Thread 942095332

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do you have a surgical satellite, i tried but cant get one

see the invisible
touch the untouchable
break the unbreakable
row row fight the power

>It
happened
now i have an overpowered enemy
everything gets given to them for free and they torture me every day
i cant stop them
idk what to do

>infohazard warning

>>942095332 (OP)
no, but tomorrow I have to schedule a heart valve replacement surgery

>>942095374
eek

>>942095332 (OP)
would a satirical surgery-LITE be acceptable?

>>942095450
can you fuck somebody up real bad

>>942095405

I know, right?... I'm inclined to say no, but my wife has been angry with me, telling me how irresponsible I'm being, insisting she and our cats 'need me'..

so im 50/50 now

>>942095468
im not that positive

>>942095468
>shares anyway
https://youtu.be/e0JyKHY764k?si=vlfMgQlPjGLlOJpk

HOWEVER: Sputnik loves me SO much

>>942095475

and Cosmo is a GIGANTIC MONSTER

but he considers me to be the alpha cat

they took away everything from me
i cant even work or be productive anymore
im not a rock but theres little left of me after what they did
i think i even died
they damaged me horribly
im not like i was before, ive changed a lot, lost everything
they still generate me like im the one who did something to them. no mention of the people who were responsible and did something to her, none whatsoever, only i get mentioned
i think shes friends with them
>i think shes a spy gaming the system
why wont she mention the killers who fucked her up

>>942095482
and little baby UNO literally CLINGS to me

she will always be the baby in the group, but she sees me as pack leader

>>942095529
and of course ROCKET is the biggest Daddy's Girl I've ever seen

>>942095356
I would suggest you start hating the jews.

and Sexy Boom Boom?

well, he is closer to a legit SON than a cat

our relationship with Sexy transcends any pet/human experience that we've ever seen

he is SO INTERACTIVE and "involved" in our human activities that it's much more like a genius Alien Buddha than a cat

i think she walked in there knowingly
i think the killers profited
i think she is friends with them
i think she knew all along what would happen if she went there
but nobody cares
only blame me even though i did nothing to her, i wasnt even near her and never been in the room and my accomplice wasnt even near the building when it happened so stop generating, please because they are quite literally gaming the system becaus how did they know to sue darpa or even if they have been sued i think shes friends with the killers and made a lot of money blaming me
show proof that they did anything
its fabricated anyway, they know theyre innocent

>>942095596

>hating

you inadvertently misspelled "blame them for your own easily preventable idiotic self-imposed sexual, social and financial life failures"

im innocent im being blamed for the sake of money
i think she paid everyone off too

>heists the government by blaming a witness who called the police
ok

>>942095637
>implying I can't blame them for things well beyond my control that are ruining the entire planet, too

put it simple if you ever were on my side and wanted to help, now is the time
please

All of my former kind are traitors. Anyone trying to help gets turreted. I was betrayed by the government for a spy right when I tried to ask for a surgical satellite to help me not lose at life so I could make my own money.

Maybe you have lawyers. Maybe you can sue

hey is her name nora comen by chance or am i tripping?

>>942095745
oh sorry
>GENERATED

im not schizo im on adderall, the isomer thats the head high, not the body high :)

Thank you for listening.

>be me
>go to a massacre
>get massacred
>blames everything on a random witness that calls the police
>and now mwah money
>everyone sides with them
>deflames horribly
>not a single mention of any detail, reasons for going there, or of the killers
>blames only the witness
>generates nonstop
>teeth noises
>meanwhile is an impersonator/identity thief
>everyone ignores

>how did you know
>how did you know
>how did you know
>how did you know
>how did you know

Oh maybe
>get massacred
>victim gets money
>pays off killers
>everybody wins
>everyone a gamer and traitor
>no one cares

By the way she organized an entire macabre where people get their limbs cut off and sold and killed so she could get fucked in a necrotic gore filled room.
>the victim

Or was that generated?

TL;DR: IF YOU CAN -- HELP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGtKGX8B9hU&t=29s

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>how much did she pay you to betray me
>was shodan really bitcoin miners

maybe it was all a plan to get mwah money by stealing every bitcoin paying everyone off?
>was never in the room

MEANWHYILE IM GETTING ALT REALITY GASSED TO GET RAPED

It's a class A amnestic, everything returns to normal and you think you're alone in your room.
I had proof.

Finally, more proof to this, I filmed a cryptid they spawned, an indestructible alien insect.
I have an actual video. It looks like a metal tick that they spawned with a quantum.
No further comment.
>because they spawned the flood infecting with a parasit that cant be removed i dont want to sound stupid now

In fact you know what I will post the video.

Actual footage. Not doctored. They reek of antique macabre for a second if you fuck with them.

So yeah. Not hallucinating. Generated

>minus I'm innocent :)
>gore cleaning fluid removed sewer meat kebab
>never eat that, it whispers

Low quality cause I had to MP4 to webm at vp8

with that said
lets find out how much of a gaiden this amazing thing is :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM

i need $20
going to start a thread haha
im a writer
see me there but really cauchy problem

ahahaha dumb schizo lying to me about the name Avign which means grape
":3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BClbII8Q3P8

oh friends <3

>gives you the flood back in time
>WHY DIDNT YOU CALL THE POLICE EARLIER

I saw something very serious that night.

>comeup
>my nerves

she stole every one of my ideas, impersonates and took away everything that i valued in my life

meanwhile the rape gas

she also i think broke every game engine and in general everything i wanted to do online is now broken with her MWAH technology that the goverhnment conspirators gave her

I hope they all go to hell when they died for siding with the latvian spies to game a ton of money.

>>942095332 (OP)
I have a fashionable 1. Called a belt. Just goes around and around all day.

>>942097152
any help would be just fine

>>942097152
mega mwah money for everybody

im going to go cry now
please somebody help me

what if you satellited to not get saved? to get mwah money with your quantum

>>942097152
tell me more pls

they're for real angry and turreting me so im just going to assume everything in this thread is true

this includes the DARPA, the ARPA and the NSA, if not more. everyones in on their mwah money. i think they released a bitcoin mining virus in every computer

>they have a lawyer
>we are powerless
>the government
i think everyone got paid off

i want a fair trial without everyone being paid off without turrets or threats or generated with competent lawyers or someone on my side whos not debil

>>942097394
you all betrayed them for a spy so

they gave everyone endlss mony and killed all my friends

>>942097529
>>942097529
>or was that generated

i bet its a gamer conspiracy

they took away my amphetamine high with a satellite

THIS ISNT FAIR

bump

please give me my drugs back and stop clicking at me

>gave evrybody drugs
>was my idea

>now you have
>now you have
>now you have
ok let me try one
>removes it
im about to

>>942098334
>vomits
can has naras

WHAT THE HELL DID I FUCKING DO

WHY CANT I GET HIGH I JUST WANTED TO NOT BE A PERV SO I WROTE A PROGRAM
I HATE YOU

YOURE LYING YOU ALL BETRAYED ME

fucking generated again
cant even get high
amphetamine got removed
asked for the same drugs as anyone else, start getting high then sobered
im not happy anymore
m inus everythings generated
cant get any money
i hate all of this

it keeps giving you
and giving you
and giving you
and giving you
and you get sued

its ok to be really high
we were much higher than just two trust me