Thread 941891807

So when we lose our ability to form memories and then we die, we suddenly get that ability back in spirit form? Cope and seethe niggers we are just machines.

>>941891807 (OP)
I just think it's fucking hilarious that that homo got fucking RECT in front of a camera.
The world is a better place.

>>941891807 (OP)
Lol you are dirt after you die

>>941891807 (OP)
ever since 2009 (I died on an operating table from propofol, 30 days before Michael Jackson died from propofol) I had been explaining to everybody "I'VE BEEN TECHNICALLY DEAD FIVE TIMES"

And it was 100% true. I had died and been defibrillated back to life FIVE TIMES

until last month, the day after my birthday, when I had a massive heart attack and died on my living room floor, my wife called 911 and the paramedics defibrillated me back to life for the SIXTH TIME™


SIX TIMES............
flatline
No heartbeat at all
clinically dead
SIX TIMES.......

That makes me an expert

WHEN WE DIE, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ®

It's not like a "deeper version of sleep", although that's how humans always try to envision it, because that's the closest thing we can think of to not existing

But sleep and death have absolutely nothing in common, because with sleep, there is SOMETHING

whereas in death, there is absolutely NOTHING

we were all dead for billions of years until this brief blink of an eye we call life, and as soon as you stop existing, you are going directly back to where you came from

ABSOLUTE NON-EXISTENCE

anyone who believes in reincarnation or spirits or ghosts or angels HAS A VERY LOW IQ AND IS REMARKABLY GULLIBLE

>>941891807 (OP)

And I realize it would be really easy for anybody to just fabricate bullshit stories in here, and larp about dying...

let it suffice to say:
trust me I'm not lying
I'm not larping I'm not fabricating anything

The fifth time I died, I was undergoing a common simple surgical procedure, but the anesthesiologist inadvertently over administered propofol, the same conscious sedation anesthesia that killed Michael Jackson 30 days after it killed me on an operating table

during that massive coronary on the operating table, I actually EXTUBATED myself, meaning I ripped the breathing tube out without taking the luxury of deflating the balloons at the bifurcation beforehand

That ruined my vocal cords. I couldn't even talk for a year afterwards

That was back in 2009

after they shocked me back to life, they immediately put me into a medically induced coma, and set me upstairs to the cardiovascular ICU

but last month, in September, I died for the SIXTH TIME........

And by golly, here I am still alive
after being shocked back to life and having to undergo heart surgery

yesterday I had a video visit with my doctor, who urged me to get a heart valve replacement surgery immediately

I have to make a decision before November 5th

It's possible during this surgery I could die and never come back

I'M NOT AFRAID OF BEING DEAD
I'm actually more concerned about remaining alive, and watching the continued downward spiral of humanity

I can see where this is going

I actually think I would be better off not existing anymore

>>941891954
Do you think that way because you’re a homosexual yourself? Or something other reason.

HERE'S THE BEST PART:

I died in the beginning of September

AND I'VE HAD DEEPTHROAT SEVERAL TIMES SINCE THEN ™

No shit... I was clinically dead in early September

AND SUBSEQUENTLY, MY WIFE HAS GIVEN ME DEEPTHROAT SEVERAL TIMES

>>941891954
FACT: That's because you've yet to deal with the loss of those who you love

I promise when the first parent dies, you're going to GET A TASTE OF REAL ANGUISH AND HEARTBREAKING

of course no woman will even let you kiss her, So you can't even begin to imagine what it would be like to have children

So YOUR personal "crash course in reality" will come WITH THE DEATH OF ONE OF YOUR PARENTS

And just wait... because when the other parent dies, that's when you'll TRULY begin to learn WHY YOU LOOK SO STUPID RIGHT NOW

Why you look so inexperienced

Why you think you sound tough, but you've simply demonstrated an immature childish naivete, a lack of understanding about the realities of life and death.

there's nothing cool about anybody being shot

I don't care how much you may dislike them

there's just a certain standard of excellence that allegedly intelligent humans don't cross

a certain line of self-respect
A certain amount of class and dignity
Right now
You seem like a desperate little child
desperately hoping people think you seem like a tough guy

You ain't shit, tough guy

You're just a little inexperienced sheltered lonely little boy, and nobody is intimidated by you or your lack of experience

>>941891807 (OP)

I would be more than happy to come to your house and bludgeon one of your parents to death with a household hammer right in front of you

then I'll start texting you every night

sending you the video clips

telling you how funny it was that your mother got REKT while I shot video

>>941893112
To get leftists to empathize with Charlie you need to get in their head space. Tell them how would you feel if an illegal immigrant serial rapist got shot in the throat? Wouldn’t be so funny now would it?

Bullshit AI THREAD

>>941891807 (OP)
>the bullet is traveling with the casket

>>941892631
The key word here is "technically". Or in Princess Bride terms. "There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead: mostly dead is slightly alive". The fact that you were brought back means you were not all dead.

No heartbeat is not dead. Brain waves flat lined for a 1/2 hour is dead. But only in the sense that what made you, you is gone. The body can still be "alive" for years with the help of machines.