Thread 942107813

Do you have something you want to tell us?

>>942107813 (OP)

yes......

I want to tell you that I don't give a fuck whether you like me or not

I still like you

I couldn't care less whether you like me
That's your problem, not mine

I'm still your biggest fan

And as I approach tomorrow's doctor's appointment, I am faced with a stark reality that one day soon... I'M GOING TO VANISH FROM HERE

forever

And you'll know what happened

But I want you to remember one thing:
I'LL STILL BE YOUR BIGGEST FAN

>>942107968
TEE HEE

>>942109214
I'd like to tell you the Oracle finally got included into the paranoid list of possible log fags

I'm honored. I was wondering what was taking so long

>>942107813 (OP)
I mean C'MON....
day after day after day, I had to keep reinflicting that same medical grade laser wound into my arm

And now it finally paid off

One of the Cadillacs he bought immediately after purchasing Graceland was used as a chicken coop, believe it or not lol

It was a temporary makeshift chicken coop... A brand new Cadillac, completely destroyed with chicken feces.

I think he put some pigs in there temporarily as well If I'm not mistaken. I'd have to double check on that one

My memory is 61 years old, but for some reason it seems like there was some pigs in the story as well

andy is KING round here

...........I STAND CORRECTED!!..........
(notice when I'm wrong I will admit it)

I was wrong... My memory is getting hazy

Elvis used one of his Cadillacs to transport fowl, which ultimately ruined the car.

Details of the incident:

-the car: In 1956, Presley bought a 1954 Cadillac Fleetwood Limousine, originally blue but repainted yellow.

-The fowl trip: After he purchased Graceland in 1957, the car was used to haul chickens, ducks, guinea fowl, peacocks, and a turkey back to the estate.

-The result: The interior of the limousine was so badly soiled by the birds that it was never the same, even after being professionally cleaned and fumigated.

-The car's fate: Presley told his father, Vernon Presley, that it was time to buy a new car.

This is my favorite photograph of him ever

out of all his photographs, THIS ONE blows my fucking mind!!!

He had no idea what was about to happen to him

>>942109299

there's a strange global phenomenon about Elvis most people don't ever stop to think about:

strangely enough, EVERYBODY sees a little bit of themself in Elvis

Asians actually perceive Elvis as looking Asian

Russians perceive Elvis as looking Russian

EVERYBODY sees a little bit of themselves in Elvis.. And they see a little bit of Elvis in themselves

>>942107813 (OP)
>us

>>942110492
Me and my mommy. I promised her I'd move out if she helps me with my logposting.

>>942109604
King of Page 10

>>942110492
Prrrrrrt unggggh!

>>942110658
Says we're on page 1, schizo. Take your meds.

>>942109854
Why are you autistically obsessed with Elvis? Why are you posting your drivel in a log thread?

>>942110789
He's Eustace.

>>942110844
No that's lolvis

>>942110658
Proof?

>>942110789
Stank you. Stank you very much.

>>942111250
Lol

>>942111567
darn near funny

>>942111250
dude ......... . . .... . . ... ... .... i love it!

>>942111949

It wasn't so much 'funny' as it was ELEGANT AND KIND

actually a beautiful gesture

a very thoughtful gift

unfortunately, the wrapping paper is made out of human feces... But that's another story altogether

>>942111250
sorry it took me this long to jump back to this page

instantly fucking downloaded

instantly

>>942112125
Just fuck you

people have given me Elvis gifts my entire life, as you can imagine

I'm going to cherish that one until the day I die, I promise

at this point, that day is coming sooner than one night think

>>942112197
In my mouth or my ass?
I prefer having an opportunity to prepare

>>942112197
My first homosexual encounter, a guy fucked me IN MY URETHRA

and things have never been the same ever since

>>942110784
You have three threads on page 10 right now, faggot.

UH HEE HAW

>>942107813 (OP)
no

>>942112696
>>942112912
MEDS E!

>>942116753
Lol meds schizo

>>942111250
kek

>>942107813 (OP)
Yes, You're going to hell....everyone on planet earth is going to hell, God has filled heaven with the sinners he want's and you were not chosen!