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Anonymous No.941932624 [Report] >>941934260 >>941939477 >>941945597
s/fur
Ethereal No.941932700 [Report]
If you think I'm going to eat that just because it has the word butter in it... well... you're right.
Anonymous No.941932724 [Report] >>941932806
floof
Anonymous No.941932732 [Report]
No, thanks.
Ethereal No.941932806 [Report]
>>941932724
imagine the smell
Anonymous No.941932830 [Report]
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Ethereal No.941933262 [Report]
19053
Foxxy Vixen No.941933299 [Report] >>941933507
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Ethereal No.941933467 [Report]
so yeah
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Anonymous No.941933507 [Report]
>>941933299
I love Isabelle. Such a wholesome hussy.
Anonymous No.941933562 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqsNVg5sfrg
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Anonymous No.941933826 [Report]
I got spooped
Anonymous No.941933855 [Report] >>941934098
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Foxxy Vixen No.941934098 [Report] >>941938774
>>941933855
Anonymous No.941934168 [Report]
save us foxxy
Fursi No.941934219 [Report]
Anonymous No.941934260 [Report]
>>941932624 (OP)
I want a pokemon to milk me dry
Foxxy Vixen No.941934263 [Report]
Shop's closed.
Fursi No.941934266 [Report]
Anonymous No.941934342 [Report]
day-dreaming about the time my tummy didn't hurt
Twithc No.941934386 [Report] >>941934424
ITS ON THE CEILING
Anonymous No.941934424 [Report]
>>941934386
leave him be. he gets rid of pests.
Fursi No.941934588 [Report]
twitch pussa
Twithc No.941934651 [Report]
IYTS IN THE GOd DMN WALLS AHHHH
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Anonymous No.941934686 [Report]
I like skelles :)
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Fursi No.941934910 [Report] >>941935017 >>941935042
Anonymous No.941934982 [Report]
damn bbruh what a shi thread
Anonymous No.941935000 [Report]
Anyone else excited for the big day?

Flash Warning:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIHUv2ooG38
Anonymous No.941935017 [Report]
>>941934910
Oh, is that Ara?
Anonymous No.941935042 [Report]
>>941934910

Does she have a penis?
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Ethereal No.941935098 [Report] >>941935160
no
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Anonymous No.941935160 [Report]
>>941935098

Sadako had one in the manga.
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Anonymous No.941935557 [Report] >>941935700
who tf is sadako
Anonymous No.941935597 [Report] >>941935880
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Anonymous No.941935700 [Report]
>>941935557
lol
Ethereal No.941935726 [Report]
buh
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Twithc No.941935759 [Report]
spooki ghost laydee
Anonymous No.941935788 [Report]
The Ring is based on a chinese comic?
Twithc No.941935809 [Report]
yes
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Anonymous No.941935828 [Report]
no wonder it sucks
Anonymous No.941935862 [Report]
Thank God I'm not a weeb.
Anonymous No.941935880 [Report]
>>941935597
I want a big tigress to smother me in her breasts without her realising
Anonymous No.941935908 [Report] >>941936047 >>941936401
Weeb cat.
Foxxy Vixen No.941935929 [Report]
Anonymous No.941935939 [Report] >>941936401
I mean weed cat.
Ethereal No.941935980 [Report] >>941936183 >>941936460 >>941942254
what are you scared of?
Anonymous No.941936047 [Report]
>>941935908
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Anonymous No.941936183 [Report]
>>941935980
the possibility that it was all for nothing
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Anonymous No.941936401 [Report] >>941936433
>>941935908
>>941935939
What the heck don't bamboozle me like that.
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Anonymous No.941936433 [Report]
>>941936401
fluffy
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Anonymous No.941936460 [Report] >>941936622
>>941935980

Right now, I'm a little afraid to go to sleep.

If these magic cat dreams weren't directly influenced by the events of the day, I'd swear that astral planes were real.

Anyway, the last three nights I've had to deal with a scary tiger man who looks like a cross between a fighter from Dragon Ball Z and that mouthless version of Deadpool from the X-Men movies.
Twithc No.941936479 [Report] >>941936661 >>941937583
THREE
THERE ARE THREEEEEE
EEEEEEEeee
Anonymous No.941936622 [Report] >>941936794
>>941936460
>a fighter from Dragon Ball Z and that mouthless version of Deadpool from the X-Men movies.
Well aint that a fucking scary view
Ethereal No.941936661 [Report]
>>941936479
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Anonymous No.941936782 [Report]
imma be honest, I didn't know colitas was slang for weed
Anonymous No.941936794 [Report] >>941936821
>>941936622

I call him No Mouth because he's apparently used magic to temporarily fuse his mouth shut. It's a really unsettling look to have this tiger head with green eyes, white muzzle fur, and no discernable mouth or nose.
Anonymous No.941936821 [Report] >>941936964
>>941936794
Why that happening btw? trying lucid dreaming and shit some spooky bullshit or what?
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Ethereal No.941936958 [Report]
soon
Anonymous No.941936964 [Report] >>941937009
>>941936821

I'd say I've had some lucid dreams. It started with a fever dream back in March and it hasn't stopped.

I haven't kept an exact count, but I believe I've passed the mark of 100 dreams of being a magic cartoon cat. It's fun, but it can be intimidating at times.
Fursi No.941936982 [Report]
Anonymous No.941937009 [Report] >>941937342
>>941936964
Interesting, where do you think the spooky monster is coming from?
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Ethereal No.941937107 [Report] >>941937352
its happening, i must go, do not worry if you don't see me for a few days
Anonymous No.941937230 [Report] >>941937317
In the first dream, I tried to physically run away from No Mouth. (Yes, I was a scaredy cat.) He levitated in front of me to block my path. He took a swipe at me with his claws. I dodged it and punched him in his chiseled abdomen -- but to no effect.

In the second dream, punching was once again ineffective. He gripped me by the throat and I found myself barely able to escape. I transformed into a rhino and gored him on my horn. He continued to come at me even though he was too wounded to stand upright. He gave in after I clawed his open wound in my cat form. (As a character, this was a moral failing for me as I'd never done anything to cause that kind of harm to an opponent before.) He then called out for a hospital bed.

Last night, I had a series of dreams where I wandered about a hospital trying to locate him. I couldn't give his name, so I poked my head into any open room in the ER trying to find him. (I actually had enough awareness in one dream to recognize that Room 64 is the one that pops up most frequently in my dreams and that he might be there.) Once I found him and apologized, he gave me this death stare letting me know that he would most likely try and kill me once he had recovered.

=/
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Anonymous No.941937317 [Report] >>941937505
>>941937230
Just erase him, with personal experience, your will is what counts, he is only able to exist if you say so.
Or transform him in something cute and fuckable
Anonymous No.941937342 [Report] >>941937420
>>941937009

My subconscious tends to borrow from things I haven't seen in a long, long time. Like, an alien from an obscure sci-fi movie (Suburban Commando starring Hulk Hogan) once appeared as a demon.

In this case, I think he's a cross between the tiger-like Kintaro from the Mortal Kombat series and a Dragon Ball Z character who wore a ninja mask over his mouth. I can't place which character as I haven't watched anything Dragon Ball related since the early 2000s.
Anonymous No.941937352 [Report]
>>941937107
have fun
Anonymous No.941937420 [Report]
>>941937342
Interesting, well, just try to remove him, if not, simply destroy him, you are god in your dreams.
>vid
gods i need that
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Anonymous No.941937505 [Report] >>941937531
>>941937317
>Or transform him in something cute and fuckable

I have had some naughty dreams about a former adversary named Monica. ;)
Anonymous No.941937531 [Report] >>941938171
>>941937505
Cool, elaborate?
Anonymous No.941937583 [Report]
>>941936479
AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERFUCKING NAME
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Anonymous No.941938171 [Report] >>941938207
>>941937531

In the first dream, she had me caught in this elaborate death trap like the final showdown from The Nightmare Before Christmas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwlM46Olwbc

Only this one had golden frog statues which spat purple orbs. I tricked them into firing upon the internal mechanisms of the machine. Monica slipped out the back door but not before I asked her her name.

The second dream saw her at one of those villains conventions they had back in 90s movies. (Pic Related)

I had a couple of vague daydreams of her begrudging me foiling her schemes -- but also harboring a reluctant attraction toward the dashing feline hero. =^_^=
Anonymous No.941938207 [Report] >>941938520
>>941938171
You have interesting dreams
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Anonymous No.941938302 [Report]
I LOVE CORPORATE VPNS
I LOVE CORPORATE VPNS
I LOVE CORPORATE VPNS
Anonymous No.941938328 [Report]
After the daydreaming, my night dreams canonized her as a recurring love interest.

The third and fourth dreams involved the two of us sharing a hotel together. The fifth one had her calling me out on pettiness -- implying some moral character on her part.

In terms of personality, she's confident and collected. She seems to be the kind of villain who works with the greater evil for personal financial gain rather than someone with an inherently evil agenda. The first dream more or less implied that the technology present was of her own creation and financing.
Fursi No.941938348 [Report]
don't be weird
Anonymous No.941938399 [Report] >>941938672
You're weird
Foxxy Vixen No.941938417 [Report] >>941944225
Fursi No.941938448 [Report] >>941938835
aren't we all
Anonymous No.941938466 [Report]
weh
Anonymous No.941938495 [Report]
In terms of physical appearance, she's kind of like a raven-haired Jessica Rabbit. She has flowing black hair and a red dress which she fills out quite nicely.

I wouldn't be surprised though if "Monica" was taken from busty Italian model/actress Monica Bellucci.

As best I can figure, I'm somewhere around 5 feet in height and she's somewhere around 6 foot, 10 inches. She and I are definitely a pairing like Roger and Jessica Rabbit or Mario and Rosalina.

I loved the dream where she said to me, "You're a dumb cat, but you're my cat." ^_^
Anonymous No.941938520 [Report] >>941938542
>>941938207

thank you
Anonymous No.941938542 [Report]
>>941938520
love womb tattoo s much
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Anonymous No.941938672 [Report] >>941938703
>>941938399

I'm afraid that ship's already sailed.
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Anonymous No.941938703 [Report] >>941938763
>>941938672
and sunk by now
Anonymous No.941938729 [Report]
weh?
Anonymous No.941938736 [Report]
I meant to quote Fursi telling me not to be weird.

Oh, well.
Anonymous No.941938763 [Report]
>>941938703
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Anonymous No.941938774 [Report]
>>941934098
hwuh
Anonymous No.941938835 [Report] >>941938924
>>941938448
Can't you read?!
Foxxy Vixen No.941938891 [Report] >>941939181
Fursi No.941938924 [Report] >>941938953
>>941938835
what
Anonymous No.941938953 [Report] >>941939090
>>941938924
Name.
Nick Wilde Judy Hopps No.941938994 [Report]
:3
Fursi No.941939090 [Report]
>>941938953
on opposite day. boom got em
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Anonymous No.941939181 [Report]
>>941938891
Hell Yes! Very nice!
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Anonymous No.941939427 [Report]
nick = homosex
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Anonymous No.941939477 [Report] >>941939547
>>941932624 (OP)
kill yourself fucking furfag
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Anonymous No.941939547 [Report] >>941946273
>>941939477

If they did that today, they would just come back from the dead.
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Anonymous No.941939709 [Report] >>941939796
should I get a donut for halloween?
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Anonymous No.941939762 [Report] >>941941438
Anonymous No.941939773 [Report]
erm
Anonymous No.941939785 [Report] >>941941438
Anonymous No.941939796 [Report] >>941939826
>>941939709
yes. An entire box from your local bakery. Yeast as well, not those cake types.
Anonymous No.941939826 [Report] >>941939936 >>941940051
>>941939796
>Yeast as well, not those cake types.
Based as fuck choice
>An entire box
Probably not
Anonymous No.941939936 [Report]
>>941939826
Get forty cakes
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Anonymous No.941940051 [Report] >>941942011
>>941939826
we have a local "donut nazi" here where I live. His name is "Frank" and he runs a donut shop that is only open from 4am-8am. He makes the best donuts in town but once he sells out...well its doughover for the day!
Anonymous No.941940181 [Report] >>941943373
Parsnip, if you're here, I unironically used the term "snep" to refer to a sexy snow leopard.
Twithc No.941940323 [Report]
That's the point
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Nick Wilde Judy Hopps No.941941093 [Report]
Foxxy Vixen No.941941199 [Report] >>941941570
Anonymous No.941941438 [Report]
>>941939762
>>941939785
moar pls
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Anonymous No.941941570 [Report]
>>941941199
foxie :>
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Anonymous No.941942011 [Report] >>941942312
The cashier was wearing bunny ears so I called her a furfag.

>>941940051
nice
Anonymous No.941942086 [Report] >>941942131
i used to dress up on halloween when i worked retail, customers usually liked it
when i worked at michaels i made a fox costume using stuff from around the store :3
Anonymous No.941942131 [Report]
>>941942086
cute
All of them were dressed up. It's fun as long as it wasn't "corporate mandated fun".
Anonymous No.941942254 [Report] >>941942620
>>941935980
Rabies, dementia and women.

Rabies is a nightmare fuel both figuratively and literally, the moment you show first symptoms you're as good as dead and frankly you would prefer to be dead before other symptoms start popping up.
It starts with a fever, then you get extreme hydrophobia, no matter how thirsty you are you just can't force yourself to drink any liquid.
Then it attacks your nervous system and brain, as you slowly lose control of your body fear parts of your brain get supercharged, you're scared to death of everything and anything, your memories get all scrambled and you won't even be able to recognize your closest family and friends.
Seriously y'all should read about how rabies disease progress and exactly what it does to your body and brain, it's very interesting.
Anonymous No.941942312 [Report] >>941942370
>>941942011

How'd she react?
Anonymous No.941942370 [Report] >>941942495
>>941942312
She said "I bet you have to deal with a really gullible guy that also doesn't understand the nickname 'snep'".
Anonymous No.941942495 [Report]
>>941942370

I understand the portmanteau. It just feels more like an ironic misspell of "snek."
Anonymous No.941942529 [Report]
>Group in Bear Onesies Banging on Church
what the hell
>...of Scientology
oh, carry on.
Anonymous No.941942620 [Report]
>>941942254
>dementia

As someone who works for a hospital, I *never* want to grow old.
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Anonymous No.941943281 [Report] >>941943513
Ugh, half hour to go
Anonymous No.941943373 [Report]
>>941940181
I'm always here
Anonymous No.941943513 [Report]
>>941943281
real
Anonymous No.941943590 [Report] >>941943922
is dat sum parsnip? hi parsnip

pat pat
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Anonymous No.941943922 [Report] >>941943949 >>941943981 >>941944101
>>941943590
Hi patty, floof, cuddles, 8butt, flaming raging fascist homofag, all the other usual fucks, etc. happy Halloween
Anonymous No.941943949 [Report]
>>941943922
hey
Anonymous No.941943981 [Report] >>941944063
>>941943922
>flaming raging fascist homofag
do you realize how wide a net this is?
Anonymous No.941944063 [Report] >>941944086
>>941943981

Probably Twit furst and foremost
Anonymous No.941944086 [Report]
>>941944063
tru tru
Anonymous No.941944090 [Report]
It's kinda messed up to be handing out candy to trick-or-treaters before going to watch Halloween 3.
Anonymous No.941944101 [Report]
>>941943922
hihi
im falling asleep goonight (:
Anonymous No.941944174 [Report]
did you drug her parsnip??
Anonymous No.941944201 [Report] >>941944235 >>941944309
Do you have any activities for tonight that would be ideal for me, since I hate Halloween and want to avoid anything spooky?
Anonymous No.941944225 [Report] >>941944300
>>941938417
artist name? I've seen their stuff a few times a love it but I can't find the sig
Anonymous No.941944235 [Report] >>941944380
>>941944201
Get drunk and play video games is my play
Anonymous No.941944300 [Report]
>>941944225
doremifaso64
mikeyama
Anonymous No.941944309 [Report]
>>941944201

Don't watch a cooking show while complaining about Halloween. That's how you invite a visit from a demonic child in a burlap sack mask.
Anonymous No.941944380 [Report] >>941944403 >>941944416 >>941944454
>>941944235
Can you recommend any video games? Please, games without any horror elements.

>PlayStation 1
>Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)
>Sega Dreamcast
>PSP
Anonymous No.941944403 [Report] >>941944721
>>941944380
Portal
Anonymous No.941944416 [Report]
>>941944380
>>Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)

Don't play Ghouls 'n Ghosts or the Splatterhouse sequels then.
Anonymous No.941944454 [Report]
>>941944380
how are you gonna go out and buy games for those consoles without getting spooped on the way?
Anonymous No.941944473 [Report]
$20+ spent on candy.

Non trick-or-treaters yet.
Anonymous No.941944503 [Report]
Eh, if I have a lot left, I'll just bring it into work tomorrow. Pretend I'm that good employee.
Anonymous No.941944556 [Report]
AAA I LOOKED IN THE TOP RIGHT AGAIN
Anonymous No.941944610 [Report]
ok I refreshed and got one that vibes with the ZZ Top playing
Anonymous No.941944721 [Report] >>941944806
>>941944403
Sorry I hate pc gaming and I hate Valve games
Anonymous No.941944766 [Report]
What Sega Saturn games do you have?

Do you have any Dragoons of the Panzer variety?
Anonymous No.941944806 [Report]
>>941944721
It's been a while since I played but I don't remember any valves in portal.
Anonymous No.941945139 [Report]
he schmovin
Anonymous No.941945251 [Report] >>941945322 >>941945418
happy Halloween, frens!
Anonymous No.941945322 [Report]
>>941945251

Happy Halloween
Anonymous No.941945418 [Report] >>941945546
>>941945251
We're not your fren, buddy.
Twithc No.941945477 [Report]
meery ween
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>>941945418

e'eryone friend on spooky day
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Anonymous No.941945597 [Report] >>941946273
>>941932624 (OP)
kill yourself fucking furfag
Anonymous No.941946273 [Report]
>>941945597
>>941939547
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Anonymous No.941946523 [Report]
I think I'm only one of two houses on the street participating in handing out candy to trick-or-treaters. It's depressing too how cheap most of the costumes look.

The busty barmaid (an adult) was nice though.
Anonymous No.941946782 [Report] >>941946961
raiding asteroid bases in star citizen is pretty fun. while you EVA over from your ship you can repool your armor and check your supplies.
Anonymous No.941946961 [Report] >>941947152
>>941946782
Did you enjoy your exactly one donut btw
Anonymous No.941947152 [Report] >>941947618
>>941946961
I bought 2 and have not eaten them yet
also turn your name on already
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Anonymous No.941947302 [Report]
:3
Anonymous No.941947325 [Report] >>941947618
this is a strict no :3 zone
Anonymous No.941947618 [Report]
>>941947152
Never - I need to run free
Like a heavily caffeinated gazelle
But out of shape
>>941947325
:(
Anonymous No.941947704 [Report]
>>941947690
>>941947690
>>941947690
Anonymous No.941950319 [Report] >>941950406
floofy bump
Anonymous No.941950406 [Report]
>>941950319
y tho