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Anonymous No.941948551 [Report] >>941948766 >>941953112
Lol happy swalloween
Anonymous No.941948675 [Report]
Don't forget your throte declogger /b/ happy swalloween.
Anonymous No.941948766 [Report] >>941948863 >>941948936
>>941948551 (OP)
The only real differences between you and me is I only do it once a year, every Halloween...

that, And you actually let them know what they're eating beforehand.
Anonymous No.941948863 [Report] >>941949253 >>941949602
>>941948766
LOLvis hi am I getting arrested how long?
Anonymous No.941948936 [Report]
>>941948766
lol
Anonymous No.941949253 [Report]
>>941948863
I certainly hope not, at least not on a Friday

If you're ever going to get arrested, do it on a Sunday night
Anonymous No.941949602 [Report] >>941949647
>>941948863
also although this will sound illogical, going to jail sucks, but going to prison is actually not that bad

and unlike jail, doing a brief stint in prison gives you street cred
Anonymous No.941949647 [Report] >>941949767
>>941949602
https://youtu.be/Yeb578xZMzA?si=NohE8NgH_rzNX03M
Anonymous No.941949767 [Report] >>941950138
>>941949647
You’re bluffing
Anonymous No.941950138 [Report] >>941950193 >>941950424
>>941949767
Halloween 1957
Anonymous No.941950193 [Report]
>>941950138
lol he was totally..... THAT!!
Anonymous No.941950248 [Report]
and she's like OH MY FUCKING GOD!!
He looks a little like The Devil, hint hint
Anonymous No.941950310 [Report]
see in my crazy mixed up inverted upside down nonlinear world, there's no such thing as time, at least not linear time

And although this doesn't make any sense

And I'm an atheist who doesn't believe in God or Jesus or the devil

somehow I'm absolutely convinced Elvis was both Jesus Christ and Satan

I know it doesn't make any sense
It doesn't have to

there was something fucking supernatural about Elvis and I personally think he was like Jesus and the devil mixed into one somehow
Anonymous No.941950424 [Report]
>>941950138
they used to have to put Band-Aids around Elvis Presley's fingers and around his hands, because fans didn't even realize what they were doing when they would reach out to him and RIP HIS SKIN WITH THEIR FINGERNAILS

they were literally hysterical
they didn't even realize they were digging into his skin with their fingernails

imagine his experience
imagine a 25 to 50 ft parameter
The visual barrier
anywhere he went
picture it from his perspective

everywhere he went, there was a mobile moving "circle" around him, where people would visually realize it was him

everywhere he went he saw people flipping out

as soon as they realized it was him THEY WOULD COMPLETELY FUCKING FLIP OUT

It drove him insane

He was completely fucking insane but he was so fucking cool

He was a tortured soul
And he tortured everyone around him
while he tortured himself
every single day
after his mother died
Anonymous No.941950545 [Report]
But if you look carefully and some of the Elvis photos, you'll occasionally catch Band-Aids around his fingers and around the backs of his hands

The fans would grab his clothes and they became so hysterical they literally COULDN'T LET GO And they would start ripping his clothes off without even meaning to

seriously... young girls that became completely hysterical

Not meaning to hurt him
But they would rip his clothes up and scratch his arms and his hands with their fingernails clawing at him trying to grab a piece of him

https://youtu.be/gGsVm3_TWPY?si=LDSv6Su4a2RMDLLd

The first time can only happen once
Anonymous No.941950699 [Report]
Anonymous No.941950929 [Report]
https://youtube.com/shorts/0LXR68BDjOs?si=eKj3aXQktv3_TN8M

lol @ Tom Hanks

"I want to start the film with Colonel Tom saying I didn't kill him"
Anonymous No.941951203 [Report] >>941953142
Just like millions and millions and millions of Elvis fans worldwide, when I first heard Austin Butler had been cast as Elvis, I was really really concerned... I grew very worried.

But within the first 5 minutes of the movie....

I realized "fuck yeah! This is great!"

https://youtu.be/1cis1xddyNM?si=Wkzxar1R8rvKtfPs
Anonymous No.941953112 [Report]
>>941948551 (OP)
kek, happy swalloween logbro.
Anonymous No.941953142 [Report]
>>941951203
Fuck yeah, that was awesome!