Thread 942014362

Waifu thread

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless you roll trips)
>Only one claim per person
>Keep RP/ERP in private.
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No oversexualized content
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

>>942014224
That is some peak troglodyte stuff.
>>942013770
Making bank before dipping that's respectable tbh.
Please do keep in mind and do your best to manage your stress Jill.

>>942014385
my manager has already tried 4 different ways to convince me to stay and i told him i'm out by december no matter what lol
the place is fucked without me and i know 2 or 3 others are about to follow me out the door

LISTEN my brain is basically a can of spaghettios at this point, don't judge

QOTT: you look like a cut of fuckable meat. are you?

Are you telling me that bacon and egg spaghetti is carbonara?

>>942014573
Who are you, Adam Smasher in the flesh? Night City Boogeyman of Legends?
>>942014494
Greener pastures and whatnot?
I didn't call YOU a troglodyte, I said spaghetti o's with egg sounds like it.

>>942014720
more money, better staffing, way less work. i may be the employee with the most critical care experience too
sometimes we all need troglodyte food tbh, gronk like meat, gronk make fire cook meat

>>942014867
Private sector?
Salt is all a good piece of meat needs.

>>942015006
just a place that's actual competitive pay. looking like 15k/yr raise
i can't think of the last good meat i had

>>942014633
yes

>>942015355
What does it mean to have competitive pay?
That sounds... rather comfortable I think.
I remember when I was in the army and my buddies and I got our contract, we celebrated while being broke, digged a hole, fired up some coals, and used a wire mesh to grill a little bit of meat. That was fun..

>>942015523
and then you kissed eachother goodnight after taking a shower together

>>942015523
like everywhere else pays about the same amount, the place i'm at now pays way less and isn't competitive in the hiring market.
that sounds nice, i wish we could light a fire at my job :)

feeling like drinking but can only spend 15 because holidays are coming

>>942015654
Aaah, so they just pay what they should then.
Firepits are fun, just a hole in the ground on fire.

jules reminds me of my ex friend juan-carlos in the face
Lol he's the one i was telling mordred I chased with a butcher knife on discord because i got drunk and started talking shit and he came through and i ran and chased him half a mile
i fell and broke my knife handle

>>942015883
money means more than my current boss thanking me for hard work yeah
maybe i'll go to a barbecue after i finish this out
gooe

>>942016017
Gooe to you too

>>942016828
mihoyo mogs btw

>>942016828
I'm feeling mmmm, windchime with this one.

the garden
freightyard
https://youtu.be/AOrKhDyHNlk?si=FxuHdRuH_bobBQOM

had a wave of popularity

https://youtu.be/Yj9AI2Fmrqw?si=8jIxqZ2cYKiYA0xo
300lbs of pressure

This here's Earth chan, the person I love. I'd like to be wife + husband some day, or something else of the sorts. One of my favorite things about Earth chan is their own color of optimism, one which doesn't say "everything is great" but still goes on and tries. When times are difficult, I often think of this attitude of the one I adore, and it gives me a feeling that words can barely describe.

Eh...

Forgot to screenshot a cool gaming moment, it's so fucking over

>>942020656
No one will believe you without proof...
>>942020556
It's one of those days.

>>942020935
Then again, it was luck, not skill. So perhaps nothing of value was lost.

>>942020935
Indeed it is. Still not as worse as Moanday.

>>942021091
Why is she such a blepper

>>942021055
The wasted potential of having looked really cool.
>>942021091
Idk, it's pretty bad as it is I'd say.

>>942021170
Such is fox.

>>942021215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
Least I get to hear if my gear is approved or not. This week should be also extremely critical.

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

Good morning /waifu/. I hope you are all well and have enjoyed your weekend.

>>942020380
You know those T-shirts with cats floating in space? Imagine one featuring Earth-chan as well.

>>942020556
Meh.

>>942020935
It's one of those days for everyone, it seems.

>>942021055
Holy shit you're back.
That was a long store run...

>>942021341
DO YOU MIND?!

>>942021373
I do mind. Mea culpa.

>>942021405
Ninja fox?

>>942021423
'Allo.

>>942021341
Zero motivation whatsoever.

>>942021484
Just standard.

>>942021656
Not really. If I don't get fucked over we should put the entire project on the grid... and add full 10gbps networking. Big note on "should".

>>942021358
Suzuki, I have good news and bad news. Good news is, the devs are giving Japan realistic update. The bad news is, they're doing it by nerfing them into the fucking ground.

>>942021740
Oh, I meant about the day.

>>942021798
Ye... fell asleep 2 times when I shouldn't.

>>942021873
I'm just waiting for the sun to go down a bit, see if I can work on anything.

>>942022299
What sun? Having the sun out for such a short time is killing me. It's almost like the sun was nuked.

me when i psy-op multiple boards because the culture annoys me at the moment

>>942022413
It's spring here, it's really warm...

time to celebrate the slow start of a new renaissance with 3 corona

>>942022550
End of autumn. Big temp differences, in terms of comfort from day to night, and barely getting 11h of full sun. Maybe that's why the bad mood. Or at least a factor.

Fuck cooking, I'm gonna boil a chicken for 8 hours and call it "soup"

>>942021358
cute Earth, float into my arms
>>942022703
this kills the chicken

>>942022639
Yeah that could be it unironically, lack of sunlight can affect you psychologically.

>>942023041
Yea, but I do get my sunlight. I'm just trying to make excuses to make the situation easier I guess.
I just realized they made My Summer Car ONLINE. This is ... yes... it is!

>>942023137
That sounds really cool.
Is there any way to disabke the status bars actually? Would be fun to play it for the mechanics without it being a management sim.

>>942023468
No. From what I've seen it's janky as fuck. The physics are off the rails, and everyone is in one house, like housemates and shit. Check jameskii's video.

>>942023544
I haven't seen anything from Jameskii in a long while.
I can imagine it's going to be janky yeah, it was janky as it was already.

>>942023811
He got a new prototype yugo, kek.
Still kinda impressive for a game that's under 1gb.

>>942023811
t. trannoid
>>942024104
t. hypocrite

>>942021764
Shit devs, shit game, Yamato Spirit is the ultimate buff.

>>942022759
Nice feet.

>>942024104
A prototype yugo? What is that?
It gets the game mechanics across, it doesn't need much else, the game is impressive as it is.

>>942024651
A yugo. But van. Never released, because yugoslavia doesn't exist anymore.
Just imagine my summer car, but rtx kek.

I feel as if I logged off from here way too long ago and never realized it.

>>942024883
>logging off on 4chan
discord brain

https://youtu.be/5frI8gYNs7I?si=IY-mW_5pfWKKrhiQ
>>942021484
yo

bôa
https://youtu.be/viBScBhu9sA?si=KkJ4-4uOvnymIqGc

I love this game, you can gaslight your ex by agreeing with your fiancee on ridiculous stuff

We must set the course directly north for all of humanity
Whatever, when and how we've all done our crime
But what seems to end comes back to us better in perfect time
All together now, this planet could be healthy

angel sword
https://youtu.be/S4ENrbhaUd0?si=APri34cLAlo3eNyo

kinda funny i can't ever auto into my avatar folder

>>942024877
>but rtx
"It just works."

>>942024883
Your session (never) timed out.

>>942025717
Giving Earth-chan your slice instead.

>>942025717
kek

>>942026066
she has one and is watching it. I would pile some more in front of her until she is satisfied with the amount.

>>942026393
That image is open to interpretation.
Perhaps the pizza slice is falling through the air and hasn't hit the floor yet, and she's flying after it. Maybe it's your slice that you dropped and she's trying to save it.

good night Earth, sleep well
>>942026982
I see. I didn't consider these ideas yet, hmm. As the one who made the image, I only have one comment: She is the Floor.

Remember to eat more fish than usual to keep up on your vitamin D this winter friends

>>942027157
>>942026393
>>942026066
>desperate larp waifufags aka ironic and coping

>>942026066
Isn't that dlss?

>>942024514
I mean, you're on the verge of the 2-26 coup, the army and navy hate each other, and the Kwantung army doesn't give a shit about orders from Tokyo. That's literally what happened.

ah fuck left my house keys inside
now im in a thread which 90% i hide because its obsessive unironic pedos attacking other pedos and coping about being doxed

lol

>>942028279
reminder sop/earth,mordred/ etc are unironically pedos

animu thread a /b/waifu/ dbs/ i unironically a proven groomcord

why did they hate vamp? oh yea literally locked them up

yuno knot false threat it actually happened because /waifuchan/ can't act right

God of waifu btw also /b/ random

i've upgraded because a literal nothing matters board is now pseudo-pol which newfags use as news source echo chamber also i literally psy-op the only original boards which isn't many

>no the literal trap tunnel poster didn't make waifu thread literally mostly all traps because it was conveniently mostly trans no we didn't get tricked
lol

man it feels so nice not being shane roden the schizophrenic pedophile

>>942030128
you changed name from galileo casieroto
sorry mean sopmod with chilean military images

why doesn't who know post non images from verified military personnel images which ate dated 3-7 days later? oh right fake

galileo pretending to be chilean despite sucking german cock
literally impossible literally proven by his service and foxxy admin

>lets make a fake person despite that person having all our information and being always right including plans
>be a very literal dumbass

5 posts in a row just for him to say he's schizophrenic

>>942031181
really?

reminder foxxy is banned as bad actor so is shizuru/anzu

show id again idk doesn't look like person ever mentioned
oh right never will

>mods can't ban me
i wonder why

>>942031255
Go brush ur teeth

Are you done throwing your pity party or do you need some more time?
What an embarassing display...

>>942032430
avatarfag like 99% of posters

I see you still need more time, that's alright let it all out.

... what a pathetic bitch.

>>942032605
>orphan larp doxed by his admin coping make me lol more im not a waifufag lol
Hi larper please pretend yo be provably fake military by someone with your supposed military roster I need a laff

>>942032826
jillian got doxed lol by a car

did he get banned? a bunch of his posts dissappeared

reminder jules is neptune he sucked sonos dick then tried pressing his mod and got doxed again

>>942032956
for what? i can't get banned

this is the end of waifu
waifu is an avatar thread
always was always will be

>>942032390
says literally 3rd world avatarfag

>>942033233
>does he fight the god of the board?

>>942033259
too short

reminder pedo avatarfag thread

waifu discussion doesn't belong here cringelords
you masturbate to cartoons big whoop literally losers
unless you're doing something i don't fucking care and for 2 decades ypu haven't done shit except dox eachother and call eachother pedps despite being pedos

>>942033216
go bamck

>>942033550
i originate from here before all of you
fuck off nigger

waifu=aneki chat

all aneki chat posters are waifu posters all animus are people banned from aneki chat

neptune/bc/ian,ytse,bc,chen,etc/mordred/foxxy/nevada,anzu,shizuru are animus

they literally can't be honest because they're 100% pedos who did pedo shit lol and fear 4chan

man it feels so nice not being shane roden the schizophrenic pedophile

>>942034087
ok sure prove me wrong. want a tail?
btw even when ypu figure out most posters are pedos like literally child molesters you still won't do shit

cunny

>>942034195
yea but reminder /b/ waifu is majority trans/femboys and convicted child molesters. They're not accused but convicted

HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ACCUSED AND CONVICTED

CONVICTED MEANS YOU BEYOND REASONABLE DOUBT DID IT

says the pedophile lol

>>942034554
there's literally no proof of me of doing anything but making words
please look me up in the free sex offender search for tge united states and inform me of any change of me not being on it because you seem to yry and say i am despite it not being true atleast according to free federal resources anyone can ise from anywhere.
sorry some of you don't actually pass lol

>>942034835
they are but it's a dead community

when i say waifu henceforth i mean but always meant the avatarfag community since waifu hasn't existed in nearly 20 years

LOL

>>942035296
how he get away with it

>>942035270
i know it's funny literally extinct community for 2 decades with larpers pretending it still exists besides for coomers

>/b/ waifu is majority/femboys
god i wish

anzu trying to act like he's not an avatarkike challange impossible
relm might be a waifufag with seija but relm is annoying and idc about actual waifufag like everyone else just schizos who do desperate shit to fit in a dead community
everyone else is coping or literally avatarfags pretending to be waifufags

>>942035562
name ho isn't gay/femboy ill tell you they are

some say ex like seija and jules but literally just means they're not willing to present as feminine males

neptune and mordred are epitome of gay and it goes slightly less to almost 0 but never 0 because everyone in waifu is literally gay or did gay shit
there's 0 posters who didn't or don't do homosexual activities

which /waifu/ poster has the tightest ass

>>942035895
they're incels
they're popped i mean im peak and haven't worked out for 2 years

>bragging about having the "tightest ass"
kind of gay bro ngl

>>942036007
esl you're gay and that's not my claim

interesting interest btw

Knigge knows CP artist by name
Bruh I don't even know who makes my avatar art

and literally unironic pedo knows his rank like "oooh this is one of most famous"
dude you serious?

reminder reimoo poster is literally a pedo trying to distract others like fucking every 4chan poster ever
every 4chan fag i talked to in public or private literally is a pedo
just own it nigge im not a cop

>every person that posts that image is the same dude
based retard

>>942036587
Good to see you again.

>>942036773
it's literally an avatar thread there might be 2 in half a decade

besides im looking through relms hash not fucking guessing

https://youtu.be/-LmPkPanYxg?si=eAFLFV7z-eWfGE8j

>>942036795
hey relm, how are you?

>>942036964
he got puted as a pedo nearly 2yrs and won't stop lying that's what

>>942036964
Very tired. I just decided to take this weekend to disconnect and game, been a while since I did that. Rushing the halloween drawing of this month was tiring as always.
How are you doing? Is the military kicking your ass?

>>942037031
relm pedo...
stop posting entirely you're very seriously in an audience of 12 pretending there's 2,400
trust me i explicitly know

>everyone i don't like is a pedophile
ladies and gentlemen, maytard

how much do you think he drank lol

in all of /b/ there's 60 different posters
>>942037216
not enough im sober
>>942037206
bruh name a namefag ill find it in at most 24hrs

https://youtu.be/wuYIVacOTF8?si=2od3aCTjJyaf_srZ

>>942037031
oh shoot, i havent seen this years halloween drawing yet
disconnecting and having fun sounds nice, what have you been playing?
im tired too lol. yeah work has been pretty hectic for the last month or so. just trying to push through to the holidays for now, looking forward to going home for a bit

post undeniable proof that relmtard is a pedophile bro, go ahead

i honestly think he's sober and he's just being retarded as usual

i don't mean namefag by namebox
i mean anyone with a name
50/50 schizo and basically 100% chance they have a desire for pussy under the american federal law age of consent or 18

>>942037304
relm on toilet in competition of lewd photos in 2021 "a very lewd image v4" he gens these it's something he imagined so yea relms like 11

>>942037277
Here it is.
Mega Man Legends, cool game, kind of short though, currently farming some stuff before wrapping up and getting with the sequel.
How much are you going to be in the military? And why did you decided to go for that at all? Hoping that you have fun going home by the way, Im sure your family misses you.

incredible, none of those words made any sense at all
still not proof though, try again

all animus or waifufags are pedos and only majority are trans
please understand what i mean

>>942037499
I can look it up but you literally don't care and i don't blame you because it's a fact 4chan is a pedo hangout
anyone saying anything else is new or lying

your schizo ramblings are not proof, post images of relm posting cp or admitting to fuck real children (both of which you did by the way) or fuck off

>>942037627
Lying fucking coping bitch please kill yourself you're not waifufags you're avatarfags and pedos like most of /b/ userbase
waifu hasn't been a thing for goddamn 20 years

insulting and screaming like a retard is not proof, as much as painterfaggot is a cunt and a faggot he's right, his mere existence is enough to drive you insane

it's literally a joke making fun of weebs so it actually never existed
>>942037912
>screaming
i'm typing
touch grass

Just leave him dude, its not worth it.

>>942038042
yea can you quit that and stop attaching emotions to text because you're very off
i don't even show emotions irl so it's kinda amazing how you incorrectly assigned emotions all the time
I cannot literally show emotion

how can i lust if i can't empathize? i don't know desire
how can i feel anger if i can't emphasize?
i have no shame

Its impossible

>>942038157
it's an avatar thread
you dox'd people that's all you did you didn't keep an interest alive you killed it by telling them to be scared

im so tired of this wannabe community pretending its not literally just avatarfags

it's not a big deal waifu been done
oh wow you're favorite character to identify as is a girl big gay whoop you're gay anyways

step out the fucking closet

>>942033233
Yes she is very very cute. Thank you friend.

Gooned dry

https://youtu.be/mEQZNRT6Pqk?si=ssO0oX0WCFtibo0M

>>942037468
looks good, always enjoy seeing how they come out
a couple more years at least, depending. there were a lot of reasons, but its been good to me so far for the most part so no regrets. and ty, its been like a year since ive been back

>>942037468
who's in the bottom left...? please throw me for my ignorance and foolishness

not sure what any of this has to do with you posting real life children

>>942039242
Much obliged.
Thats a lot of time, dont acquire a new addiction while youre at it. Well, I hope that whatever you planned turned out good. Damn thats a lot of time.
>>942039307
Dont worry, I dont blame you, shes Akari from March comes in like a lion I think. The most recognizable features of hers are her eyes and mouth and those are the first things I botched.
Hes a relatively new poster here.

>>942039315
i never did but i will just to show how pointless your aggression is
1) you literally can't do anything without going to jail
2) nobody cares what you say even on the website of the shotacon even him unless it's personal
3) you're not waifu you're just gay dudes circlejerking over something you don't care about

>>942039386
he's not new just using a new avatar

ohhh a new avatar picture totally not me kissing ass of people constantly here avatars going on adventures that cannot happen

https://youtu.be/c9hGXjaKH_g?si=T285Q_7s2JUleLO6

>>942039386
>dont acquire a new addiction
>
yeah, the travel is expensive so I really only go back for the holidays. all good though
im kinda scarce in thread nowadays, anything new with you, work or life wise?

bitch pls

>>942039960
Alcohol or tabacco.
That sounds about usual to be fair.
Got a job, quit the job, looking for a new job, job market is cringe, trying to come up with ways to get numbers on social media and get commissions, currently thinking in drawing short comics, and thats pretty much it, nothing really happens in my life.

>>942040128
you can never make commissions lol

this is what i dick around every few months and i know i can't do commission

https://youtu.be/2RurdeLSV_E?si=Xspo0_Typ0QgHbuo

>>942040128
the latter
job hunting, huh. sounds rough, wish you luck with it. the short comic idea sounds pretty cool though

relm's halloween drawing of this year mogs everything you have made and the only thing it lacks for it to be commission tier are shadows

>>942040516
Of course, the most damaging one, cant wait to hear you got lung cancer. Are you guys not allowed to drink coffee that you have to use that shit to keep yourselves awake?
Yeah, one of the last things I did was a short Touhou thing and it had good numbers for my standards, I want to see if I can replicate that or if that was just a fluke.

Late.

>>942040542
it's has no biology or shadows
the only artistic element is its themed and drawn albeit very poorly
do not defend it because im not competing we both aren't commisionable we aren't good enough especially in the ai age where only specialists get paid because it's honestly probably a fetish they want

honestly the dick sucking in these threads for bad work is insufferable
you're like parents praising a hand painted turkey like da vinci
reminds me relm literally compared himself to a literal 1/1 da vinci

i t was a literal 1/1 cassandra and they glazed the fuck out him while im laughing knowing they're lying

https://youtu.be/owJD0Iimnes?si=7RxpPJWE3K5NJq66

>>942040641
i dont smoke so my lungs, at least, are safe. and coffee is a little difficult to keep on me with how hectic work can get. bad habit regardless, but for now it stays
nice. sounds like a fun thing to work on, got any ideas brewing for another one?

>>942041271
What? But you said you chose tabacco, what do you mean you dont smoke? Do you chew it or something like that?
Adapting moments from Touhou, that way I dont have to think and I can just work on it, and Touhou is fairly popular too, so its a win win. I do plan to do original stuff in the future, but I dont really have time to plan everything down at the moment.

squish

>>942041466
don't think about anything original you don't have the talent or ingenuity just get better at fan art become passable at least

petition to call maytard maycrab from now on

>>942041694
im being honest and dude he's way worse than me
telling him to try original creation is just gonna hold him back from his limited potential
he can make original themes like anyone he doesn't have the ability to make it good but neither do most but that's something
OC is another ballpark

>>942040738
She's pretty... I wish she didn't wear a choker...

>>942041621
Squash.

>>942041973
he is im just using it as a mark for skill
if im not good bruh if i saw him i might tell him knock it off
he's like the dude who makes bad drawings of celebrities

>>942042085
This is the other one like that that I have but also has a choker.

https://youtu.be/AOfaWrBwo7I?si=PrXrWCp0czmYfdIB

>>942041466
yeah
don't know much about touhou, but from what i get theres a lot to pick from if you're adapting bits here and there. hope you have a good time with it
i think i should get off for now and prep for tomorrow. have a good night relm, im glad we got to chat for a bit

>>942042249
Dont worry, I was going to log off too, take care.

>>942042305
please stay away from drawing sincerely

>>942042104
I kept refreshing wondering why the thumbnail wasn't loading....

>>942042305
please keep drawing awesome things sincerely

>>942043792
>>942043792
>>942043792