Thread 942018860

Why do ancient statues of women have tiny boobies?

>>942018860 (OP)
they're not women, they're girls

>>942018860 (OP)
I like when they have tiny peckers too

>>942018966
Then why would they sculp that?

>>942019038
I wonder...

>>942018860 (OP)
Plastic tiddies weren't invented yet

>>942019416
I can't imagine someone wanting to put all that work into this kind of artwork for no reason in particular, madness I tell you

>>942019416
Don't know, but that is a beautiful statue.

>>942019038
It was probably his wife, they were younger back in the day

>>942018860 (OP)
WHER THE FUCKJ IS THE HER ARMS???????? OH MY GODDDD?????????

>>942022498
The shoulders are the weakest part of the statue, and over the centuries are the first parts to break.

>>942018860 (OP)
>>942019014
Ancient Greeks thought that large sexual characteristics were a sign of a primitive/bestial person - small dicks/tits were seen as signs of refinement, humanity, and sophistication.
>Basically some pin-dick philosopher pulled a sneaky on them

>>942022615
>Cope
The dicks and tits were small because they were making statues of 14 year olds.
The idea that a person who'd gone through puberty was still a child is a 19th century invention.

>>942022735
That's literally the history, look it up, pedofag.

>>942019014
The man that made this statue is literally me in an eternal quest forever wed three hot ass trans bitches in holy matrimony set in stone. Together forever hopeless romantics.

>>942022615
>Ancient Greeks thought that large sexual characteristics were a sign of a primitive/bestial person

Big cocks do make me go "ooga booga".

>>942022793
>The historical cope about Greek statues is true!
Did you ever stop to think that maybe they were lying about it so as not to have to try to explain why there were a bunch of statues of naked 12 year old girls?

>>942022855
Look up the world record for penile length
These images are silly.

>>942022983
idiot

22j

>>942025285
Lol wrong thread my bad one sec

>>942018860 (OP)
Because some women have small tities?

>>942022852
man of culture

>>942022735
if they had finished puberty then why are their boobs small, what kind of retarded logic are you using

>>942022983
>Dead people lie to protect their image 1,000 years after they died.
The fact that someone would try to spread this lie on an underwater basket-weaving forum in the year 20XX really makes you think. What would dead people have to gain by trying to impress a puritanical society that believes their God impregnated a 12 y/o (virgin) with himself so he could sacrifice himself to save everyone from the sin that he's the judge of?

Also remember that her being a virgin at 12 was considered not normal for the place and era.