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MFKER! Linda is TEN years younger than me?!

[SKP NMX]

I didn't think anything of the baby. Most people don't realize that some women can get pregnant all the way through their mid 50's before they hit menopaus.

I thought Linda was in her mid 40s or so.

[ASYJ8]

NO... that didn't click either! Most "normal" "perfectly average women" just bumming around are my age and look terrible, because most of them are fucking ex-drug addicts and whores.

The only "well rounded" women and good girls I see online grow well into their 50's looking plenty fuckable.

No, not on /b/ so much, because the 50+ women /b/ posts are usually tradwives that pumped out half a dozen babies throughout their pleb lives. Xtwitter is loaded with G-milfs that led good healthy lives.

[YY T V H]

...right? .... AHHHH It's all a lie! (ಥ﹏ಥ)

AHHH LAST NIGHT! When I went to the bar to get a hard cider I dlipped my driver's liscense open. He said I'm too old to be getting carded and I THANKED HIM! I was so used to being carded for looking younger than I was.... but I just realized nobody has asked me in years! They've just been pretending to look to make me feel better!

"Hey there /b/ud, wanna come with me and slick Huck? We're gon rafting cause we's adrenaline junkies."

[P 4G HM]

"I'm hippin and I'm hopping. I dropped a new rap beebop /b/RoS."


>Sir... you've sired half a dozen kids.

>Millenials are a quarter of a century old now sir.

[AK82T]

I thoguht the dilf thing was cool, but... I'm a GDILF... AND THAT'S A VAIN STATEMENT!

There's no fucking GDILF threads!

I'm not in the "older men turn me on" demographic!

[TM2JJ]

Now I see why you fags swapped out your reaction folders.

Gotta polish that old mask now and again huh.

DO KIDS EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO POLISH SHIT ANYMORE?!

[NSVVT]

>Thas last year's drip throw them hoes away.
>These are what slap now.

>"Back in my day I was quit the popular whippersnapper."

[0X028]

Get your raggedy shit together society!

>Old is the new young.
>Pink is the new blonde.
>Have Brad and Jennifer moved on yet?
>New Tom Cruise Movie
>Much athletics, so stunts, my believable

>One of the coolest mofos on the market
>Best action movie star in the last couple of years
>knee gave out

[Y HN TT->]

This is bullshit and I hate you fucking boomers!

HA! Fuck you! Boomers owe Generation Y a fucking apology and some god damned cash. Rachel Harries WAS is her late fucking 40s when this was filmed.

[Vnr.]

I'm not mad at Gen X for riding along on that boomer bullshit though.

[2X XT M]

I want massive budget cuts for senior citizen homes.

See if you boomer fucks can get the shit privitized the way you did the prison system, you greedy fucks!

I can't wait until your whole fucking generation dies off. You corrupt, shilling, soulless, fucking phoneys.

[DA Y A8]

Can we get a crowd funding project to see if we can tweak the Corona virus to ~specifically target senior citizens?

...you know... just give mother nature a little nudge and ahelping hand the way the fucking boomers REFUSED to; leaving us with this flaming garbage pile and archipelagos of plastic fucking islands.

Instead of soylent green, can we figure out how to turn their asses into crude oil or biofuel. That'd be some fucking poetic justice wouldn't it.

I'm done. I'm going back to my shows.

I don't want to hear shit from you geezers for the rest of the decade.