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Anonymous No.942095650 [Report] >>942098173 >>942098181 >>942098463 >>942098750 >>942098950 >>942099663 >>942100402 >>942101026 >>942101295 >>942101494 >>942101908 >>942105990 >>942106313 >>942106376 >>942106806 >>942110626 >>942111333 >>942113773 >>942116994 >>942117633
What’s it like to try anal? My gf refuses to do it with me because of her experience with her ex
Anonymous No.942095693 [Report] >>942095716 >>942098140 >>942098259 >>942099861 >>942103391
Don't bother unless your gay or your so sex desperate. Requires lube its not naturally lubricating, its not self cleaning like her box and you do not want shit going up your cock.
I'd just stick to the other two holes unless its a very long term thing and she's into it. It's incredibly over rated (unless your gay then apparently it's good).
Anonymous No.942095716 [Report]
>>942095693
This
Anonymous No.942095889 [Report] >>942100978
My ex bf was obsessed with anal. I was never that into it. He had a big knob though so that's probably why
Anonymous No.942097610 [Report]
It feels like a dick in your butt.
Anonymous No.942098140 [Report] >>942106972
>>942095693
I think its more of a dominance/taboo thing, pussy definitely feels better though
Anonymous No.942098173 [Report]
>>942095650 (OP)
>because of her experience with her ex

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Anonymous No.942098181 [Report] >>942098259
>>942095650 (OP)

It's mid. Pussy better. Dont let your autism brain wind you up. Talk to adult men that aren't dipshit nigger gooners.
Anonymous No.942098259 [Report] >>942098631 >>942098823 >>942106041
>>942095693
>>942098181
Not OP but my boy dream is getting shattered right in front of me... I've been obsessed with female assholes ever since I was a kid. Discovering that its gonna be just another of many life's disappointments is pretty sad.
Anonymous No.942098463 [Report] >>942098499 >>942103391
>>942095650 (OP)
It's awesome, I love it. But girls usually don't like it, it's more of a fetish thing. Only did it twice tho.
Anonymous No.942098499 [Report] >>942098655
>>942098463

If it was awesome, and you loved it, why have you only done it twice?

Zoomer sperg, dont you need to help your aunties with the cleaning?
Anonymous No.942098631 [Report] >>942098780
>>942098259
Anon, pretty much nothing is as good as you make it out to be in your head. My wife has a great ass and always said she wouldn't do it. After having a baby, while she was still healing, she let me put it in her ass. Something different was nice, but it is overrated. She said it wasn't as bad as she expected. Overall; meh.
Anonymous No.942098655 [Report] >>942098701 >>942099423
>>942098499
Cuz bitches be like “ow, it hurts”

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Anonymous No.942098701 [Report]
>>942098655

Have a normal sized dick and women do that anyway.

Fuckinf embarrassing
Anonymous No.942098750 [Report]
>>942095650 (OP)
I’ve done it once, my dick is pretty large. It was awkward and didn’t feel good, my gf at the time wanted to try it. She liked anal, I didn’t enjoy it. She seemed to be in pain and not enjoying it, I felt like my dick was being strangled off. I don’t really care for it, much rather fuck pussy
Anonymous No.942098780 [Report] >>942099163
>>942098631
You managed to shove it in just like that? Is your dick small or do assholes get blown out during birth too or something
Anonymous No.942098823 [Report]
>>942098259
Just eat her ass, then, if you like her asshole that much.
Anonymous No.942098950 [Report] >>942099334
>>942095650 (OP)
Like others have said, it’s overrated. I’m generally not too crazy about anal but I’ve done it many times with different women. It can be hot under the right circumstances. For example, when you come home drunk with a woman after a night out, feeling extra naughty and you don’t care about getting yourself into a messy situation. It doesn’t feel any better than your average pussy. It’s just a mental thing. Dominating the slut and fucking her ass. Anyway, if your GF doesn’t want to do it then don’t push it. She might give in and let you fuck her ass but she’ll resent you afterwards. You won’t even enjoy it. She won’t be able to relax and you’ll spend 15 minutes trying to shove your cock in there while she’s making painful sounds. You will get frustrated, your cock will go soft and you will give up. Neither one of you will be in the mood to continue and the rest of your day is just going to be spent watching TV in awkward silence.
Anonymous No.942099011 [Report] >>942099600
I've done anal with my wife - she can cum from it and has even initiated.

It's OK as a change but, in my case as I have girth, you can forget about plunging in balls deep. I have to let her set the pace and resist the temptation to push in, so requires cooperation.

I'll admit the first time was glorious as it was novel for he and she went wild under me - I have posted a greentext about this. But after the first it was a lot more careful and cautious as the novelty was gone. Still a fun, occasional distraction.

if you try it, remember that too much lube is not quite enough, and let her set the depth/pace. Not all assholes are created equal, but do it right and she'll probably enjoy it (especially with a little bit of finger action on her clit)
Anonymous No.942099163 [Report] >>942101736
>>942098780
Lube stupid
Anonymous No.942099334 [Report]
>>942098950
very accurate description of the average experience trying to convince your girlfriend to try anal lol
Anonymous No.942099423 [Report] >>942099557
>>942098655
What race is she?
Anonymous No.942099557 [Report] >>942099808 >>942101018 >>942105481 >>942116330
>>942099423
Oaxaqueña Mexican

Used to have so much anal I miss it, almost never used lube
Anonymous No.942099600 [Report]
>>942099011
My wife cums from anal. Most of the gals I've been with who enjoy it we're smaller builds, so I think it's because I was able to hit their g-spot through the wall from the back door (okay, not THROUGH the wall, but you know what I mean). My wife likes being dominated, and will wear plugs or tails for me. We enjoy spoonig while I'm in her ass (the hole is at the perfect angle), and often fall asleep that way. It feels good to me, but doesn't match pussy. Use a lot of lube, go slow, and pay attention to which angle makes her feel good.
Anonymous No.942099663 [Report]
>>942095650 (OP)
Depends on your dick size, the position and if she's able to relax and have fun with it.
Advice is try loads of lube, spooning, drunk or high, be very slow and gentle and tell her to push out when you go in like she's pooping.
The only thing that's awesome about it is getting to fuck a forbidden hole. If she was into it you'd prefer pussy 11/10 times.
Don't be bigger than 5-6 inches
Anonymous No.942099808 [Report]
>>942099557
>almost never used lube
Brave to admit that
Anonymous No.942099861 [Report]
>>942095693
FPBP/thread
Anonymous No.942100402 [Report] >>942100441
>>942095650 (OP)
It only feels good if they’re enjoying it
Anonymous No.942100441 [Report]
>>942100402
That applies to most sex, imho.
>Sociopaths and sadists need not apply
Anonymous No.942100978 [Report]
>>942095889
did he fuck u so hard up ur arse u couldnt shit straight for a week?
Anonymous No.942101018 [Report]
>>942099557
>Oaxaqueña Mexican
>Used to have so much anal I miss it, almost never used lube
didnt that hurt you though?
Anonymous No.942101026 [Report]
>>942095650 (OP)
a lot of girls do ass to mouth now. they actually like it.
Anonymous No.942101122 [Report]
I had two chicks in a row that fucking LOVED anal with no lube. I pinned them down on their stomachs and pounded the ever loving fuck out of them and came so much it would run down their legs to the floor

I will never have that kind of luck again
Anonymous No.942101295 [Report]
>>942095650 (OP)
It's unnatural and unsanitary. Not good.
Anonymous No.942101494 [Report]
>>942095650 (OP)
Not sure what these other anons are on about but I love butt. I'm also a little thicker too though so maybe that's why. Idk.
Anonymous No.942101736 [Report]
>>942099163
soo, small dick it is
Anonymous No.942101908 [Report]
>>942095650 (OP)
anal feels really good to me. not so much for my gf, which i think just heightens the feeling for me.
I like knowing she's getting a little punishment while i'm feeling really good doing it.
then the orgasm and release is intense for me and she gets probably a subconscious intense rush of mental pleasure knowing the pain has stopped - weather she is cognizant of it or not...
Anonymous No.942102463 [Report] >>942116330 >>942117120 >>942117120 >>942118173
I tried so many times to do it with this bitch but her ass was too tight
Anonymous No.942103035 [Report] >>942103209
Did it once with an ex-girlfriend. Surprised me while I was sitting, and she sat on my lap, didn't use lube, hurt like hell, but went with it. Once past the splinter, it was all warm/squishy and didn't feel as tight as pussy. After a few minutes we stopped because of the pain. Really wish she didn't surprise me, and I would have gone to get some lube or at least eaten her ass out first. She was petite and had a bobcut like ayanami rei, still talk to her and she comes over for some fun sometimes but never tried it again after that, but I want to try it again with a new gf sometime soon or maybe convince her to try it again lol. Love my jazzebell woman.
Anonymous No.942103209 [Report] >>942103303
>>942103035
>or at least eaten her ass out first
Do you think a mouth full of shit would have helped?
Anonymous No.942103303 [Report] >>942103409
>>942103209
She cleaned up before kek, but I love her ass and wouldn't mind eating it out first. It might have helped loosen her up. Sorry if you find it digusting, but she is sexy and her ass is not gross or anything.
Anonymous No.942103391 [Report]
>>942095693
>>942098463
Fucking her pussy while looking at her nice ass would feel like anal anyway
Anonymous No.942103409 [Report] >>942103531 >>942103829 >>942105710
>>942103303
More unsanitary rather than disgusting. Even if they shower, there is still fecal matter inside
Anonymous No.942103531 [Report] >>942103672
>>942103409
It's true, but if an ass is sexy enough, I dont care. For example, if Emma Myers or any teen starlet wanted me to eat her ass out, I would not hesitate, dirty/cleaned or not, im taking the plunge fren. Yolo
Anonymous No.942103672 [Report] >>942103774
>>942103531
>Yolo
True. But I'd rather not risk talking to god on the big white telephone for a couple of days of it
Anonymous No.942103774 [Report] >>942103929
>>942103672
Wtf are you talking about anon
Anonymous No.942103829 [Report]
>>942103409
I think there might be some too inside your head.
Anonymous No.942103929 [Report]
>>942103774
He thinks you would die of "e. coli" or something
But to me, it would be worth the risk to eat out a sexy ass like emma Myers or my ex gf. Both would be nice and clean, it's not like you are eating out some homeless tweaker girls ass.
Anonymous No.942105481 [Report] >>942105892
>>942099557
How did you meet this anal queen?
Anonymous No.942105710 [Report]
>>942103409
when we go down to microscoping level, fecal matter is literally everywhere, including her pussy which sits a mere inch away from the shitter. You'll be fine, as long as you were not raised on baby formula and never touched grass as a baby.
Anonymous No.942105892 [Report]
>>942105481
Met her through work. First time we fucked was in a car and she asked “have you ever had sex with a girls butt?” And i put it in dry. Tight as fuck
Anonymous No.942105990 [Report] >>942106327
>>942095650 (OP)
The outside of her asshole is more sensitive in my experience. Just rim her for a second or rub your finger around on it while she's riding you. She will cum real hard.
Anonymous No.942106041 [Report]
>>942098259
Same I always felt similar when I was a young teen and I am still a virgin now at 28 but anal sex is basically all I think about when I masturbate. I've always been obsessed with female booty. I Just hope i can find a woman who likes anal too.
Anonymous No.942106313 [Report]
>>942095650 (OP)
There's so many haters on here talking down on it, I fuckin LOVE anal once I fucked one girl up the ass I became hooked and now try to get every girl I fuck to do it, make sure you have lube though otherwise it's just gonna be a pain in the ass to get it in no pun intended
Anonymous No.942106327 [Report] >>942107512
>>942105990
my girl barely feels my tongue unless i press it against the bean. Meanwhile she can't stay in one place when I lick her asshole. Kinda weird design flaw
Anonymous No.942106376 [Report] >>942115579
>>942095650 (OP)
Unlike other anons, I think it's awesome. Going from pussy fucking to spitting on her ass and blowing a load in it? Gold.
Anonymous No.942106663 [Report] >>942107152
I thought that I'd hit the jackpot when I found out that my ex enjoyed anal. The novelty wore off after a few months though. If you're just popping the head of your cock in and out of her butthole it feels just fine, but she wanted me to fuck her hard and deep, especially when she was drunk. I got tired of the smell of anal leakage at night.
Anonymous No.942106771 [Report]
Does anyone know how to tell if a girl likes anal sex before asking her out? I NEED a cute booty gf.
Anonymous No.942106806 [Report]
>>942095650 (OP)
Dump her. If she was willing to do it for an ex and not you means she was more into sex with the ex
Anonymous No.942106972 [Report]
>>942098140
I think this is the reason. It is making her submit to a humiliating act and the feel of power. Making her spread her ass cheeks open is similar in humiliation
Anonymous No.942107152 [Report] >>942110089
>>942106663
>anal leakage at night
you mean... she literally shit the bed?
Anonymous No.942107512 [Report]
>>942106327
Yeah women are the worst
Anonymous No.942110089 [Report]
>>942107152
It was a combination of passing out without cleaning my cum out of her ass and having alcohol farts from drinking too many sugary cocktails. She'd try to hide it from me, but I saw her shitty underwear a few times.
Anonymous No.942110210 [Report] >>942110671 >>942110686 >>942112215
Has anal sex become common over the last 10 years?
Anonymous No.942110626 [Report]
>>942095650 (OP)
I'm only into anal only women. Bonus points for vaginal chastity piercings.
Anonymous No.942110671 [Report]
>>942110210
Yeah, most girls in their teens and 20s will do it. My sister in law is 19 and talks about it like it's just as normal as giving head these days.
Anonymous No.942110686 [Report]
>>942110210
I wouldn't say so. People are still kinda normie about it. I don't ever be talking to anyone about it either. Maybe once mentioned the story to a co-worker or 2, lol.
Anonymous No.942110815 [Report]
Upside: More raw pressure, so you'll get off quicker and easier.
Downside: Dick might by numb for a day or two afterwards. Not self lubricating. No vaginal aroma.
Anonymous No.942110865 [Report] >>942110934
A lot of dudes in here suck at sex
Anonymous No.942110934 [Report] >>942111067
>>942110865
Share your wisdom Casanova.
Anonymous No.942111067 [Report] >>942111148
>>942110934
Lick her pussy and make her cum with your tongue first. She'll be more likely to keep cumming while you're fucking her for the next 3 or 4 minutes.

Sex should last for 10 minutes. Anything after that is wasting both of your time.
Anonymous No.942111148 [Report] >>942111252
>>942111067
What's that have to do with anal. As for 10 minutes I agree but only for routine couples sex, the first few nights should be more passionate.
Anonymous No.942111252 [Report]
>>942111148
Some dude said that people here suck at sex.
Another guy said share advice.
I stepped in and gave advice.

Agree on the first couple of times deal. New sex is always the best.
Anonymous No.942111333 [Report]
>>942095650 (OP)
It's easier with men
Anonymous No.942112215 [Report] >>942113783
>>942110210
Yeah because of arms race with online porn. As a girl you can't put a total embargo on anal when every other girl on xhamster and eporner is taking it up the ass.
Anonymous No.942113773 [Report] >>942114601
>>942095650 (OP)
Pretty good when your prostate gets pounded.
Anonymous No.942113783 [Report] >>942114874
>>942112215
Women's fetishes can be far kinkier than wanting anal and it's not like guys are rejecting women because they aren't slutty enough in bed. Most men are single while double that number of women are dating the same top % of men. I don't buy this theory that porn is putting some unfairly harsh pressure on women.
Anonymous No.942114601 [Report]
>>942113773
Never understood why women make that much fuss about it, it's not very hard to relax and take something in there. That being said, I'd probably skip it if there would be another way for prostate stimulation, but since there is none, and it's worth it...
I also never understood why swallowing some cum is that big of a deal, I got a taste of my own and it was alright.
Anonymous No.942114874 [Report]
>>942113783
Not saying it's unfair. But if you're a woman and you finally get a harem audition with Tinderchad you can't be a prude.
Anonymous No.942115579 [Report]
>>942106376
See you get it, My woman let's me fuck her face and that gets her pussy soaked. Then I fuck her pussy hard and deep while fingering her shit hole, I then spit on her hole and make her spread her asshole for me while I slide my self into her ass deep. I then pound her shit box until she cums hard and then get her to reverse cowgirl my cock with her ass and just unload my balls into her ass. Fucking mint.
Anonymous No.942116330 [Report]
>>942102463
>>942099557
Anymore vids/ pics?
Anonymous No.942116994 [Report]
>>942095650 (OP)
it's faggot tier and stinks
some girls are fine with it but if their asshole turns instead of goes straight then it'll be painful af for them no matter what you do
Anonymous No.942117120 [Report]
>>942102463
>>942102463
Literally looks exactly like my current gf. That'd be fucked if I came across her nudes randomly on 4chan.
Anonymous No.942117633 [Report]
>>942095650 (OP)
Its a tight squeeze, can be painful for you too. I love the pressure of the tight sphincter. Also the visuals of her pussy while you fuck her ass looks hot
Anonymous No.942118173 [Report] >>942118263
>>942102463
I need to help fellow Man. Fuck her cunt first with help of wand on her clit. Can even hand IT to her. IT relaxes the entire Area. Be stocked with tadalafil, repeated unsucessful tries in one session can make you gon too soft and for anal you have to have your dick lubed and rock hard entire time. If she doesnt have FAT ass but its easy to spread her asscheeks then make her lie on her side, upper leg bend - knee towards her chest. Then move in, when you are in rotate her gently on her back, and put her feet on her shoulders. You cant fall out that way
Anonymous No.942118263 [Report]
>>942118173
Your* shoulders
Anonymous No.942118447 [Report]
Depends on who you are with, some whores love the humiliation that comes with doing anal, some of them are just nymphos who want their holes filled. A good way to see if you can go further is to stick a finger during cowgirl.

You'd be surprised how many sluts crave being anally taken.