Thread 941860603

Well, I bit the bullet and bought myself a cybertruck. Gotta say, don’t believe the naysayers

>>941860603 (OP)
retard

>>941860603 (OP)
I rode in one the other day. Still don't like the look personally but it's a pretty bad ass machine.

>>941861053
>it's a pretty bad ass machine
no

>>941861053
bad ass machines don't have huge gaps on the side panels and said panels don't randomly fall off, you fucking pleb retarded no taste fanboy. jfc a clue in life instead of buying marketing hype.

>>941860603 (OP)
I believe you op.
Let's show these cuck faggots how rugged your badass machine is.
Go outside right now open the door and slam it as hard as you can.
On your average sedan or truck you'll crack the windows or even cause the interior liner to come off exposing the inside of the panel. I bet with Tesla's superior engineering that it couldnt possibly fail such a simple test.

>>941861053
Agreed. It’s a phenomenal experience. This dude >>941861345 is stuck in denial and it’s a shame

>>941861793
Buddy, if you think I can slam those doors, you have no idea how weak I actually am

>>941861345
You've never actually been in one have you? (now is where you start lying to strangers on /b/ and play pretend)

if i had money tell ya what i'd do, go down town buy a tesler or two

I was legitimately surprised I seen one of those in winter. I assume they had to pull over and not let it set for a while in the snow. Fuckin thing had no snow on it, it'd been running for a while. I don't think it'd start up if it'd been sitting there for a while out in the elements.

>>941860603 (OP)
No, you didn't. You want attention so you made up some controversial post so people would talk to you.
I'm sure you'll have no problem proving me wrong by, let's say, posting a picture of yourself next to it, keys on display, with your shoe on the hood.

ehh, not my thing. no engine in front i do not need the long hood.

I’ve yet, to this day, seen a CyberTruck do actual work.

Dudes that need trucks don’t get CyberTrucks, they get real trucks.

I’d like to see anyone post a photo of a cybertruck doing actual work. I’ll wait.

Hint:it doesn’t exist

Cybertrucks are maximum cringe machines for douchebags that are incapable of actual work.

>>941865298
real trucks?
like the goverment subsidised f-150 that can not fit a 4x8 sheet of plywood. from what i have seen the trades have trailers because the industry is placating the cosplayers. same thing harley is/was doing.
>harley davidson is the most successful cosplay.

>>941864491
>keys
lmfao brokie

>>941860603 (OP)
>I bit the bullet
you know who else "bit the bullet"?

>>941860603 (OP)
I need lots of affection and cuddling. I think I am dying

>>941865876
you forgot the part about "no ICE"

>>941865298
>>941865680
My dad works for a fencing company and his buddy has a cybertruck and they use it to power their tools

Be a real man and get a bicycle

>>941861053
lul

>>941866127
That's great if you live somewhere cold and rainy

>>941866048
Congrats, this is one of the five Cybertrucks actually being used for anything other than a mid life crisis fulfillment.

Be a sexy man and get a big dick bicycle

>>941865999
Trips ahoy, throte destroyed

>>941866444
>Trips ahoy,

>>941866382
I’ll ask him to get a pic tomorrow

>>941860603 (OP)
Nice garbage dump retard.

>>941866127
>>941866375
This is America. Fuck cyclists

>>941866444
Shits ahoy, nigger destroyed

>>941866687
Only if you're BBC

It smells very short and Jewish for some reason

don’t tap the glass

>>941868057
Is that a birth control patch?

>>941861101
>>it's a pretty bad ass machine
>no
Yes, it is, faggot.
Drives itself.
Parks itself.
You can summon it in the parking lot and it will come to you.
If you don't think that is cool af, then you're just a child larping as an adult, or just some faggot too inured in his own fecculence that he hates anything good.

>>941868847
Lick Nuri's pussy

>>941861053
>bad ass-machine

>>941868240
Yeah she used to wear them

>>941868847
Cybertrucks don’t have summon yet

>>941869690
Did she ever wear a birth control peach?

Now you something to drive to the truck stop when you work the gloryhole! Happy sucking!

>>941869924
Probably

>>941870029
Finally some positive reinforcement

I’m proud of you, Josh.

My foot itches.

>>941861053
Your machine's gonna lose its door and cut the head off some cyclist.

>>941872670
damn now i want one

>>941872670
Well I’m sold

>>941872528
My leg itches. Also my ass crack

we're going to watch ReBoot together now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inKdUICLmXY

>>941873832
What’s that

>>941874206
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>>941860603 (OP)
lol faggot retard lmao kill yourself

>>941860603 (OP)
My Toyota Hilux/Tacoma could bury the cyberpud

>>941860603 (OP)
o fag here has asnyone put the driveline in a actual 4wd/awd full chassis? Would be cool to have it in a shorter wheelbase!

>>941874431
Well which is it, Hilux or Tacoma?

>>941860603 (OP)
Hope you have a good life insurance policy for your widow.

>>941874970
What?

>>941874959
half of each, I was in a wreck and they used the wrong parts in the repair

>>941861053
t. person living in zimbabwe

I want to move to Austria and become a painter

>>941860603 (OP)
No you didnt.

>>941875769
he never said his was the one in the photo

>>941860603 (OP)
I believe you OP
The future is now old man

The great thing about 2025 is I can drive around with swastikas on my Tesla and people just assume it was vandalized

>>941876150
Kek

Howdy

>>941876780
hi

>>941877043
Cybertruck?

>>941877139
I'm more of a tonka man

>>941877224
But Tonka cant be powered by donuts

>>941860603 (OP)
Hey Elon venmo me some cash dawg

>>941877283
fake news

Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me.
....

>>941877343
But look!

>>941878303
Are those nuts

>>941878822
are you nuts

>>941878822
a donut hole is a nut of the donut so yes

>>941878926
Yes
>>941879133
Oh alright I stand corrected

>>941860603 (OP)
No amount of yaying or naying will ever make that anything other than a hideous Swastikar.

May I suggest you eat a real bullet instead of a proverbial one?

>>941860603 (OP)
Still on the lot and the side panels already look like shit. Nice purchase.

>>941880337
Did you know whites only make up 16% of the population?

Do you think Hitler would have liked chili dogs

>>941877283
Guddummit frunk!

>>941881384
he was a vagitarian

There have to be cheaper ways to expose your autism anon