Thread 942113676

after my wife and I quit doing hard drugs, we started hanging out with people who didn't get high, and we ended up going to some 12-step meetings.

when it was my turn to "share", I was being completely honest, 100% forthcoming, and while explaining my situation, I used the word "shit" in one of my sentences...

something like, "I just got tired of all that shit, so I quit"

AND EVERYBODY GOT EXTREMELY OFFENDED AT ME

afterwards, each subsequent participant who shared made sure they included a little 'jab' at me for CUSSING...

hahahaha!!.. these fucking pieces of shit spent their lives sticking needles in their arms (something I've never done) and waking up in their own urine and vomit every morning...

But they can't handle somebody saying the word SHIT?

So that's when I decided to make sure they never forgot me:

(to be continued)

after listening to those losers make their little backhanded comments about "certain people who seem to enjoy cussing", I decided to SHARE ONCE AGAIN....

And this time I peppered my conversation FUCK, and SHIT and FAGGOT and COCKSUCKING NEEDLE JUNKIES and SCUMBAG FUCKING ALCOHOLICS

then, I closed the 12-step meeting by OUTING ONE OF THE MAIN MEMBERS for offering drugs to chicks trying to get pussy

I knew all about him... He actually tried offering my wife some dope, in exchange for sex.

100% TRUE!!!.... So I told the entire group EDWARD OFFERED MY WIFE SOME METH, TRYING TO GET SOME PUSSY FROM HER

I turned that goddamn 12-step meeting upside down

they were furious.. EDWARD GOT UP AND STORMED OUT OF THE BUILDING!!!;

and as he was running away, my wife said "You thought I was going to fuck you for drugs?"

But that's not the end of the story
It actually gets better:

(to be continued)

100% TRUE:

That stupid fucking loser Edward started STALKING MY WIFE after that meeting.

He started showing up at her job, asking was she working, and telling her coworkers that she used drugs and she was a slut and blah blah blah blah

after they told him "Don't come back here again", He returned a few more times

So my wife took out a restraining order on him...

And the sheriff's deputies went to his house, Read the restraining order to him, and made him sign the paper.

by signing the paper, he acknowledged that he was aware there was a restraining order against him.

BUT HE IMMEDIATELY TRIED REACHING OUT TO MY WIFE AND HARASSING HER AGAIN

SO WE PUT HIS ASS IN JAIL
He sat in a jail cell for a few months, and when he appeared in The courtroom in handcuffs, My wife explained to the judge "He's one of the coordinators of narcotics anonymous, and he regularly offers women drugs hoping they will have sex with him"

AND EDWARD INTERRUPTED:
"YOUR HONOR, I OFFERED THEM DRUGS BECAUSE I KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO A HARD TIME BLAH BLAH BLAH"

right in front of some of his narcotics anonymous colleagues, who were there in the courtroom to support him

HE ADMITTED HE OFFERED DRUGS TO WOMEN HE MET AT THE NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS MEETINGS

And he tried to pretend "He was helping them because they were going through a hard time"

I TURNED THAT ENTIRE FUCKING NA GROUP UPSIDE DOWN!!!

MY WIFE AND I MADE FOOLS OUT OF ALL OF THEM!!!

(also, those people are still relapsing every 10 days, then starting over with the first keychain again... It's continual relapsing with them)

But my wife and I never relapsed

>>942113676 (OP)
Pic is cool can I use it?

>>942114344
of course....

It was just a ballpoint doodle I drew when I was bored

Just like this one

>>942114344

It's actually my caricature of Edward

One of those white trash loser dudes with a chin strap beard

My mother always taught me:
Never trust men with facial hair
they're hiding something

she also explained
NEVER EVER EVER trust anybody with intricate facial hair

This includes everything from curled up mustache ends to chin straps, in my opinion. any elaborate intricate 'artistic flair: to the facial hair demonstrates a complex personality flaw

theyre trying to hide something with a flamboyant facial follicular filigree

The total opposite of cool

And by the way:
ROSS PEROT agreed completely with my mother

He refused to hire anybody with facial hair

because they are duplicitous and they spend their life hiding things from people

whether it's a weak chin or a weak self-perception

AGAIN: THEY ARE HIDING SOMETHING

Best use of my time today, my best wishes to you and your wife and I hope you will continue to a full recovery from your past. Good job

>>942114231
Wild.

>>942114842

wild, yes.... And absolutely 100% true

I would actually post his entire name, but I don't want anybody harassing him

He learned a very valuable lesson

And they kicked his ass out of the NA group

he was one of the 'big shots' who tried running the show

(But he was never a drug user.. isn't that interesting? He wasn't an alcoholic or a drug user... He integrated himself into that group so he could try to exploit vulnerable women who were trying to get off drugs)

HE LOOKED SO STUPID TRYING TO TELL THE JUDGE "I GAVE THOSE WOMEN DRUGS BECAUSE I KNEW THEY WERE GOING THROUGH A HARD TIME"

The judge literally rolled his eyes, looked at my wife and said " I'm extending this restraining order for another 12 months"

I doubt he ever shows his face around those people these days

>>942115315
If he dose come back he should get some jail time, maybe a year or so. That would be the icing on the cake :)

>>942113676 (OP)
lol. We just found the guy who is going to use again because something something people in an AA meeting.

oh shit, you know what you made me remember? the dinosaur stories from the olden times. this would have been a perfect example of that

Can you call me Sally sassypants, homosexual, and tell me I was molested as a child again please daddy?