Thread 942063924

s/fur

Have you finished your Halloween candy yet?

Cursed cat, for gay cat.

floof

I feel called out for snacking on it right now.

Gears just ate the gay cat.

>eating cats
I'm not Alf.

Gears just ate the gay, then.

that would explain the stomach-ache

Gay cat would be pleased with your suffering.

Where is your bf anyway?

house vaccsucced
floor mopped

I think the puppies generate more dog hair mass that I have to vaccsucc up and bag and throw away, than I generate in trash mass myself.

Hetty.

Someone got this IP range temporarily banned by posting really fucking shitty pokemon-porn (or something similar to pokemon) on a /v/ again, it would seem. Wasn't me though, which is weird.

>>942065599
brush 'em

https://youtu.be/FKkm4GAz8_8
eeber

poom

dead

YO WAZZUP FLOOFYTOWN!

>>942072238
Get the fuck off of my screen you fucking disgusting whore.

tempted to go and just spend the entire time in my hotel room catching up on always sunny and eating pizza

sunshine jumpscare

>>942073126
hot

>>942073126
Worthless attention seeking trash.

>>942073034
...Is this a thing now? Drop-leg purses? Because I kind of dig the idea.

>>942073126
I suspect that head is from temu or somewhere similar. The guy she fucks has one that is identical in design but different colours.

'member when fursuits were niche?

>>942073593
good ones still are.

>>942075734

-Toriel character is entirely responsible for "GoatMILF" classification existing

-Ironically doesn't have even one "-Go(a)t MILF?" shirt

>>942073839
Bitch! You're not even halfway there!

I masturbated

>>942078123
U do big cooms?

Only the fancy Japanese made ones are niche

I mean the concept as a whole you tards

gug

I wan a pizzadilla
eventually
tonight

my bren mush

where is twit
i need him to hold me
or cat

wut kinda mush we talkin bout?

>>942080978
inside of a quesadilla mush

wouldnt you just smoosh cat?

>>942081025
no smoosh
only squish

sounds delightful

i wanna a dagron

jewpoob doesn't like my outdated manual installed Ublock anymore.

>>942063944
Good cat, for normal cat.

these meds are making me sleep too much

Oh great gods of pizza and quesadillas, why did I ask for a pact between you two and have it bless me with this amazing food item that I now eat 3 times a week.

eating sucks
I may look like a ghoul child, but at least I don't have to eat much

jhbgmunykv, jhmngub,ky hnbvgm j

I have many limes in my room

another day goes by where I do not bathe

it was so much dog hair and dirt. do you understand why I hate the roomba.

we can do this the easy way or the not easy whey,

you should hate dogs instead
a cat would never do such a thing to you even with its heart full of hate

its going to consume me

>>942083649
Cats >>>>>>> dogs

>>942083803
Pangolins >>>>>>> cats

Ascended dragons >>>>>>>> pangolins

crayons > colored pencils?

>>942084051
both are pretty low on the art prestige thermometer. crayons are prolly lower.

i need a bunch of maggots and ants to eat my brains out.

bad luck and xtreme misfortune will yada yada yada....

why am i posting pokeomn?

i don fukkin know

read a book
get a job
go to school
or even play some game you haven't played before
literally anything but be here because this place is poison to mental health

I am impressed with how easily I scare everyone off by posting whatever.

I was already lurking and playing a gayme
I'm just eating right now and then I'll get back to gaymen

THERE IS A ROAD 100 METERS AWAY FROM ME WHERE FUCKTARD DRIVERS (overexaggerating) GO 50MPH AND THERE IS NO GAURD RAILS OR BARRIERS THAT SEPARATE THEM FROM THE SIDEWALK.

do you think he'll ever learn to stop giving a fuck about stupid shit outside of his control?
if I can do it then I think anyone can

ONLY SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 10000 AND 20000 DAYS TO GO.!,"?

yup, better not waste it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJq9y9xPKWs

someone put me in a gibbet cage

put me in a pillory and have the public shove churros up my butt.

consider the following

And so it was decreed that I was the shittiest entity here!

coffee and weed is not a fun combo
first time I've actually smoked in a while and yeah, it's way stronger than vaping
I feel like my heart is beating out of my chest for no reason
maybe I'll get back to doing yoga tonight, I'm feeling fat lately....

Yoga is just a fancy word that white and yellow humans use to describe fancy stretching!

it feels nice tho
it's the best workout when high because it's all about focusing on your own body and its movements while also getting stronger and in better shape
it's kinda meditative, I enjoy it

I meditate to praise the GODS!

well I do a bit of that too, but I also spend a lot of time trying to fix my negative thoughts, or at least learn to live with it and let them pass
weed has been a net positive for me even if I'm still struggling, unlike other drugs that just make things worse

How many churros do you think you can fit up ur butt
How many churros do you think I could fit up my butt
How many churros do you think Sunshine could fit up her butt?!?
How many churros can anyone fit up thier butttt!??!?!?!

thats not chocolate on the churro D:

you don't want me to answer that question

you dropped it in the mud, didn't you.

GET THE HOSE. WASH IT OFF. IM NOT LETTING THIS CHURRO GO TO WASTE!

Then scabbers said like quarters pinned on led 8 hours pinned on any :25

this guy is even less coherent then me.

I WAS BORN A RAMBLING MAAAAAANNNNN!!!
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING THE BEST I CAAAAAANNNN!!!!!

GO TO BED STUIPID EARLY NIGHT?

The answer is 8 churros

with or without cajeta?

>>942086777
trips of rambling

SIGN ME UP FOR ONE OF THOSE EXPERIMENTS WHERE THERE ARE NO CLOCKS AND I CAN GO TO BED WHENEVER I WANT!

Glazed

iCED

Frawsted!

>>942087037
...You are now in Somalia?

syrup'd

>>942087083
SOMALIAN PIRATRES WEEEEE

Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirate's Wife For Me

Wtf is going on in here.

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A CATHOLIC CHURCH OFF THE COAST OF SOMALIA ON GOOGLE MAPS?!??!

>>942087177
Well they said they were ICE'd

THERE'S ALSO A SHOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WATER OFF THE COAST OF SOMALIA THAT SELLS COOL COMPOUTER GAMING MATERIAL!

>>942087178
Knights of Malta built it for Aquaman

he converted at the same time as JD Vance

He didn't forget to say please, Captain Sparrow

I look a these few places that poogle has of somalia and I just wonder how the fuck to these humans even get food and water out there.

who let what the fox back in here

>>942087769
No one let me. I've been lurking since yesterday.

Nick, Foxxy, and Foxot, all in an orgy, who doesn't lose?

go on now git

ive hurd nick is gey so hes out immediately

So there's this city in somalia called Garowe. there are two dark spots in this city. one is a sports field. the other is a national park. the park is like, two blocks long. good job somalia. if you drag the dude to the intersection next to the national park, there's a goat..

again, there are no farms out here for miles. its all fukkin desert. what the fuck do they eat and drink out here!??!?!

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