>>942046603
You wish buddy, I'm actually a 6'2" jacked as fuck CIA field operator and I have over 9000 confirmed kills. The Hajis speak of me in hushed tones, their voice shaking at the thought of the 'White Death' (that's what they call me). I'm proficient in every weapon, from short blades, to rifles all the way up to heavy artillery. I'm like a vengeful ghost in the desert; I am the last thing you will never see. You better put some respect on my name, buddy, with one call to my CIA handlers I could have you hogtied, greased up with an apple in your mouth sitting on my desk within the hour. Go ahead, make one more "joke" about how obese I am, I dare you, 'friend'.