Thread 941988124

Eternal Goddess Hunger Games: Masquerade Edition
First 24 tributes are up, sames by request
Drunk for a penny, dead drunk for twopence, clean straw for nothing: Bar Buddies, get excited!

Zeus

Uta!

Vargskelethor Joel

>>941988011
Bah how weak, someone guessed me right on the other side while this rodeo was on the road! Later, haters!
>(Thanks for hosting!)

Lord Humungus

>>941988124 (OP)
Dauda

>>941987820
>Best I can do, kek. Not much art of him.
>Dauda takes off his mask. He's just a normal guy.
I could say your getup is unfamiliar as well. Call me Dauda, from, uhhh...
....
Dreyfus Industries.

Still not found:
Kosaku/Sonic
MaoMao
Fernando (LAN)
Harley Quinn
Sneedruto
Yuuri (Don Quixote)
Mado (Sanae)
Loona
Opossum
MBCC Chief (Jill)
Diavolo
Ensign Ledo
Roxanne Wolf
Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
Mordred
Mae
Vending Machine Silva
Homura
Sakuya
Sunny/Omori
Angry Zelda

Found / Disqualified:
Ingrid - Hsien-ko [Found]
Chilchuck - Hannah [Found]
Hoshino Ai - Jaiden [Found]
Madoka-Senpai (Asagi/Protag) - Joel [Found]
Taco Bell Chihuahua - Polyester [Found]

Chara (Frisk) [Dropped out]
Dubs [Dropped out]

Hannah

another thing she and chuck have in common: the love getting drunk
>>941988184
i will once the game fills up

Tina

Philosoraptor.

>>941988229
hey can you confirm or deny >>941987974 real quick

Terryman

Bowsette

Manhattan Cafe?

N

>>941988064
I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE PLEASE

Joey Tribbiani
>The different threads are making me confused lol.

Arcueid Brunestud

Sheep

Warspite

>>941988289
Oh for sure I can confirm it and by confirm I mean deny because you know I'm not Sakuya. Nice try though!
>UTA <3

>>941988323
that's not good proof. Hurling insults that have no substance to them don't count as guesses.

Ika Musume

Pippa

>>941988389
t. porn addicted freak

moe

>>941988124 (OP)
Ocular oscillation

Am I allowed to change tributes later?

Cyn

>>941988124 (OP)
Eagle-1

>>941988255
>she shoots you a cocksure grin that only the most overconfident of souls could muster.
Eagle-1 is fine. set em and i'll knock 'em down.

>>941988452
I think only after you're discovered.

>>941988438
HEY MOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
t. Pippa

>>941988307
Kosaku, but I'll go with a nicer reasoning than the other anon. Kodak finds futa funny and thus would post with it, he would also remember how last year the horny avas got the most range of guesses and so thinks it could be fun to be under fire like that while trying to say hidden. He is also organizing the event with Mao so it would actually be easier for him if he got found fast.

>>941988436
>inb4 this is the real Pippa

>>941988389
NTA but
>kodak (and dia) was spamming horsecock futa in the server a few weeks ago while talking about how much they loved gock
>a few of the images he used tonight were drawn by some of the same artists he posted pictures from

>>941988452
>>941988488
you only get one secret ava. but once you're discovered you can go back to posting as whoever you want after.

>>941988452
If you are discovered then yeah, but remember to also interact with slides and talk to other players to show that you are active while still playing as Ocular.

One (1) and we're off!
>I

Zombie

you bunch of fucking turbo-niggers. I had to fake being an ERPfag for nothing. Yeah, it's me. I hope you all burn in boiling excrement.

>>941988605
You'll do, cutoff!
>I

>>941988532
Hey the horse gock was funny and we were drunk and wait why do you know that the artists are the same?

>>941988124 (OP)
Spook man

>>941988619
xD

>>941988364
ow that the game is filled up here's your wincard from last game

Alpha1918

>>941988512
Hypothetically maybe it fucking is.
>>941988619
We all fucking knew it. You're a freak! You're disgusting! Of course it was you. Go spoon Dia in shame.

t. Pippa

>>941988619
Bowsette is based
Good job
Now post her gock

>>941988629
BECAUSE I TOUCH MYSELF TO SOME OF THOSE ARTISTS' WORK AND COULD RECOGNIZE THEIR ARTSTYLES HALF BLIND

And then he fucking tried to deny it like it was a bad guess. KODAK YOU'RE A FUTA FREAK IRONICALLY QUOTE UNQUOTE WE ALL KNOW IT'S 2025 YOU'RE GOUTTA THE CLOSET

t. Pippa

>>941988680
I'm the big spoon, Kodak is the small spoon
>>941988683
HOW MUCH FUTA PORN DO YOU WATCH?
>>941988619
Get fucked Kodak you Futa fucking slobbering wanker

>>941988635
>>941988676
You're both in.

>>941988488
>>941988553
>>941988564
Alrighty then. I chose something at random.
Is the tribute being a .gif a problem? Will swap to a .jpg or .png if so.

>>941988764
>>941988436
This aggressive unapologetic tone, Pippa you are Mordred. Mordred does not give a shit about what others think so would not try to frame the guess in a nice way but rather in a direct way.

>>941988775
a lot.

>>941988784
there's nothing wrong with your current ava as far as i can tell. why do you think there's a problem?

>>941988824
I'm not fucking Modred, stupid.

t. Pippa

>>941988784
Oh, if you are a new player and not taking part in the special event that is going on tonight feel free to play as whoever you want. The one specific character rule only applies to those that are part of the special event we are running tonight. Gif png jpg all work. Only webm won't.

>>941988485
Haha, you got it.
>He'll return the favor with a small nod.
>Hopefully their mission goes as well as it can, given that only one tribute can come out alive.

>>941988380
>>941988866
Gonna take a wild guess and say you're Sneedruto. Mainly because of the cutesy hearts as well as the way you structure your sentences. Also One Piece is one of the Big Three™ which Sneed of course likes.

>>941988658
Thanks a bunch! Saving it now. - Warspite

>>941988889
>off by one

>>941988779
Hey host, how you doin?

Yeah yeah you're all obsessed over my bowsette kodak gock. I'll be taking /erp/ appointments now.

>>941988764
If I knew I was going to be outed so fast, I would've posted goldship with a horsegock instead because that's the shit I spammed while I was drunk a few weeks back. Also fuck you pippa, I only know about you because of Ken Ashcorp.

>>941988983
you do erp with furry chicks?

>>941988983
FUCK OFF GOONER

t. Pippa

>>941988966
Ingrid is a little slow, you just wait.

>>941988925
>I'm sorry! I know it's tough right now to hit that right guess, but I'm not Sneedruto! Signed: UTA <3

>>941988983
Based

Hey Mr. Host, why don't you fucking start the game this month? Smells like fucking penis in here now.

t. Pippa

>>941988872
>>941988764
This is Fernando/LAN last year as Ryuk he played with a way more harsh tone than regular and he would know that Kosaku loves to post futa stuff. Most likely he thinks that going back to the typing style of Ryuk will work while hiding behind a more generic anime girl.

Ready to go, you drunks?

>>941989084
we been ready. let's get going already!

>>941989084
Another day, another beer.

>>941989084
Get me a big ol' Bud please!

>>941989084
I sure am! (better not tell them I'm not old enough to drink outside certain European countries...)

>>941989084
I'm in the same district with the chick who's been trying to kill me all night?

>>941989038
Argh... damn, kek. Now I have to figure out a valid reason for my #2 guess... Hmm

>>941989084
Not bad. Let's go.

>>941989027
We can ERP right here and now if you want, I love doing it in public. You wanna choke on my nuts, squirrel girl?

>>941989029
I'm gonna rape your rabbit hole, Pippa.

>>941989084
A PINT OF ALE TO ALL THE CUTE BITCHES AT THE SMALL PRICE OF FUCKING THE RICH FUTA-NIGGA BOWSETTEEE!!!

>>941989083
ARE YOU CALLING ME A TRANNY I DON'T FUCK WITH THAT LAIN SHIT also everyone knows about Kosaku and his "stuff." Fucking creep.

>>941989084
LET'S PLAY

>>941989084
Cheers! Although I'll stick to the peanuts, thanks!

>>941988983
Hey, that's slander you asshole. We wouldn't be able to race worth a damn with pool noodles flopping between our thighs.
>>941989084
Yeah. Let me have some real fun this time.

>>941989130
Nice look. What's your bench? Can you ride a motorcycle?

>>941989084
if i cant take the surface world, i settle for this game

>>941989084
This is something Hera would enjoy doing. I do not think it suits me.

>>941989153
i was more hoping you'd be exploring my pirate cave instead!~

>>941989084
Looks like it's working hours for me!

>>941989084
Ready, if you would.

>>941989147
Just don't be a screw up and I won't have to unscrew your head. Simple isn't it?

>>941989084
Perhaps we do not drink to forget, but to remember differently. I do believe we must test this theory.

>>941989148
Polite way of speaking, numbering their guesses, being supportive of the host, filename style. You are Mado, for the things listed above.

>>941988827
>>941988889
Just wanted to check.

I'm not new, but I'm not on the list.

>tea time. Late for the game, early for the fun. The White Rabbit grins at the death of his hidden /hg/ folk, the humor of the revealed evident.
Play on people, kill each other for amusement. It pleases me.
>and with that he flits off. The mystery of the games increasing.

>>941989225
>pic
Holy shit, Arc is packing too.

>>941989225
Okay I get it! Besides I only want one type of head.

>>941988966
Well I'm not trying to mooch a lift from Squid Girl.

Early days yet, OcularOsc.

Not even *Moe* can stand Moe's Tavern.

Lord Humungus fusses over his collection of masks.

It's *showtime*, Synergy!

>>941989084
Baaaaabaa?
>Though inebriated, would sheep allow his wits to fail him in this time of doubt and crisis? Let's find out in the next chapter: Sheer dumb luck!

>>941989268
MORE BEER! MORE BEER!

>>941989084
something tells me we'll be breaking every regulation in the book on this one.
let's do it.
LIBERTY RETURNS.

>>941989084
>>941989268
>>941988779

>>941989084
Sadly, I'm 2 drinks in and not drunk yet.

>>941989268
That's right. Have fun with the walk.

>>941989256
You do know you have to be active to win right? If you are in the event.

>>941988322
Is this Angy Zelda? I don't know the character, but it has the same Halloweeny childishness of his main and those goofy pumpkins he went as one Halloween.

>>941989161
Obviously Dia trying to downplay his bromance with Kodak.

>>941989174
Your real-life counterpart was literally a dude. He DID race with a pool noodle in-between his leg.

>>941989161
My stuff? Like my penis? Yeah, what about it? Pay me if you want a personalized image. 20 bucks for a custom pic 50 for a custom video.
my discord tag is "funnymanreincarnated" if you want to discuss a deal.

>>941989220
You seem a little... Small. Sure you can handle it? I don't want a fleshlight like you dyin' on me.

>>941989268
Here's my TOTALLY real ID!

>>941989268
only if you give the lemon beach house your money!

>>941989257
Have you never heard of a skirt? They're fashionable!

>>941989261
Good, good! Get on out there!

>>941989268
Eek? Curry with garlic? No way.

>>941989268
The Tessa suit is the best suit

>>941989236
Afraid not, good guess though.

>>941989268
What, I'm not that bad! C'mon!
>Guess he'll be sitting this one out kek.

>>941989335
Another excellent guess friend, but sadly you are mistaken!

>>941989268
They may call it a bar, but it feels more like a chapel where the sermons are poured, not spoken. I believe it is time for a drink.

>>941989268
>Ocular
>World is already spinning
>Get shit faced
...Not a great plan...

>>941989352
usuls are like 2 feet tall. and if my cunt can't take if what makes you think it'll fit down my throat?

>>941989272
Gonna guess Harley, both are from cartoons yes but that's a weak guess so I'll bring up the silent player rule of doing the greentext typing. Only a handful of players around was part of the masquerade where one playing doing a silent trib caused trouble and Harley is among those few. Harley is also pretty chill which Sheep is as well.

>>941989268
THANK YOU FOR THE RIDE~! (Ohhhh boy... I forgot to pay him...)

I’ll have what bowsers having. Weird ass looking Mario bitches…

>>941989197
Couple tons, pardner. I prefer horses but you do you.
>>941989268
For the house, my good pal.

>>941989338
Real talk on God, if I was Dia when I woke up, I would just kill myself and my family and people on the street. Ew.

>>941989352
Now the fucking freak is trying to IROICANLY ERP with me. I'm not responding to you anymore

>>941989161
to be fair that pippa person seems to be wearing the trans pride flag colors.

>>941989268
I had enough of you, mortal. I will tolerate your insolence no more.

>>941989470
KILL YOURSELF

>>941989268
Hey, I said I don't drive.

>>941989377
Just don't rip my head off if I get too shitfaced to kill.

Squid Girl is unexpectedly hardcore.
(Also underage but we'll let that slide.)

AYY, it's Alpha!

And there's no point making a nuisance of yourself by putting stones through the windows, Warspite. They've already been smashed to nothing.

Depends, Sheep. Can you dance a suitably desperate jig for their amusement?

The Lord of Olympus is gratified to find himself still popular.

Spew and you can expect to be unceremoniously dumped in an alley, Spook.

>>941989500
AYY!

>>941989328
>time is funny in ways that is unexpected, it moves with haste when you're busy, and practically stands still when you are.
Speaking counts as activity, now. No time to say hello, goodbye
>of he goes, to parts unknown

>>941989443
Women, men, guzzoline, weapons, you can have it all if you join my horde!

>>941989458
Yeah I'd do the same if the roles were reversed, pippa.
>Dia

>>941989500
Your drink sir.
Lol get pranked

>>941989352
Maybe, but that shit's different. Real horses've got big ol' bodies to keep all that meat inside during runs. My kind are all ladies.
>>941989500
A nice drink too? I'm getting spoiled this year. You get sick of just smelling coffee all the time without being able to have a single sip.

>>941989500
sorry bout that arcueid. me and bowsie got a bit too into our erp

>>941989500
I must say, I do find it noteworthy that N does not have an N word pass.

>>941989500
this mary girl's blood, it's perfect. now i want more human blood~

>>941989487
You are Mado, Mado has talked about their love for specifically Greek history in the past or at least Greek mythology, who would be better to represent that than the king of Olympus.

>>941989500
Howdy, pardner. Got some tobacco?
>>941989533
Do you fight for what's right?

>>941989500
AYY!!!
...I'm just doing this to fit in, I've got no clue who this person is

>>941989500
You must bow to me, to worship me as the one god.

>>941989500
Get on home man.

>>941989435
Baa baa?
>Confused as sheep may be by the guess, he feels obligated to oblige in the sense such a query would invoke! Better luck next time, anon!
>>941989500
Meanwhile, sheep tries his best to drunkenly cut a rug without allowing anyone the opportunity to steal his wool!

>>941988326
Joey is Harley. Very active, bit of a goofball, show ran at the same time as most of Harley's avas.

>>941989493
It would be a mercy kill to let a headless chicken die.

>>941989500
Would it kill any of you to get this spotless? I'm not helping.

>>941989586
Could you be Sneed? Sneed often posts wholesome stuff and is a very chill person, so posting memes from when things were calmer is something he could do. I imagine he would also have grown into the internet while memes like philosoraptor were popular.

An Old Fashioned, Cafe? That's from back when we used to use *clean* glasses, right?

Eagle, Hannah: Can't pay? You *work*, no here's a mop and bucket.

OO is let off with a warning instead of being decked.

Now would be an appropriate time for all Alpha's friends to show their loyalty.

Moe finally wins at something.

Bunny girl, you shoot a great game of pool.

It's all right, N, with so much attention being focused on the games nobody notices.

>>941989618
The strong determine what's right!

>>941989500
Wow, she's pretty popular here if everyone is excited to see her! (But why did I cheer? I don't know her.)
>>941989707
I know all the greatest hits! Coincidentally I made some of them!

>>941989707
Eff I washn't plastered right now, I'd be winnin', Muh-oe...

>>941989687
Nope

>>941989707
You don't mess with Joey food and you don't mess with Joey drink.

>>941989601
You are wrong again, mysterious mortal.
>>941989707
Is that an item that plays music? It looks interesting.

>>941989707
Darn it, missy!
>>941989712
The strong are just and brave!

>>941989707
You could say I'm an old fashioned kind of gal. Old school maybe. It's a classic drink for a classic runner. Good thing Tracen's rules don't apply to me.

>>941989707
Oooh, can we watch an old detective film?

Oh yeah I remember now you just have to take the cap off a laser pointer leave it like that long enough. Blackwood and Sherlock are both uhmmmm

>>941989707
Looks like I'll have to call my boss and tell him I'll be unable to continue my job!

>>941989423
What a crying shame, an even bigger crying shame that Kamek took all my supply of damn mushrooms.

>>941989458
>ESL
>trans flag colors
This is why Gura is better

>>941989565
If you say so. I still have my suspicions.

>>941989654
I'll guess that you're Yuuri, mainly due to the RP which isn't as common on /b/, same file the ____ (X) style filenames, and also you're quite well-spoken like Yuuri is.

>>941989844
Gura graduated already fag

KILL YOURSELF

>>941989707
this sink is perfect for rehydrating my tentacles, hope my drink's okay with that machine

>>941989637
haaahaha.
you're looking real long in the tooth old man. you sure you've got a wild night in you?

>>941989707
hey, no C-01 forms needed if we're both girls right?
now stand back, unleashing democracy

>>941989707
What a pity. I'm sure that anyone without their eyes would put up more of a fight. Settle down and sober up, would you?

>>941989586
Just need to adjust perception of the language.
Often when I try something new, but don't find it worthwhile I think to myself; "It'll food for now." or "Well it sure is food of all time."
How much slang is now in Webster's Dictionary? How many turns of phrases are not?
Its time for some solid dick, philosorapter.

>>941989795
Join me or I unmask you now.

>>941989696
But what if my head is the chicken?

They don't appear to be taking it at all well, Pippa.

This is why you *spit* in your glass before leaving it unattended, OO.

Bowsette's not going to be outdone by a titchy little squid girl but can she also ingest a pile of half-scorched pig's trotters?

That's theft, Cafe, and you'd be permanently banned if we weren't so desperate for whatever custom we can get.

You asked for that, Moe.

Alone, happy, and so drunk that if you tried to saw Hannah's head off right now she probably wouldn't even notice.

>>941989707
I thought you were a real woman. :(
Was so distracted by one set of things bouncing, I didn't notice the other.

>>941989922
Men fear me. Men and gooners. Fucking freaks.

>>941989861
She may be gone but she still reigns supreme.

>>941989922
I WANT SOMETHIN' SWEET! I DON'T WANT THIS SAVORY CRAP!

>>941989738
Gonna guess Silva, both are idol like characters but more importantly Uta actually pretty much shares the same color scheme, White/silver, and reds!

>>941989922
>Does he really look like the type to-
>Yes. It would be funny.

>>941989707
>>941989820
Baaaaa!
>Sheep enjoys a night watching some of his favorite farm cartoons with his recent crush! Will he crush the deal and his own feelings? Stay tuned to find out!
>>941989846
Baaaa?
>Sheep's perplexed expression said it all, but would it be enough to escape the clutches of general specific?

>>941989949
Floch, throwing people off like he did last year lol.

>>941989844
You're free to have whatever suspicions you want, but delusions don't alter reality no matter how strong they are.
>>941989922
Damn it. I thought it was a neat trick.

>>941989922
what...why do you gotta be a basshole about this?

>>941989876
Child, you should not underestimate me of all people.
>>941989922
Perhaps having a drink should not be so bad right now.

>>941989984
WHY IS EVERYONE GUESSING I'M A FREAK NO

>>941989898
Woah woah! Easy, pardner. What're you plannin' to do with that thing?
>>941989922
Believe it or not, I've seen this move somewhere. It's underhanded.

>>941989922
They need something to think about.

>>941989922
Giggle. I am so naughty. The flesh demands invitation.

>>941989876
Rescuing Eagle Ones behind enemy lines would be a cool mission objective.

>>941989984
floach would be the type of asshole to use the trans people slur for no reason
>>941990010
the freaky ones are more likely to be raging assholes around here

>>941989974
Hmmmm......
>Feeds the sheep some grass before leaving.

>>941989922
Meat is an essential of your diet! You absolutely cannot skip out on it!

>>941989922
Thanks Terry. My world is already always spinning.

>>941989990
>>941989811
>>941989565
>>941988320
Guessing Manhattan Cafe is Jill because of her rampant lust for thin women with long hair in suits. She has frequently posted such characters, last year too I think. Or maybe 2023.

>>941989901
Pfft. You've won me over for now. Funny joke!

>>941989922
Do you have no dignity with what you eat? You're a pig at heart.

POST THE UPDATED LIST

>>941989990
the "self-fufilling prophecy" concludes that your statement is wrong.

>>941990040
Are you fucking simple? Am I being mean to Joey? No, I'm a fucking asshole to assholes. It's a public service. Also TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY KILL YOURSELF

>>941990007
Came in a bit later during the night, but pretty much the perfect time for Americans. Are you AZ? I base it off mostly when you joined but also how you name your filenames. It's weak reasoning so feel free to ignore.

>>941989820
Let's see how novel a shape you can warp the antennae into.

>>941989843
Is that necessarily a bad thing?

>>941989869
*Stage wink*.

SHEEP, OO, TINA: Be sure to drop those butts in the bowl for atmospheric purposes now.

Terryman's so abundantly supplied with chips he hasn't had to spend a cent all night.

I'm beginning to wonder if there's anything Cyn *can't* do. She's our local equivalent of the Almighty Janitor figure.

Joey's really having his nose rubbed in it tonight.

Thanks, Arc. We were only barely hanging onto our license *before* you selfishly decided on this course of action.

>>941990114
Still not found:
MaoMao
Fernando (LAN)
Harley Quinn
Sneedruto
Yuuri (Don Quixote)
Mado (Sanae)
Loona
Opossum
MBCC Chief (Jill)
Diavolo
Ensign Ledo
Roxanne Wolf
Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
Mordred
Mae
Vending Machine Silva
Homura
Sakuya
Sunny/Omori
Angry Zelda

Found / Disqualified:
Ingrid - Hsien-ko [Found]
Chilchuck - Hannah [Found]
Hoshino Ai - Jaiden [Found]
Madoka-Senpai (Asagi/Protag) - Joel [Found]
Taco Bell Chihuahua - Polyester [Found]
Kosaku/Sonic - Bowsette [Found]

Chara (Frisk) [Dropped out]
Dubs [Dropped out]

I watched you grow for all these years and I must admit I think I’m dead in kings gear being all perverted and shit

>>941990129
...that's a perfect pour...

>>941989922
>sitting at rest, he awaits the time he can play unteathered to the riggers of life, sipping his tea.
I do wish I could've entered this game nkw that I have a minute, it looks interesting
>hearing the sounds of life going on around him, he rises and goes about his duties

>>941990085
Wrong, but at least you tried to reason it out. I can respect that.
>>941990122
There's a difference between striving toward a goal and wishing to change cold, hard truths about the world we live in.
>>941990129
Tch, I didn't even get to 'die' again.

>>941990129
It's a candy cig, so I'm not actually doing anything illegal.

>>941990129
Why does beer have to be so refreshing? Why!

>>941990011
I think you're Sneedruto. Kinnikuman was popular in Italy in the 90's, when Sneedruto was growing up. And nobody else here can appreciate the classics.

>>941990129
Sheep and Tina peer pressured me.
I don't like smoking.

>>941990096
no, i'm a squid
>>941990129
my debt to eiko just got smaller!

>>941990127
i'm gonna guess mordred because they can be kind of a dick and most of the people left i don't wanna believe would be such an aggressive dick.

>>941990207
Sakuya because of the images blatantly ripped from Gelbooru & the nice demeanor with short sentences

>>941990182
blah blah blah one of you horses have a horse penis and that's the cold, hard truth.

>>941989922
QUICK QUICK QUICK GET THEM ALL BEFORE ANYONE GETS ANY IDEAS! I HAVE GOT TO KEEP A PERFECT IMAGE!
>>941989956
Sorry! I'm not Silva!
>>941990129
(HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK THIS I BARELY DRINK SOFT-DRINK MIXES WITH BARELY A SHOT OF VODKA IN THEM HELP HELP HELP)

>>941990009
is this guy foreal? you're cool and all gramps but have a drink and mellow out.

>>941990035
yeah right, like i'd ever need rescuing. i stripped out the ejection system and the fire suppression to make this thing faster. you don't need 'em if you never get shot down.

>>941990129
Some seek meaning in books or stars; I trace it in the curling smoke between my fingers. If that makes me a fag, then so be it.

>>941990129
Perhaps I should not drink more. I will end up as drunk as Hera.

>>941990239
I'm no Italian. This Justice Chojin's full of American hero blood.
>>941990129
Ain't that right, fellas?

>>941990129
Baaaa....
>Smoking? In a children's show? Scandalous, scrutiny worthy of late night television! What has the world come to, what has the world CUM to?

>>941989706
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>>941990267
It won't be right, no matter how many times you repeat it. Keep struggling.

>>941990260
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>>941990127
>Am I being mean to Joey?
Why not? Everyone else is.

Have a careful eye out for eagles, bulls and weird urinous-looking "showers of gold", Moe.

You *could* do that, Joel, but asking for the entire bottle's more likely to leave an impression.


>>941990073
>Feeds the sheep some grass
Suddenly his plan to have a sword-wielding barbarian warrior surrounded by admiring near-naked wenches tattooed on his back made sense.

>>941990329
Nay, I am not Sneed.

>>941990296
>i stripped out the ejection system and the fire suppression to make this thing faster. you don't need 'em if you never get shot down.
Fucking lol.
That such a Helldivers way of thinking to go about things. Getting shot down is undemocratic.
The wall of Martyrs sure has some Eagles Ones then.
o7.

>>941990182
You're out of the game, so get back in the vacuum!
>>941990284
Sorry again. It's past sundown so I don't think she'll be able to come back out like that again. At least not for another year.

>>941990363
VODKA! VODKA! MORE VODKA!

Let me try.

>>941990290
Queen of smurfs are you Mae? Both are musicians and have pretty scary eyes.

>>941990363
with eyes like that, my drink is safer than a clownfish in an anemone!

>>941990363
>Why not? Everyone else is.
What? But they all love me.

>>941990363
Terryman!? You hypocritical fraud!

>>941990296
I had enough drinks for today.
>>941990363
I refuse to believe this mortal will be the one.

>>941990363
That's completely A-OK! Winning isn't everything, having fun and living is what matters here!
>>941990398
Sorry, Joey, I'm not Mae <3

>>941990303
Nationalism? That's Mao. From Chinese to American, the love to chatacters tied to their country is there.

>>941990239
You're Diavolo because he would choose a chad rapist-type character because that's his entire style of humor

>>941990415
This will be pretty weak but the chibi here reminds me of how Angry Zelda would often if not mostly post Chibi's instead of a full size Zelda. So I imagine you'd save similar images for your secret avatar.

>>941990456
Fun fact: I have no idea what who or where that character is from. It's not me
>Dia

>>941990415
Is this Sneedruto? Chibi stuff is very much in line with what he'd post. also lowercase lmao

>>941990073
>>941990363
Ba baaa!
>Sheep grazes upon some grass from the happy psychopharmacologist from the ancient land of nigeria!
>>941990421
>Meanwhile at the bar, sheep goes with his buddy Joey to get his very first tattoo of a bleating sheep feasting upon the grass from a nigerian psychopath's backyard!

>>941990363
What! I just wanted to pour 'em another beer!
>>941990448
China's where Ramenman's from. I can help ya get glasses, pal?
TM

>>941990456
A good guess, but I have never raped unlike him.

>the Lord Humungus! The warrior of the wasteland, the ayatollah of rock and roll-ah!

>>941990447
You are Mado because the way you play Uta reminds me of Sanae a bit.

>>941990614
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>>941990614
>I

>>941990567
Not them but that's very weak reasoning anon.