Thread 942022238

I love microwaves. They're so convenient and easy to use. You can unfreeze food, and even "cook" or warm stuff for eating.

It is the symbol of the convenience and simplicity of modern life.

I´d love to rape you

>>942022238 (OP)
microwaves suck
they waste too much energy and leave food tasteless

>>942022784
>I´d love to rape you

Its not rape if I want it

>>942022947
then it's no fun retard

>>942023094
But sexo IS fun, anon ;-;

But it's okay if you don't wanna do it

only faggots use microwaves
lelelelel

>>942022238 (OP)
i agree.
i also love how it can warm my food within just one minute

>>942023245
shut up and kiss me already

My dick is like a reverse microwave

>>942023403
>desu
<3

>>942022238 (OP)
Microwaves ARE pretty cool

>>942022238 (OP)
I like microwaves too bud.

>>942022238 (OP)
they are really good
even better when you microwave pizza!
gatekeep pizza microwave
gatekeep pizza
gate
pizza


all so delicious

>>942022238 (OP)
I wish there was an opposite of a microwave, to cool your food down fast after you cooked it a little too long, lol. Something that would be convenient and work faster than a freezer, and also not your freezer so you don't warm up surrounding food when you are trying to cool your hot food down quickly.

>>942022238 (OP)
Its a shame they will be outlawed soon because people found a way to turn those into devices that can easily cause harm... not lethal per say but not fun to be around for sure.

And to say the people who invented those thought that there was no way we could reverse engineer their machines.

>>942024362
Yeah... friction can only cause a positive thermal reaction.

You can't rub your hands in a way that it would produce cold.

>>942024543
Yup, that is the fundamental problem, there's no way to force heat out of matter, other than creating a large heat (temperature) differential, and there is no easy, convenient way to do that quicker than a freezer.

>>942024828
conduction, convection, radiation, and evaporation can generate cold.

Friction can only generate heat.

Microwaves use friction to generate heat because it rubs magnetic plate like faster than Sonic the hedgehog could make his legs spins and that causes the air molecules all around to bounce like crazy and the box is made in a way it don't bounce off in your face.

>>942025549
If you rub your hands fast enough you can make hotdogs with your own fingers.

It's the same principle.