Thread 942007829

be me
older than all of you
here longer than all of you
most everyone i know is dead from overdoses or suicides
somehow still alive
use that time to come here and shitpost in the sewer of the sewers
why am i still here /b/

> why am i still here /b/
the porn, probably.

>>942007919
never look at it. no interest in it. porn does absolutely nothing for me or to me. get on my level son.

>>942007829 (OP)
>be me

>>942007942
idk then. perhaps you seek past glories, like lulz or large quantities of win. there are none to be found, though. between bot posts (95+% of /b/) and shitposts, there is little to be found.

I'm 42. Beat that kid.

>>942007829 (OP)
>older than all of you
You're not older than me - I'm 99.5% certain of that

>>942008083
I'm this poster
>>942008086
I could give you 20 years and still have change

I know what you want. You want a big sandwich.

>>942008098
You're me?

>>942008083
OP here and I do, son.

>>942008156
It's all a momentary distraction on the road to the grave. There is no meaning behind anything that happens in a chaotic universe. You'll drive yourself insane hunting Why? You should just enjoy the ride. No pleasure is guilty in a life so bereft of joy.

>>942007829 (OP)
you aren't older than me, and I've been here since just after moot fired snacks

>>942008220
>>momentary distraction on the road to the grave
yo, are you an Achewood chochacho?

>>942007829 (OP)
Habit perhaps?

^^ probably the same reason why actual non-bot humans can keep posting the same threads word for word like a mantra but on a lesser level. They got high compulsion and the neural pathway has been treaded so many times that all the water can't help but flow into it without intense intervention and redirection.

>>942007829 (OP)
Its so fast and resource light with today's internet speeds & hardware plus it's less intrusive than newer "alternatives". It feel luxurious in comparison to '03 and '04 standards of time.
So I stay here, too. I don't think I'll be able to move on from here thanks to all the additional enhancements.