Thread 942079385

I’m so boycrazy I need a bf i want a bf so badly PLEAAAAASE GIVE ME A BOYFRIEND PLEASE SOMEONE DOMINANT ME AND HURT ME AND ABUSE ME AND CALL ME A SLUT BECAUSE IM JUST A NEEDY BRAT
boyfriend please come here ill let you treat me like shit and ill give u so much affection and kisses im literally waifu material i promise we can be together until we die and even if we die we’ll still be together we’ll be together forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

>>942079385 (OP)
Uhhh....

Can I think about it first?

I’ve never wanted anything more in my life.

>>942079385 (OP)
Describing what you look like, what you enjoy doing and your general health and vitality are good hooks to use if you want to entice someone.
I'd rather be alone, but your image tells me we have at least two things in common.

Average white woman when she sees bbc

>>942079385 (OP)
Post pic of your hole(s) with timestamp on your hand while it's spreading you, then a contact point for DMs, then request zip codes or other region identifier of your choice to validate the proximity of your poor life choice, then tell that one where to go to pick up their new sub.

>>942079385 (OP)
>>942080228
If you live somewhere in Columbia Missouri, I don't mind putting a load in you as long as you shower and have a clean hole.

>>942080316
nevermind, took to long

>>942079385 (OP)
>and even if we die we’ll still be together we’ll be together forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

>>942079548
No now! Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>942079548
what will nuri think??

>>942079385 (OP)
>>942083559
what are your prospects? does your family have any hereditary conditions?

Odds I smoke weed
Evens i quit today

>>942079385 (OP)
what do you find interesting, if youre
>not fat
>not normal (this one has been proven)
id humor you

>>942079385 (OP)
No way this is real but if you would like a schizo egoist yariashigaru205.

>>942079385 (OP)
gender?

>>942083559
Ok, if you insist

fem

>>942084605
i goon to labubus on r34

So I put the pot in a black hood was it a good time in Jesus Christ’s resurrection. WORTHLESS.

>>942086468
classic black hood pot jesus truly /b/ finest honor

>>942079385 (OP)
>posts no email or social media
even if I wanted to (I do, my dating life is boring rn and I could use a date with a chan girl (bio fem ooooof couuuurse) how would we organize a date? should I just be constantly refreshing the b board?

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight.
.

>>942079385 (OP)
Still more sane than my ex.

>>942087288
xioisstupid (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

>>942079385 (OP)
Please look elsewhere i dont know what you expect to find on i site like this but I dont think its love. I'd suggest the real world to find someone (but even just a different site would be better) You can even obsess over them just the same.

>>942088917
not everyones a retardant i know im not normal but holy

>>942079385 (OP)
I could track you down, break into your residence and drag you back to Vegas against your will this week. If that sounds good, get a hold of me (Raguspan) on Discord and Telegram.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>942079385 (OP)
truly a bad place to put this.. don't you think? you must be high..
sincrly, H. the 'not a bot'

ywnbaw

Do you got discord or anything?