Thread 941970025

Celeb Fresh

based corky

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Haley Lu Richardson

on celebs wiki pages there should be a list of people they've had sex with
and if its a lot of people the list should get a separate wiki article

>>941970630
ah shit thats the blurred version. my bad anons

>>941970652
you're right, that one is much better

>>941970652
mmmmm booby nupple nom nom nom

Very nice.

Finally. Man accused of sexual offences will live in large home and be called by his name.

>>941971832
he's literally homeless now and has to couchsurf at the house of the guy who threw him on the street. Still not enough punishment but a good start

>>941971943
Andrew's multimillion pound 'cottage' that he has been sent to. Even their 'punishment' is far better than 99% of us could ever hope for.

>>941970025 (OP)
dua

Kstew?

>>941973268
HiM dOnT tO tAlK

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman... I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

>>941973268
dewy lulu

>>941973484
oh my god... hahaha haha! comically ugly!

>>941973507
I-I g-g-guess a-after V-Vic t-told m-me s-s-several m-men a-a-at t-t-the p-party w-w-were s-s-stuffing t-t-their h-hands i-into h-her p-pants a-a-and t-t-tried t-t-to p-pull o-out h-her p-panties... T-They w-w-were r-r-really b-b-being a-a-a nuisance, c-c-constantly f-f-following h-her a-a-around, b-behind, a-a-and m-making m-multiple h-hand p-plunges o-or a-a-attempts i-into h-her p-pants e-e-every m-minute, s-s-she s-said...

>>941973484
lolzy at that crooked ass witch nose and those paper thin lips, dude...

I love the anon who thinks he's won arguments in these threads because the other party left and had things to do. Always Here = Default Victory

YIMBY or NIMBY?

MINBY

>>941974246
YIMBY. I'm a bottom.

>>941974697
Be sure to join an HOA then. You'll be in heaven

>>941974996
Such a hot throat toy

>>941974996
She looks so fertile.

hot take but i think porn has literally fried some of ur brains

Everyone in my neighborhood is a senior citizen or sex offender, no kids around to go trick or treating

Halloween is a dead holiday because religious fanatics have created a culture of fear and hatred for their neighbors

>>941975432
move out of that shithole red state

>>941975432
>my neighborhood is full of sex offenders
>why don't religious fanatics want their kids trick-or-treating here?

>>941975546
>>941975556
imagine being this fake and gay

>>941975663
Drunk yet today? How are you coping with no SNAP benefits? Let it all out.

>>941975494
AAA+

>>941971832
That entire family is drenched in blood, and you know he's not the only pedo - just the one who got caught. Brits are fucking retarded for keeping the "royals" around and putting their heads on pikes in a public square.

CHOLI PLEASE BRO

what is the point of posting this guys head in every thread

beady getting btfo 2day!!!

CUTE

>>941976845
Wrong day

>>941977034
ok

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>>941977052
its not 2011 anymore

>>941977137
we got a genius ITT

>>941977052
See you next Stewday

>>941976460
Was this for a movie? There's no fucking way Dakota Fanning takes her own garbage to the curb.

>>941971379
Nutted.

>>941977363
nope, she was just taking her trash bin out

problem?

>>941977488
Is beady in there?

>>941977488
Major problem. There's absolutely no sensible reason she should be doing that.

>>941977626
why? she isnt some billionaire. she probably let her helper take a day off. jesus christ man

>>941977052
Why is she holding Jacob's mother's smallest dildo?

He obsessively posts an anonymous homeless stranger because he utterly detests himself.

>>941977808
she holds it proudly having washed every last stain and smeg crust from it

>>941976646
Just a Rapidly Balding jew

He ironically unintentionally annoys everyone around him except BD.

>>941977708
She's a young, beautiful, wealthy actress in LA. It's not like she's some who's that character actor or background extra. WTF?

Imagine if quipping and trolling these threads 24 hours a day was your only connection to other human beings. Imagine if you were obese, chronically unemployed, and entirely dependent on state benefits, so you took our your bitterness and self-hatred here by calling everyone pedos, spamming Beady's ugly face, and starting arguments for attention. Any sensible person would kill himself, but not that anon.

>>941978115
she lives in NYC and like i said maybe she let her garbage guy take a day off cause she is a compassionate human being capable of taking her own trash bin to the curb once or twice a year

calm down

>>941978202
It's not right.

Jacob's mother would not be proud if she knew... everything.

>>941978357
here is casey affleck taking out his brother ben afflecks trash lmao

>>941978524
oh she knows, and it moistens her

check out those muscles

>>941979216
Monkey strength

I went to God just to see
And I was looking at me
Saw Heaven and Hell were lies
When I'm God, everyone dies

>>941977919
This picture triggered me to fap and cum to Kstew

>>941979425
K stewpid

wtf is going on with her tits

grim

>>941979621
not a celeb

>>941979621
is there more evidence that this is not just a photoshop fail?

>>941979621
they're merging into one megatit

>>941979819
yeah

>>941979425
nice, here's her growler to finish on

>>941979860

symmastia

>>941978567
Imagine being with Ana, fucking it up, then having to slum it with J-Lo, who eventually gets tired of your shit and dumps you too, all while having to cut child support checks to Jennifer Garner who also didn't want you. I'm amazed he hasn't just killed himself.

>>941979621
i guess this is our first look at her new updated tits, she was talking about upgrading her implants before and this seems to be the results.
still need to see her topless to properly judge the new tits.
doesn't help that she loves to tweak and photoshop her pics which always makes her look worse

young scholar, what good can all this knowledge be if it was so easily taken from you?

>>941979901
Nta but I like the other angle more

what you sayin, famala... k-stew and sheboons, yeah? fuck this. I'm outta here.

>>941981089
fart on my dick

bump

teensvideosphotos.com

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>>941981143
good posts

>>941979891
worrysome
I really liked her boobs

Allison hi

shes not done dressing up

inb4 literally who

>>941981790
She must still be in song promotion mode. Not that I'm complaining

visiting for the first time in over 6 months and still getting multiple md5 filter hits...
go touch grass for fucks sake

filter this big boy

>>941981399
hi <3

>>941981901
Elisha is mogging everyone ITT

why would i filter an actual celeb picture, dumbfuck?

I guess allison doesnt like me anymore
https://youtu.be/8-r-V0uK4u0?si=hbJMOrynrafwTeVW

>>941982131
noooo ;_; i was walkin' my pup >>941982077

>>941982107
No argument there
Upgrade

favorite smashing pumpkins song

https://youtu.be/8wP7qdZf8vo?list=RD8wP7qdZf8vo

>>941982246
katatonia wealth

https://youtu.be/FEq9uMKiRWY?si=YXMpH4sOXQGPALbK

lily ho sheen

>>941982190
Thanks

>>941982477
how are her teeth that yellow

>>941982621
Semen diet

tbh i forgot smashing pumpkins existed until alien earth played cherub rock at the end of that one ep kek

>>941982414
this is neat <3
reminds me of something i can't quite put my finger on

may i?

https://youtu.be/JGNsn50DUss?list=RDJGNsn50DUss

she dressed up as a pornstar who gets DP'd

>>941982762
jk she dress as whatever this pink thing is

>>941982496
Anytime :)

>>941983453
I'd be lucky to last 10 pumps in her.

>>941983511
Pale Queen
>>941983524
I'd be nutting instantly anon, I get it

>>941983569
If I was entering her from behind and looking at her perfect, creamy, pale back, I don't know if I'd even make it inside her before spurting.

>>941983613
Entering her from any angle is the same, just such a tight pale body

im a day late on my horror movies

https://youtu.be/FN6jIvKiYOs?si=7WwciLhJLDdsa20N

>>941983569
>>941983696
Crafted to make you cum again and again

>>941983769
Perfectly made in every way to drain human cock

>>941983705
>dat riccipic
have you seen 'weapons'?

>>941983812
Not just human

>>941983705
You can have Halloween every day anon, it's perfectly legal in most states (fuq Hawaii)

>>941984576
Are you always here?

>>941983569
sex on her back

dove

check these numbers

>>941985902
ZEG
PEG

>>941982634
jeez, how yellow are your teeth ?

>>941986723
Yes pls

if i were a farmer and eddie munster came in and started kicking my corn, you could understand how I could be a bit upset

>>941987248
I like to plough her furrows

ALLISON HATES ME

>>941987408
sorry corky

>>941987279
that's my wholesome midwestern tomboy wife you're talkin' about there, sizzlechest

>>941987408
naw, probably not <3

>>941987233
beg4thepeg

dont act like you dont hate me

>>941987703
oh, it's you. what made you think i hate you? we always have such nice conversations. :(

>>941987248
Hollywood promotes senseless crop destruction

>>941987793
I dont know im just mad, also lots of anons think I hate you, yeah its unfortunately me

>>941987806
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>>941987617
I would

>>941987806
i just got screamed at by freddy krueger

>>941987863
i'm sorry. i hope i didn't do anything to upset you. i always enjoy it when you're here. sincerely. i never got the impression you didn't like me, and i certainly don't dislike you. <3

>>941987542
she has a farmgirls wide and shapely ass, and I wouuld defile it

>>941988027
I have no idea, you are a friend

>>941988027
those motion-activated Halloween decorations are gettin' wild. soon they'll be yelling ads if you don't buy the premium subscription.
>YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR LIMIT OF FREE SCARES FOR TODAY. PLEASE UPGRADE FOR FURTHER FRIGHTS

>>941987942
me too tbh

>>941988070
back off my barnyard baddie, crazynipples. :P

>>941988152
you've always been very sweet when we talk, and you have adorable riccipics. i have no reason to dislike you unless there's something sinister i don't know. <3 it's always a joy to see ya around.

>>941988201
you are an unfit mother. your child will be placed in the custody of spirit halloween.

watermella

>til there's a movie called miranda in which a guy gets to kiss ricci's feet
why live?

>>941988402
there's not anything you dont know, im just some dude, that cailee butt though, have a lucy

>>941988402
you a good

>>941988534
well, you're a very sweet dude. <3
>lucy
aw, what a nice lil butt. her eyes though...<333

>>941988402
i snortl'd
>left my house for a couple hours, came back and someone had already set up a Spirit Halloween

>>941988636
(^///^) you too, anon.

>>941988668
>i snortl'd
cute.
>i went to a fight and hockey game broke out

>>941970025 (OP)
best ass

oh choli my choli

>>941988739
Careful with that joke, it's an antique! :D

>>941989273
you really are the worst poster here

>>941985552
Not a bad attempt

>>941989638
Cutie

>>941989638
>>941989724
doublespuds!

>>941989771
I knew it would summon you sershey

A-All t-t-the g-g-good s-s-sirs s-s-say I-I-I-I s-shouldn't h-h-have her...

>>941989856
I have not been far! tidying up my shop is all

>>941989852
Cute af

>>941989340
hey, that killed at the fall of jericho wrap party

>>941989967
My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

>>941990362
>>941988739
Okay okay okay. I will watch Cailee movie tonight.

>>941990546
yisssss do dat

>>941990657
trees, ice cream, blue jeans, that is painfully american. Where is the bald eagle flying above the canopy.

>>941990362
heh! I hope you're having a cozy Saturday there!

ALLISON PLEASE

they left out best girl

>>941991236
What a waste.

>>941991312
yeah. she could have been the cat in the hat

>>941990657
I will very soon

>>941991362
where the heck is lili?

>>941991789
>>941991789
>>941991789

cum