Thread 942116116

Celebs in the Abyss

>>942116241
Fran is Juicy

chewy like a solid
juicy like a liquid

>>942116647
my nut

>>942116116 (OP)
Halsey gets me hard

>>942116796
Me too bro me too

>>942116749
you may need to drink more water, anon

>>942116881
Are you as hard as I am for her rn? :3

Alexandra looks even better in the 2nd movie though

Ah, it's a 2013 movie. Of course she looks amazing

>>942116116 (OP)
>Celebs in the Abyss
You hear about Dick?

tamales make my bottom burble

tamales bought from the trunk of an ancient abuela's early 90's model toyota are fine cuisine

>>942116928
Nah I'm playin games

you people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!

>>942117680
clowns are funny

the Grammy nominations are announced on Friday
Lady Gaga looks to be the heavy favorite this year
it's been a relatively weak year for music and she's considered overdue/overlooked in the major categories

the talk about it being kendrick lamar's year is bunk. he had a bad album and he already just won Record and Song of the Year last year, both very undeserving wins that won't age well at all.

>>942117894
Allison im pretty sure ilu

this thread is slower than the second coming of christ

>>942118110
does your heart hurt like it's caught in a vice?

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

I-I k-k-know l-lots o-of g-guys w-want a-a celeb l-lady l-like m-mine...

technology connections is the comfiest channel on youtube hams-down

https://youtu.be/Namf-Ddo_Xo?t=1280

>>942118302
Sometimes

you know we haven't ever talked music much, do you like pink floyd?

Nice.

>>942118562
I like your mom's asshole, cause her pussy smells like shit.

>>942118631
yeah shes dead so probably

>>942118562
mhm, i do <3

though i haven't listened to them in quite a while. i mean, they come up on touchtunes at my friend's bar a lot, but i haven't just sat and enjoyed them in forever. i'm gonna put my headphones on and listen to great gig in the sky now. (vocals improved by clare torry, who only got paid a small fee and wasn't credited for decades.)

sorry for the long response.

>>942118754
that wasnt even long, I love animals personally, here's gal wearing nothing >_>

WHEN WILL BEADY DIE?

>>942118823
>I love animals personally
once gig ends, i'm gonna put that album on while i get ready. meeting friends in a bit. <3
>gal wearing nothing
looks like she's wearing one of those nets they sell you oranges in.

>>942118869
when it's his time. same for the rest of us.

>>942118823
>>942118898
Ugly balding jew is ugly

>>942118958
fat nigger is fat

Balding ugly schizo jew is balding

>>942118823
>>942118898
I'll kill you, Parker.

Baldy jew get baggie for head to hide face and balding

it's what it says on the tin

>>942118898
wait a minute...thats not fancy pony beads.jpg, what gives

Impossible to tell you three apart

>>942119030
dont post children you fat fucking sack of shit

>>942119030
You can't handle your booze for shit

>>942119066
That's it, give the low IQ narcissist the exact attention he's desperately craving.

for being like 700 lbs you'd think he could

Beady will be the last man on Earth.

Americans love their fantasies.

Malding is a play on words. It combines being mad, and balding. When you are mad, it causes stress, which makes you go bald, which makes you angerier, and then more bald, and then ...
Thus the cycle of malding begins.

Malding. When you are mad that you are balding.
Beady.

Why that’s so has baffled me for many years, and I’m no closer to an answer today than I was when I first began wondering about it. I’m not saying the quality is altogether bad, because it’s not. One writer described it as "an exercise bicycle for the mind," and I’d agree with that. What troubles and puzzles me, though, is when people retreat into their fantasies when they'd be better off dealing with reality and trying to think clearly about what they’ re faced with.

gosh

>>942119177
>pictures of herself on the mantle
shes more of a narcissist than you, and she isnt even a fat sack of crap

I know this quality is somehow related to the fact that the general public is very easy to manipulate. No matter how deep the bullshit runs, people will buy it if it’s presented forcefully and properly, and one has only to look to politics, televangelists, and advertising to see the truth. We cling to our myths.

>>942119247
you forgot to change your name

>>942119236
It's the remix to ignition
Hot n fresh out the kitchen

Mama rollin that body, got every man in here wishin!

>>942119327
They've all come to look for America

>>942119327
dont talk to me

>>942119040
i've been replaced by an egg person. which is to say i am the egg person who replaced the allison anon. why am i telling you this?

Troy has a 50-inch waistline.

>>942119359
>i've been replaced by an egg person. which is to say i am the egg person who replaced the allison anon. why am i telling you this?

Rest in power, Mr Vice President

>>942119359
I dont know, why are you? I'd rather you didnt really, I like the Allison anon :(

54 26 pants cheers

to pay tribute to the late, great, Mr. Cheney let's invade a foreign country in his honor
any suggestions?

>>942119402
why do you keep trying, everyone literally hates you

>>942119447
>>942119402
it's true you know. even i hate you

>>942119475
wow troy you're so fucking funny hahahahahaha...dumbass

>>942119494
I would hope you did, im not here to impress you

Theres only 2 left now...

Anyone want my old tv i got a new one and wanna give old one away. Old one is about 65 inches. No charge

>>942119544
oh yeah? well you should be. so think about that.

>>942119548
ok

>>942119563
sure, is it a crt? but youre like...states away

Beyoncé and Lady Gaga having sex on a yacht back in 2009

>>942119566
I should be here to impress you? lol no, fuck off

>>942119598
Ohhh so far away. So many miles. No use. No point.

>>942119669
you didn't answer my question nigger

beating it to bikini babes and I"m gonna cum fast!!

>>942119412
you'll like egg allison. i'm just like old allison but packed with more protein, and i make cakes fluffier.

>>942119669
i come to your house i'm not just taking your tv i'm taking your life too

>>942119765
post waistline

dont talk to corly
-troy

>>942119711
Allison please...whatever have a good night

>>942119771
FUCK

hey troy its northy

>>942119938
This is great and all, but what does this have to do with your waistline?

and remember to vote for Zohran Mamdani if you're in New York City and Omar Fateh if you're in Minneapolis

>>942119866
aw, i'm sorry. i wasn't trying to be mean. just bein' silly. :(

>>942119976
what in the Youthanasia is going on in that pic

>>942119957
You wont out smoke me. You cant out smoke me. No one can out smoke me, okay?

>>942119961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_oaNrAl83Q

>>942120014
Again, that's great to know but what about your waistline?

>>942120006
its in Mexico I think? Island of the dolls, some guy did it

>>942120006
isle of the dolls in mexico

https://youtu.be/OpNsZFmoaLU

>>942120014
shut the actual fuck up you fat loser

i really didn't meant to upset that other anon. i hope he's ok.

why do you start fights every time you post

Oops, I felll
Such a klutz!

;_;

zoomer thread

>>942120202
I thought I felt an earthquake

>>942120220
Is that the girl who broke her ankle landing at the Olympics back in the day?

>>942120243
call me stupid but isnt that Amy jo?

>>942120220
>>942120243
>>942120288
mary lou retton?
wait no it does like amy jo

Allison continues to destroy the community

>>942120220
>>942120288
>>942120314
i havent seen amy jo in forever what the heck happened to her
did she retire from acting

>>942120314
yeah maybe not, sure looks like her though

>>942119866
>>942120321
same faggot

Monke of Steel

>>942120430
stop. there's only one true monke queen

>>942120525
kill yourself at least 3 times

>>942120525
That is the monke of steel.

i love busting to fat buttes

R u sure the black sweater wouldn’t break it ok… try Jesus again…

my dick, wedged up meika's ass.

im probably being oversensitive but sometimes I wish Allison wasnt an asshole

>>942120829
you cant even see it

>>942120722
RT

>>942120831
Rude

>>942120720
not a celeb

I bid you a cordial welcome to The Joker's Wild

>>942120884
Do you even know who that is?

>>942120898
some chee bitch or whatever, not a celeb

beans n nigs rekt

this sure is a thread

trump fags are so retarded

>>942120928
So you do know who she is....weird.

troy changes his political opinion every fucking day

>>942121267
He has nothing going on in that "brain" of his. What do you expect?

I want to cum deep inside meika's asshole.

And I even found out the Jews were undercover working on androids

>>942121296
NO NOT MCDONALDS

Loyal constituents I am once again asking you to get out there and #Vote.
Should I jerk off now or later?

>>942121296
guarantee she cant name a single Elvis song

dont talk to corly

do talk to troy

>>942121523
she'll be naming Don't when i'm raping her

Good turn out, I made a peanut butter bagel instead

>>942122005
im so fat the other night I made a toasted peanut butter sandwich with Reeses and kit kats it was fucking awesome

>>942122098
Everybody here knows you're fat, Troy.

kek troy btfo!

>>942122098
Sounds like it'd be good with a glass of milk

>>942122098
that's one way to take care of business

I want to shoot my load directly into meika's poopshoot. I want to fuck her asshole.

beadys blue waffle

beady's mushroom fleshlight cheers

Troy is literally seething right now

DEMS FLIP VIRGINIA GOV., FIRST WOMAN...
https://www.cnn.com/election/2025/results/virginia
>Either former Democratic Rep. Abigail Spanberger or Republican Lt. Gov. Winsome Earle-Sears will become the state’s first female governor. Spanberger has focused her campaign on affordability, while Earle-Sears has run on cultural and gender issues. Earle-Sears is running against history. Only once since 1977 has Virginia elected a governor from the same party as the president.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/virginia-governor-election-results-spanberger-earle-sears-race-win-rcna238685

>>942122643
nah he gets off on us calling him a fat shit

do you think Mamdani will get 50% or 60% of the vote?

>>942122834
who? kinda name is that, we dont live in india

>>942122924
Zohran Mamdani, soon to be America's favorite mayor. he's from Uganda (not india as you inferred) so sadly he can't run for President.

At least 3 dead, 11 injured in UPS plane crash in Kentucky and governor says numbers likely to grow

>>942123059
that doesnt make it better

>>942123090
good

even Bob Dylan likes him, he's endorsed him (his first ever political endorsement) and, in another first, Dylan let Mamdani use one of his legendary songs. Mamdani chose Dylan's classic The Times They Are a-Changin'

>>942123179
>>942123200
dont @ me you weird nigger

you dont mess with the zohran

it's been cathartic watching the ongoing Cuomo Humiliation Ritual saga
fuck his brother Chris too

janet mills and elon musk look identical
they have the exact same face basically only mills is more aged and wrinkly

This week’s highlighted cd’s are…

>>942123647
troink post

hurrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrr le huffa boocha

not only does choli love to fuck... choli KNOWS HOW to fuck

>>942123647
no troy

>>942123846
based and true

Smoocha woocha

>>942122694
MORE NIGGA

>>942123846
me fuqin maya higa

>>942124000
HOLY BASED

>>942124054
Bought a wig yet ugly?

>>942124046
Did you scare kids on halloween?

>>942124120
not a celeb

>>942124046
also me fuqin hanni

>>942124152
kys troinkuh

>>942124152
thats not corky

choli i was mean to Allison for no reason and I feel bad

3D printed biggie dickcheese face make for next years halloween

>>942124288
troy stop posting, please

It comes with accessories, like his headphones that his brother steals, his many phones, and a stinky bum blanket, plus more

Stank ass shit taste in celebs ass

>>942124366
>>942124433
troy stop posting, please

Bum ass squirrel fucker

reminder troy is an actual fat ginger

>>942124152
the left is ugly and disgusting. the one on the right looks normal and decent

sup guys

>>942124627
no

>>942124433
>Stank ass shit taste in celebs ass

>>942124627
happy election day

>>942124627
Sup Baldy

>>942124627
die horribly

Why is his hairline so bad?

I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

>>942124745
post waistline

>>942124791
that's you. Post-waistline.

>>942124152
>>942124528
Ella is cute actually

dont talk to corly

>>942124212
unbelievably basado choli

>>942124906
chad showing his face in the big 25?

>>942124906
wassuh with you bro? you all healed up? i ate a steak two nights ago and you popped into my mind lol. i thought to myself, "chad would enjoy this steak right now."

>>942125197
Nice hairline, freak.

troy might not like that

Muslims now finally have control of new york

>>942125283
nice waistline

>>942125420
why do you continue to post like anyone gives a fuck about you

>>942125320
>>942125420
Don't listen to them I love Eve from Superman also known as former Victoria's Secret model Sara Sampaio

Hairline check?

yeah its fine fuck you too choli

>>942125384
nice tits

>>942125511
waistline check?

>>942125493
Ty anon, i have over 10,000 pics of her saved

>>942125647
>>942125647
>>942125647

>>942125623
Post all 10,000

WE WON
DEM WOMEN TAKE NEW JERSEY, VIRGINIA
MAGA REBUKED!
**MAMDANI MAKES IT A SWEEP**
MAMDANI WINS NYC MAYOR'S RACE.... DEVELOPING...