Thread 941966082

Cozy edition

Where's my cozy gang at?

>>941967460
up your ass....

>>941967505
damn

I don't know if i'm cozy but i'm here so, hello

>>941967918
Are you the Big Bad Wolf™, or just a bad wolf? If the latter, what makes you bad at being a wolf?

Being the bbw only brought me bad things so, shortened it? idk, i'm not here to bring troubles either ways

>>941968061
Maybe you're just a wolf then?

>>941967918
Hello wolfie

>>941968301
As long as no one is here to hunt me again, all good i guess?

>>941968467
Hello o ^^

>>941968468
Why would anyone hunt you? :o Pretty sure wolves are under protection in most of Europe, if not all.

Ayo bitches!

My head fucking hurts but nurse Ruru is on the case ^_^

>>941968570
Oh no, it still hurts? :{ Take it easy today Lux

>>941968624
I found out that blowjobs really help to soothe the ache :D

Good morning

hey homos

>>941972133
>>941973641
whats up

man. i don’t think i’ll get out of bed at all today. (-_-)zzz

>>941968570
:o i hope you’re okay buddy.
how’s Ruru nursing you?

>>941967460
HI HI HI HI HI ∩^ω^∩
>>941967505
O_O
>>941967918
hi there!

>>941975104
>>941968831
^_^
And basically doing all the things like groceries and cooking. Forbade me to leave my bed all day. Also gave me a very long back and neck message during which I cried because I just can't get over how much of a sweetheart he is. That engagement came not a moment too soon and not a moment too late. I am so happy with him <3

Though he did drop my yoghurt and made an awful mess xD

>>941974943
Get up kitty! You have to play to be happy, can't just sleep all day (just most of it)!>>941975181
>∩^ω^∩
Kitty!

My headache is getting a bit worse. I think we're off to the hospital just to make sure. It's not bad on the level of a migraine but it's just a pulsating pain and I just wanna be certain. Dad is coming over to drive me. And ofc Ruadhán is with me as well ^-^

It was funny how he was on the phone on loudspeaker with my dad and dad said: "How did he manage to do that?!" And Ruadhán said "He just slipped and fell". Then my dad said "The rest of the family is downstairs. They can't hear you. You can be honest. Was it a sex accident?"
> Ruadhán sighs and softly says "yes..."
> My dad starts swearing calling me a retard in French in 100 different ways and then ends the call with "I'll be there soon"
Don't worry about it guys. It will likely just be fine.

>>941976938
huuuu but kitty so cozy huddled in his blankie.
just missing my perfect owner <3
i wish he was here to sniff OwO
i wonder how you smell like…

>>941975815
>he did drop my yoghurt and made an awful mess xD
hehe, with you i can never tell if it’s a sexual innuendo ;p
>>941977390
oh no Luxie. i’m so sorry you’re feeling like that. but you’re right, likely no need to worry. if anything, this is a fun thing to cross off your bucket list hehe. and i love hearing your family’s reactions to your shenanigans XD

>>941977566
> hehe, with you i can never tell if it’s a sexual innuendo ;p
This time it isn't hahaha
> and i love hearing your family’s reactions to your shenanigans
They always come at my expense xD I just hope that dad really believes that it's an accident and that it wasn't Ruadhán being way too rough with me. I mean, he is - but not in this instance.

>>941977757
i’m sure they believe him when he says it’s sex related ;p

oh god. kitty transformation really is happening.
i just want to lay around and be pet and pampered all day long :( i need to clean my room a bit but… i just want pets. and cuddles. and praise. and for owner to feed me little snacks directly to my mouth, where i can give his hand a little kiss

Just what I expected. Light concussion but nothing too serious. Doc advised me to maybe take Monday off if I'm still feeling bad by then. Texted work and they said it's fine, I'll just have to give them a call tomorrow evening to make an estimation whether I'll be able to show up on Monday. Now back to getting nursed. I and be breastfed. Wait what the fuck WHY DID I SAY THAT?! I JUST... I JUST TYPED THAT WITHOUT THINKING!!! What would his reaction be if I tried that... I'll find out later tonight.

>>941977468
I wish I was under you blankie too :3
What's the weather like in the, as Lux put it, Hardware Store state? Here it was veeery warm today. Around 20 degrees Celsius. Felt like September, not November :p
>>941977390
Oh noo Lux 0_0 I still hope it's nothing serious...
I also hope hospitals in Luxembourg work faster than here, otherwise we won't know whether you are okay or not for the next 3 hours... :P Please keep us updated though.
>>941977757
>I just hope that dad really believes that it's an accident and that it wasn't Ruadhán being way too rough with me
Uhhh... yeah that could be awkward if he assumed you're just getting abused until you cum... which totally isn't true by the way...
>>941978779
Kitty!
>>941979022
Checked :o
>*pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet*
That's all for now :> More when you clean your room and move around a little. You have to keep moving to retain your agile kitty capabilities!
>feed me little snacks directly to my mouth
And I just happen to have some... chocolate cake here... chocolate with orange to be exact :D

>>941980730
Oh, so it's nothing seious haha, how neat :D
>I and be breastfed
O_O
Ahem... excuse me?

Now it's getting interesting x)

>>941981022
I wanna succ his nipples :3
>>941980963
I never get abused until I cu--- fuck. I'm really into abuse huh...

Good afternoon

>>941983546
Hello good afternooner

>>941980730
nipple sucking is… hnnnnnnnnnnnng OwO
mine are so sensitive. fuck i miss that… i need that. like i’d be out loud whimpering… crying… i’d have to cover my mouth it’s too good.
fuck i’m fully distracted now…
>>941980963
>I wish I was under you blankie too :3
and we could just exchange each other’s breath for air (〃ω〃)
>What's the weather like in the, as Lux put it, Hardware Store state?
generally speaking, hot and extremely humid in the summer, cold and extremely dry in the winter. it’s not very pleasant generally, except right around now in the fall. it’s nice and cool and breezy today, 59F/15C.
oh damn. so it’s cooler here than there? :o oh my… somebody tell the weather man he got mixed up.
we also get slightly below average precipitation if i had to guess. so yeah… not my favorite!
i will say i’m grateful we experience the full range of 4 seasons. but it seems it’s only the bad side of all of them if that makes sense.
>That's all for now :> More when you clean your room and move around a little. You have to keep moving to retain your agile kitty capabilities!
:OOO i think that’s your first time not giving me everything i want, whenever i want it… i’m not used to this! no no no i’ve been too spoiled…
uhhh… so no more pets? even if i give you puppy eyes?
what if i get on my knees? or whine? or nudge your face? or go on a hunger strike?
sigh… the time has come for me to be a responsibikitty… i can do this (*´꒳`*)
i want to make you proud to have me as your kitten! :3
>And I just happen to have some... chocolate cake here... chocolate with orange to be exact :D
(´⊙ω⊙`) AND I’M SUPPOSED TO DO CHORES KNOWING THAT INFORMATION?

>>941983767
>so it’s cooler here than there?
Well, right now it probably is cooler than 15C because it's evening here already but yeah, throughout the day it was warmer than that Im afraid.
>we experience the full range of 4 seasons. but it seems it’s only the bad side of all of them if that makes sense
You're around the same latitude as central Spain, so in terms of coolness you're still better off than in case you'd live on the opposite side of the ocean :P So there's that at least. Could've been worse :D
It doesn't sound all that bad all things considered honeslty.
>:OOO i think that’s your first time not giving me everything i want, whenever i want it…
It's... actually not! I did the same thing when I was encouraging you to drop weed... some 2 months ago I think ;p Man, the time flies so fast...
Also hey I did pet you, so it's not like I *didn't* give you what you wanted. I did but in limited numbers :3
>what if i get on my knees? or whine? or nudge your face? or go on a hunger strike?
Aren't you on hunger strike by default these days? :P
Alright, I'm joking >_< please don't be sad! I will give you more pets!
>sigh… the time has come for me to be a responsibikitty… i can do this (*´꒳`*)
Oh... but pets shoratge did work apparently :D
Sure you can do this! Who if not you?
>(´⊙ω⊙`) AND I’M SUPPOSED TO DO CHORES KNOWING THAT INFORMATION?
Yup :3 A tasty chocolate cake with oranges. Waiting for you. Interesting perspective, isn't it?

>>941983767
Imagine Owner licking your neck and then dragging his tongue down to your nipple and then down your tummy to your dick.

ENJOY

I'm gonna try to get breastfed now. We're both shirtless now hehe.

>>941985660
So uhhhh... how's the milking goin?

>>941985660
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
I turned around and started sucking on his nipple
> "What's this? Usually we never do nipple play haha, silly boy"
> "I'm breastfeeding :}"
> He cups my head with both his hands and brings his face to my face peering into my soul
> "Babe. What?!"
> He tries to give a serious look but I see a very light smirk emerge from the corners of his mouth
> put on a silly high pitch voice
> "Yummy bweast miwk fwom Iwewand"
> He fucking loses it
> On the ground laughing with tears
> Grabs me and parks me in the shower
> "Get naked and wait here"
> Obediently oblige
> He comes back... With... A... Milk... Carton...
> "Feed."
> Suck his nipple
> He opens the carton and lets it gush over his chest
> Try to catch as much as I can
> Both laughing our ass of
> Literally choke on the milk laughing
> Coughing fit
> Continue laughing
> Shower and exchange blowjobs
> He: "Don't think I'm gonna do a full day without anal though"
> Me: "We're in the shower now so we might as well..."
> Fuck each other till we cum
> Finally just since regular uneventful sex
> Feels weird

>>941984997
i managed to do some laundry, still waiting for some stuff to finish washing. but sigh… i’m just so lazy and weak. it’s sunset already and i haven’t done anything. it’s so frustrating. and i’m all out of weed and promised i wouldn’t have any more, and i know i shouldn’t have any more anyways because i’m developing stoner brain (cannot concentrate or remember jackshit, stumbling and slurring words even when not actively high) and it’s WAY too expensive to keep up, so i won’t. but man. it’s like torture. and people say weed isn’t addictive. to be fair, it isn’t weed itself for me. evidentially i just have issues with discipline in general. it just sucks. it’s so bad. i don’t think i communicate properly just how poor my energy levels are. :/ took me 2 weeks+ to read The Little Prince as you know. i just wish i could be normal and not constant disappointing others and my own self. anyways… sorry just a bit of a whiney kitty today AS USUAL @_@ i’m sowwyyy…
>It doesn't sound all that bad all things considered honeslty.
no the weather sucksss here, it’s almost never comfortable outside. and unfortunately, that isn’t even one of the worst things about living here. i wish i could enjoy walking in a city…
>Also hey I did pet you, so it's not like I *didn't* give you what you wanted. I did but in limited numbers :3
but it’s never enough (´⊙ω⊙`)
why am i cursed with gluttony and greed (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)
>please don't be sad! I will give you more pets!
grrr… give me pets NOW and THEN i’ll be less sad >:(((( i can’t risk you LYING!
>Oh... but pets shoratge did work apparently :D
(^ω^)”
>Sure you can do this! Who if not you?
clean their room and take basic care of themselves? you. Curly. Lux. Bad Wolf. everyone else but me probably m(._.)m
rahhhhh.

depression + addiction + neuroticism is such hell. i can’t list all of the things due privacy. but luckily never heroin, meth, crack, or cocaine i’ll say that. and yes i know i sound pathetic crying about being addicted to fucking weed. but i was also a heavy alcoholic for almost 4 years and have done other things. and have a horrible relationship with food. i binge and sometimes even purge to get high, i also starve to get high. i’ve considered water poisoning just to get high and have gotten close. suffocating myself, everything. i. just. hate. feeling. i need escape.

>>941984997
>A tasty chocolate cake with oranges. Waiting for you. Interesting perspective, isn't it?
unfortunately i did not earn this today, please do not give me any. if i can finish cleaning my room tomorrow… then you may consider. i only want rewards when i deserve them.
although… that sounds tasty. chocolate cake with orange? like orange in it or on the side?

>>941984997
i really hope you’re having a lovely day today, O. i know you mentioned visiting graves today. hopefully you’re doing okay, please don’t worry about the things i said tonight! that was my fault, i had forgotten today was an emotional holiday for you. i am very sorry. i love you! more than anything in this world.

Sup Faggots

>>941989361 are you the same kitty as >>941989759 this kitty? I only know one person who gave all his drugs and stuff up, and that was becasue he had a baby and needed to sort himself out, it seems like a really hard thing to do. and weed is one of the worst I hate it sooo much. I wish I could offer you an alternative tbh. Doubt religion is up your alley? I suppose a lvoing relationship where someone is willing to put up with your problem would work, but its a lot to ask of someone. have you made any positive steps?

>>941990425
hey :)
>>>941989361 (You) # are you the same kitty as >>941989759 (You) # this kitty?
yes, both are me. i sometimes add a prefix to my name depending on my mood heh.
>I only know one person who gave all his drugs and stuff up, and that was becasue he had a baby and needed to sort himself out
oh no that’s not me. no kids.
>it seems like a really hard thing to do. and weed is one of the worst I hate it sooo much.
same :/ i’m really sorry buddy. and people don’t take it seriously.
>Doubt religion is up your alley?
absolutely not a fan. i’m not against simply believing in a god, i think that’s fine, and if anything, that gives meaning to one’s life so i honestly envy anyone that can do that. i just believe that the existence of a good god is entirely impossible and nothing can convince me otherwise while torture and suffering is occurring everyday.
for example, god made it so lions are REQUIRED to tear innocent zebras apart, bloody, screaming, ripped to shreds in front of their innocent zebra babies… just to survive. that’s not the lion being evil, that’s just intrinsic to our disgusting world. what kind of good god would make suffering a requirement to existence? please don’t actually answer me, i know the answer you’ll likely reply with, and i already have a response and don’t feel like typing more.
and religion itself is even worse. if you’ve ever read any mainstream holy texts (tora, bible, quaran etc.) i’m hoping i don’t need to explain why i find those ideologies evil.
i apologize for the extremely rude reply! genuinely. i’m sorry for the attitude. you seem really cool… but it’s 4chan so alas. i’m going to speak my mind with no restrictions teehee.

>>941990425
i’m sorry, i always hit post before replying to everything XD
>I suppose a lvoing relationship where someone is willing to put up with your problem would work, but it’s a lot to ask of someone.
and that’s 100% my dilemma. no one would, or SHOULD tolerate me. i couldn’t do that to someone in good conscience.
only the most loving people would ever agree to tolerate me. meaning i’d be punishing some of the most sensitive, caring, sweet, compassionate, selfless people ever. which makes me evil.

>>941989361
Believe me I know well it may be hard sometimes to just focus on working, and be at least a little bit productive. I have had my fair amount of issues too. I used to struggle with putting any amount of effort into my work, I had no motivation at all o do anything, I just wished I could stare into my ceilling all day every day. Now, I still wouldn't risk saying I'm good, that is, I am still not ass well-organized as I used to be but I'm certainly a lot better than I used to say, 2 or 3 years ago. Did that experience of saddness and suffering teach me anything? Probably not unfortunately. So what happened that made me improve by any margin? Honestly... nothing happened. Nobody reached out to help me. No extraordinary luck came to my aid. I just forced myself to do stuff. I gritted my teeth and beared with it. I didnt see any other way out... in this life at least. It is what it is. And cruel truth is, if you're feeling bad, if you're not in the mood, if you're down on luck and no longer pleasant to be around, majority of people will most likely treat you like shit. People are egoistic. And people treating you like shit won't make you improve either. So if you want to improve your situation, you have to fight for it. And there is nothing to gain by forestalling the fight.
And yeah, I do get that saying it like that sounds pretentious - "just get up and get better lole", and to be fair - I've never had any problems with addiction or substance abuse, so you admittedly have it harder than me (though you at least have a job and I guess a stable family situation at the moment). But nonetheless, I'm just being honest here - I don't see any magical solution to a problem like yours, or mine for that matter. It's the same like cleaning a very messy storage, full of garbage, old furniture, with years worth of dust on the floor. You just have to clean it up piece by piece. Little steps. Until it's clean. It's possible - you just have to remain consistent.

>>941989361
>i wish i could enjoy walking in a city…
American cities do seem like hell in that regard, I'll give you that :P
>but it’s never enough (´⊙ω⊙`)
:O
So I can never feel fulfilled as an owner petting you? Even if try very hard?
>*pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet*
Wew... that's quite a few pets :o
>grrr… give me pets NOW
I just did >.<
>clean their room and take basic care of themselves? you. Curly. Lux. Bad Wolf. everyone else but me probably m(._.)m
Yes, you can! Go do it, make me proud grrr!
>and people say weed isn’t addictive
Whoever told you this was lying :p
>i’ve considered water poisoning just to get high and have gotten close. suffocating myself, everything.
O_O ...not recently I hope?

>>941989759
>unfortunately i did not earn this today, please do not give me any
I will anyway :3
>like orange in it or on the side?
In it :D
>i really hope you’re having a lovely day today
It was rather pleasant all around. I'm trying to focus on the good things and not overthink the bad. The glass half full and so on.
>i am very sorry
Don't be sorry >_<

>>941990902
Why are you sorry too me, I never touch drugs aside from like codiene for migranes, and even then I prefer to just cry myself too sleep and wake up feeling fresh. And on teh god thing, I just dont believe it, I dont particularly care about anuimals ripping eachother apart, I quite enjoy watching my dog catch and eat rabbits and stuff, hes not very good at it but hes teh cutest thing in the world with a fresh caatch,
And now to clear something else up, I despise organised religion, all of them, and not for any human rights reasons or mysogeny or that bullshit I just hate people telling me what to do. I think as someone who at one point got a scientific degree, waste of time for a reclusive disgenic freak like me since appearance is everything, but I digress, the world is truly more interesting and fascinating than mythical tales, pick any topic and it's more interesting,

Also it wasnt a rude reply ????? I opened with "sup faggots" ffs you can say and call me whatever i've heard worse after all, I am a cs2 player.

>>941990988
Yeah this is a big reason I am afraid to even try dating, I litterally dont know what I want aside from how I enjoy solitude, if I turn out to be a homo, that wouldn't be good if I am dating a girl. but If I turn out to not enjoy men, I'd feel bad trying to date a guy or more likely a femboy/ladyboy, tbh I am probs just a late stage porn addict. Nothing makes sense to me, I missed to many developmental milestones.

Suffice to say, I emathise with you a little bit bro, but I also dont know what can be done, people have tried really hard to help me before and give me things to live for and I havce squandered tehm all, like in school I never study I just game and read manga and rott. Never put in effort, I thought it wouldnt hurt if I didnt try, but as it turns out not doing things hurts the most. or maybe if I tried super hard and failed I would have yeeted myself I dont know tbh. I do enjoy complaining tho

>>941991297
you’re much too sweet and caring toward me, O. thank you so much. i appreciate everything you do for me, how much you tolerate, how kind and gentle you are with me. thank you. and so so patient. i really hope you don’t care too much, i don’t want our chats to only bring bad emotions :/
i read everything you said and took it to heart. that’s the other thing… i have a huge fear of getting my foot stuck in my mouth (it’s a figure of speech, just making sure that isn’t lost in translation lol) so i may not respond with a lot, despite you writing such meaningful paragraphs. i’m sorry. i did read all of what you had to say and it did touch me.
i’m very very proud of you and hope you only go up from here, i love you. i wish i could hug you.
>>941991571
>American cities do seem like hell in that regard, I'll give you that :P
no kidding. i made a rule that i’m never going into the city (near me) ever again. then my cousin beggeddd me to pick her up and it was in the city. okay, fine… maybe it’ll be fine this time. and of course some beggar asks me for money, i didn’t have any (truly) and he starts yelling and threatening me etc. etc. urban hell. i hate it here. many more stories too and that was extremely tame.
>So I can never feel fulfilled as an owner petting you? Even if try very hard?
don’t worry… i’m a very paradoxical being. i need more more more but i’m also very sensitive… so if you were to pet me, i’d probably happily faint into your lap (*´꒳`*)
>Yes, you can! Go do it, make me proud grrr!
:(((
>...not recently I hope?
everyday

>>941991763
>I will anyway :3
>like orange in it or on the side?
>In it :D
:OOO how interesting. yes, i’d love some! thank you so much my loving and forgiving owner.

>>941991763
>It was rather pleasant all around. I'm trying to focus on the good things and not overthink the bad. The glass half full and so on.
you have a great head on your shoulders <3 i’m glad you view it that way. i’m trying my best to.

>>941988741
I've made a pact with Ruadhán that this story will NOT be shared with the family xD

>>941992845
>*feeds you a piece of cake*
The oranges are a little sour, it balances the sweetness of chocolate very well :D
>>941992702
>everyday
:(((
really, every single one of them? :(
>i wish i could hug you
Same :D I hope I could heal you with my cuddles :3
>of course some beggar asks me for money, i didn’t have any (truly) and he starts yelling and threatening me etc
Eww. What the hell. Awareness that any random guy can also have a gun and/or be on drugs must make these interactions 1000 times more unnerving. Nightmare.
>i read everything you said and took it to heart
Thank you. I'm not sure if I used the best words to reach you out. But I do hope you find strength within yourself to self-improve. Really, I mean it. The only way is the way forward and I would love to see you walk on it with a smile on your face.
>>941994349
Can't wait to read the greentext about you accidentally sharing it with some aunt on the second day of Christmas :p

Alrighty, 2am gonna sleep now
>>941994349
Goodnight Irish mantitty sucker. Hope your head won't hurt anymore tomorrow.
>>941993208
Goodnight kitty, I hope you're gonna feel better tomorrow. And that you don't try poisoning yourself. Or suffocating. Please don't >.<
>*pet pet pet pet pet*
>>941992644
Goodnight troll

>>941995164
Oh lord don't even get me started on my aunts and uncles. My sibs and ancestors are cool folks but some of my aunts and uncles... My mom's older sister is an alcoholic wreck who married a loser after her 3rd divorce (birds of a feather...) and everytime I say ANYTHING nice or funny about Ruadhán, she knows how to sour the mood by going like "Oh really? He gives you an hour long massage? I haven't had a massage in 10 years! And I wouldn't even be able to afford one from a massage therapist because I'm being shorted on my salary all the time!"

No Maria, your salary isn't being shorted, you're getting fewer benefits because you CAN work but refuse to and then end up spending half of what remains on Lágrima. *eye roll*...

>>941995551
Ngl it will still hurt tomorrow but probably less. Man he has cared so well for me today... I'm really gonna have to reward him big time tomorrow. I'm gonna redefine eating ass.

How do I become a gay puppyboy for a man?