with something it's better to drink some coffee than go back to smoking (drinking?) weed.

Hehe, Ruru had "one of those days" this morning where he just couldn't get out of bed and asked me to fuck him awake. So I obliged and put this music on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veZaHimbtaQ You can be assured that he went to his work well awake lmao. Did use a condom though because we didn't want any coom dripping out while he's at work xD It's still very intimate but still, it just feels better to blow the load truly inside rather than in a stupid bag.

I think yesterday's incident really has been one of those turning points where I start to do things for the better. I am already no longer ashamed. Embarrassed, yeah (it wouldn't be good to not be embarrassed at all), but not ashamed. He really helps me to get over my personal issues as well... I really need to buy him some choccies or something else before he gets home.

>>941849213
Huh, that's not the music which I expected...

>>941848183
i failed my streak already </3 but i’ll try again. no weed no caffeine November i suppose. FML
>>941849350
:’3 aww. that’s great. you shouldn’t be ashamed. that’s a very common and normal situation that almost every gay can relate to. if anything, it seems like that turned into a really lovely experience, having him care for you in that state.

>>941849891
Haha we listen to a lot. Tonight I wanna dance to some lovey-dovey music with him ^_^
>>941850036
Yee and at least I can now literally say that I had the living shit fucked out of me XDDDDDDDD

Howdy lads!
Hope you’re all having a good day.

>>941851046
>I can now literally say that I had the living shit fucked out of me
haha, that’s so funny i was thinking about that the other day. about how you can’t really say “i want to fuck the shit out of you” if you’re gay… sounds kinda literal… heh
how sweet you’re already laughing about it, that’s great.

>>941851678
howdy Curly! i hope you are as well! mine’s going alright. hoping it’s over soon though :p

>>941851996
Yeah my work day is about halfway over.
Just super slow at work today.
Wish it was already Friday tbh.

>>941851678
cute Astolfo feet...

>>941852184
Definitely would mating press Astolfo.

>>941850036
I believe you can go however long you wish without all that if you really want to. Just don't quit all at the same time, no need to make quitting extra challenging >.<
>>941851046
But you can't call kitty 'shittykitty' anymore >:3
>>941851481
Brvtal
>>941851678
Heyo curlee

>>941851955
Yeah laughter is the best medicine. I already had to chuckle when Ruadhán dramatically accused me of having done it on purpose as revenge for his farts XD
>>941852321
Oh but I can! Just a little bit of hypocrisy et voilà! >:}

I've got the speakers ready to blast music. When he comes in, I'll grab him and make him dance ^_^

>>941851678
Ayyy curlboy
How are the gators?

>>941852772
Gators?
>>941852321
Hey hey!

>>941853529
Ye aren't you from Florida?

>>941852321
thank you, i really appreciate how patient you are with me. honestly, i’m surprised you’re not mad. because you’ve been encouraging me so much. i feel so bad letting you know.
it’s just so hard. i wish i could be perfect for you, and everyone for that matter, but it’s just way harder than i think people can understand. i see so many people quit things so easily and even though they say they understand how hard it is, i don’t know if they truly do. the reasons and motivations they give for recovery never resonate with me at all so i’m not sure what to do.

>>941853529
Lux still thinks you're living in Florida, among aligators

>>941853660
*i feel so bad letting you down

>>941853640
Nah I’m from California.
>>941853672
I never said I did?

>>941854005
I was just confused xD

>>941846065 (OP)
Cute kittie

>>941853660
As you already know well, quitting is a serious test of volition. Of course you would need proper motivation for this, just like everyone else. You don't have to look up to anyone else's motivations though. Perhaps you even shouldn't. This is someting for you and you only. You individual perspective is the only one that matters from your POV. You said you want to be a perfect kitty for me and everyone. Maybe it's that future picture of potential you which can motivate you to achieve your goals? Maybe you have to internalize that kidn of thought and make it into a mental carrot on a stick kind of thing? I don't know, maybe I'm babbling at this point, or maybe it is too abstract to serve as a motivating factor.
All I know is that if I were nearby I would give you as many pets and cuddles for every day of sobriety streak as you would wish :3

>>941854005
But maybe you should!

>>941854954
>responding to pasta response
I quit smoking and drinking the moment my son was born after being a smoke and alcoholic for over a decade. It doesnt take anynore than a bit of personal restraint, anyone comparing cigs to heroin or alcoholism to opiods is a faggot with no self control. Grow the fuck up kid.

Brah. I don’t even know. Do i really live at 4th anyway today.

I'm trans btw;^)

>>941855013
I mean I’ve thought about getting out of here. To be honest I’d probably enjoy it more than CA.

>>941855114
Who the fuck are you talking to?

>ITT: pRedditors who cant handle anonymity try to namefag just to end up being trans.

Too many such cases these days
I'm trans btw ;^)

I just love nigger dick too much to not be a genetic dead end.

>>941855241
Ditto

that wasn’t me. i’m not trans.
this is annoying. i’ll find a way to talk privately

>>941855339
Try fucking off back to your discord server or /soc/
Namefags are cancer

>>941855378
Or you just leave this thread? The fact that you're coming here again and again just proves you're obsessed.

So apparently this is the same guy that tries to derail the thread?

>>941855467
Looks like a classic case of closeted homo projecting his anger on other homos due to living in denial. No straight guy would come to a cozy gay thread every single day just to seethe.

>>941855506
The closet is deep haha. Ah well, he will get over himself one day... Hopefully...

>>941855574
>>941855601
Great minds think alike xD

>>941855467
>again and again
Haha just means im not the only one. Let me guess youre of the tripe that actually believes there are only 10 people using /b/ at all all times. They made containment boards for you niggers, go to /lgbt/ cock sucking faggot.

>>941855506
Namefagg9ng and signature use, man...you faggots sure know how to embrace the anonymity of 4chan. Good thing hiro knew what he was doing when he took away the poster counter and made names a worthless jewel for you discord faggots. Shills like you fags should get a clue, it cant be beat.

>>941856003
I mean it wouldn’t surprise me this place has been dying for some time.

>>941855574
>closeted
PRedditors dont really get much help understanding how anonymous they are here do they?

>>941856003
Given that you only come here as anonymous or as impostor, there's no way to tell how many there are. Given that you all act the same, it doesn't matter how many there are. You are just 1. Alone. Typical though.

>>941856096
Only if youre a newfag, been here since around 2004 and its culture may have disappeared (just like the internet in general) but /b/ in particular has only changed in 1 way, the mods are boring cunts who dont do their jobs anymore. Everything else is just "phases", plus /b/ isnt 4chan newfag.

>>941856070
I don’t really see why you’re here?
It’s not like /b/ has much going on in the first place? Just here to annoy us?

>>941856290
Same goes for you, I can just assune that youre the same discord group as the josh fags who also cant handle anonymity. /b/ isnt your secret club faggot, go to /lgbt/ with your faggotry

>>941856349
Just want to remind you that you are insignificant so you dont grow a huge faggot ego, but i already know im too late so now its just fun.

Im confused now, and not just about whetehr I'm gay or straight, but are any of you who you say you are? Like could I be luxemboy tommorow and add the the fiction? or curly ma boy are you the same curly I once spoke to many moons ago? who knows

>>941856456
Exactly the reason I samenamefag you niggers. Your signature isnt so unobvious either, refusing to reply to post numbers is not a new "sig" like you might think it is.

>>941856537
Hey, call me what you want, anything is fine, but I am no nigger

>>941856312
>been here since around 2004
And yet you're still an obvious ESL seething the steam out of your ass because of a random thread. Funny that.

Plain and simple, a name doesnt mean shit in /b/, you cant namefag without being anonymous the moment i copy your name, hiroshimoot is genius for that touch in keeping anonymity a prime part of /b/ and of 4chan as a whole. Put simply if you want to be faggots with a group that posts dailys and talk about fag shit make a fucking discord, go to /soc/, or fuck off back to pReddit. Do you know why people cant say "fuck off back to _eddit", because it was said so fucking much that moot put it into the system as permenant spam because of faggots like all of you. Youre fucking cancer, /b/ is random, not gatekeeping threads and posting dailys like all the porn niggers or the logfag. Find a fucking noose and do everyone a favor because you make 4chan a new reddit.

>>941856692
>booohooo you dont proofread your shitposts on 4channel
Yeah, all that gay shit you said is pointless.

>>941856349
It's just some (probably brown) kid who just discovered /b/ and is now defending his new le hackerman anonymous legion website from le evil gays. In two weeks he will discover there are other boards out there, better suited for brown self-centered tourists, and fuck off there ("there" being most likely /pol/ and then in few years /tttt/ kek)

>>941856636
Fair enough nigger, ill refrain from calling you anything but a nigger.

>>941856828
>fuming already

>>941856842
>self agrandizing reddit fag whos mad im right
Dont be so mad dude, namefags have always been cancer, moot banned them, hiro brought them back but made it funny. Im just here to remind you that you arent special.

Add me on Disc. This brown kid isnt going away anytime soon.

@Queenofspadesandaids

yeah tbh I might be gay, not sure tbh, lots going on in my head, but I hate the normie gays, I want to have slightly racist right wing gay friends and trans friedns that are based and not leftist freaks

>>941856993
Faggots are genetic dead ends and HIV cannons, asking for that same ideology to exist in your already confused aspie dumbfuck brain is pretty retarded. Just be a fag, you cant be both.

>>941857061
tbh thats why i am a almost 30yo fat reclusive ugly monster, I hate myself, but tbh I think I might be ion your side

>>941856778
If you really were here since "around 2004" or at least were smart (white) enough to make your shitty LARP believable you would've known that namefagging was way more prevalent in the earliest years of 4chan than it is nowadays. Le anonymous legion thingy is on the same level as calling out anyone who formats his posts for "reddit spacing" - you're just outing yourself as a newfag. And a retard on top of that, but I guess it's just part of you being brown.

Let gays be gay

>>941857245
>if you really where then youd fit my superfluous rules
Haha nah dude, as i said, moot got rid of it because it was cancer, being prevalent is what caused that you fucking dipshit. It being popular doesnt mean it was good and they learned their lesson about it, hence why it was fucking banned. Now the counter poster has been deleted because the same groups of niggers from pReddit, many that im sure youre a part of, can no longer use it as a bench mark for how effective their shilling is. Its hilarious to watch every one of those niggers panic about losing all their efforts.

>>941857206
Whose fault is that? Also i doubt youre gay in any way, youve just allowed yourself to be disillusioned by internet fags and groomers. Get a healthier hobby like hiking, im being 110% sincere.

>>941857538
your English is breaking down (again)

>>941857338
Nobody is stopping them, but the same thing as with trans people, nobody has to respect them either.

>>941857605
I appretiate you bro, And I do go up mountains from time to time, its kinda torture and last time I shit myself but I enjoy the view and teh isolation, but I dunno maybe being a shut in loser for almsot 30 years without any close friends has fucked me up in some ways

>>941857615
>muh grammar
Only reddit fags worry about proper grammar on 4chan homo, just talk, stop making it emotional for yourself

>>941857643
>replies to a gay porn post in a gay thread saying gays don't have to be respected
So you are into self-degradation too?

>>941857676
No doubt, but only you will limit yourself, ai cant give you any real advice on how to change that, I was never an "outgoing" person but ive never been a shutin completely dependent on the internet for anything so thats on you to figure out i guess if thats your perogative, regardless, dont think of yourself as a reflection of the internet, nobody is real here or honest, not even me.

This impostor guy must be on some medication that he either isn't taking or OD'ing on it. Kek. Anyway, had a great dance with Ruadhán, gonna do some more later ^_^

>>941857677
>please stop pointing out how brown and dumb I am
lmao ur pathetic

>>941857727
Just stating facts for your little fairy wings, nobody asked faggots to come to /b/ and post their bullshit but since its "random" I cant stop you, but ill certainly call you a homosexual-HIV-spreading-genetic-dead-end for it.

>>941857802
>you HAVE to proofread
Du I nupony?

>>941857745
What did you end up dancing to?
>>941857824
Yeah and you'll do it while looking at gay porn and dicks because you are very, very straight. Got it.

>>941857745
>its meds because he cant possibly be correct when all my fag friends are supporting me about it
Youre wrong namefag, youre just cancer and im letting you know that.

>>941857912
>you have to be gay because i suck dick
Why are all faggots egomaniacs?

>>941846065 (OP)
Miaw

>>941857865
post eye with timestamp shitskin
because you toooootally aren't brown, right?

>>941857946
Why, of course. You are the straightest person alive. You just look at gay porn and cocks in your free time... to show how straight you are. Nothing out of the ordinary. We believe you.

>>941857824
>>941857923
Lol do you even know what /b/ *is* for? It's basically a junkyard where anybody can make their own thread for whatever purposes. The fact that you get mad that someone makes a thread here and just has a cozy chat is telling. Even if what we do here is cringe and stupid, you'd be an even bigger retard for having a meltdown over it lasting over an hour, multiple days after each other.
>>941857912
Well halfway through the dancing just turned into violent french kissing anyway xDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-_mHedypEU

>>941858114
how do I make a freinds?

busy at work but just popping in to say please assume any messages from kitty are not me until this blows over.
>>941856977
i have not and don’t plan to message this account for the record.
unless i’m somehow confident it’s really O… but given the username i’m assuming it’s not. no offense if it really is you lol. just warning you in case someone already messaged claiming to be me.

>>941858261
it was dubs though so i’m slightly convinced it really is O.

>>941858253
Meme answer: talk to people, preferably people you share some hobbies/interests with.
Non-meme answer: dress up as a seal and do a wiggle.

>>941857824
Why you care about other guys genetics, what’s it to you

>>941858261
Ofc it's not me lol. Come one now.

>>941858293
...
:|

>>941858308
REEEEEEE
AI has also abandoned me in my hour of need. But at least you're a turk now.
>>941858320
I think he wants to swallow our genetic material...

>>941858349
>>941858381
but… it was dubs…
notice how i didn’t check em though? don’t worry. that’s just for you.

ok but liek is making a right wing non leftart woke gay friends even realistic

>>941858486
I mean, I am centre-right and I got friends, so I'd say yah.

>>941858402
Haha, dodged both and some losers got hit by a ricochet on top of that B)
>at least you're a turk now
NOOOOOOO this is just plainly cruel compared to the nuke, can we still negotiate? ;_;

>>941858402
True, phobes just need a good hard man on man fuck

>>941858450
Good kitty
>*pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet*

>>941858549
I see, i suppose I am a far right possible gay so it must be possible, but wha tto do how to meet discrete soft twink? I dont like bog hairy guys

>>941858716
move to the UK

>>941858716
The app grindr could help with that.

>>941858762
but they dont exist here, they are all leftoids

>>941858793
too scary and I am uglykjd4d

>>941855267
this little exchange is somewhat saddening tbh, they all need to go back dont fall in love with them

>>941858574
Nö, yu are dönerman now.
>>941858595
B R E E D the phobes
>>941858941
Nawwww u aint

>>941859332
I need too loose weight first but even after I am clueless, and I wouldnt want my friends and family to know unless I was super sure, and even then as the rightwinger of the family, thye would be too insufferable.

>>941859332
:'(

>>941859592
me but on a different device btw

>>941859563
Yee I feel that about the weight loss.
Definitely want to look and feel my best before I start dating cute twink guys

>>941859592
> *wiggles his butt*
> *gets his butt smacked*
Man Ruru is violent ;-;

>>941859798
You wiggled the wrong way! You should've done the irish wiggle (mixed with whiskey)

>>941860266
That's an idea! We got tomorrow off so I think I'm gonna get a bottle out and get drunk together ^_^

>>941860340
You have Thursdays off? :O Like in French schools in the 1960s?

>>941860441
Oh I got irregular schedules and he can plan his work so he tends to take days off when I got days off :)

>>941860340
Oh very fun what do you plan on buying?
Whiskey?

>>941860526
But if you have a day off tomorrow, shouldn't you get drunk today? :P If you get drunk tomorrow you're gonna have to go to work on Friday with a hangover :{

>>941861016
That's what I meant, we are getting drunk tonight! And >>941860731 I'm getting the bottle from the cabinet. Already got plenty at home :3 Knappogue castle!

>>94186108
Oh wonderful, hope you two don’t have TOO much fun.

>>941861465
The bitch collar and blindfold are on the table. We're gonna play a few games and the loser gets to wear it and becomes the drunk bitch.

>>941861504
Kek so much for peaceful Irish wiggling. What games are you gonna play?

>>941861609
> Cock paper scissors (best of 3)
> Soggy biscuit (first to coom wins)
> Chess but he plays without a queen
> Ticket to Ride: Europe
And finally, when we are drunk and need a tie breaker:
> Balance: who can stand on one leg the longest

>>941862047
>> Chess but he plays without a queen
Play with both queens but Ruadhan can only move pieces he can name in gaelic without looking it up >:3

>>941862198
Well, I lost Cock paper scissors 2-1
> Play with both queens but Ruadhan can only move pieces he can name in gaelic without looking it up
He's learnt them already so NOOOOOOO!!!

Soggy biscuit now. First time playing. I'm confident I can get this one.

Anyone here to chat on disc? Im a closet bi with some stories to share

Dansan0252

>>941864271
What stories

>>941862047
Update: we're in the middle of playing ticket to ride. I beat him in soggy. He raped me in chess. I NEED to win this in order to get to the tie-breaker. But my mission cards are good. I can do this.

thread poll:
are you bi or full gay?

>>941865442
>when the fate of your ass relies on mission cards from Ticket to Ride: Europe

>>941866608
Big gay

>>941866978
Hrhhrvrhehe i winnnnnn noow we bbeen kissinng a lot aanbd now we play balnce gane XDDDDD IMMAWINISWEAR

>>941866608
big bi

>>941867620
Woow you sure sound sober enough to win it Lux! Not a shadow of doubt about that!

>>941867785
AHHAHDHHDBDB HE TRIED RO PUHSH NE BUT HE FELL GAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>941866608
For me, I’m 100% gay

>>941868136
Bravo Superlux!

Think I'm gonna head to the bed and go to sleep. Nighty night gang. Have a gay night!

>>941866608
bi

>>941866608
Bi. Mostly femboysexual.

meow

Good evening