Thread 941964699

When’s the last time you had sex?

Never. Came close when I was 35, with my drunk step sister... but I couldnt make my dick hard... so I just fingered and licked her. Turning 39 in a months time.

>>941964699 (OP)
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>>941964699 (OP)
I had sex on Wednesday but I couldn't cum. I took a shower with my wife and we started fooling around. When we got out of the shower she started riding me and it felt great. I went down on her and made her cum. After that we fucked for about 30 minutes in multiple positions but I just couldn't cum. She obviously felt very self conscious about it. There's nothing wrong with her, she's very attractive. I just think I've been watching too much porn and jerking off too much.

>>941964699 (OP)
Never.

In around a month or so. My wife and are always busy. The least she could do is use my vibrator on me if she doesn't feel like getting fucked.

>>941964699 (OP)
About 7 hours ago

Fucked and creampied my wife Wednesday. Had way too much going on Thurs/Fri. Tonight however, got someone to watch our kids for the night. Gonna dress her up like a slut, take some edibles, chug some energy drinks and fuck her until the kids come back while taking pics. She's fresh shaved and ready.

>>941966510
Vasectomybro?

>>941966701
Nah. She's fixed. I pumped load after load into her nonstop. Sometimes I feel like she can only finish after I cum in her. She loves the feel. I find it hot when it leaks past her thong

>>941964699 (OP)
About 2 weeks ago. Gf is on her period now so might get a bj or handjob over the next couple of days and that’ll do the job

https://t.me/Snapmyxbot?start=8341762342 see if your gf is cheating on you here

>>941964699 (OP)
14 years ago and I'm old now
never touching pussy again and it sucks
but I've long since accepted it
could buy ass for money but it doesn't get me excited, rather just jerk off to young hotties
and then enjoy my hobbies/shows/games
also I have way more $ to spend on myself now
I'm not mad about it tho
I was young and fucked several very hot women many times

>>941966904
Good for you.
Obsessing over pussy is never good.

>>941966861
Does she seldomly want to fuck when she's on her period? I have a pack of disposable bedpads on hand in case she wants to.

>>941964699 (OP)
Yesterday.
>>941965134
Sometimes it just doesn't happen. I have explained to my wife sometimes it's just stuck and won't cum. Happens once in a blue moon for me, I think it's just a misfire in the lizard brain.
>inb4 hurr durr it never happens to me and my thundercock

Never. Closest I ever came was paying one of my in high school to show me her tits. Didn’t even get to touch her. I’m 35 years old.

Yesterday. It's fall break, so my daughters are at home, we only had time for a quickie with my wife. I fucked her until she came, then I lay on my back, she sucked a little, then jerked me off while sucking on my nipples. Totally covered her hand with cum.

>>941967007
Never fucks on her period. Knows that I’m still horny though so at least she’s forthcoming with alternatives

At least twice a week with my wife, way more when I was young.

>>941967812
>way more when I was young.
Ain't that the truth? When I first met my girl I remember she was out of state and when I'd visit it was just a nonstop 3 day romp of fucking, smoking weed, sleeping, and repeat.

>>941968135
College was the height of it all anon, twice a day with this lady. I miss my 20s, although I have it pretty good now in my 40s. Hope you're still doing well!

>>941968269
I'm around the same age so I get it. Can't cum multiple times like I was notorious for, but it still great.

90 mins ago

>>941968397
Nice! Any more tasteful pics from prior encounters?

>>941968511
>>941968397

>>941968625
Wow. I wish my girl would use toys like this but sadly that doesn't happen.

>>941968736
>>941968625
She loves to put on a show. It’s great.

I have a thing for teachers that look almost as young to be student themselves

>>941968806
Braces certianly help.

>>941968824
Wonder how many students have thought of her tits

>>941968853
Is she a high school teacher or something?

>>941968942
Elementary

>>941969027
Holy shit. I certianly would have.

>>941964699 (OP)
Last night. Wife and I fucked before giving out candy.

>>941969101
Did you dress up in an ironic matching costume?

>>941964699 (OP)
7 years ago.

And that's unlikely to change anytime soon.

>>941969432
I'll fuck ya..

>>941969432
Well, what's stopping you? Living situation?

>>941969430
No. We decorate the house but dont dress up

>>941968333
Thinking of the times I cleaned up with no money... Cost me everything I had to bring this girl to Mexico to fuck.

>>941969460
Infact, I'll fuck all of ya..might murder some but, hey, you'll get fucked well..

Last night.
Got drunk with my gf, fucked on the couch. Feelsgoodman.

>>941969555
>kek!!!!!!!!! See!!!!!!!!!!

>>941969555
>>941969587
>God/King...

>gf on her period
>gets a cold immediately after
I was hoping for a Halloween fuck.

>>941967546
Keep waiting. Maybe you will die without noticing anything.

>>941964747
Good job, bro. Never wondered how other people manage to do it? A hint: there isn't a type of people who never have sex as a rule.

Over a year because my wife has a massive cyst on her ovaries that causes her immense pain if we even try fucking. Plenty of oral, tho

>>941964699 (OP)
30 minutes ago.
My boyfriend's cum is still in my ass.

>>941969870
What is your native language? Please don’t say English.

12 years.
I had 2 hot GFs before, but they both said "I'm too undecided", so took my time to figure out what I want. I got addicted to "professional fapping" in the meantime, which is great and awful simultaneously, but maybe now it will change, when I got a better job and I live alone. And I know the clock is ticking.

>>941964699 (OP)
That really depends on what counts as sex.

>>941969895
>>941969895
Is there any treatment for that?

>>941969538
Life is busy. Don't have time to be chasing girls, let alone spend time with one.

>>941970032
Yeah surgery. She scheduled to have it removed next month

>>941969976
You’re going to die alone. The cats will eat your eyes out. The neighbors will call the police when the smell gets too bad.

>>941970289
I've been smoking a lot of weed during those years and recently I started feeling pains in my chest. Maybe the cancer is coming and you are right..

>>941970505
Peace be with you. In heaven you will have all the virgins you could ever want.

>>941964699 (OP)
Last night.

>>941964699 (OP)
It’s been 3 1/2 months, my BWC is going crazy. Check em

Last night I met a girl dressed as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader at a Halloween party.

She seemed like the new one in the friend group, so I decided to take my shot.

It was fun, though I couldn’t finish and just kept going longer than I would’ve liked.

Nailed an asian CD at like 3am.

>>941971117
You two gonna hook up in the future? You think you drank too much to finish?

>>941970566
I was never into virgins, bro. It literally feels like some fucking werid ass fetish.

>>941964699 (OP)
>When’s the last time you had sex?

52M

With a woman: 12 years
With a man: 4 years
With myself: 2 days
With a dog: 2 years

>>941971988
ChatGPT said:

I don’t know! I got her number — she’s hot — but she left really early in the morning.

Since I hit my 30s, it’s been taking me a lot longer to finish. It can be fun for her, but after a while it just gets frustrating for me.

>>941966904
same bro I'm 42 now. last got it wet about 11 years ago. am poorfag though so can't even pay for it. jerking off is cool though I guess, it's no hassle or drama at least.

>>941973267
how do sex yourself pl0x?

>>941974446
>how do sex yourself pl0x?

1) Place right hand around penis
2) Move right hand up and down length of penis while squeezing lightly
3) ??
4) Profit!

>>941965134
been married for 20 years. wife still has an amazing bod. last night was the first time in a while both our girls were having sleepovers so we had the place to ourselves. i ate her out until she came, very hard, and she is usually expectant of being fucked post cum but i had zero erection. which basically means it's not gonna happen. it wouldn't bug me since she already got her O but she has a desire to feel me cum in her and is totally let down when that happens. I actually got up and ordered boner pills at like 3 in the morning. it's gonna ruin my weekend if I keep thinking about it. getting older sucks. I've had about half a million raging bones i had no use for in my 20's and now i'm wishing i could pull a few from the bank

>>941964699 (OP)
Never
I hate being old fat and ugly

Couple days ago, and going to here in an hour or so

>>941964699 (OP)
Wednesday. Had a devil's 3 way.

Going to a sex club tonight dressed as a slutty rabbit. Hope to suck some cock at the glory hole. Might get pegged as well!

>>941974807
das not sex das just jerkin. virgin

>>941973267
Story time about dog?

>>941975890
>the stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.

Well I broke up with my ex on or before 2021 and she's the only lay I ever had. To my credit she kept reaching out despite me completely ghosting her until about 2023 when she met someone else and had a kid which I confirmed eventually. I hope she's doing well because I would have made a terrible degenerate partner.

31M
yesterday, with my wife
I'm a boring normie, I know

>>941964699 (OP)
The last time women weren't all delusional leftoid NPCs or golddiggers

>>941965792
*Angry lesbian detected
Why do lez pretend 2 b str8 men on 4chan?

>>941964699 (OP)
Fucked a hooker on Tuesday and my GF on Tuesday and Thursday

2 days ago. Cummed in my pregnant gf after about 3 min. It had been about 10 weeks.

>>941964699 (OP)
5 years now....I don't really miss it, tbh.

>>941982526
What makes you think I'm a woman and why do you think that guys cant use vibrators? My wife sucks at hand jobs and the gadget does the job in under a minute.

>>941964699 (OP)
11.5 years.

>>941988256
What happened back in 2013?

>>941990005
GTA5 was released

>>941964699 (OP)
another life if one believes such nightmares.

>>941964699 (OP)
WIth your dad before he passed away

Never, I am an adult virgin