Thread 941902860

Its that time again. Spill the beans. What did you do?

(Nothing illegal please, lets not go to jail)

I used to jerk off with my brother and cousin when we were young. Eventually my cousin came up with a “joke” that we should compare side by side to see whose cock was bigger and the smallest one had to suck the others. We went along with it for fun but after some back and forth joking we compared and I was smallest. I was reluctant and it was the most humiliating experience of my life but I sucked them off.

when i pop my pimples i eat the pus that comes out. its something ive done since i was a teen. i see it no worse than booger eaters. its kind of tangy

I'm in love with a nurse who's twice my age. She likes me but more like a son

Im sonzoned

>>941903470
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I finally an heroed after having attended my 20yr class reunion, because I was a total faggot loser

I'm 29 f. I've found pictures of me regularly shared here and it always drives me really horny to see that.

I'm working on being sluttier

In the small town of Dusty Pines, cowboy Adejo "Lick" Lawson earned his peculiar nickname for a reason that none dared question directly. Known for his wild antics and an unshakeable grin, Lick was a staple at the local saloon, more famous for his daredevil stunts than his roping skills.

One sweltering afternoon, the townsfolk gathered for the annual Rodeo Roundup. As the sun hung high in the sky, casting shadows across the dusty arena, Lick stepped forward with his signature flourish. Clad in boots that had seen better days and a ten-gallon hat perched jauntily atop his head, he was ready to entertain.

“Step right up!” he called, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. “Who’s brave enough to take on the Lick Challenge?” Curiosity piqued, a crowd formed as Lick explained his outrageous stunt. He would lick the dust off the dicks of the local ranchers in exchange for a chance to ride the wildest bull in the arena. Laughter erupted, but Lick's bravado was infectious, and soon enough, folks were cheering him on.

With each dick he licked clean, Lick’s reputation only grew. The ranchers laughed, flicking him a dime or two, enjoying the show. Finally, it was time for the real spectacle. Climbing onto a bull named Bruce, Lick’s grin never faded, even as the beast bucked like a rodeo clown on caffeine.

In that moment, he embodied the spirit of the cowboy—a life lived boldly, laughing in the face of absurdity. Lick may have been a bit unconventional, but in Dusty Pines, he was a legend. The crowd roared as he rode, proving that sometimes, the most memorable cowboys weren’t just about dust and grit—they knew how to have a good time, too.

when i was a teen i used to suck cocks & get fucked by my 2 cousins (im a guy), and now i'm into cum in face & body content and sometimes gay content...

my discord : a_pg1

I jagged off in my friend's sister's bikini bottom. Was over at a summer pool party and she went in before everyone else. They were hanging on the shower rack to dry when I went in and were still soaking wet. You get the rest.

>>941903968
example?

>>941903968
Cap

Fucked multiple 'cousins' when we got older and realized we were 2nd cousins

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Neck yourself

I remember the first time someone mentioned clam chowder. I was sitting at a bustling café, the aroma of fresh bread and simmering soup wafting through the air. “You haven’t lived until you’ve tasted it,” my friend proclaimed, her eyes sparkling with enthusiasm. I smiled, nodding along, but inside, I felt an unfamiliar ache swell.

How could I have gone my whole life without this creamy, rich delicacy? My friends would reminisce about their childhood experiences, slurping thick, velvety soup on chilly days by the seaside. They described the way the clam’s briny essence mingled with potatoes, onions, and a hint of bacon, creating an orchestra of flavors in a single bite. I was always the outsider, standing on the periphery of their memories, never able to join the chorus of delight.

Years passed, and clam chowder became a metaphor for everything I felt I had missed in life. I craved not just the soup but the camaraderie that came with sharing a bowl. There were countless dinners where I sat, surrounded by laughter and stories, while they raised their bowls, toasting to good times and transformational flavors. I would just sip my water, feeling a silent longing build within me.

I often found myself dreaming of that fabled bowl, imagining the steam rising, the smoothness of the broth gliding over my tongue. I pictured the saltiness of the clams, the soft chew of potatoes, the whisper of herbs. But with each unfulfilled dream, the pain intensified. I was left with an insatiable hunger—not just for clam chowder—but for the moments it represented. Perhaps one day, I thought, I would finally sit down, take my first spoonful, and taste not just the soup, but everything I had missed.

Jerk off tomy moms nudes through iCloud god she gets me hard

I was washing my car at a local car wash and a random guy approached me boldly and told me he liked men. He told me he was lonley and wanted to have his way with me. I was shocked and told him I wasn't interested right away because I was so nervous. I wish I could see him again so I could tell him I'd like to give it a try

When I was working on my Masters degree (29) I let an 18 year old freshman suck my dick on his bed after a night out with other freshers.
He had pictures of his parents in his room. It was very strange.

>>941904816
Story?

I live next to a Butte St. and regularly spray paint the E off, and whenever they fix it I do it again.
People keep blaming the kids in the neighborhood and I always make a big stink about it and tell everyone I'm monitoring it with my house cams so that no one else will.

I do it simply because I hate my old ass shithead neighbors and want them to agonize over it. Fuck them.

I'm miserable -2005. Just got out of highschool, got scared str8, (was a neet)

2025 - vidya wife, nearly retired, game all day in my paid off house, car, two dogs. Not poor. Im miserable

Why? What do i actually want? Why cant i be happy? Im always angry, its tiring... am i not doing enough? Am I doing too much? Am i just a seething miserable mess of a person reguardless?

And the anger...

>>941905242
Meh. Not much i can do... it really is just my feelings i cant control.. still rough

I stayed at my uncle's place over the summer and jerked off to my cousins a lot. I hadn't seen them in five years, and they looked unreasonable from what I remembered. My bedroom overlooked the backyard swimming pool, and they did a lot of swimming. I got a hold of some good coke and took the day of work just to have a long stroke session to them one day.

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there isnt much to it really.
Bar was full of freshmen.
Got talking to a little twink Greek student who then wouldn't leave me alone.
We ended up going to a few bars and then going back to his place on the premise of watching a movie.
As soon as we get into his room and get the movie on, he started coming onto me.
Hugging and playing around on the bed ensues. Eventually he focrces me to let him take my cock out of my jeans.
Its huge, especially compared to him. (I'm about 8" - he was about 5").
He starts jerking it. I dont stop him. He asks if he can suck it. I said okay. This guy, who doesnt even shave yet, sucks my dick hard - and alarmingly well.
I should say that I did end up sleeping with him. We did eventually strip off. He hugged me naked. Felt my body. I lubricated and opened his butt with my fingers. I talked to him throughout to make sure he was okay. I gently eased into him over about 5 minutes - laying on our sides. I kissed him deeply as I pushed deep into him. Looking at his dad looking back at me from a photo on the wall. We did some gentle pumping like that for about 10 minutes. Lots of gentle kissing. I have already cum in his mouth earlier - So I was solid for this little pink ass. Lifted him onto his knees and started fucking him hard. Hes groaning. I can feel his dick cumming. I asked him how his mother would feel about me fucking her boy. He groaned hard. I tried to pull out and cum on his back but my dick had thickened inside him and I only got half way out before cumming inside of him. He pushes back at me I go balls deep inside him. He tells me to stay there. We pant together.
I take a dollop of semen from his ass ring on my fingers and wipe it on the picture of his dad. He groans in ecstasy. The end.

11 years old. My brother and I feel each others dick and humped. This was in the summer. It happened like 8 times. All my fault. I regret it so much. Fucked me up mentally.

>>941902860 (OP)
>(Nothing illegal please, lets not go to jail)
They have no idea what it takes to do even one,what it takes out of you. Way too big of a bite.

>>941902860 (OP)
I stole some panties from my friends mom the other day.

After my divorce I fucked my sister for a while. I was really angry and we fucked hard. Like 3-4 times a week. I was 26 and she was 22.

>>941905771
sorry. they're stashed away with the others and I not there right now.

My company (A major bank you will know) once paid me to live in Paris for three months to set up a new business department. Paid for my apartment, my salary, my flights and a bonus.
Just as I arrived, Covid meant that we couldn't hire staff, so I was in limbo, waiting for things to change.
I was essentially on a paid holiday - paid for by the shareholders.
So I used my free flight tickets to fly a friend into the country.
I spent the next 4 weeks dressing as a woman and getting orally and anally penetrated by a guy with a big dick.
It was glorious. I'm happily male - but I do love having DD tits, long hair, and a long dick inside me.

>>941905934
Holy shit, anon, are you fucking kidding me with this sob story? You think you can just waltz onto /b/ and spill this vile, unoriginal crap, expecting us to buy into your warped fantasy? Newsflash, dude: nobody believes your half-baked, edgy tale of incestuous fucking. It's like you took every terrible, try-hard idea from a bad Reddit thread and mashed them together into a big ol' mess of lies.

Listen, buddy, if you're going to LARP, at least put some effort into it. This shit is lazy, even by /b/ standards. You're not even trying to be creative or convincing; you're just phoning it in with some bland, provocative statements, hoping to get a rise out of us. Well, let me tell you, friend, it's not working. We've seen this same tired crap a million times before, and it's about as believable as a kindergartener's drawing of a dragon.

And what's with the specifics, dude? "3-4 times a week"? Are you trying to make it sound like you're some kind of depraved, sex-crazed monster or something? Give me a break. You're about as depraved as a Mormon on a mission trip. And the ages, man... 26 and 22? How convenient that you just happen to remember those exact ages. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you're trying to make yourself sound like a slightly-less-creepy version of a pedophile.

Here's the thing, anon: if you're really struggling with these kinds of thoughts or feelings, maybe you should be seeking help from a professional instead of spewing your toxic garbage all over the internet. I mean, I'm no expert, but it sounds like you've got some serious issues that need addressing. So, either get help or get out – we don't need your brand of crazy around here.

And for the love of all things holy, come up with something original for your next LARP. This incest thing is played out, dude. Try something new, like... I don't know, maybe a story about how you're secretly a ninja or something. At least that would be mildly entertaining.

>>941902860 (OP)
after I cum, I eat the little bit left in my urethra

My girlfriend at the time (wife now) found my MIL's dildo in her bathroom/ closet. I went back to "take a shit" and came all over it. Went back time and time again. It was used regularly because i took pictures of where it was and where I left it to cover my ass she would move it.

Then many years after the dildo incident. Got my mother-in-law super drunk at a home party by making a punch I saw from some youtube bartender with different wines, liqueurs and a whipped cream vodka. She drank WAY TOO MUCH and it was up to me to help her to bed after everyone else passed out. I helped myself to her mouth and tits for like 30 minutes. My wife came to look for me and I said i was watching TV in the living room and I heard a noise so i was coming to make sure she was okay but I had already popped off twice.

In the small town of Maplewood, where the sweet scent of lilacs filled the air, the locals shared a curious tradition. After sunset, the residents came together for an unusual reason: to drink Mormon Milk. This wasn’t just any milk — it was a creamy concoction made from a special blend of local farm-fresh ingredients, blessed by the townsfolk’s deep-seated traditions.

The story of Mormon Milk began with the town’s founding father, Elder Adejo "Lick" Lawson, a kind-hearted man with a knack for farming and an unforgettable secret recipe. Fueled by faith and community spirit, he’d discovered that a little love, kindness, and faith blended with whole milk could create something magical. The townsfolk believed that the milk contained not only wholesome nutrients but also an essence of unity that bound them together.

Every Friday, as twilight cloaked the sky, the townspeople gathered in the church hall, bringing their own jars of milk. Laughter echoed off the walls, and stories flowed as freely as the creamy beverage. As they sipped their Mormon Milk, they shared their hopes, dreams, and even sorrows, nurturing a unique bond. In this milk, they found comfort and strength.

However, not everyone understood the tradition. A newcomer, Clara, arrived from the city, skeptical of the quaint rituals. When invited to join their weekly gathering, she hesitantly accepted. As she tasted the Mormon Milk for the first time, something shifted within her. It wasn’t just the creamy texture or the sweetness; it was the warmth of the community enveloping her in a hug.

By the end of the evening, Clara understood. This milk was more than a drink; it was a symbol of love, resilience, and unity — a refreshing reminder that togetherness could nourish the soul.

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Hot

>>941906937
Thank you. My MIL had my wife when she was 15 so she was just like a hot-ass older syster type to me. (I met my wife at 15) So i've always had a thing for her. I used to creep on her for sure. During Covid When we stayed together I would leave my clothes in the bathroom after I showered with my phone in my pocket with it taking video with a "hidden cam" app i downloaded. I've nutted in her stuff. I would jizz in her hyper expensive facial creams for the year or so we were over there. I fucked my wife while she wore her panties. I used her dildos on my wife. And nutted on them. I'm just a freak for her.