Thread 942111407

>No /waifu/?!
/waifu/ thread!

Suzuka claimer's Birthday Edition!

Here are the rules:
>claim your Waifu
>post your Waifu
>discuss your Waifu
>wish Suzuka claimer a Happy Birthday
>remember the /waifu/ spirit is immortal throughout all eternity

And as always, the most important rule is to have fun!

>>942111407 (OP)
he's 49 now 22yrs celebration of celibacy next year on 3/14

go to local mall gamestop and ask employees to cosplay as your favorite goon material

WAR CRIMES
https://youtu.be/Jr5dV4N9row?si=-6nWH_PVrE1-l8-V

>>942111868
More white bread? You're addicted.

>>942112655
Lovely Takane.

>>942114184
tranny btw

>trannitor asks for deletion but leaves up heckin child porn link
so fucking based

so e can i post blatant child porn to make you squirm? uou obviously take no issue with it

>>942115811
Look at that trigger discipline!

Good to see Advanced Warfare still active

Discipline is unnecessary.

>>942117657
https://youtu.be/lp17xxJQXOM?si=SQKDOMdSj94r2QLP

>>942117778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX3ENRaEPFU&list=RDGX3ENRaEPFU&start_radio=1

>>942118029
What the hell? Didn't think you were into that Juju. I will only judge lightly..
https://youtu.be/6lOqgFu7XJw?si=jmwAUyaDOGlk7lVj

He's mine and mine only. Anyone else who claims to "love" Randal are delusional.

>>942111407 (OP)
Oh hey! For a second I thought this was the "u raff u ruse thread". Happy birthday and happy pizza day!

>>942118885
Fat nigger lives with his mom LMAO

>>942118885
Pizza time

>>942118917
Damn! Your still here? I guess it's fine. You make losers look like gods in comparison.
>>942118947
Bro I got all the warbonds.

3 troons a nigger and a grandpa

>>942119112
I have like two of them, the cowboy one and ODST

I claim Serial Designation N from Murder Drones! I'm in one of those moods again where I'd like to spend a lot of time in bed with him. You know, hanging out!
>>942111407 (OP)
Happy birthday! You look so happy together in that picture!
>>942117197
Many a contrarian has influenced me to now consider such things "reddit". I'm inclined to agree with them! First rule of gun safety is to have fun :)
>>942118029
Me, too, kid...

>unique shako
Rich get richer.

>>942119895
ODST has some cool shit but they don't give you credits back on top of being more expensive than all the other warbonds. That silenced SMG though.

Get dust devils. It's got the flaming space AK and the pocket ICBM.

>>942115811
>>942117197
>Heavy as fuck and uncomfortable 2005 style quad rail
>Not a single accessory on the quad rail
Disgusting

yup I do like my waifu

>>942124154
>heavy
If you are not strong enough to hold a rifle I'm not sure you should be allowed to shoot one.

Quad Rails aren't that heavy when you're just holding the part in your hand but combined with all the other gear you have to carry, the long-term fatigue is a consideration even if you're some swole 11B
They do make the front of the rifle perceptibly heavier. Source: My main rifle has KAC M5 RAS. If you're not dumping peqs, streamlights, broomhandles etc on that thing then you're just wasting your strength for minor aura lol

>>942125666
Aura is more important than all of those combined.

>>942111407 (OP)
Happy birthday old man

Get control group too. The warp pack can bypass buddy bunkers.

>>942111407 (OP)
happy birthday, hope it was good!

Only real men need to message me-boys can scroll.
....

Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve?
...

>>942126844
This

dead board
>>942126849
for someone who genuinely cried about avatarfags with the rest of em none of yall use it for that
>>942119112
you're homeless and jobless and black avatarfagging as a female with unironic trannys and femboys
you lost your damn mind to fit in a community that doesn't exist anymore on a dead website

>>942132776
You dumb fuck. What does that make you when you live here waiting for the next moment you can get ignored by us?

>>942133417
>ignored
>us
weird lies
never been ignored ever
there's no us because you're just avatarfags. it's not special.
you think pepe posters are a community or all avatarfags recognize you? might get a surprise
disappointment

>>942133442
Beautiful