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Anonymous No.942062041 [Report] >>942063667 >>942064951 >>942067783 >>942074686 >>942084307 >>942084348 >>942092012 >>942095725
WHEN THIS MAN POOPS!
I RESPOND!
Anonymous No.942062059 [Report] >>942062474 >>942074626
He gave my life purpose.
Anonymous No.942062474 [Report] >>942065675
>>942062059
Daddy needs to give your throt purpose in about 20 minutes. Please stretch out your poop scar.
Anonymous No.942063667 [Report] >>942064140
>>942062041 (OP)
what's that smell?
Anonymous No.942064140 [Report]
>>942063667
It fucking stinks
Anonymous No.942064154 [Report]
His warms?
Anonymous No.942064951 [Report] >>942065706 >>942065739 >>942066416 >>942066517
>>942062041 (OP)
There are small pieces of corn inside of it.
Anonymous No.942065675 [Report] >>942069082
>>942062474
I wear a scat scarf to hide my poop scar.
Anonymous No.942065706 [Report]
>>942064951
Corn?
Anonymous No.942065739 [Report]
>>942064951
Anonymous No.942066416 [Report]
>>942064951
Bits innit?
Anonymous No.942066517 [Report]
>>942064951
His corn injectors?
Anonymous No.942067783 [Report] >>942068141
>>942062041 (OP)
The crowds form when his bathroom is occupied
Anonymous No.942068141 [Report] >>942069052
>>942067783
Just imagine. JUST THINK, for a moment, you walk into a public restroom and you smell the sweetest scent ever. One of the stalls is closed up and occupied, the rest empty. The door practically shakes as you hear a slosh and a grunt, and as you sit in the next stall, you can see a pair of very familiar fake leather three inch platform mallgoth fucking poser boots.

In his grunting, growling voice, Andy Sixx, the obvious occupant, asks for some TP because "the log was too big and he can't wipe." You sadly inform him that your stall doesn't have any. "Yeah, I used that roll up too." He says, with a chuckle. "Why don't you be a pal and come help me clean off? I got a show in an hour and I need my sphincter to be clean as a whistle."

Like a flash you shove yourself under the gap between floor and divider, as he lifts his ass off the toilet seat, spackled with bits of shit and also toilet water that splashed around his ass cheeks. You fawn and worship and tongue his hot, gaping, crud crusted anus and swallow every minute scrap of burrito flavoured refried bean shits.

"Thanks pal, and here, something for the road." He squats down and farts right in your face then hands you a signed copy of his latest album. Boy, what a great day. You collapse in the toilet stall, throat burning and stickily sweet with his ass stench. Boy... what a great day.
Anonymous No.942069052 [Report]
>>942068141
Based.
I poomed.
Anonymous No.942069082 [Report]
>>942065675
Don't be ashamed of your poop scar!
Anonymous No.942069409 [Report] >>942070303
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Andy's creamy log of shit, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Log Slidding, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret log slides down people's throats, and I have over 300 confirmed clogged throats. I am trained in log slidding and I’m the top slidder in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will slid you the fuck down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the log, maggot. The log that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can slid logs down your throat and clogging it in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just from eating corn. Not only am I extensively trained in log slidding, but I have access to the entire fiber supply of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to slide my ass-ripping giant creamy steamy dreamy logs of shit down your miserable throat off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all down your throat and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Anonymous No.942070303 [Report]
>>942069409
Based copypasta
Anonymous No.942072621 [Report] >>942073205
Ok but what about Andy's warms?
Anonymous No.942072641 [Report]
W**l?
Anonymous No.942073205 [Report]
>>942072621
Anonymous No.942073301 [Report] >>942074546
Anyone have that Andy Sixx gif of the soyjak moths?
Anonymous No.942074546 [Report]
>>942073301
I personally only have this one
Anonymous No.942074626 [Report]
>>942062059
LSJ Won.
Anonymous No.942074657 [Report]
frens
Anonymous No.942074686 [Report] >>942074738
>>942062041 (OP)
You have to swallow it.
Anonymous No.942074738 [Report] >>942074953
>>942074686
Can I chew first?
Anonymous No.942074953 [Report]
>>942074738
The bits of corn?
Of course.
Anonymous No.942075240 [Report] >>942075478 >>942075546 >>942078121
swalloween was a fecal occasion that happens only once a year did you get all your treats?
Anonymous No.942075478 [Report]
>>942075240
Daddy spewed candied slidd
Anonymous No.942075546 [Report]
>>942075240
I got chocolate fudge.
Anonymous No.942075805 [Report] >>942076243
Ugh, so good.
Sage No.942076243 [Report] >>942076599 >>942076691 >>942077931
>>942075805
Is there blood in that?
Anonymous No.942076599 [Report]
>>942076243
spooky halloween fake blood
Anonymous No.942076691 [Report]
>>942076243

It appears so.
Anonymous No.942077931 [Report] >>942078004
>>942076243
Please dont sage out threads, E.
Anonymous No.942078004 [Report] >>942078340 >>942078428
>>942077931
>out
His out house?
Anonymous No.942078073 [Report]
Do you think Andy looks at /b/ and sees these threads? I wonder what he thinks about it
Anonymous No.942078121 [Report] >>942078589
>>942075240
His smoothness even honors us with a video, I feel truly fortunate to have witnessed it in my lifetime.
https://youtu.be/spplysC2KBQ?si=rw0AK3CnSvkRREen
Anonymous No.942078340 [Report]
>>942078004
Based
Anonymous No.942078428 [Report] >>942078619
>>942078004
Not E I was saging another thread and now it won't go away unless I delete it in the name field
Anonymous No.942078589 [Report] >>942080609
>>942078121
His majesty saw our thread begging to be blessed with a swalloween video and responded.
Anonymous No.942078619 [Report]
>>942078428
Ok thanks for clarifying, slidda. My mistake.
Anonymous No.942080609 [Report]
>>942078589
UH HA HA
Anonymous No.942082924 [Report]
POO
O
O
Anonymous No.942084307 [Report]
>>942062041 (OP)
his bear essentials?
Anonymous No.942084348 [Report]
>>942062041 (OP)
So do I!
Anonymous No.942086056 [Report]
Anonymous No.942088680 [Report]
dump
Anonymous No.942088780 [Report] >>942088825
His Monday mounds?
Anonymous No.942088825 [Report]
>>942088780
Sure thing
Anonymous No.942090298 [Report] >>942090635
Give me the crap, you vamp retard.
Anonymous No.942090635 [Report] >>942090730
>>942090298
You ask we provide
enjoy
Anonymous No.942090730 [Report] >>942090866
>>942090635
So hot- hey! Do you take me for an idiot, sir!? There's no corn innit!
Anonymous No.942090866 [Report]
>>942090730
Its been a rough night I am stuffed
Anonymous No.942091932 [Report]
Imagine making a log posting discord server and hailing it as the official place to offline logpost. When in reality it's ERP central with your boyfriend skull mask. You private it because you're afraid of more people exposing your taint. Animaterr man barely even likes logs.
Anonymous No.942092012 [Report] >>942092061 >>942092175
>>942062041 (OP)
thread hidden spammer

thread hidden
Anonymous No.942092061 [Report]
>>942092012
Role updated. You now have image perms. Thank you slidder. Also don't forget Animaterr man uses logposting as a grift to get Youtube subscribers.
Anonymous No.942092175 [Report]
>>942092012
thread unhidden

thanks for playing
Anonymous No.942094004 [Report] >>942094019
Let's spice things up a little, shall we?
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Anonymous No.942094019 [Report]
>>942094004
eat some log lady
Anonymous No.942095725 [Report]
>>942062041 (OP)
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