Thread 941885550

It's a seal! edition

A wiggle? For me?

hey

>>941885550 (OP)
Good lord above XD

Mannn last night was WILD.
> We were tied with games
> We were both equally shitfaced
> Try to stand on one leg
> He tries to push me
> Faceplants right into the couch
> Jump him and drag him to the bed
> Make him dress up in the bitch gear and cuff him
> Recorded him saying the foulest bottomest shit
> Made him beg relentlessly to get fucked
> Told him to call his friends, one by one, explaining that he was in a situation where he was bound and needed permission to get fucked. If the friend said no, he has to hang up and call the next one.
> He had to call FOUR friends before reaching one that had mercy on him XDDDDD
> The fourth one being that girl living relatively close that he got to know recently
> She: "Well that's one way to introduce me to your boy... Oh my... Well Henri, have your way with him!"
> His face was so red
> Just like his beautiful hair ^_^
> Had a hard time cumming due to being drunk so I would lose my boner sometimes
> Alternated sex and spanking sessions
> Eventually decide to uncuff him and just fuck him in spooning position
> Nut hard
> Feel so comfy... so cuddly... so exhausted... ZZZZZZ
> We both fall asleep
> Wake up at 3:30 am with my crotch, his asscrack and the bed linen slathered with cum and lube that dripped out of his ass and my dick...
> Wake him up
> Throw everything in the laundry
> Join him in the shower
> Just sit there, exhausted and still half-drunk
> Start to make out
> He grabs me by the hips and turns me around
> Lies down and pulls me onto his face
> Ride his face for a good few minutes
> Ride his dick for a good few minutes
> After shower I wear a set of undies to bed and instantly fall asleep
> Wake up at 13:00
> Undies soiled because of leaked cum
I guess today is a never-ending laundry day ;-;

>>941885550 (OP)
Kill yourself, retarded faggot.

>>941887716
Cool it with the homophobic remarks

very rainy day today which is meowtastic ∩^ω^∩
connection is bad in my office because of it though… NOOO
O save meee. my knight <3

>>941887716
Seethe

Morning

>>941888508
AYOOOOO KITTER

>>941888593
HEY :3

>>941888644
How u doing? Btw is kitty to kitter the same thing as nigga is to nigger? :O

Good morning lads.

sup homos

>>941890142
Hey hope you’re doing well this fine day

>>941888978
i’m doing okay :3 how are you today Lux?
and yes. kitter is very offensive >:( you may say kitty or kitten though, i give you, O, and Curly the pass :D

>>941891113
Is Kityy also allowed? :P
We're being massively hung-over. Mostly just falling asleep for short naps in intervals. I was lying down on his chest and he suddenly sang a song in a low and sleepy voice that went something like
> Lay yer head on me chest
> Cuz after all you are the best
> With you in me arms, I forget all sorrow
> Yer my fiancé today... and me husband... tomorrow...
> And when you... smaa... smi...whenyasmile... ZZZZZZZZZZZZ so cute... ZZZZZZZ lil' brat.... ZZZZZZZZZ

NOOOOOOOO FINISH YOUR SONGGGGGG!!!! :((((((((((((((

But before I could wake him up to finish his song I also succumbed and fell asleep. So we will never know how it ended. He didn't even remember singing it xD

>>941892309
You two are so precious.
I hope one day I can have something similar.

>>941888508
>∩^ω^∩
Kittyyyyyyyy!
Here it's rainy today too! Not that happy about it though busy I had a busy day today :p
>connection is bad in my office because of it though… NOOO
Because of rain? o_O Or is the wind from jamaican typhoon reaching your coast? :o
>O save meee. my knight <3
Uhhh can pets help you improve the connection? :P
>>941891113
>kitter is very offensive >:(
:O
I didn't know that I'm sorry >_<
>>941889624
Hello
>>941892309
Sleepsinging? Now that's new.
How much did you even drink?

>>941893229
We shared a full bottle of whiskey xD

Man such a slow day today at work wish I was doing anything else but it is what it is. Can’t wait to get back home.

>>941893229
>Here it's rainy today too!
:O
it’s like i’m there :’3
>Because of rain? o_O Or is the wind from jamaican typhoon reaching your coast? :o
both @.@ at least i think that’s the hurricane hitting us now. it isn’t classified as a hurricane anymore though thankfully, they rarely reach all the way up to us maintaining that status. just a normal stormy day here :p wish there was thunder and lightning though :/ do you guys get thunderstorms? i used to be terrified of them as a kid. it wasn’t until adulthood that i absolutely love storms <3
>Uhhh can pets help you improve the connection? :P
even if not, you know you must pet me anyway!
>I didn't know that I'm sorry >_<
teehee you can call me whatever, dear ;p

>>941892654
they really are!
>>941892309
>Is Kityy also allowed? :P
sigh, sure >.<
and aww :’) what a cute habit. i would love to be sang to as i fall into sleep (≧∀≦)
i would love to hear O sing Put Your Head On My Shoulder purrrrr that’d be the best day of my life!!!

>>941893486
Is the default bottle 0,7l? Half of it would be a lot to you, but not so much for him i guess
>>941893609
Many such cases
>>941894701
>do you guys get thunderstorms?
Duh, obviously we do sometimes
>i used to be terrified of them as a kid. it wasn’t until adulthood that i absolutely love storms
As a little kid I used to believe you have to unplug electric devices during thunderstorms because there's a chance they get burnt if a thunder hits the building. Some old fart told me that, apparently completely oblivious to the fact that every single building has lightning rods nowadays.
I like looking at thunderstorms too. But I find it very unsettling when there's also very strong wind along with them. It's common nowadays that strong winds appear in spring or early summer and tear branches off of trees or sometimes even break whole trees in half. I don't like that at all. Pretty dangerous.
>even if not, you know you must pet me anyway!
True >.<
>*pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet*

>>941894800
I didn't know that song :p And you probably don't want to hear me sing, I'm not particularly musically gifted

>>941895363
>Duh, obviously we do sometimes
hehe… do you still think i’m oh so smart? (〃ω〃) or are you starting to accept that i’m a stupid kitty…
>As a little kid I used to believe you have to unplug electric devices during thunderstorms because there's a chance they get burnt if a thunder hits the building. Some old fart told me that, apparently completely oblivious to the fact that every single building has lightning rods nowadays.
silly human! although i can see why you’d think that. i used to be scared of lightning striking too. and when i had heard metal attracts it, i was scared to ever have any metal on my person while outside lol.
>But I find it very unsettling when there's also very strong wind along with them. It's common nowadays that strong winds appear in spring or early summer and tear branches off of trees or sometimes even break whole trees in half. I don't like that at all. Pretty dangerous.
yes wind can be very scary. i think that might be the part that always scared me. and the lightning :3
i love love love it though :p

>>941895442
why do you think i care? you think i want to hear you sing for me because i heard you’re the best male vocalist of our generation? you think i’d be disappointed to see that you “can’t sing”? you’re so cute. :p
i can’t sing either. but i do it anyway! :3

>>941896257
>or are you starting to accept that i’m a stupid kitty…
NO
>silly human! although i can see why you’d think that
Well I was a stupid kid so if adults told me something I was more often than not going to believe it.
> i think that might be the part that always scared me. and the lightning
Lighting I never found too scary personally, maybe because I've never witnessed anyone or anything get struck by lightning.

A member of the board of directors at a nonprofit I've been working freelance for has been hitting on me. We have been to dinner once. Starting to wonder if there's ethical issues or professional boundaries crossed there

>>941896446
i remember when my neighbors tree got struck with lightning :O that was scary. well, not really. but it caught fire a little bit and i was a kid so that was definitely a bit concerning to me. but weirdly i remember my neighbor’s reaction being so funny it made it less scary lol. she just ran outside, gasped and put her face in her hands like a cartoon character, in the most theatrical way possible lol

>>941896372
>why do you think i care?
So... you don't even care..?
:'(
> you think i want to hear you sing for me because i heard you’re the best male vocalist of our generation?
...yeah? Duh. I'm a man of many talents (just not this one).
>you think i’d be disappointed to see that you “can’t sing”? you’re so cute. :p
Well it's actually just an excuse for me to not do something I know I'm terrible at because I would get embarrassed at myself for botching something so badly.
>i can’t sing either. but i do it anyway! :3
How do you know you can't? :o

>>941896579
>she just ran outside, gasped and put her face in her hands like a cartoon character, in the most theatrical way possible
:D
Sounds grotesque

>>941896523
Nah, you are a freelancer - ethical boundaries don't apply to you. Feel free to impale him on your lance.

>>941896591
>So... you don't even care..?
:O no no no, i meant i don’t mind if you’re a good singer or not ;p
>...yeah? Duh. I'm a man of many talents (just not this one).
hehe that is true!
i imagine you’re the most beautiful singer ever. even if you’re not ;p just because of how special your voice would be to me.
>Well it's actually just an excuse for me to not do something I know I'm terrible at because I would get embarrassed at myself for botching something so badly.
don’t worry, i wasn’t actually expecting you to sing for me. was merely fantasizing and getting myself excited… (〃ω〃)
i’d need a LOT of encouragement to ever sing. or even moreso, dance. hopefully someday i can let go.
>How do you know you can't? :o
because… i can’t do anything (>人<;)

Singing is so much fun.
I sing most of the time during my drive back home. Mainly heavy metal stuff but I can do more gentle stuff but not much my style.

>>941897306
i love singing on my car ride home ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+
i’m not a talented singer at all, but it’s fun :p and i “can” sing anything too. intense, gentle, singy, rappy, poppy, english, spanish, korean, russian, japanese etc etc etc it’s just fun, especially when you have a vivid imagination like me. i’m currently on tour :D

>>941897831
What’s your favorite song to sing?
For me it’s Roar of The Spark
https://youtu.be/qLu9KQ5rWvs?si=6bjHfY0DfddvXPOC

>>941897199
>i imagine you’re the most beautiful singer ever. even if you’re not ;p just because of how special your voice would be to me
Thank you >_< you are very kind.
>i’d need a LOT of encouragement to ever sing. or even moreso, dance.
>i love singing on my car ride home ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+
Huh? o_O Which is it then?
>i’m currently on tour :D
Can we get free tickets? :O For old times sake :3
>because… i can’t do anything (>人<;)
Booo that's not true! Don't lie to me!
You are karate kitty, you can do many awesome things :o

>>941898519
>Thank you >_< you are very kind.
;***
>Huh? o_O Which is it then?
hehe oopsie (//∇//) i can do it alone no problem. i’m just too scared to show people >.< except my imaginary crowd of course.
>Can we get free tickets? :O For old times sake :3
O_O
hmm… perhaps someday… ;p
>Booo that's not true! Don't lie to me! You are karate kitty, you can do many awesome things :o
thank youuu :’3 you’re too sweet.

A FAMILY OF DEER JUST RAN THROUGH MY WORK PARKING LOT :O

>>941885550 (OP)
boy feet thread??

>>941898912
>except my imaginary crowd of course.
Am I somewhere in the crowd? :D
>hmm… perhaps someday… ;p
I guess I will be somewhere in the crowd... someday!
>you’re too sweet
No! I'm right :3 Stop undermining yourself!
>>941899052
That's so cool :o I only saw a badger once near my workplace. And some squirrels. Squirrels are neat.

>>941899527
british gays?

>>941899527
>Am I somewhere in the crowd? :D
maybeee >.<“ hehe… but performing in front of you is like performing in front of a king… i want to make sure it’s perfect! so only if i am able to give my best do i ever imagine that.
>I guess I will be somewhere in the crowd... someday!
in the front row VIP section with backstage access :D
>No! I'm right :3 Stop undermining yourself!
that goes both ways you know. my smart strong, handsome, lovely, caring, sweet, protective, warm human ∩^ω^∩
no arguing. (≧∀≦) i have claws, remember?
and you never got me a scratching post…
i’m itching to scratch! teehee…

>>941899527
>I only saw a badger once near my workplace. And some squirrels. Squirrels are neat.
:O SO CUTE i’ve never seen a badger in real life before. we have plenty of squirrels though. me and my dad tamed one before :) she would wait outside our door for nuts and i’d feed her directly and she’d take it back to her little house inside the tree in our front yard :3

>>941885550 (OP)
wikkle wihckle wiggle yea!

>>941885550 (OP)
Kys gay retard.

i feel so lovey dovey right now. it’s truly the best feeling.

>>941900654
I’m happy for ya.
Maybe one day I can relate.

>>941900361
I recind my comments about squirells, they are yukky
>>941900732
lol youll never be lover as much as I love indians

>>941901036
Eh, what are you on about?
Also I love very passionately :)

>>941902187
It's that retard 'impostor' from yesterday again. He's still buttmad so he came back apparently.

>>941902871
Oh right I thought he fucked off for goo

>>941902911
Yeah but I bet he has a massive hog dick, and tbh indians are really hot, like even the low caste ones are yummy, so maybe it is the real o?

>>941900276
>so only if i am able to give my best do i ever imagine that.
Oh come on, you can't get better without practicing :p You should imagine performing in front of me as often as possible :o
>in the front row VIP section with backstage access :D
:O Will I get an autograph?
>∩^ω^∩
Kitty!
>i have claws, remember?
0_0
O-okay...
>and you never got me a scratching post…
True. I should think about that...
>i’ve never seen a badger in real life before
I've seen only that one time. It was bigger than I imagined, they are pretty chunky bastards those badgers.
>me and my dad tamed one before :) she would wait outside our door for nuts and i’d feed her directly and she’d take it back to her little house inside the tree in our front yard :3
I remember that! You've told me this story before, it's very cute. How long did you take care of her?
>>941900654
Even better than pets? ;>

>>941903024
Funny how you fucked off yesterday immediately after someone started bullying you to make you post your eye with timestamp. And you come back here today spamming about indians. Really telling :)

>>941903258
Lol not the same guy I was just an observer yesterday, but I am bored today so I am trolling a little, but I love you all really. Honestly it's quite difficult to think of things to say, I doont think I'm cut out for trolling, maybe I'll quit :_( Hope you're happy my dream of becomeing a prolific troll has died before it even started.

>>941903185
>You should imagine performing in front of me as often as possible :o
you’re okay with me imagining that? (〃ω〃)
i’m truly not a good singer or dancer, i just do it a lot for fun. i mean it lol. but maybe i should actually take it more seriously. i guess that’s what hobbies are supposed to be :p
i’ve always wanted something i could say i’m good at… something that can help or in the very least entertain other people and cheer them up. maybe if i learned to be a good singer and dancer i could perform concerts for you whenever you’re stressed or sad to cheer you up. i could even sing some of your favorite songs and choreograph them… bonus points if they’re in Moravian, i love a challenge like that. hehe random fantasy but wow… how cute (//∇//) i fucking love that thought…
>Will I get an autograph?
hehe… could you be one of my groupies that wants me to sign somewhere weird on your body? XD
>True. I should think about that...
oh oh! or i could use your back if you get itchy there and can’t reach! :D
>I remember that! You've told me this story before, it's very cute. How long did you take care of her?
aw how sweet that you remembered! <3
it was a couple summers ago, she basically lived in our tree all summer :p and then i think she moved to a new tree or something and only visited a few more times in the following few days after that. i hope she’s doing good, i wonder if she has little babies now and will introduce us to them someday :’3 lol, i’m being so sappy but it was so adorable. she would literally stand on her hind legs in front of our front door, which was glass, and just stare inside waiting for us to come out and feed her some peanuts XD i remember feeling her small hands grab the peanut out of my hand ahh cutest thing ever. i love to believe animals aren’t scared of me, it seems like they’re all drawn to me in a very Snow White sorta way. i’ve always been a softie when it comes to animals :p

Is kitty free yet? >_<

>>941905540
*poke*

Jesus CHRIST
My mom came over
Unannounced
As moms do
> "THIS PLACE REEKS OF SEX AND ALCOHOL, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN HERE?!"
> "Getting drunk and having sex..."
> I usually never talk back to her so that one really took her by surprise XD
Anyway she opened some windows and froze us to death. Then summoned us for family dinner and allkindsofstuff so that's why I was awayfortheday lol.

>>941905962
>”Getting drunk and having sex..."
:O Lux your poor mom’s gonna go into shock! insane how you were a little angel, nervously anticipating a tiny bit of anal for your first time just a couple months ago XD
in all seriousness, it’s adorable. and honestly, i imagine your family is loving seeing you so happy. :)

>>941905475
>you’re okay with me imagining that? (〃ω〃)
I am! :D
There's no copyrights on one's visage inside your imagination... yet :p
>but maybe i should actually take it more seriously. i guess that’s what hobbies are supposed to be
And you know well I encourage you to pick up something to enjoy as a hobby :>
>i love a challenge like that
:O Ambitious kitty! I love seeing you like that!
Go get it tiger>:3 (whatever 'it' is)
>could you be one of my groupies that wants me to sign somewhere weird on your body? XD
Hmmm... how weird are we talking?
>or i could use your back if you get itchy there and can’t reach! :D
That's certainly an option. But I would be a bad owner if I didn't get you one >.<
>then i think she moved to a new tree or something and only visited a few more times in the following few days after that
:((
>it seems like they’re all drawn to me in a very Snow White sorta way.
They recognize your inner kindness:3
>i’ve always been a softie when it comes to animals :p
Me too! :D At least some of them

>>941905811
I didn't update before posting :p
>*pet pet pet pet pet pet*

>>941905962
Niiice xd
How was the hangover dinner?

>>941906138
>And you know well I encourage you to pick up something to enjoy as a hobby :>
>Ambitious kitty! I love seeing you like that!
:’3
i really don’t know what to say. thank you so much. i really do love you <3 it’s so crazy to me that you’re willing to put all of this emotional energy into me, despite the fact i’m such a… sigh… you told me to stop self deprecating so fine i’ll stop. never mind ;p
>Go get it tiger>:3
ROARRRR!!!
okay, i will (^ω^)
>Hmmm... how weird are we talking?
oh just like your foreskin i mean dickhead i mean forehead.
ahem… may i sign your cock and ass?
>That's certainly an option. But I would be a bad owner if I didn't get you one >.<
bad owner? no. stop saying crazy things!
your skin is more… natural for me to scratch anyway. ;p
>They recognize your inner kindness:3
thank you so much, that means more than you understand. i don’t want to get too into it but… like i mentioned with the green goo thing, if you remember… i worry i’m not a pleasant person to be around. especially with my outbursts, tantrums, unpredictability… and i hate that. i just want to be a calm, sweet oasis that someone (you <3) feels safe around. i sometimes worry that i inherited a metaphorical demon that, even if i try my best to be a good person, i can’t shake. holy shit weird ramble, i’m sorry. but yes, i love believing that i give off a safe and welcoming energy. because i really am i promise..

>>941906138
>Me too! :D
aw yay! ∩^ω^∩
>>941906175
purrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrr
more more more

>>941906116
>>941906663
Hehe we were both sitting at the table half-dead and my younger sis just looked at us and whispered to me (in Luxembourgish): "Are you that good that you can exhaust him like that?" and then started giggling. I said "Had some help from a bottle of whiskey". She then giggled even harder saying "Oooooh you stuck a bottle of whiskey up his ---" *gets smacked by her twin brother* "I AM TRYING TO EAT YOU SAVAGE BARBARIAN!!!"

>>941906735
>you told me to stop self deprecating so fine i’ll stop
Good kitty :3
>okay, i will (^ω^)
Yay :D
>oh just like your foreskin i mean dickhead i mean forehead.
Huh? :o
>ahem… may i sign your cock and ass?
Both? At the same time? Aren't you too greedy, my young up and coming music star?
>your skin is more… natural for me to scratch anyway. ;p
You know what's natural to scratch? Your ears! (Or the place right behind them whatever it's called)
>*scratch scratch scratch*
>i sometimes worry that i inherited a metaphorical demon that, even if i try my best to be a good person, i can’t shake.
Awww. Don't worry about that. There seems to be nothing demonic about you. Your golden retriever side prevails.
>>941907181
So you have officially become the family pervert?

>>941907379
> So you have officially become the family pervert?
Yep. But I will laugh when the others fall as well >:)

>>941907379
>Good kitty :3
YOUR good kitty.
>Huh? :o
0:3
(that’s supposed to be a halo above my head. not sure if it’s obvious hehe)
>Both? At the same time? Aren't you too greedy, my young up and coming music star?
whaaat? how am i greedy when you’re the one begging me to sign your cock and ass at the same time? ;p
fiiiine. i will!
>You know what's natural to scratch? Your ears! (Or the place right behind them whatever it's called)
i subconsciously started scratching behind my own ears as i read that and i started going faster and really enjoyed it before i caught myself O_O
>Awww. Don't worry about that. There seems to be nothing demonic about you. Your golden retriever side prevails.
ahh thank you so so so much. i love being part golden retriever <3

>>941907838
>not sure if it’s obvious hehe
Well my first thought was a scoreline but I did figure it out before reading the line in parentheses :P
>fiiiine. i will!
Why, thank you, o merciful one :D
>i subconsciously started scratching behind my own ears as i read that and i started going faster and really enjoyed it before i caught myself O_O
At least you're not using your legs to do this... :D
Or are you? o_O

>>941908547
>Well my first thought was a scoreline but I did figure it out before reading the line in parentheses :P
dang it, i thought the same hehe
>Why, thank you, o merciful one :D
why, of course my love (*´꒳`*)
>At least you're not using your legs to do this... :D
…
>Or are you? o_O
would you be mad if i said yes… ∩^ω^∩

>>941908675
I would be madly impressed because it seems very hard to pull off :O
Are you really that flexible? I remember you said you can kick very high up and are generally quite agile but still.

I'm very flexible, I can put my foot in Ruadhán's mouth :3 Though he's fast asleep right now and doing so will likely result in my ass getting pounded to destruction and I can't afford to walk like a penguin tomorrow. Good night homos <3

>>941908861
I'm sure a waiter waddling like a penguin would be quite a sight to behold. Well, you do you!
Goodnight Lux!

>>941908810
hehe i just tried and, it’s a bit awkward, but yes XD
you try!

>>941908861
sweet dreams Lux! :3
i hope you have a lovely day tomorrow! can’t wait to hear about how you ended up walking like a penguin all day :p

>>941909000
>i just tried and, it’s a bit awkward, but yes XD
:OO bravo!
>you try!
Just did, no chance I pull this off :P Not without helping myself with my arms at least but that's cheating :/
Nice trips though!

>>941909114
thank you! :p
what are you wearing right now?
i’m in my snuggie, baggy pajama pants, boxers and socks :3

>>941909234
>what are you wearing right now?
You tell me, psychic kitty >:3

>>941909324
hmm…
white t-shirt and boxers? >.<“

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>941908909
>>941909031
Lol I read these just and chuckled a bit, he suddenly jolts awake, sees I'm looking at him while laughing and being on my phone, grabs me by the throat and says "alright ya lil' brat what are ya planning to do to me in me sleep?"
> "Not gonna tell you unless you choke me harder"
> mf gets on top of me and gets a really good grip
> Stick my tongue out
> Want to tap out soon but my brain, deprived of oxygen, makes me say "You wouldn't dare... Choke... Me... Out... Bi--".
> I really couldn't even say bitch anymore.
> Couldn't even tell if I was tensing up or going limb. It was all over the place.
> Was about to tap out for real but then realised I couldn't move my hand anymore.
> Oh shit is he gonna do it?
> Okay this is legit freaky holy shit
> Suddenly his grip loosens completely
> Kisses me full on the mouth and breathes out
> Well now I know what it's like to get CPR
> Breathe intensely through my nose as I try to keep up with the kiss
> He reaches down
> "Babe... Did me nearly killing you really make you rock hard?!"
> Realise just then I got a MASSIVE boner
> "If ya tell me what you are up to, I'll suck yer boner until it's gone"
> Show him the posts
> He laughs and starts sucking
> He's still sucking now
He's such a good boy but holy shit... Remind me to never get into a fight with him @_@

>>941909793
:O Nice luck! But you are only partially correct. It's an old green T-shirt and boxers :p

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>941909887
aw man! i saw it so clearly >:(
gahh my captchas are taking forever to load now too :/

>>941909886
Awww... look at you. Getting turned on by domestic violence. Ain't that the best cement to a relationship besides pregnancy.
>Remind me to never get into a fight with him @_@
Isn't the size difference good enough of a reminder? o_O

>>941909926
Same with mine :/
I gotta wait 10+ minutes to post anything :p
Maybe it's a sign. Time to go to sleep. Goodnight kitty cat! Sleep well! Stay cozy out there in your snuggie >.< See you tomorrow! <3

>>941910030
how dare they make it hard to talk to you. grrr.
sweet dreams my love. i’ll be here tomorrow :*
DAMN YOU CAPTCHA!

>>941904082
goodnight wholesome troll. that’s actually kinda cute. :p
you’re welcome to join us if you swear off trolling :D
>>941909886
goodnight lucky Luxie!
>>941910030
goodnight Owner :*
>>941897306
goodnight Curly! :3

goodnight bread.
goodnight world!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>941910030
*nuzzles into your neck*
i love you so very much my owner

Happy /spooky Halloween guys
Or Samain, your choice m^^m

>>941913487
Boo!

>>941913487
THE CULMINATION OF COCKTOBER

Hello everyone

>>941921031
Hellomo

>>941912097
Kitty kitty!
Did you sleep well?
>>941921553
Sup Lux, how's your Friday?

>>941922610
Apparently not a lot of people are coming for lunch today so I'm just mentally eating Ruadhán's ass lmao. I actually prefer to work rather than doing nothing xD MAN He's gonna GET IT when I'm going home. He only works half the day so he'll be home earlier.

Good morning lovelies.

>>941913487
thank you so much :3 you as well! i forgot that was today! :O
>>941921031
hi hi!
>>941921553
heyyy! :3 good morning!
>>941922610
owner owner ∩^ω^∩
good morning!
i slept pretty good, how about you? how was your day?
happy Caturday Eve!

>>941923396
good morning Curly! how are you doing?

>>941924475
I’m good just at work right now.
Also happy halloween!!
Need vampires twink

> vampires twinks
Pls yes :3

>>941925226
Definitely wouldn’t mind getting bitten by a cute vampire guy.

>>941925700
Interesting thought.. then what would you want?

>>941925919
I would want to smother him with copious amounts of sex.

whats good homos? Having a pleasant halloween

>>941928119
i keep forgetting that’s even today, it just feels like another work day @.@ tonight may be fun though. my family has a lot of our neighbors over to hang out in the driveway and greet trick or treaters. too bad i’m an anti-social kitty. i’ll eat candy alone (〃ω〃)

>>941928290
sounds fun I am goign to turn the lights off and hide, I feel bad but I dont like seeing others ever.

>>941928290
In your pusheen onesie? :D

I've crossdressed once before, as superwoman for halloween, and I hated it, too bad it didnt assuage my fears that I might be a gay. Maybe one day I will lure a cute elf twink into my lair and learn

>>941928119
Lol come on man.

>>941929430
twas a joke

>>941924459
>Caturday Eve!
Now that's a true holiday! :D

I slept well but I'm having a busy day overall, running errands for my family... everyone else apparently.
Anyway, how's your Halloween? Did you put cat ears on (your car or yourself ;)?
Is your cat costume ready?
And most importantly, did you eat some candy today?

>this entire thread
Hey LOOK!! A bunch of fruitcups!

>>941929553
Yeah you’re fine.
Just don’t do it again or I’ll bite ya.

>>941930129
I am the real Curly and I like biting indians, yummy yummy

>>941930754
I wish tbh, I am not so appealing

>>941930840
This one was an accident

>>941930840
Lol it’s fine goober.
I’m not that attractive either
Though I would be if I dropped some weightz

Oh, the seething jeet wannabe troll is back. Neat.

>>941928290
You need to put your cat costume on!!

>>941922835
Oh, you're paid to fantasize about eating ass and you're still complaining?

>>941929692
>I slept well but I'm having a busy day overall, running errands for my family...
i wish i could join you. shopping around with you sounds like a lot of fun. and you could show me around your local supermarket, i bet it’s so different from ours :o
i get butterflies when i think about stuff like that. it’d be so wholesome getting to hold your hand, feeling you gently tug me back toward you whenever i start to wander off :’3
>Anyway, how's your Halloween? Did you put cat ears on (your car or yourself ;)?
don’t make meee… eeek >.< my family will never let me live that down. ESPECIALLY my neighbors. :’O
>Is your cat costume ready?
maybe i’ll wear it to bed… :p it is cozy and cute hehe. it’s a onesie and i think it’s actually made for pajamas :o
>And most importantly, did you eat some candy today?
no, but i did have some chicken and broccoli! does that make you proud at least (〃ω〃) i’m trying to take better care of my body like you said
>>941928638
i’m the same! i do feel bad too. i don’t hate people. i’m just so, so shy and never know how to converse naturally, especially verbally, without being awkward or going off on tangents no one cares about. also i just know some neighbors didn’t get the memo about my recent breakup and i don’t want to have to answer any questions lol @.@ that’s probably the worst thing. knowing all of the questions and conversations that’ll be there that i just don’tttt wanna have to engage in. but i hate being so shut in. actually i don’t. maybe i do. i dunno :p introvert kitty

>>941928896
i forgot i had shared that already and had a heart attack because i don’t remember specifying it being pusheen :’O
Lux, get out of my closet!
teehee. too lazy to think of a joke of that but you already get it.

>>941931341
and I'm here to stay, so get ready for all of my no stop coping and complaining. I still think you think I am the other guy, but you have pretty much surmised my existence. Not a jeet tho, don't even really hate them, wouldn't mind if they all fucked off back to india tho, at least the vast majority of them. I am only really here because I am getting to shit in cs2, so I cant effectively trash talk people when I am consistently bottom fragging.
>>941931053 drop the weight then, then become a 4chan femboy.

>>941931831
Nah not built to be a femboy.
Just want to date them and make them a hot mess.

>>941931637
Haha yes you did specifically mention it, also how you liked pusheen a lot ^-^ You gayboy! Mannnn. I ATE when I came home hehehe

>>941932949
i definitely share too much on here hehe…
fun fact i just learned that’s maybe Ruadhán would find interesting. apparently pusheen comes from the Irish word puisín meaning kitten?

>>941931552
>and you could show me around your local supermarket
I don't think that would be a very interesting trip :p
>i bet it’s so different from ours :o
I never visited an american supermarket, but I guess those are very similar to one another regardless of the country
>it’d be so wholesome getting to hold your hand, feeling you gently tug me back toward you whenever i start to wander off :’3
I thought you would jump into my shopping cart :3
>maybe i’ll wear it to bed… :p
Go for it! It's customary to wear a costume today. For you at least.
>it is cozy and cute hehe
I bet it is >.<
>no, but i did have some chicken and broccoli!
Sounds like nice and healthy meal!
Broccoli is pretty tasty with garlic sauce...
>does that make you proud at least (〃ω〃)
It does indeed! You've earned some extra cuddles today.
>i’m trying to take better care of my body like you said
I'm very happy to read that :o Keep it up kitty cat :D
>knowing all of the questions and conversations that’ll be there that i just don’tttt wanna have to engage in. but i hate being so shut in. actually i don’t. maybe i do. i dunno :p
Maybe you can just drop in for a while to say hi and then excuse yourself , say you don't feel too well, and return to your kitty cave? Your family would be happy to see you out there for a minute at least... I guess. I don't know. You do you.
>introvert kitty
>_<
>*pet pet pet pet pet pet*
>>941931637
>Lux, get out of my closet!
:OO
Lux, how did you find yourself in kitty's closet you unpredictable brat?!

Ok, as we established I am a sad fat loser, so naturally I bought chineese takeaway, enough for 2, and for teh first time ever I got fortune cookies, so here are my fortunes for anyone interested. 1 - "you will move to a wonderful new home within a year" this one si possible I have been looking to buy something for years now, but I am poor so choices are limited, maybe if I fall in with my family again they can help I dont know, I dont really want to see tham again ever. Fortune 2- "soon you will be sitting on top of the world" I am way to fat for extreme mountianeering (I cant speel sorry) doubt I will rebuild the british empire, dont really want to tbh. So who knows maybe 2026 is the year I die or something I dunno. either is good tbh.

>>941935006
You can still turn your life around CT you just need to give yourself a reason to improve.

>>941933203
Haha he says that's correct!
>>941933873
My teleportation skills need fine tuning. I wanted to abduct kitty and take him to Czechia, but it seems he's been out of this closet for a decade now!

Also I NEED some Halloween roleplay ideas for tonight!
> Jack-off-lantern
> Cum-sucking vampire
> Something with "ectoplasm"?
I need to make this boy nut his balls off.

>>941935006
Since there is no objective up or down from the perspective of the earth relative to the universe, as long as you sit with your bum on the ground, you're sitting on top of the world!

>>941935573
do an exorcist themed thing, just make it weird

>>941935573
>> Jack-off-lantern
Kek. This one sounds the funniest.
Please don't tell me it involves pumpkin... in a way I do think it does...

>>941935823
Oooh I'm coming up with some ideas now, thanks :3 A sexorcist...
>>941936169
I do not have any pumpkins in my home xD

>>941936914
Should've made a Samhain - themed roleplay, now it's probably too late :p

>>941937149
Maybe for next year, I don't wanna test my house's fireproofing xDDDD and I don't have any other regalia except for my body x)

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>>941933873
>I don't think that would be a very interesting trip :p
but i wanna gooooo with youuuuu (*´ω｀*)
>I thought you would jump into my shopping cart :3
that too!
aaand hold hands at the same time?
>Sounds like nice and healthy meal! Broccoli is pretty tasty with garlic sauce...
yes it is! this one had more of a basil parmesan sauce. i barely tasted it though unfortunately, was sorta just plain chicken and broccoli with chili flakes.
>You've earned some extra cuddles today
:’333 thank youuu
that’s the best reward ever!
well, one of them (〃ω〃)
>I'm very happy to read that :o Keep it up kitty cat :D
really? :o i really want to make you happy. i will do my best to keep you proud!
>*pet pet pet pet pet pet*
OwO purrrrrrrrr
purrrrrr purr purrrr
thank you owner thank you thank you!
i know humans don’t purr… but… if they did… what would make you purr?

i think Halloween is having its effect on me…
full kitty mode… only want…
nap
lap
pat
as a cat
stat

im still working on the toaster oven you demanding bitch, no priority system in place.

uh you guys see it too right

>>941937566
Checked :o
>but i wanna gooooo with youuuuu (*´ω｀*)
Hmmm... OKAY :3
>that too!
>aaand hold hands at the same time?
I can! But then... how would you wander off... in a cart?
>i will do my best to keep you proud!
If that's gonna motivate you to get as healthy as possible then I'm all for it :D
>*cuddle cuddle cuddle*
Keep me updated :3
>i know humans don’t purr… but… if they did… what would make you purr?
If you remember my answer to how I would like to cuddle the most... that one

>>941938592
Spooooky Halloween cat? :o

>>941938775
Huh?

>>941938816
See what?

>>941939300
>Checked :o
you too!
>Hmmm... OKAY :3
･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+
SHOPPING DATE
>I can! But then... how would you wander off... in a cart?
when you let go of the cart i’ll grab onto the shelves and push (pull?) myself around the store :3
hehe… maybe Lux’s brattiness is rubbing off on me. i wonder if you could survive a week of being my owner ;p
don’t worry… i wouldn’t want to go back to the shelter without you… oh god no… so if anything, i’d be the sweetest angel ever.
>If that's gonna motivate you to get as healthy as possible then I'm all for it :D
:’3 gahh why are you so sweet to meee…
>If you remember my answer to how I would like to cuddle the most... that one
oh no! but we discussed so many… which one is THE one… no no no i have to remember i don’t wanna be a bad kitten :’OOO
i remember you had mentioned wanting to open the windows to allow cold air in as we lay under the blankets, exchanging our body warmth (〃ω〃) is that it? or maybe me laying on your chest as you rub my back and pet my hair? or vice versa? or maybe you as a big spoon? or us pressing our faces against each other and staring into each other’s soul? OwO or me attacking you with licks? or you pinning me to the floor? or-

>>941939335
meow ∩^ω^∩
>>941939602
the site is Halloween color schemed :o

I wish for a gun and a bullet

> Lie down with my head in his lap
> After a few minutes start to slowly twist and turn
> Initially make it look like I'm just trying to get comfy
> Start twisting a bit more erratically
> He: "You alright down there?"
> Start shaking
> "Did you develop Parkinson's now?"
> Start convulsing
> "Aye Henri are ya genuinely having a fit or...?"
> "Ruru... I need... a... sexorcist! Help me! I am... being possessed! You need to... Fuck this demon... out of my body!"
> His semi-concerned face now turns into a smirk
> Quickly undresses me and himself
> Pushes me back on the couch
> Forces his dick down my throat
> Proceeds to skullfuck me
> Mf thinks my tiny mouth can just take dick like that
> Well it actually can but still, holy fuck he's not building up he's going from 0-100 real fast
> I get some room to breathe and scream and cry in panic "IT'S NOT WORKING!!! I NEED YOU TO FUCK ME!!! AS HARD AS YOU CAN!!! RURU SAVE ME, THE DEMON IS WINNING!!! IF YOU LOVE ME AND WANT TO SAVE ME YOU HAVE TO FUCK ME AS HARD AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!!"
> What am I inflicting upon myself? Seriously whenever I bottom I become the most self-sabotaging prick in existence
> He quickly lathers his dick with lube
> And with a very calm and eerie voice he whispers in my ear "Remember Henri... No takesies backsies... you asked for this. Only use the safeword in an absolute case of emergency now."
> He puts a two big pillows under my back so my hips and ass are really pointed up under an angle (I'd say 30 degrees)
> He slides his dick in and rests his full body weight onto our crotches
> OH GOD OH SHIT OH FUCK JESUS CHRIST HE HAS NEVER BEEN THIS DEEP WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKKK
> Grabs me by the throat
> He goes up
> Smacks down real hard
> Balls collide
> RIPHENRI2002-2025

>>941941512
> He keeps making these long and slow strokes
> Keeps going faster after every stroke
> Get pounded like a drill
> Somehow it doesn't hurt, feels beyond amazing
> "RURU, IT'S -- AHHHHHHH -- IT'S WORKING!!! NGHHHHHH IT'S LEAVING MY BODY!!!"
> Cum up to my chin
> Expect him to cum too
> MF KEEPS GOING
> I know that face he's making, he is actively doing everything he can not to cum
> Okay bitch, two can play that game
> Clench really hard all of a sudden, putting all my muscles into contraction
> He groans and shoots a load in me like mamamia O_O
> He drops himself onto me after having pulled the pillows from underneath me
> Smothered.jpeg
> Both heavy breathing
> "Babe even though I want this moment to last forever you're probably leaking cum on my couch now and I *really* need to shower"
> He gets off and like a gentleman, he carries me to the shower bridal style (he BETTER carry me bridal style on our wedding or I will file for annulment)
Man, he has promised that he will also come up with something spooky tonight. Wondering what he will come up with :O BUT IT BETTER INVOLVES HIM BEING THE BOTTOM BECAUSE MY ASS IS PROBABLY OUT OF USE FOR THE ENTIRE WEEKEND Q_Q

>>941940683
>meow ∩^ω^∩
Kitty!
>:’3 gahh why are you so sweet to meee…
Because you are my kitty!
>i wonder if you could survive a week of being my owner ;p
Is that a challenge? ;p
>i wouldn’t want to go back to the shelter without you
Only the worst owners give away their pets to animal shelters I would never do that >.<
>i remember you had mentioned wanting to open the windows to allow cold air in as we lay under the blankets, exchanging our body warmth (〃ω〃) is that it?
I think this one is my fav but all others would work oo actually... The idea of you "attacking" me with licks is especially cute :3

>>941941520
Maybe he is going to make something Samhain-themed at least? :D
For example he will roleplay a firefighter saving a hopeless twink who almost burnt his flat down while making Samhain roleplay in his house?

>>941942596
I would do anything for love!
But I won't do that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc

>>941943098
You won't... roleplay being rescued by a firefighter?

>>941943361
I won't let him burn down my flat XD

>>941943635
I don't think he would have to take roleplay that far to get you immersed :P

>>941941673
>Because you are my kitty!
OwO
may you say that again please?
>Is that a challenge? ;p
stop making me blush ahh (≧∀≦)
>Only the worst owners give away their pets to animal shelters I would never do that >.<
you have such a big heart <3 i love that about you. but i would feel too guilty being a brat then… knowing you’d tolerate absolutely anything for me :’( aww i’ll be a good kitty for my good owner then i promise!
>I think this one is my fav but all others would work oo actually... The idea of you "attacking" me with licks is especially cute :3
hehehe ahh i’m so giddy imagining that!
is your face off limits? i really like getting myself ultra excited and licking everywhere like a loving golden retriever kitty hybrid ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+
i have a clean mouth! and tongue :3

How’s it goin homos

>>941943794
Good I suppose just feeling a bit lonesome at the moment.

Too quiet Halloween.. It's depressing :(

>>941943754
>may you say that again please?
Uhhm... you are my kitty!
>stop making me blush ahh
No! ;3
>aww i’ll be a good kitty for my good owner then i promise!
Yay :D But I already knew you are a well-behaved kitty ;>
>is your face off limits?
Hmmm... I guess? Maybe just leave my eyes be, I like seeing stuff
>i have a clean mouth! and tongue :3
That's surely an asset not every golden retriever can brag about :o

>>941941520
So wait isthis a fiction or a real thing youdid? If so or either way, glad you liked my idea
>>941943794
Still don't know if I am, maybe never will, but otherwise i am good. How are you biggish dickuss?
>>941944046
When I feel lonely I mersemyself in anime, manga or gaming or lightnovels or prettyjuch anything, one time j lost thousands 5hrowing money at crypto, basically you need to use escapism and vices to pass time quickly, for example I don't mknow how over a decade has passed me by, because either am hardly ever truly conscious.
>>941944122
Get a friend and play osrs with em

>>941943794
Hello Sparta fan guy. Let me guess... you dressed up for Hallowenn as... an alien! :O
>>941944046
It's 3 pm now in Cali isn't it? Are you free yet or still at work?
>>941944122
You've got those succulent tasty dubs at least ;p

>>941944312
It is, my fiancé and I are real people and we often take a lot of inspiration on what to do from these threads :3

I don't have friends alas ^^''

>>941944273
>Uhhm... you are my kitty!
purrrrrrrrrrr
thank you thank you thank you (〃ω〃)
>Hmmm... I guess? Maybe just leave my eyes be, I like seeing stuff
don’t worry, i won’t lick your eyes! but i wanna lick your lips and cheeks really really really bad (*´ω｀*)” and all the way up from your chin to your forehead hehehe… mmm mine mine mine i love you so much hehehehe
purrrrr please let me lick your face please please please purrrrr *nudges my face into yours*
>That's surely an asset not every golden retriever can brag about :o
mmhm (*´꒳`*)

>>941944377
Yeah I am free just not really sure what to do right now I suppose.
Sorta just smoking weed and listening to music.
Need to get some better hobbies.

-.-

>>941944517
me neither! aside from this thread. but i like it that way, i’m super introverted.
bro is at a friend’s halloween party
sister is at her boyfriend’s house
parents are outside with all of their neighborhood friends
and i’m in bed all comfy and cozy, listening to music and chatting with you guys. i win :p

>>941944312
I actually lucked out on the whole crypto thing made a chunk from the while COVID lockdown from investing early into BTC and DOGE but pulled out recently since the Tarifs.

>>941899345
SNIFFSNIFFSSSSSSSSNNNNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF

>>941944517
Same kinda, I have a few peopl3 j trustreal good, but I hate socialising, j hate drinking and stuff I just game, or do dumb shut, bought a cs2 knife in the panic sell that just happened and its up by 10 bucks so that'll be me for the next steam sale.
Having friends isn't easy.
>>941944684
I'm the same except I don't touchdowns but no real hobbies either, at least none productive, trying to teach myself tk code before jy brain declines to much and I become a normal. Dunno what tk try and make tho
>>941944759
I think like this too sometimes, but other times it's crippling, like visiting my brother withhjs family it's great visiting my sister and her cats is also nice, yeah she's a leftoid cat lady but she doesn't get to stop my racist jokes.
But yeah i feel you there I hate interacting with poepl3 because ether ask questions, and like why do you care, it feels like an jnte4ogatikn hut at the same time superficial conversations are pointless, so isettle for one side rants or solituide
>>941944767
I lost on one shot con, that j thought was going to dk well, and tbn j blame the not craze for that particular crash, my btc is doubled and my etn has too, but it didn't cover the loss. Glad you got out well though. Are you savvy money man? A jew perhaps?

>>941944660
>purrrrr please let me lick your face please please please purrrrr *nudges my face into yours*
Yaay that sounds very cozy... to have a fluffy kitty lick my face :D
>>941944684
>>941944759
What are you guys listening to? :o

>>941945884
>Yaay that sounds very cozy... to have a fluffy kitty lick my face :D
i’m so glad you think so because that’s how i show my love (*´꒳`*)
>What are you guys listening to? :o
Jerk by Oliver Tree
how about you? are you listening to anything? or do you want to show me something you like :p

>>941946057
Not listening to anything in particular at the moment. I've been playing Darkest Dungeon for the last 2 hours but I think I've had enough for now. Probably gonna read something for an hour or so and then go to sleep. Gotta wake up early on tomorrow (early for Caturday standards at least).

>>941946604
what are you reading tonight ∩^ω^∩

>>941946604
may i hide in your shirt? there’s so much commotion outside and i feel lonely :((

>>941946881
Yes, please! You are always welcome to hide in my shirt :D My cute kitty cat
>>941946819
I'm not sure actually... Knowing that my time is so limited and having that in the back of my mind is actually somehwat distracting for me :p Guess Im not gonna read anything. Plus it would be hard to read and post here at the same time anyway :D

>>941947265
>Yes, please! You are always welcome to hide in my shirt :D
yaaay! ∩^ω^∩ ahh i feel so amazing just picturing that thought! OwO purrrrrrrr
i bet it’s nice and warm in there…
>My cute kitty cat
cute? mmph (〃ω〃)
don’t make me tickle you by licking your belly.

>>941947456
So you don't feel as sad and lonely anymore? :3

Why did *I* end up being the one getting hurt again...

>>941947782
never when i think of you <3 thank you

>>941947828
:O
are you okay Lux?

>>941947828
Why do you keep being mean to me?

>>941947828
I don't know but my random guess is because you asked for it :p What happened?
>>941947857
:3
Actually, maybe you should read something? I assume you don't have to wake up early tomorrow?

>>941948204
kitty too sleepy for words that aren’t owner’s (-_-)zzz

>>941948204
what do you have to be up early for :o
no no no Caturday is a national holiday…
wait…
INTERnational holiday.

>>941948236
Sleepy kitty >_< I should hug and kiss you goodnight so that you can have a cozy catnap :3

>>941947924
Yeah I'm fine, at least no permanent damage.
>>941948204
Nope purely accidental this time.

I was sitting in Ruadhán's lap gleefully awaiting his roleplay, watching TV. Some halloween themed stuff came on and suddenly he sighed saying "I wish I were a vampire... But in Irish folklore, it's said that one can only become a vampire if they're bitten by a handsome one."
> Me: "You're shitting me...?"
> He: "Well, if only there were a cute vampiric boy in me lap willing to give it a try..."
> I turn around and see that he's pulling down his shirt and turning his head to one side
> That delicious neck
> Lick it slowly
> Lick it again but with my lips covering it
> Suck and make a hickey
> Bite down on it
> "Ohhh fuck babe jack me off while doing this"
> I happily do so
> Also bite him all over his shoulders
> Doesn't take a long time for him to cum
> Catch the cum with my mouth, don't wanna shower yet
> Drag him to the bedroom
> He: "Hmmm, that didn't seem to work... I don't feel like a vampire yet... But you see, in Luxembourgian folklore I read that one has to be fucked really gently whilst being bitten..."
> Fucking chuckle... as if we have any folklore that's not straight up copied from Germany or France lmao
> Let him lie flat on his belly
> Slowfuck him in prone bone position as I nibble, bite and hickey all over his neck, shoulders, back and sides
> His moaning is intense, really seems to like it
> I NEED to see his face and I NEED to bite his tummy
> Get my dick out
> Grab him by the shoulders
> Try to roll over and make him roll over as well
> He didn't get the memo and keeps lying still
> My hands slip off of his shoulders
> Can't stop my roll anymore
> Completely miscalculated how much bedspace there was still on my left hand side
> Roll off the bed and bang the back of my head into the nightstand
> Literally hurt so much that I fukken cried
> Half an hour of kissies later we resumed and I fully turned him into a vampire as I came in his ass <3

>>941948478
:o
unique check! not the post number but the time :p
>I should hug and kiss you goodnight so that you can have a cozy catnap :3
yes you absolutely should!!! ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+
mmm i love your hugs and kisses!!!

>>941948465
The International Caturday festival :O
But besides that, on Nov 1 is All Saints Day, and while we dont do much churchgoing these days, there is still a tradition of visiting your relatives' graves. All the great grandfathers and grandmothers and uncles and aunt's cousins and so on. It's important to pay a visit and light a candle next to their gravestone, put some flowers on it etc. If you don't there will be a family drama about it :P I've got quite a few graves to visit and I will be meeting with my family throughout the day too so... it's likely gonna consume much of my day tomorrow.

>>941948931
aww that’s a very very sweet tradition <3
i hope it all goes well and there’s no drama or anything. if there is, i’ll be here to be your support kitty ∩^ω^∩
but otherwise, don’t worry about posting on here tomorrow. i want to make sure you spend time with your family! <3

>>941948539
Ouch! I hope you're feeling fine now? Or does it still hurt? Always gotta watch out with back of the head area, it's illegal to hit people there in fighting sports for a reason, it's a rather sensitive place.
The gods of Luxembourgian folklore have warned you for laughing at them!

>>941948539
:’O
nooo :( i hope you’re alr-
>Half an hour of kissies later we resumed and I fully turned him into a vampire as I came in his ass <3
nothing stops you!!!
but seriously, does your head feel okay? poor thing. i’m glad you got proper kissies.

>>941948695
>*huggggg*
>*kisssss*
I hope the quality of your future catnap and overall coziness has increased significantly now! :3
>>941949071
Yeah I actually somewhat like it, all the streets are clogged with cars so I just stroll from one graveyard to another in autumn weather.
And the dead family memebers actually don't cause as much problems as the living ones, so there's that at least :p
It's a very different kind of holiday han Halloween though, it's not really festive and there's no parties. Some larger family dinners at best.

Alrighty guys, I'm gonna go to sleep now. Cya tomorrow, though I won't be very active I'm afraid :p
>>941949313
Goodnight kitty
>>941948539
Goodnight Lux

Goodnight thread, whoever else is still up and reading this :p

>>941949395
>I hope the quality of your future catnap and overall coziness has increased significantly now! :3
it absolutely has! thank you thank you! (*´꒳`*)
and that sounds very peaceful, the way you described it. especially in the autumn time! i hope you enjoy <3
>>941949501
sweet dreams! i hope you dream of endless kitty licks >:3
and if it’s a nightmare… it’s on your eyeballs :O

>>941949195
>>941949313
Still hurts like a moffafokka but I'll be alright. I'm yet again being taken care of by the best nurse of the Isle!

>>941949501
Goodnight homosexual kittyfucker UwU

>>941949627
Oh, before I go, I actually had a nightmare tonight :o I dreamt of some weird white bugs (which didn't really look like bugs, rather like some alien liveform but whatever) which infested a room in my house and I couldn't get rid of them no matter how many I killed, and just when I was thinking about burning the whole house down I woke up lol.
Silly nightmare.
Okay, but I'm really going now. Nighty night.

spooky bump

Meow

>>941952205
whats so bad about you meowing wolfie?

>>941949806
goodnight Lux! i hope you sleep well. maybe lay on Ruadhán’s chest as his heartbeat lulls you to sleep. when i do that with owner… it cures anything :3
>>941949893
:’OOO
ohhhkayyyy… i’m not good with bugs (aliens?) but that breaks my heart thinking about my owner all scared! i’d do whatever i could to protect you from them. even if it just means roaring at them to go away!
hehe… i may not be a threatening kitten. no… i prefer being a good little boy for my owner. but… since kittens have a reputation against bugs and rats, i naturally repel them. you’re welcome ∩^ω^∩

nighty night bread. don’t get eaten by ghosts!
(everyone else keep the conversation going, we love seeing new people :O KEEP IT ALIVEEE)

Oh, it's Ruadhan and not Radahn, so you guys are not talking about Elden Ring, eh?

>>941952264
Dunno, people don't like me much and i tend to be alone always so that's probably why, but i'm actually not a bad wolf at all... except if you hate fur in your bed and hugs by 104°F ¯w¯

>>941953325
You figured it out like a champ

>>941953365
can I pet you, big and not actually bad wolf?

>>941953325
Yes :)
So to update ya on the lore: I'm Henri, 23, from Luxembourg. My fiancé, Ruadhán, 24, is from Northern Ireland (though Republican Irish, not Loyalist British). He moved in with me on the 24th of September, which is the day I proposed to him. I'm the shortie (160/5'3) and he's a fucking tower (195/6'5). We're still sometimes trying to navigate how to fuck with our height differences but we're getting the hang of it. We're both extremely mischievous and try to actively get "the worst" and the best out of each other. Though despite our playful natures, we stayed virgins out of fear to toy around with strangers until we had dated for over half a year. That's when we finally decided to do it. And no, simply because I'm the shortie doesn't mean I'm the bottom! We keep it 50/50 in his household. Same goes for dominance. One time he just overpowers me as he pleases and the other time he's the big bitch for the bad brat.

I'm truly head over heels and everything has been going great so far... I just hope that nothing will take all of this away. But I really gotta stop myself from typing here. I have a tendency to doomspiral on hypotheticals. I'm working on myself not to do that. I just trust the process and hope it will all stay alright ^-^ Now I will sleep.

This thread is gay.