Thread 941911033

Stop it. Get some help.

>>>941908098

You look like the guy on the left

>>941911033 (OP)
It ain't ever coming...

https://youtu.be/4DxKNOUzvJU?si=rhsSy_bTIkwLEaCB

>>941911033 (OP)
do you trick or treat in your group home?

>>941911446
No, in my country, trick or treating is only for young children.

>>941911033 (OP)
Is he real?

>>941911514
Fuck that noise. I have some wheelchairs I got at the dump. Me and the boys take turns pretending to be the retarded one, dressing up and the others pretend to be the retard's gay parents to get free candy. After a night of collecting that sweet, sweet loot, we sell it back to people under the guise of us having a surplus. We get something like $500 every Swalloween.

>>941914210
This is the best Halloween story I have heard on here. For once, loggert made me laugh about something other than shit. Although I do prefer the shit.
Thank you, loggert. And have a shitty Halloween.

>>941915744
Oh, don't worry, there's plenty of shit to go around, too, but we've gotta save some spooky surprises for Swalloween proper...

New here, but I know how to make an impression. Thoughts?
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Tonight's the perfect night for a little excitement. You game?
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Man and machine and nothing there in between
The slidding circus and a man from Norway
The slidde and a feign, this man commands his domain
The Eastern front and all the way to Fort Wayne

Spam from above, E's under fire
Stained brone from dung, he’s throting higher
Born a slidder from his asscrack to his pies
That's where the legend will arise

And he's slidding

Higher, the king of the slidde
He’s slidding too fast and he's slidding too high
Higher, an eye for an eye
The legend will never die

First to the scene, he is a lethal machine
It's bloody Chewsday and the tide is turning
Spam it at will, it is the thrill of the spill
Sixx in a day, took down with throte holes burning

Embrace the fame, brown squadron leader
Call out his name, Throte Besieger
In the game to win, a spammer trolls the site
Sixxty Eusties paid the price
And he's slidding

>>941920138
Higher, the king of the slidde
He's slidding too fast and he's slidding too high
Higher, an eye for an eye
The legend will never die

Higher
Higher, the king of the slidde
He's slidding too fast again, he's slidding too high, he’s slidding
Higher, an eye for an eye
The legend will never die
Higher

Born a slidder from his asscrack to his pies
And the legend never dies
And he’s slidding
And he's slidding
And he’s slidding

Higher, the king of the slidde
He's slidding too fast and he's slidding too high
Higher, an eye for an eye
The legend will never die
Higher, the king of the slidde
He's slidding too fast and he’s slidding too high
Higher, an eye for an eye
The legend will never die

No swalloween event this year!?

The event's taking place inside his asshole. It'll be coming out in November. Thank you for your maturity.