Thread 941976287

Was hanging out with my mate the other day when he randomly goes

>“Disrespectfully, your girl has a fat fucking ass”

>I just laughed and said “I know”

What does this mean?

>pic rel, her

Sounds like he’s testing the waters to see how open you’d be to letting him get a chance at that big ass

>>941976669
Nice almost quads, you think so? I do see him chatting her up a bunch whenever we're at a party

>>941976700
He wanted you to be hype about his interest and show him nudes the fact that he said “disrespectfully” probably means he at the very least thinks of her ass when he’s shooting ropes maybe he’d be down to tribute her nudes with you

>>941976700
Think of it like a two pronged offensive. He’s chatting her up and getting close to her while he’s testing how jealous of a guy you are. He’s smarter than most

>>941976840
It would be weird for me to just do that

>>941976925
Wow, and he's seeing I'm not the jealous type

>>941976987
I’ve hyped up friends about their gfs before and been rewarded by seeing the nudes only made us better friends

>>941976987
Since you're ok with sharing her here I'm going to assume you're ok with him blasting ropes to her as well

>>941976287 (OP)
>>941976987
Your friend has good taste that’s a nice ass

>>941977053
How did they go about that

>>941977077
Yeah I find it hot

>>941976287 (OP)
hes trying to tell you shes fat and needs to loose weight, tell that fatty to put down the fork

>>941977110
Ur a cuck?

>>941976287 (OP)
Old pasta is old. Fuck off, faggot.

>>941977149
Just like appreciation of a fat ass

>>941977110
We were drinking and hanging out and I complimented their gfs looks saying something like “I can only imagine how lucky you feel” couple drinks later my friend opens his phone to a nude of his gf and tell me “you have no idea” instant hard on when he swiped through a few of them not as awkward as you would assume if your friend is listing about her he wouldn’t make you showing him her nudes awkward

>>941977189
>>941977110
Why not let him borrow your unlocked phone when he’s over to your place might be fun to see how long he waits before going to the bathroom to drain his nuts to her big ass

>>941977212
I'll try this strategy next time

>>941976287 (OP)
This is like some guy type of shit test. He's saying something provocative to see how you react because he wants to fuck your girl lmao

I don't know if it's good or bad that you didn't react aggressively but if the guy has a chance he's clapping without a second thought

>>941977280
A good idea, think he'd snoop?

>>941977303
You think so?

>>941977053
>>941977110
Just say "hey you liked her ass! Well figured you would love to see this.."
And send a picture of her ass.

>>941976987
Yeah man he gave you the shit test and you totally blinked. Expect him to get more bold with it now

>>941977370
How would he react?

>>941977371
What will he do now?

>>941977410
It’s not rocket science my friend. He’ll be working your girl and getting himself an in for either a threesome or a sneaky link

>>941977370
This.
Send him a good one and see if he asks for more. If you like the appreciation of her nice ass make him compliment what he likes about the specific pic before you send another won’t be long before you’re both jerking off to you gf over text

i’ve done this with my friends before, he ended up sending me her nudes after they broke up

i’ve also told my friends that they’re gfs had amazing asses but it don’t go anywhere

>>941977458
She's also joked that he's a good looking guy

>>941977552
Interesting

>>941977583
After?

>>941977608
>>941977347
>>941977110
>>941976987
Respectfully my cock is leaking for her fat ass

>>941977608
yes he sent them after in a bet we made

my other friend i told him that his gfs as was amazing also after they had split up and he was like, duh dude. bragged about how she rode his face a lot, lucky bastard. started dating her when he was a senior in hs, 18. she was a sophomore in college.

>>941977826
Natural reaction

>>941977962
Keep posting her maybe he’ll stumble upon the thread

>>941976287 (OP)
disrespectfully, i'd try to spank her fat ass.

thanks for sharing, anon.

>>941978390
love it