Thread 942121312

ITT: Post IRL Vidya bosses

That's...just a lynx?

>>942121312 (OP)
>Legendary pokemon appear in the grass

>>942121317
Name?

>>942121317
This kind of shit gives me hope there's a chance I'll reincarnate as a girl. Or at least a guy with a <40 inch chest.

>>942121323
social media ruined a generation of people

>>942121327
>social media ruined a generation of people
See
>>942121326

>>942121323
>His name is...
>...Fat Man
>You already named a character 'Fat Man' Mr. Kojima. You cant do it again!
>...Black Fat Man

>>942121326
You won't, that girl exists to be fucked and in 5 years will be unrecognizable. You don't want her life you want the free attention she gets.

>boss is a basic mob with a bunch of extra shit slapped on
>obvious weak point
It's all so lazy

>>942121325
I can't stand it when they give bosses a weakness so extreme it's like there's no challenge at all if you exploit it. He had 0 resistance to water damage. All those moves but he doesn't even get to use any really.

>>942121331
>you want the free attention she gets.
Duh. I'm not so stupid that I don't know where my faggotry is coming from.

>>942121327
truth nuke
in the past weirdos like that would get ostracized until they fold and adjust to the norm, now they got thousands of mentally deranged people cheering it on watching ads and donating to keep his lifestyle profitable

>>942121323
unironically based

theme included:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NiOcpn4QYA

>>942121335
You want a bunch of dudes talking to you trying to fuck you all the time?

>>942121333
>boss is a battle of attrition, garbage attacks but super heavy defenses

>>942121340
It sounds better than having no one talk to me for any reason forever. Even scammers don't want to talk anymore. They just leave AI voicemails even if you pick up the phone when they call.

>>942121344
not a fag, but weirdly relatable

>>942121317
Holy FUCK

>>942121333
>dmc2 remake

>>942121325
>ahead: Scottsdale rapes

>>942121318
BASED

>>942121325
Move list is super kino

>>942121351
I'm a little impressed actually, simple but effective and accurate cosplay especially for Halloween better than the visual vomit the Flash movie went with.

>>942121346
just a normal statue goy :)

>>942121313
It's a white Iberian lynx that didn't starve to death due to -10 to stealth checks.
It stands to reason that it's a very good hunter.

>>942121344
>>942121348
Man, it's kinda sad.
Where are you guys from?

>>942121312 (OP)
eyeshadow?

>>942121333
what's the thing on the top?

>>942121356
Not a single white person, gri-... Oh, that's just Spain

>>942121322
My friends and I quote this video at every opportunity
>Stoooooooop...
>Stop, you're scaring me
>You're SCARING ME!

>>942121323
Lmao what timmy gonna do?

>>942121323
>>942121365
It's not like any of that can be served after the ding dong handles it so the solution is to just slap the tray out of their hands when they try to walk out with it.

>>942121347
This is my player character.

>>942121317
>those hips
>that fake hair covering the sides of the manjaw face and the adam's apple
>that triangle-shaped back
>dressed like an attention whore
Totally a troon
kys

>>942121318
Offices are daycares for women, you cannot persuade me to believe anything else.

>>942121317
Why am I not legally allowed to rape this?

>>942121370
you probably could. all she'd do is blog about it

>>942121312 (OP)
Looks like a big pussy to me

>>942121358
looks very animu

>>942121358
Looks like its starving right now

>>942121373
Bitch got a whole ass lip out at 7 seconds

>>942121318
Being honest, I'm surprised how "beauty" or fuck-ableness is related to how stupid and irritating I find something. The first girl has that look that you can at least find hot, but all of the others are average to ugly for different reasons and it always pisses me off to see the chinese girl or the fake tan girl.
My morality has aesthetic principles.

>>942121317
>All of these faggots not realising that’s a man
Lmaoing @ the guy filming he’s a faggot too.

>>942121361
jammer, when drones fly close, the radio signal is disrupted and it loses control. Doesn't work against optic cable drones but somewhat effective against others. There's nothing better atm.

>>942121313
It’s an early-game optional boss.

>>942121368
Women can have broad shoulders but men can't have waists that small. You have mindbroken yourself.

>>942121379
you think that's going to deter someone from wanting to stick their peepee inside?
where do you think you are?

>>942121380
thanks, i didn't know vehicle mounted jammers are a thing now

>>942121376
>ADA sticker slapped on it
What a magnificent piss-take.

>>942121369
That's what the tech industry has turned into. In the push to hire women, 90% of them are useless fluff jobs.

>>942121363
Stop being retched.

>>942121323
Chad move

>>942121325
>While you were doing drugs... I studied the blade.
>While you were engaged in premarital sex... I practiced the blade.
>While you spent months at the gym, for the sake of vanity... I used the blade.
>Now that the demons are here. You are all uprepared.
>Except for me.
>For I studied the blade.

>>942121344
Why would you want just anyone to give attention to you? The next game would be getting attention from someone you actually like, you would never be satisfied.

>>942121343
wtf, is this real?!

>>942121323
Fucking disgusting, these people should be killed

>>942121321
Kek

>>942121319
>DAD! D:
>Daaaad... :/

>>942121393
I panic when a tiny household one bumrushes me in the middle of a session. I'd probably kill myself at a mere credible suggestion that one of these may be in my home.

>>942121312 (OP)
>>942121322
>>942121348
>>942121358
Toxotransmosis moment

>>942121318
this makes me irrationally violent

>>942121393
>>942121398
It just a centipede, jesus dude, they are harmless as long as you dont provoke/attack them

>>942121373
>Shirogane, my beloved...

>>942121314
>Joker if he thuggin'

>>942121392
>Why would you want just anyone to give attention to you?
Spoken like a true normie

>>942121368
>>942121379
This. I literally look like that lmao.

>>942121404
You can say fag here anon, don't be afraid to use words. Unless you're from the election onwards since that's when the use of normie became prevalent.
Trust me anon, attention from someone who's genuinely interested in you is better than anything else in the world, losing someone like that leaves you truly broken. They say that having loved and lost is better than never having experienced love but no one told me it would hurt this much.
If it soothes you a little, I experienced love for the first time after becoming a wizard, you sound like early 20s so even if an older ugly motherfucker like me could get with someone, I'm sure you can.

>>942121346
>>942121357
it's newish and it was made in response to the atomic bomb

>>942121405
Prove it, queermo.

Hi /v/ post some gacha sluts

>gets moved to /b/ for not being vidya
>first new reply is actually vidya
what the fuck is this place

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