Thread 942038527

The missing piece.

>>942038527 (OP)
oh fuck off it's almost been 3 years since everyone ignored you

I should buy a cybertruck

>>942039945
Huh?

chinaman food goes down real smooth

>>942040045
U.S. made truck

Good morning

>>942044219
happy fallback timefuck day

>>942044373
Time is a human construct, don’t fall for the propaganda

>>942044567
tell that to this bastard

>>942044219
you're a whore and your family is dead

it only took shane 17 minutes this time he must have been poopin

>>942044826
i don't browse /b/ its all bot spam
FUCKING LEAVE YOU WILL NEVER BE RELEVANT

>>942044903
admit it you were poopin

>>942044903
you're on /b/ right now, silly

You whored yourself for some punjabs and convinced some even more desperate attention whores to self mutilate
fucking fuck off you're 100% bad id kill myself if i was you tbfh
you will never be anything but a whore known for bad shit and sucking bbc

>>942045028
im not in the mood jewish man

>>942045097
im not listening to your vocaroo im not your friend especially since i actually know how fake you are

>>942045134
your loss buddy

>>942045149
ain't my loss you can't do shit for me

>>942045168
my 1st grade teacher made a little singalong song when she caught one of us saying aint and it went "aint aint a word and I aint gonna use it" and it still sticks with me to this day. it's too bad you never had anyone that cared enough about your vocabulary to teach you fun devices like that as a kid. now you're unmouldable hard clay with dirt and cigarette butts all mixed in it.

fake ass cunt making lies and trying to harass me knowing im better than her in every way possible knowing i can get anything i want then saying "your loss" like she can offer me anything LMAO

>>942045264
im not nuri you obsessed fuckwit. what's your problem today you seem extra spicy. someone rain on your parade little guy? need to vent a little?

>>942045300
shut up goddamn i said and i meant it i am not in the mood , jewish man

>>942045300
he's been working on the lore and wants to try it out, I haven't seen him mention punjabs in the backstory before

I was watching Rio, what happened

>>942045606
shane was poopin and now he's mad that we found out

>>942038527 (OP)
gay

>>942045602
the fuck you mean i know it's indians these whores cut themselves for all cut and footfags are indian

>>942045627
Shane do be poopin

im pretty sure I called it a week or two ago that shane would be anti-jeet in the near future. I must have some crystal balls

>>942045822
idfc go cut yourself for indians

>>942046006
are we talking dot or feather because i might cut myself for a nice pocahontas type

>>942046027
dot since feathers don't even actually exist they got bred out of existence and the claims are by mexicans

>>942046056
that's not true i talked to a Paiute once that told me about red haired giants that his ancestors fought on the land and he wasnt a mexican

>>942046084
He's a liar like nuri and every white person who says they're chippewa

>>942046144
paiute not chippewa. and he wasn't lying I believe him, or whatever descriptions got passed down thousands of years anyway. it also jives with the afghanistan giants

I for one am glad the sociopath no longer posts and im extremely happy she cut herself for old men

>>942046183
made up bs
shut the fuck up go hangout in discord

>>942046214
you go hang out in dicks cord

>>942046235
don't talk like a baby that shit is so annoying
are you a pedo or something?

>>942046255
that's quite a leap for you to project that.

>>942046266
nah i have a lot of reasons to believe you are

>>942046291
name one.

if i spell something wrong it's "talking like a baby" but if shane spells multiple things wrong all the time it's normal because he's fucking retarded and has an 80 iq

>>942046303
something you said before that was never said here lol. you know what i mean

>>942046348
like what? you literally thought i was nuri earlier for no reason at all and now you pretend like you know me. get a grip midget

>>942046373
gaslight someone else you know wtf i mean

>>942046421
i don't think even you know what you mean

>>942046144
I’ve never said I’m native lmao what

>>942046327
you intended to mispell it. just admit you like being a little jesus fuck you're a pedo not a child molester

>>942046468
>just admit you like being a little jesus fuck you're a pedo not a child molester
yes i intended to misspell it what's your point exactly

>>942046461
Get to your movie goddamnit you might say something interesting for once

>>942046516
you're a pedo and it's cringe when grown people pretend to be little kids for me. let kids be kids

>>942046562
me saying dicks cord in place of discord wasn't meant to infer i was a little kid or baby talking. I'm not sure where your wires are crossed in thinking that. you seem to have pedo shit on the mind constantly and that's concerning

>>942046589
Don't play games you have an infantilizing fetish aka being a little
stop constantly lying

>>942046529
What movie

>>942046666
you're sick in the head shane. and nice job telling on yourself I was talking about giants of the past and all of a sudden you steer it right into whatever the fuck this is:
>infantilizing fetish aka being a little
>grown people pretend to be little kids for me.
>being a little jesus fuck you're a pedo not a child molester

seek help. or just shut the fuck up yourself and take your own kike midget ass to discord that you love telling everyone to go to constantly.

>>942046743
gaslight someone else

>>942046819
scroll up and see who's the one talking about pedo shit and describing it in detail. all i did was replace some words nigger as I'm apt to do.

>>942046843
i said gaslight someone else it doesn't work on me
calling it out as annoying isn't what you're implying

Bro..

>>942046991
i don't care what you said lil slime

>>942047054
i know you wanna gaslight

>>942047094
Listen here, ya lil' slimeball, I see whatcha pullin'. You're gaslightin' about gaslightin' about gaslightin'. 'Cept I ain't buyin' it, see?

>>942047143
no just stfu
i never fell for tranny "dark" psychology

>>942047208
i will never shut the fuck up. as long as my fingers are attached to my hands and body you can not and will not ever make me shut up. and i take comfort in that.

this little squirt's got a schnozzle big enough to dock a zeppelin

>>942047285
no please go on with your utter bullshit

im a black person and my family eats logs but i just had all of the crunchy ones so my son will be mad in the morning

>>942047395
ok so red haired giants have been reported all over the world centuries ago. some passed down through oral tradition and others in stories like the epic of gilgamesh and in sumerian and akkadian clay tablets. what's interesting is there's also reports that US soldiers fought one in the caves of afghanistan in 2002 in kandahar that was 13 feet tall and there's also video that's been going around for a long time of what's reported as gilgamesh's tomb in kurdistan 2003 that they say is debunked as a mannequin and fake but it looks way too real for a few sand niggers to fake in my humble but honest opinion

Shane vs Nuri, first to get hit in the solar plexus loses. Who would win?

>>942047616
i meant aural tradition

>>942051434
fat jewish and gay lol dead thread
you keep killing the board
i can't wait till they ban you forever or you get bored of trying to be relevant
it's actually kinda sad this is how you're choosing to be relevant

remember i won you're mad at me it ain't the other way around but you're trying

lol shane got banned

>>942052019
Well yeah he’s a pedophile

>>942052083
no
jesus shit you're just a group of retards making threads for nothing then crying about spam like you're any better

>>942052569
Whatever, he’s literally a pedophile and has been legally harassing multiple femanons, including donut

>>942052083
what is going on is nigger ape is banning lots of ips randomly then he's going to cry about the website having no posters

>>942052589
literally don't even talk about her she's a lolcow on endchan but literally all of them are so it's clown talking about clowns prostitutes

>>942052655
Shut the fuck up, you pedo

>>942052688
do you think you're on reddit? everyone you talk to on this website is a pedo

>>942052688
wouldn't be surprised you are donut and you fuck with pedos hard tf drugs you on?

shane buddy I got a lot of time on my hands here, and I gotta say things haven't been going so well for me lately. I guess you could say l've kind of fallen into a dark place again. Fallen off course from reaching my grave while doing my best to not accumulate bad karma. I have demons that follow me and fuck with my life constantly to the point where I moved to a remote location and now I live off of starlink and going to the grocery store once every 2 months because I can't talk to people. I haven't spoken to anyone in real life in over 3 years aside from nodding at cashiers. I am not a well person. I've been permabanned off of every social media platform that exists because the english language is illegal except right here on the surface. I refuse to join TOR to find freedom as it's not freedom it's a honeypot for pedos.
So l'm here. Not everyone can just go out and find friends and be normal, some people have issues and are broken and isolated. I use this as my only source of reminding myself that I'm still human. You must be more broken than I am to have been lashing out for over a year and not finding a different path. I did for a long time because practically everyone I came across on the board was in the same bucket of crabs throwing insults when anyone showed anything real. and then these threads popped up and became an island that I could sit on and not be so angry for awhile. I started feeling better like there was still a few actual decent people out here. and someone that actually strived to be kind on top of it all But then you slowly started eroding it away. and now were here. it's the most depressing and stressful time of year and there's nothing left. You're like a force of nature that balanced the light with darkness and hate but you went too far like evil people always do. You overstepped your boundary and you killed the only thing that meant anything to me anymore. I knew this wasn't the path but it was the only one with a light to follow.GOODBYE

So easy to trigger. It’s almost not even fun. Almost.

i can't see anything you post just an fyi

Oh yeah, forgot he’s also a giant pussy

>>942053074
now type that without sounding mad

Also Shane it’s been me the whole time. No one else. You’re literally a plaything to me lol. I control you. I own you. Make sure to copy and paste that, dough boy

>>942053094
are you gaslighting yourself? you don't control anything this is a dead thread i killed it

>>942038527 (OP)
really got some junk in the frunk

>>942038527 (OP)
Fuck that electric piece of shit,

I rather drive something like this

i remember donut. she had soft features and a kind face

>>942045242
>"aint aint a word and I aint gonna use it"
Bitch needs to nut up or shut up. You don't get to deny the validity of "ain't" as a word and then immediately use it as a word.
The song should be, "Ain't ISN'T a word and I'm NOT going to use it."
Hypocritical fucks, those faculty and staff. I remember saying, "God!" really loudly one day and then some sanctimonious bitch was like, "Did I hear someone use the Lord's name in vain?"
And then not give minutes later, that bitch was like, "Of Jesus Christ, I can't believe so and so did that..."
I should've called her out on her bullshit then and there but I was fucking 11 years old wtf could I do literally everyone would take her side Jesus fuck I hated school.
I'm not that other anon btw. I'm gonna listen to your vocaroo now it's probably pretty cool.

>>942045097
>>942057542
It's fucking AI slop but God DAMN if it didn't get a stifled little chuckle out of me.

>>942053101
Is this that Ray Pist guy?

>>942057675
Yes

>>942057675
saying someone is a rapist is against the law

>>942058073
saying someone is a rapist when they have never been lawfully charged or convicted is against the law that's character defamation

Can You Go To Jail for Defamation of Character? A Defamation Lawyer Explains


Yes, you can go to jail for defamation of character, but only in the 23 U.S. states that maintain criminal defamation laws. Imprisonment typically occurs only in extreme cases involving deliberate falsehoods that incite violence, threaten public safety, or constitute criminal harassment. In most U.S. jurisdictions, defamation is primarily handled through civil lawsuits seeking monetary damages rather than criminal prosecution.

>>942058945
I didn't accuse anyone of committing sexual assault. I just remember seeing pictures of a guy with a swastika badly photoshopped onto his forehead and the poster said his name was "Ray Pist", not "rapist". I thought that might be a picture of the same guy. You must have misread what I wrote. what I wrote.

>>942059705
Well saying someone is a rapist without proof is against the law because it's character defamation because you're saying they are convicted of a particular crime

better watch out the tiny little kike is getting litigious. he might force a court to force an ISP to hand over IP addresses and hope no one's on a proxy so he can track you down and sue you in civil court.

>>942059828
Well I didn't accuse anyone of committing sexual assault. I just remember seeing pictures of a guy with a swastika badly photoshopped onto his forehead and the poster said his name was "Ray Pist", not "rapist". I thought that might be a picture of the same guy. You must have misread what I wrote.

>>942059956
i mean i could but going on about rape or basically anything while being on a proxy is hypocritical js i dont fault you for being on a proxy but you should recognize what you are part of
>>942060233
don't do it ok

>>942060748
it's funny how you say someone is being hypocritical when you've slandered multiple people here with lies for more than a year now almost daily. it's almost like you have zero self awareness and you're a huge narcissistic faggot on top of it.

>>942060805
I have never committed slander or lied about anyone
I have never accused someone of being guilty of a criminal offense unless they were guilty

>>942060896
you're also 6 feet tall and have a car you drive around i bet.

>>942060918
please quote any malicious lies i have said about anyone that is a known poster because im unaware of doing that at any time

>>942060985
ok so we're going to pretend like you're just some random person who stumbled in here and started defending the rapist named shane out of nowhere without being the rapist named shane himself. lol.

>>942060748
>don't do it ok
Well I didn't accuse anyone of committing sexual assault. I just remember seeing pictures of a guy with a swastika badly photoshopped onto his forehead and the poster said his name was "Ray Pist", not "rapist". I thought that might be a picture of the same guy. You must have misread what I wrote.
I can do this all day.

>>942061027
im not
please provide proof that im a convicted rapist or you are committing a crime of libel. im not going to ask to get you prosecuted because you're pathetic

>>942061106
>"you did a blood libel on me!"
heh

>>942061082
yes i know because you lie all day

if i say "therapist shane" am I safe? sometimes my spacebar doesn't work right and it puts random spaces in where they don't belong so saying shane is a the rapist is just a purely mechanical failure

>>942061157
Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters.

>>942061295
please understand what libel is
libel is writing down provably false information about someone that has a criminal element
calling someone an asshole is not libel because it's not against the law to be an asshole
saying someone is a rapist is libel because rape or sexual assault is a crime

>>942061715
>libel is writing down provably false information about someone that has a criminal element
would somebody having a criminal record affect how the court saw this?

>>942061775
No because it's either true what they are saying or false. They're pretty clear cut cases

>>942061826
so if somebody had a criminal record, had been under home arrest, regularly posted underage nudes on the internet and accused others of terrible crimes it wouldn't affect things? just down to whether they had legally raped somebody?

>>942061878
yes because that's what you're lying about
now accusing someone of doing what you're saying is also libel because you're saying someone is committing crimes without notifying police which is suspicious and also you have no proof of it

>>942061966
>also you have no proof of it
well there's your entire posting history

>>942061994
you don't have that and im quite close to true anonymity concerning 4chan

>>942062027
shane I love you like a brother but you do not have good opsec, everything you do online will be easily traced back to you

>>942062049
the only people who could wouldn't since it would harm reputation immensely and start a domino although it's not something i care about because i am behind 10proxies and a mirror

>>942062241
>it's not something i care about because i am behind 10proxies and a mirror
you post your full name, family photos, and criminal history in threads where you threaten others

>>942062327
there's no proof i am who i claim to be just saying
please tell me how you can be absolutely certain of my identity

I can prove when you're lying about someone however because the lies would have a conviction if it were true and they don't so you're committing libel because you're maliciously spreading provably false information

>>942062581
>please tell me how you can be absolutely certain
I'm not a court. I don't think you have always used proxies, and 4chan co-operates with US warrants.

>you're maliciously spreading provably false information
how could I be doing that? I'm not even certain of your identity

>>942062679
so you can't prove it

>>942062679
i didn't say it was in that instance but you're spreading misinformation about someone and it's provably false and easily proven because the sex offender database is free and public to anyone

Hey Shane, want to know what else is against the law? Having cp. how’s that going for you?

>>942062973
this is libel
you really need to have proof for these statements that isn't just screenshots of anonymous posts

>>942063057
The posts are of someone (you) that can easily be ip tracked. Come on, buddy, you’re so close!

>>942063057
thats for the police to decide based on your posting history and the contents of your devices.
do you think they'll find you posting images of self harming half naked minors?

>>942063057
Call law enforcement.

>>942063181
“Uh yeah hey officer, this guy said I have cp, can you come check that?” Golden

>>942063091
how do you figure they'll warrant an ip trace on 4chan? They won't find anything even if they had the permission to
>>942063219
I could because it indeed is a lie but im not wasting the effort i actually spoke to a lawyer like last year but i thought hmm why bother when 4chan lost relevance

>>942063343
Well shit then I guess your whole argument just collapsed, dipshit

>>942063372
no it didn't because im not interested in prosecuting but committing crimes like libel or threatening someone life is against TOS and you should be getting banned if i cared about reporting you

>>942063431
Where did I threaten you? You’re the one actually ruining lives outside of here. Remember what you did to Kombuchan not even a week ago?

>>942063661
you're threatening me with swatting in other terms but you can't because you need to know my location which you don't know and nobody on 4chan does surprisingly
All i ever read was places i lived 10 or more years ago for a short period

>>942063805
Where??

Wait what the fuck do I care what some drug zombie says lol. Shut up, schizo.

>>942040045
You should also not be a faggot but that's not stopping you.

>>942063952
You keep making statements that rely heavily on you knowing who you're talking to and you definitely don't

>>942064089
Let me say this in plain English. Shane is a criminal faggot.

Why do zoomers call people schizophrenic when they're the ones acting schizophrenic?
>you don't know who you're talking with
>you're making provable false statements
>you're threatening someone random with malicious police actions for personal gain
>you think someone has been committing crimes while lacking evidence
Hmmm sounds schizophrenic to me

>>942064124
you can say this but try doing it without sounding angry

>>942064278
Nah, harassing people, me included, outside of 4chan pisses me off. The law clearly doesn’t care so that’s why I do.

shanes lawyer arc is wild

Oy vey, make sure to get our favorite lawyer, Stephen Goldstein Sheckelstein

>>942064440
no such thing is happening that's why im calling you a schizophrenic
im not the source of your problems

>>942064742
put yourself in the place of the lawyer when he walks into their office and hits them with 30 solid minutes of nuri, josh, doxxing claims, and 'is it illegal if I repeatedly posted cp when they're the real monsters'

>>942065046
lol like he could afford to sit down with a real lawyer for an hour

>>942064742
tbfh im baiting them into a ban because they're starting to annoy me im waiting for like some clear threat i love getting redditors banned for threatening me
i often mock them saying something like "so you're admitting to a crime?" which they post "idgas ill kill you" then they ban evade with a change in tune

>>942065074
honey hole hall monitoring. the perfect plan.

>>942065064
lawyers are free if you're a victim of a crime

>>942065064
he could snag an ambulance chaser who offers a free initial consult, but they'd cut him off after an hour if he didn't look like paying

>>942065557
not really they just take a percentage of your settlement, nothing is free especially when a lawyer has his hands on it

>>942065046
Word salad
All claims are provable because certain images weren't ever shared with anyone else and aren't available publicly. Doxing itself is provable because databases keep track of who uses them and have a disclaimer about harassment that they cooperate

>>942065667
>Word salad
shane do you seriously struggle to comprehend a basic sentence?
>Doxing itself is provable because databases keep track of who uses them and have a disclaimer about harassment that they cooperate
oh. yeah I guess so.

at what point are we making fun of somebody with a disability? should I feel bad about this?

>>942065597
you're not paying however it's supposed to be whoever committed the crime but often the government handles it and garnishes their wages.

>*shane's eyes barely peeking over the plaintiff's desk in court*
>judge: "mister rodent please stand"
>shane: "but I am standing..."

>>942065744
why aren't you pretending to be a totally not crossdresser

>>942065790
because im not a crossdresser. you're bad at guessing who's making fun of you at any one moment how do you hope to sue anyone

>>942065835
try to go 3 seconds without attempting to gaslight

>>942065867
try to go 3 seconds without sucking on a man's greasy penis

>>942065888
for one why does crossdressing hit when it shouldn't have relevance to you?
You should really try to stop projecting and gaslighting

>>942065935
>for one why does crossdressing hit
i don;t know what that means. you're literally the one that said i was a crossdresser for some reason. the reason im guessing is because you have an idea in your pea brain of who i am and you're wrong. so i told you you were wrong. and now you're screeching about gaslighting and asking why crossdressing "hit" the fuck meth did you smoke this morning kike?

>>942065888
>try to go 3 seconds without sucking on a man's greasy penis
coming from either gay person or a hooker makes this funny.

>>942065988
really? can you show where i accused you being such?

>>942066078
>>942065790
it was 10 minutes ago. are you acting retarded or are you really this fucked up

>>942066101
really because it doesn't say such
go touch some grass idk you kinda seem sensitive to that subject abd see accusing where there's none

>>942065744
My sides

>>942066406
are you 12?

>>942066424
are you trying to talk to a 12 year old? why would you ask this?

>>942066414
gypsies and jews are the same thing

Shane commonly confuses people with 12 year olds because he imagines everyone’s a 12 year old while gooning

>>942066454
because you're acting like a retarded child.

>>942066424
careful talking about 12 year olds, shane will start telling them to cut themselves

>>942066549
no you i complained about it earlier
>>942066532
im actually the person who complains about infantalizing and have for idk 4 years on 4chan because just bugs me people over 18 say sghetti, pupper, doggo stuff of that sort.

>>942066911
are you upsetti spaghetti?

we're gonna neeb a heckin long nap time over here someones upsetti spaghetti

>>942066893
This

>>942066911
ok boomer

Good morning everyone.

>>942067097
i mean someone does because they're very mas and it's not me

>>942067172
kill yourself avatarfag

>>942066911
>4 years on 4chan
no wonder he keeps missing memes, shane is a covid-era newfag

>>942067289
Infantilizing one’s speech for entertainment can be interpreted as aligning with cues associated with child-directed behavior, and therefore may implicitly appeal to individuals with pedophilic interests. While many adults adopt “baby talk” innocently, such speech modifies vocal tone, vocabulary, and cadence to emulate the linguistic markers of early childhood. Research in evolutionary psychology and developmental linguistics shows that childlike vocal characteristics — such as high pitch, simplistic language, and exaggerated affect — are central to adult–infant bonding behavior and caretaking responses.

Because individuals with pedophilic tendencies are sexually attracted to childlike traits, behaviors that imitate or evoke childhood attributes may inadvertently appeal to them. This connection is similar to how certain clothing, behaviors, or gestures associated with childhood can be sexualized by individuals with deviant interests, even when not intended as such by the speaker.

Moreover, performing infantilized speech in social environments for the amusement of others normalizes the display of those cues in adult contexts.

>>942067315
how did you read my post, write that response, and post it in 29 seconds?

>>942067205
Even if I was, muscle man would not be my avatar haha

>>942067411
that's not what an avatar is. an avatar is any consistent recognizable image posted for attention with no relevance to the thread except for identifying yourself

you're also a signaturefag

>>942067492
For posting a funny picture?? What about this, is this image allowed on an imageboard? Or are no images allowed?

>>942067172
heya toots what's cookin

>>942067315
shane must really hate rugrats

>>942067787
using images specifically to identify yourself is against the rules. it's barely enforced and that's a major issue with the board because it's reddit lite since you can look at a person's whole identity with a single image they keep posting. my hash changes every time i post so i don't have such an issue. you have to be extremely schizophrenic to connect anything i post

>>942067950
you post nuri all the time and i know instantly it's you. hypocrite faggot loser kike midget.

>>942067990
incorrect giga simp
my hash changes nearly every post so it's not actually identifying

>>942068048
i don't check hashes like some autistic freak i can clearly pick you out just by your ramblings and you pasting chat gpt shit all the time.

>>942068101
that's pretty schizophrenic because ive never posted consistently in this thread before

>>942068154
you just blow in from stupidtown pal?

>>942068186
do you like embarrassing yourself while being confident?

>>942068263
yes now prove me wrong. do a vocaroo and if i hear anything other than ernie i'll concede

>>942038527 (OP)
>you need a hole in your head to buy a Cybercuck

>>942068288
why?

>>942068347
lol thought so.

id love to own a cybertruck, but im poor. seething&coping lifestyle for me, it seems

>>942067831
I’m eating Jersey Mike’s and watching gmm
>>942067950
I’m not trying to be recognized. I bet you never even know what other threads I’m in when I’m posting or if I’ve been posting this whole time. Who is who

>>942068450
is it true that since private equity owned by blackrock bought out jersey mikes in january they've been slicing their meat thinner and the quality is going down now?

>>942068504
I have no idea but the jersey mikes I go to has always been pretty good

>>942068450
>im not trying to be recognized
also
>Oh please, don’t look at me — I totally don’t care about recognition
Anyway here’s me announcing that I’m here, doing things, and absolutely not desperate for attention.
Also btw that thing everyone saw wasn’t me, okay?? I just want you to know it wasn’t me because I totally don’t care what people think or anything — but just so you all definitely know, it wasn’t me.
Did I mention I don’t care about being recognized?? Please clap.

>>942068671
Try saying this again without sounding angry

>>942068534
I kekd so hard at this, don't even know exactly what makes it so funny but it really is. reminded me of pic related too for some reason.

>>942068737
it's not it's mocking because they want attention otherwise they wouldn't betray that with every post. It is actually possible to post and not be an attentionwhore

>>942068862
I know, I do it all the time. You just don’t know because your detective skills suck nuts

>>942068900
i don't think so gaslight someone else

>>942068923
proof?? I literally bought a cybertruck and didn’t tell anyone until just now me telling you

>>942068985
i don't go off hearsay or schizo pattern recognition

>>942038527 (OP)
kekd
confessing that only brain amputated people would buy this car...

>>942069160
:( wow shows how much you care about me

shane if you hate people recognizing others how come you never have that talk with your butt buddy boyfriend lolvis. he's the epitome of an attention whore to the point where he regularly announces himself when no one asked. seems a bit hypocritical to attack anyone else before sorting out the problems in your own bedroom first.

>>942070705
i find it hilarious that you were everything he accused you of being

>>942071806
you mean the same thing he accuses literally everyone of being? haha yeah that sure was ironic how he hit the nail on the head just by spouting off the same copy paste shit he's been doing for years now. what are the odds?

>>942071854
he did though also just saying the average poster barely knows him and probably just recognizes the face so yea chances you being the anon he normally rekts is a very high probability

>>942072143
that doesn't explain why you don't rail against him like you do everyone else though. you just conveniently left that part out of the whole question

>>942072198
you think i don't or haven't? ive had run ins but he's pretty solid i barely disagree with him and besides the meth thing i can't say much. i usually abandon unless his regular tries bothering him while he talks shit about weebs, gamers, and cucks who share their girlfriends. It's sorta entertaining when he rekts the gaming chair sisies. he tried me last week but i m not a nerd

>>942072682
so you're exactly what I've been calling you since you started sperging out over a year ago. a fucking hypocrite. that gay faggot jase is back on the board namefagging too and you havnt said a word to him either about
>"GO BACK TO DISCROD NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE!!!!"
>*poops pants*
>"YOU NAMEFAGS ARE CANCER!!!!"
>*insults someone who doesn't namefag*
>"IM MAD AND 5 FOOT 6 INCHES!!!"

just shut your fucking tiny little mouth you weasel.

On the side of Mount Talang, an active stratovolcano in Sumatra, the native and endangered Nepenthes talagensis grows. It is a tropical pitcher plant. Approximately twenty years after any given eruption of Mount Talang, the water that collects in the pitchers is at its optimum condition. Mount Talang last erupted in 2005, so the time is fast approaching for my journey.
Once there, the collection process will be tedious, and great care must be taken not to harm the endangered plants. After each collection, the plant's pitcher water is replaced with mineral water from a nearby source, allowing it to survive. Once enough pitcher water is collected and hermetically sealed, the next leg of the quest begins.

>>942072870
A seven-day boat ride from South Africa will lead me to Tristan da Cunha, literally the most remote island in the world. (Not to be confused with its namesake archipelago of which it is also a part.) Once there, armed with the proper credentials (obtained during my time helping an Eritrean refugee find his father in 1996), I will request a meeting with "The Council", consisting of eight aged persons known only as Glass, Green, Hagan, Lavarello, Patterson, Repetto, Rogers, and Swain. If I am deemed worthy, The Council will share the location of "Primus fabam Sanctae Helenae", or "the Prime Beans of Saint Helena". These are grown on a barge somewhere off the coast of the island of Saint Helena. Every year, the barge is restocked with soil from the island, and a secret cultivation process is used to grow the coffee bean tree. The barge's location changes every month.

>>942072888
The window of opportunity is finite, so I will have to journey as quickly as possible to the barge. Having access to various ancient artifacts of significant value is one's best chance at being able to trade for a few of these precious beans. The crew of the barge value little else. Modern art and technology are rarely sufficient, and no amount of money will ever sway them.

>>942072927
Beans and water in hand, my final trip will be to a politically disputed territory in South America. It has a total area of only a few kilometers. The surrounding countries once fought for the right to call this territory their own, but for complex reasons too nuanced to enumerate here, they are currently at a stalemate. This territory does not show up on any official map. I only know of its existence via a chance encounter with a Chilean dissident I met while studying secret Buddhist teachings in Tibet.
The territory itself is home to a tribal family who has lived in the South American rainforests for millennia. Every few generations, this family begets a Brew Matriarch, a woman of incomparable skill and knowledge, in whose hands even the basest and most purile coffee can be made palatable.

>>942072950
The current Matriarch is considered a prodigy, having mastered her grandmother's teachings at the tender age of eleven. She is now seventy-eight and considered to be at her best. In her hands, my ingredients will be prepared in the most ideal capacity possible.

Once her esoteric art has been practiced, from the roasting and grinding of the beans, to the brewing with the water, the perfect cup of coffee will be rendered.

Drink it? I think not. The coffee will then be sprayed from an atomizer, and I shall inhale its vapor, allowing its sublime richness to be consumed the proper way.

But if you people want to go to 7-Eleven or Wawa or Dunkin or whatever, that's none of my business.

can't take the heat so start random spamming. nice tactic for a keebler elf

>>942073097
>random spamming
Excuse me? I just poured out my heart about my quest to produce the perfect cup of coffee, and you think it's just RANDOM SPAMMING?!
You are a bolt-licking pencil sniffer, your batting average is pathetic, your computer only has one keyboard, and your farts smell like like decaying cilantro. Get out of my sight, peasant, before I have a dark mood. >:-(

>>942073226
pencils smell good

>>942073411
Yeah?! Well.........

You're not wrong.

>>942071806
Shut up Shane

Now I see why mama rodent wanted to die

>>942072851
you do namefag you don't need to fill out a name field to be a namefag
also you are cancer fucking retard

see this retard lash out at his mortal enemies in this thread was hilarious because it's all the same guy lol and he gets rekt and copes pretending he's winning

>>942074399
what's my name then

>>942074638
i don't need to know your name i just know you get rekt hard and you are a homosexual gamer and couch potato cuck

>>942074734
namefags don't need names to be namefags but you have no idea who you're talking to so that means i should go back to dicks cord. got it. makes a lot of sense if you have brain damage and emotional trauma

>>942074775
emotional trauma lol im not capable of incurring such damage because i don't have them. i do understand my own boundaries and that is your only offense to me other than that you make me laugh because you're lonely and desperate

>>942074883
you talk like some faggot in an anime's inner monologue sometimes and it makes me giggle

want to see my penis again?

>>942074909
i know but it's true. it's not like im "oh will chop this puppy up because im hecking apathetic" it's completely removed and just a bother because people think im caring beyond self interest

>>942075106
you seem to talk about yourself and make weird self affirmations all the time. I wonder if someone obsessed with themselves like a narcissist would do all the time or not.

>>942075163
i've admitted this i don't care about others except in self interest and ive never talked bad about myself
4chan is full of depression culture of people calling themselves losers and convincing others they're losers like them

>>942075311
https://voca.ro/11RHHhexRLS4

>>942075324
im not listening to this

>>942043066
so toyota or nissan

>>942075346
"im didnt read that."
"im not listening to this."
*hangs around every day and responds to literally everything*

>>942075423
yea to call you a loser until you kill yourself or become a better person for my benefit

>>942075508
nothing you say could possibly move the dial in my life good or bad shane. you're an insignificant nigger in a sea of other insignificant niggers.

>>942075618
yeah insignificant when you spend up two years stocking someone because they said for some Internet whores to stop being self-destructive and retarded which never stopped
go ahead go ahead and lie you might actually convince yourself of that

>>942075786
remember when you kept spamming "stop projecting" like a whiny kike? well you're doing exactly that again lil fella. pot calling the kettle black and such. you understand that concept and how you have no ammunition in this fight right? no? you're just going to keep saying the same shit again and again and again expecting me to stop calling you on it? not gonna happen. little faggot go get a step stool and look at yourself in the mirror for once

>>942075786
>stocking someone
there's that room temp IQ shining through again like a dim dim bulb in the darkness

>>942075415
No, Teslas are both sourced and made in America. Moron

>>942075909
i'm using talk to text not even typing anymore because you're boring me So I'm not going to go back and fix words spelling errors whatever I'm not going back for that

>>942076061
lmao nice excuse. you're so fucking pathetic it's like actually talking to a retard most days

>>942076095
and I feel like I'm talking to a cross-dresser Actually I'm pretty sure I am but yeah let's not keep digging into that

>>942076126
who do you think you're talking to exactly right now? because I guarantee you're wrong. you too stupid to notice patterns you have to rely on image hashes and think that everyone else is as fucking DUMB as you are and does the same. lol.

>>942076174
yeah keep on asking who am I who am I who am I fucking dude it's annoying you know what the fuck you are man fucking fuck Off
gay boy

>>942076301
I'm simply asking you because you keep assuming wrong stupid nigger. you call me a namefag and I have no name and never have. how the fuck is that supposed to work? you're more of a namefag than me. we all know your name and you are the worst of all of us hiding when it's you posting. so why don't you go ahead and take your own load of bullshit and shove it right up your ass.

you're stupid threads are dead
just give up fucking fuck off to discord holy shit
The board is fucking dead what the fuck are you advertising for what makes you keep coming here?

>>942076449
>to discord
>+00003 eth has been deposited into your wallet

>>942076394
there is no us dude I keep telling you man you speak for your damn self

>>942076516
i can speak for anyone who frequents these threads that they also know exactly when you start posting. i'm confident in that assessment and would put money on it.

>>942076563
>anyone who frequents these threads
so nobody lol

>>942076584
derrr hoo hooo ya got me lololol

>>942038527 (OP)
Musk's botched penis can't taste that good.

>>942045300
I really wish you retards would stop using personal information on this board

We're supposed to be fucking anonymous

>>942076744
you can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets filled first

>>942052847
>>942052885
Whoever keeps posting this personal information needs to get banned as well

This place needs to be cleaned up

>>942076784
>personal information

>>942076771
I'd report you but I don't even know how the fuck to do that anymore. Who the fuck is running this place?

>>942076805
That is a picture of a person who does not want you posting their picture

You should have to fucking scrub toilets or something bitch

>>942076809
gookmoot. he's currently unavailable sorry

>>942076784
He posted them.

>>942076823
well he posted it online and he's guilty of the same thing. in fact he's the one im speaking to right now thinking he's clever. so yeah. cool beans bro

>>942076784
Selfies aren’t personal information. Especially when posted on a public space. In case you missed the 59 other threads

>>942076805
Poor guy got punched in the solar plexus

>>942077075
you getcher self punched ion the solar plexus you'll never be the same that day forward.

>>942076878
Whoever that is in that picture does not appreciate being spammed across your stupid fucking threads bitch and you better believe it's a criminal offense

>>942076853
This is an anonymous website. We don't have names here we don't address people personally

you should get banned for doing that

>>942077163
>Whoever that is in that picture does not appreciate being spammed across your stupid fucking threads
How would you know

>>942077163
>Whoever that is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

>>942076825
Seriously what the fuck happened to the report form and the feedback form? Are they making no bones about the fact they want spammers to ruin this place?

Why have an IP ban range feature if they're not banning whoever it is responsible for needing to have that?

>>942077204
Because how the fuck would you like it if your picture was spammed and some fucking fat retards retarded thread?
You wouldn't like it

>>942077241
have you tried to contact the official 4chan hall monitor hotline?

>>942077214
I'm so disappointed in my generation. I bet you voted for Republicans or not at all

>>942077274
There are seriously needs to be one given how the barbarians are pretty much taken this place over

There needs to be a major fucking purge where we don't even see posts for months the way it's been going

>>942077308
collin hay will always be a legend for making this face. no one can take it away from him

>>942077265
You know these threads started because someone did exactly that right

>>942077330
I just don't understand why my generation didn't vote for more liberal people. They are voted for Bush or some stupid Lolbertarian or they sat out the election and let Trump win

>>942077341
I think it's a small group of discord posters doing a bunch of in jokes, which should also be a bannable offense
Since they are using personal information

>>942077419
I bet Colin Hay is pretty disgusted that we reelected Trump

>>942077421
>discord posters
>>942076485
cha-ching baby

>>942077330
He looks like Ray Davies in that picture

>>942077439
he named his band MEN at WORK and you think he's a liberal?

>>942077479
I bet he is, and is good friends with the dude from midnight oil

>>942077421
It's two people who keep coming back because you (or the guy you dont know) keep coming back here also

>>942077561
I fucking hate those fuckers man goddamnit I want our fucking board back

>>942077561
I take that back. 3-4, one's one of the board spammers

>>942077626
Not getting it back keep crying about it

>>942077717
How would you know that? Are you a mod in on this?

That's a yes or no question asshole

>>942077749
You probably would have by now if you could. You met your immovable object which is a result of nonexclusivity on this platform. Cry about it all you want because that's what they're here for now

>>942077626
>I want our fucking board back
>meanwhile the rest of the board
how about you start with the penis thread. or the fag thread. or the literal pedophile thread.

It’s crazy how much Shane thinks anyone would defend him this much. But then again, you American fat fucks voted for a pedophile

>>942078239
i voted for Goofballs McGillicutty but he didnt win