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Anonymous No.942080278 [Report] >>942080333 >>942080409 >>942080460 >>942080591 >>942080712 >>942080871 >>942081036 >>942081822 >>942082199 >>942082524 >>942085659 >>942086429 >>942090541 >>942095655 >>942096416 >>942097120
What is wrong with Gen Z?
Anonymous No.942080333 [Report] >>942089679
>>942080278 (OP)
not drinking enough tap water
Anonymous No.942080409 [Report]
>>942080278 (OP)
i think they feel pent-up and tense but they dont really know what to do with themselves
and they arent violent for the most part
so they just sit there and stare in shock most the time
Anonymous No.942080460 [Report] >>942080488 >>942087450 >>942087757
>>942080278 (OP)
they grew up and became adults in possible the worse era of american history.
Anonymous No.942080488 [Report] >>942087757
>>942080460
not op, but pretty much
Anonymous No.942080591 [Report] >>942080714 >>942080762
>>942080278 (OP)
I'm guessing by this guy's handle, he's a stereotypical freakazoid millenial.
In b4 you fucking zoomer. I'm an Xer.
Anonymous No.942080712 [Report] >>942080785
>>942080278 (OP)
THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS:

video games turned them into the first asexual, socially impotent generation of young adult males in the history of mankind
Anonymous No.942080714 [Report]
>>942080591
>I'm an Xer
gen-X'er would read better
the way you spelled that reads as you claiming you're a transsexual
Anonymous No.942080762 [Report] >>942080855 >>942080860
>>942080591
xoomers are the most worthless generation. absolutely forgettable.
Anonymous No.942080785 [Report] >>942081125 >>942081853 >>942087842
>>942080712
That's retarded. They have no hope. It's not a game's fault. Learn to use logic, and come to understand what specious reasoning is.
Anonymous No.942080855 [Report] >>942081710 >>942096594
>>942080762
why do you want intergenerational fighting? why would you not support your kin regardless of how old they are?
are you a paid aggregator? a shill?
Anonymous No.942080860 [Report] >>942081597 >>942099999
>>942080762
Ya, we were trying to keep the world afloat why you freaks were trying to "find yourself" and you all came back with blue hair. Why did I waste my time.
Anonymous No.942080871 [Report]
>>942080278 (OP)
born into the smartphone age
Anonymous No.942081036 [Report] >>942081088 >>942081863 >>942096156 >>942096443
>>942080278 (OP)
(I tell this story a lot in here)

100% TRUE STORY

a few years ago, my wife and I were taking a walk to the local park, on a beautiful Spring day.

up ahead of us, there were two guys, probably 20 years old... they were leaving the park, walking on the sidewalk in our direction

as they were about to pass us, I said in a nice, friendly, neighborly voice: "Hey. How Ya' Doin'?"

AND THEY BOTH STOPPED DEAD IN THEIR TRACKS!!! they freaked out, eyes WIDE OPEN, terrified, frightened and unable to think of anything to say...

they looked at each other for a cue.

they literally stood there with their mouths hanging open, staring at us in fear...

my wife and I busted out laughing AT THEM...

those two losers COULDNT HANDLE A SIMPLE "HELLO"!!!!
Anonymous No.942081088 [Report] >>942081257 >>942081257
>>942081036
and then everyone clapped
Anonymous No.942081125 [Report] >>942081219 >>942081460 >>942082179
>>942080785

I didn't stutter, Buckwheat

AGAIN: Videogames turned them into the first ASEXUAL generation 9f young adult males in mankind's history
Anonymous No.942081219 [Report] >>942081417
>>942081125
Who could blame them? You sound like a bitter old spinster. Why bother investing in bitches if theres a 70% chance they will divorce you?
Anonymous No.942081257 [Report] >>942097112
>>942081088

my wife and I laughed DIRECTLY at them

they were LOST... literally the most awkward, misfit, out of touch, incapable WEIRDOS wef ever seen

unable to handle something as simple as HELLO>>942081088
Anonymous No.942081417 [Report] >>942081581
>>942081219
lol nope.... you're just ONE OF THRM

YOU ARE The exact same type of person I'm talking about

You've never had any pussy
You have to minimal if any real life experience and VIDEOGAMES were your gateway drug into awkwardness

sitting on your ass playing video games instead of learning how to flirt with girls on the playground, like the other boys were doing

sedentary and effeminate, with each passing day, less and less real life experience with women, making it less and less likely you would ever be able to 'catch up' with those elementary school kids on the playground
Anonymous No.942081460 [Report] >>942081570 >>942081599
>>942081125
not that anon but i have an unpopular opinion that videogames should not have been made available as a household console. they should have stayed as arcade machines at your favorite joint so you have to get your ass outside in the world to enjoy them. but i must say i have only witnessed behavior such as in your greentext from fat couples browsing games at walmart, not generally from zoomers. you probably encountered a couple dudes who decided to get stoned and enjoy the park
Anonymous No.942081494 [Report]
A few years ago me and my buddy we're walking down the sidewalk minding our own business when we passed some old man and his wife. He stares at us with a predatory look, that boomer stare like he's challenging you, and barks out "Hey. How you doing?" very loudly with an unsettling grin on his face. We were both a bit startled. He starts cackling maniacally like it was the funniest thing in the world and his wife, looking uncomfortable and nervous, politely giggled along.
Anonymous No.942081570 [Report]
>>942081460
>in your greentext
i am drunk and i apologize. you should greentext these things though btw
Anonymous No.942081581 [Report]
>>942081417
And why should i so value pussy?
I can tell you do, why the fuck should i care? I don't need the bullshit thats attatched.
I dont need to make the same mistake other idiots do. I can watch them and say, I'm, glad that wasn't me.
Not interested in helping this society perpetuate. The wheels are falling off. I don't wanna put kids in the middle of that, thanks.
If you don't like it, its not my problem.
Anonymous No.942081597 [Report] >>942087528
>>942080860
We all would have preferred if let the world go under. The end of the human world would be a mercy killing at this point
Anonymous No.942081599 [Report]
>>942081460

that is EXCELLENT THINKING, sir!

by golly, I'm surprised I never thought of that

it's so obvious, and ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!
dammit, man!!
good work
Knight King Jasepint - Ultimate Survivalist Adventurer - Tribe of Benjamin No.942081710 [Report]
>>942080855
Yes
Anonymous No.942081822 [Report]
>>942080278 (OP)
Anyone born after 2005 honestly got the short end of the sick. Even early gen-Z like 1997-2000 wasn't this retarded. They were retarded, for sure, but at least they could form a comprehensive thought in their heads.
There is some kind of mental lag within the post-2005 gen-z mind. I don't know if it's because they grew up with social media poisoning their brains or if it was because of education reform and common core curriculum making them completely braindead and unable to form a coherent thought, but there is no doubt in my mind that they are at least 30% less mentally active than the zoomers born before them.
Knight King Jasepint - Ultimate Survivalist Adventurer - Tribe of Benjamin No.942081853 [Report] >>942082179
>>942080785
You guys make this way too easy for me
Anonymous No.942081863 [Report]
>>942081036
>reddit spacing
didn't read, kill yourself faggot tourist
Anonymous No.942082179 [Report]
>>942081125
there's no logic in your statement anon
you may as well be saying
>fast cars are ruining the youth~!
in 1960
you're wrong, and you clearly have an agenda beyond your bad acting
>>942081853
i think you read that post in opposition to what it actually means
also like i said before your image needs a caption
>gamers can get pussy too
but the anon you are posting at is saying it's not the game's fault and implying games are not to blame for anything wrong with life today
Knight King Jasepint - Ultimate Survivalist Adventurer - Tribe of Benjamin No.942082199 [Report]
>>942080278 (OP)
Nothing, there is no reason for us to help build up a collapsing society quickly crashing down hard right now

There is no future
I knew that in 2012. My peers that didn't had their futures chopped dead by the pandemic guillotine

We are the Inheritors of a destroyed world, being apart of society doesn't benefit us whatsoever

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Knight King Jasepint - Ultimate Survivalist Adventurer - Tribe of Benjamin No.942082450 [Report]
We are not scared or intimidated by older generations of men
It seems as if you are the ones that are actually afraid and confused of us

January 28th, 2000

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Anonymous No.942082524 [Report]
>>942080278 (OP)
>am entire generation of people does this one thing
ITT: Retards not learning from history.
Knight King Jasepint - Ultimate Survivalist Adventurer - Tribe of Benjamin No.942083025 [Report]
Anonymous No.942085659 [Report]
>>942080278 (OP)
They were told they were special by mommy and daddy and they were not!
Anonymous No.942086429 [Report] >>942087038
>>942080278 (OP)
Nothing? You do realize we are by far the most isolated generation right? Stupid amounts of us grew up with a single parent and basically raised ourselves online despite what those around us will say. This stare is less retardation and more of "why the fuck are you talking to me" I would know because I do it from time to time. It's called being an angsty faggot just like you were when you were out age but on overdrive.
Anonymous No.942087038 [Report] >>942087636 >>942098616
>>942086429
Its been this way since at least Gen X, Xers were called the "latchkey" generation, cuz both parent worked and we came home to an empty house. This is nothing new.
Anonymous No.942087450 [Report] >>942097781
>>942080460
>dat grammar
Found the zoomer. Tell us about how it's worse than the dust bowl or during any domestic war.
Anonymous No.942087528 [Report]
>>942081597
Ooh, so edgy.
Why are you guys so defeated over nothing?
Anonymous No.942087636 [Report]
>>942087038
I'm gen x and I still wish the house was empty when I come home. You're never too old to run away I guess.
Anonymous No.942087757 [Report] >>942096452
>>942080460
>>942080488
>possible the worse era of american history
. . . And you did precisely zero to improve things. Most of you ziglets can't even be bothered to put down the phone and vote.
Anonymous No.942087842 [Report] >>942087938
>>942080785
>They have no hope
But enough cash for a console and games. Riiight. Meanwhile jeets are sewer diving for turds with extra corn in them.
Anonymous No.942087938 [Report]
>>942087842
>They have no hope
Hope for what?
Anonymous No.942088132 [Report] >>942088278
The only thing more prevalent in this thread than the goomba fallacy is the copious amounts of updog.
Anonymous No.942088278 [Report]
>>942088132
I updogged once and fractured my patella.
Anonymous No.942089679 [Report]
>>942080333
fpbp to my absolute surprise and delight.
Anonymous No.942089719 [Report]
Testing this
>>1021403
Anonymous No.942090541 [Report]
>>942080278 (OP)
They’re too young. It’s OK, though, give it time. Then they’ll be cranky cynical conservitard motherfuckers like every other generation that’s come before. Generation doesn’t matter; age does.
Anonymous No.942093760 [Report] >>942102938
I've given up. Gen X is just boomer 2.0. Millennial woman are vermin and zoomers are basically retarded on average. What the fuck is the point of helping people that hate me.
Anonymous No.942095655 [Report] >>942102898
>>942080278 (OP)
Anonymous No.942096156 [Report]
>>942081036
This story is **totally real** guise trust him. But being serious I'm kinda an older zoomer (2000,) and if some random couple twice my age wanted my attention for something I stole my neighbor's toy when I was 11 and tied it to a balloon and let it go in the wind so they'd never see it again. Hope this helps, OP.
Anonymous No.942096382 [Report]
>Why aren't the 20-30 year olds saving the economy, birth rate, crime rate and world right now!!! AHHHHH
it must be tiresome to be a brainrotted internet addicted boomer
Anonymous No.942096416 [Report]
>>942080278 (OP)
No that's the "Are you being serious right now?" stare, who the fuck offers water to their guests?
Anonymous No.942096443 [Report]
>>942081036
This reminds me of the time some mormon-looking guy and his kitchen bitch decided to harass us at the park, acting all "Hey how ya doin!" in that shitty "fellow kids" way and we just stared them down until they fucked off.

Fucking mormons.
Anonymous No.942096452 [Report]
>>942087757
I voted for de la fuente and rfk.
Anonymous No.942096594 [Report]
>>942080855
>are you a paid aggregator? a shill?
it's apparent he's a jew, yes.
Anonymous No.942096813 [Report] >>942097717
I shoved asbestos up my ass and now I have an itchy colon
Anonymous No.942097112 [Report]
>>942081257

Ah yes, two individuals are the whole group of people from this generation, huh?
Anonymous No.942097120 [Report]
>>942080278 (OP)
Socially retarded and most of their social life is done through voice chats online so even when they're "confident" they lack the life experience to talk.

I'm on the older end of gen Z, I luckily didn't have a phone or use voice chats so my talking to people didn't rely on video game context cues, short context related call outs and not seeing the other person. I use it to my advantage, if I'm getting an interview I do it in person even if they want to do it over the phone, just being capable of holding a conversation, directing a conversation, teaching and listening in real life puts you miles above the rest of this age group.

When I worked at McDonalds I was stuck on customer facing. The older woman just didn't want to do it and was better at cooking and people my age was dreadful at it, too slow and kept getting complaints. They never even taught me to make a burger, I was stuck customer facing because everybody else was retarded.
Quitting is when I realised how bad gen Z was. The guy who covered my breaks was an autistic kid from my old school, I expected awkward from him, I didn't expect the "normal" people just a year or 2 younger than me, I was "teaching" to struggle so hard to talk to everyone they worked with or with the customers. But in the end it makes me happy knowing that my peers are incapable of communicating properly, I might not have the best qualifications on paper but I can learn and act normal which is enough, once you get past the AI filtering.
Wayne No.942097717 [Report]
>>942096813
you should drink some moisturizer to fix it

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Anonymous No.942097781 [Report]
>>942087450
>dust bowl or during any domestic war
builds character
Anonymous No.942098616 [Report]
>>942087038
This anon gets it.
Anonymous No.942099110 [Report]
Social media, smart phones, covid, AI. Demented times we're in. We got a different experience coming up together in the old days but the young crowd don't know how to act. I'm a '96er and I'da been lost finding my meaning and personality in life if I was on the other side of that zoomer divide. It seems nowadays life is just a million different things competing to waste your time and attention. I feel sorry for them, I hope they can adjust at an early age with good years ahead of them.
Anonymous No.942099999 [Report]
>>942080860
You didn't do shit
Anonymous No.942102481 [Report]
>EVERYONE OLDER THAN ME IS A BOOMER AND THE WORLD IS BAD AND IT'S THEIR FAULT WHERE'S MY SAFE SPACE WAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

I'm the 40 plus year old Gen-Xer, you flaky little bitch. We built your goddamned internet. We have one foot in the analog and one foot in the digital.
I can skin a deer, rebuild an engine, get a database into third normal form, hack together disparate pieces of back end server technology with a patchwork of PHP, Python, and Perl, and I can do that all by 5PM.
By 9PM I will have already fucked your mom.
Twice.

I was in a mosh pit while you were being conceived. I can STILL hold my own in the mosh pit even now while your scrawny little ass is standing there, arms folded, nodding gently to the band, or face glued to your phone built via Chinese wage slaves, surfing the internet that MY generation helped build.

And you know what makes me and my generation special?

Nothing. Not a goddamned thing.

Because we were bitching about the boomers before it was #trending. Many of them were the hippies that their own parents and grandparents complained about. They were the snowflakes of their era.

Humanity doesn't change. If you get up off your ass and do shit instead of complaining about getting triggered, and running off to your little hugboxes and safe spaces, you too can build a life that the next generation or two will claim you somehow stole from them.

And you'll laugh in their faces as well, or you'll shake your cane at them and scream for them to get off your lawn.

Anyway, I gotta get back to work. Stay thirsty, junior. ;-)
Anonymous No.942102550 [Report]
Didn't read, you didn't do shit and you'll never collect retirement.
Anonymous No.942102898 [Report]
>>942095655
>Soon there will be people who forget the creator of a website that lost popularity nearly 20 years ago.
Yes, just like we forgot Akira Kurosawa because they stopped directing movies over 80 years ago, just like how people forgot William Meister because his product stopped being mainstream nearly 10 years ago, even though it's still used.
Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.942102938 [Report]
>>942093760
>I've given up.
The Canadian medical system can help you. I'm sure they have a MAID to order solution for you.
Anonymous No.942102993 [Report]
This time it's for real.