Thread 942133511

CITIZENS OF NEW YORK!
Your former mayor has been… relieved of duty! HAH-HAH-HAH! I, COBRA COMMANDER, am now your rightful leader!

>>942133511 (OP)
You lost R shill

>>942133974
As of this day, by mayoral decree, the Republican and Democrat parties are hereby… DISBANDED!

Their offices shall be converted into Public Cobra Command Centers!
Their campaign funds—appropriated to fund the construction of Cobra Civic Infrastructure Projects, including my favorite—an underground transit network shaped like a serpent!

Henceforth, there shall be only one party in this city…
THE PARTY OF COMPETENCE!
Only order. Only focus. Only Cobra Efficiency™!

>>942133974
He's trying to fun post
>>942134873
Sorry your effort post is going to waste cobra commander

>>942135121
DESTRO!
My loyal metallurgical misanthrope—it appears some citizens are confused by my new political restructuring!

>>942135484
Ay that they are
All shall kneel before COBRA

>>942135801
But where will you be when the POOP comes out?

Then the top it all off, your benevolent COBRA leadership shall end the tyranny of worthless fist currency. Soon your valueless non backed Rothschild money shall be eliminated and replaced with gold backed real currency, with actual rare earth mineral value!
https://youtu.be/AeGTV6fvgaM?si=0BJmZHZvhoT9osTG

>>942133511 (OP)
At least he can wear a mask without bitching endlessly about it like Republicans