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Anonymous No.942135903 [Report] >>942136325 >>942136901 >>942136981 >>942138683 >>942138768 >>942140157
im going to lose my virginity in a few days does anyone have tips
Anonymous No.942136077 [Report]
Make sure they piss in your mouth so that you know theyre hydrated.
Anonymous No.942136171 [Report]
Lower your expectations. Especially about how you think you'll perform. Going into your first time you'll probably have huge ideas about how things are going to go, and it really won't go those ways. Just have fun, relax, and enjoy.
Anonymous No.942136294 [Report]
practice safe sex
Anonymous No.942136325 [Report]
>>942135903 (OP)
>does anyone have tips
yeah, close your eyes and open wide for me
Anonymous No.942136632 [Report]
use a bed, keep the room warm, take a break, food, lights off is underrated, say what you want.
Anonymous No.942136901 [Report] >>942138745
>>942135903 (OP)
Make out a lot
Anonymous No.942136981 [Report]
>>942135903 (OP)
Fire off a round an hour before the main event Gives you more control and reduces the risk of an embarrassing premature misfire. A half can of redbull topped off with gatorade can also help.
Anonymous No.942138683 [Report] >>942138746 >>942138765 >>942138820
>>942135903 (OP)
Here's the most important tip I wish someone gave me.

The last thing you want to do your first time is get an STD. I have seen it happen, and it will fuck up the remainder of your life.

Even if you wear a condom, your balls are still going to make contact with shit, and you can catch something. Plus, you're probably going to do oral unprotected anyway.

Assuming she hasn't had an STD test (bitches lie anyway, so ignore it regardless), you want to do your own. This shit is not a meme and it works as an on-the-spot test.

Before you do ANYTHING sexual, you want to find a way to get your fingers into her pussy, which is pretty easy to make happen "naturally" during foreplay. You should probably be doing this anyway.

Take one of the fingers that you got in her pussy. Make sure it's got plenty of juice/slime on it, and put it inside your ear canal.

Yes, your ear. If it starts to burn, she 100% HAS AN STD and you need to find an excuse to gtfo. This also works for eyes, mouth, etc, but it's better to get an ear infection than anything else.

This is the bonafide, guaranteed way to make sure you're not about to have your life ruined. If it doesn't burn, you are good to go. I would still wrap it though, since you're probably going to pre-jac, and you don't want to fail a pullout and get some random whore pregnant.

Good luck.
Anonymous No.942138745 [Report]
>>942136901
>Make out a lot
He'll almost certainly cum in his pants without noticing from that.
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Fuck knows I did.
Anonymous No.942138746 [Report] >>942138822
>>942138683
do you know how long it will be until i can test this, fucking a
Anonymous No.942138765 [Report] >>942138822
>>942138683
i already ate her pussy and didnt notice anything am i good?
Anonymous No.942138768 [Report]
>>942135903 (OP)
before you fuck give her a really good going over with your mouth. that way if you fail to perform she's still (fairly) happy
Anonymous No.942138820 [Report]
>>942138683
OP don't listen to this faggot.
The first girl I fucked gave me genital warts and I have no regrets.

Nasty sluts are the best. Never use a condom. Even at adult theaters. Raw is law.
Anonymous No.942138822 [Report]
>>942138746
>>942138765
If there's any STD the burning will take like 10~ seconds to kick in. As far as not having any symptoms right now, it can take a while for physical symptoms to show, and they might never even do so. If you have the time/resources, I'd definitely go get an oral swab test.
Anonymous No.942138888 [Report]
Just don't be like me...
I had my 1 and only chance at losing it to my drunk step sister when i was 35... but a combo of performance anxiety and anti psychotic meds broke my dick and i couldnt even get an erection...
foreplay was good, and ive always wanted to know what a pussy smells like since i was a teen: mission accomplished... alas it woulda been nice to get my dick wet. turn 40 next month... my wizard status is well and truly complete.
Anonymous No.942138938 [Report]
>Actual advice on /b/ without any shitposting ?

never thought id see the day
Anonymous No.942139573 [Report]
make sure you communicate with each other first about what you both want during the deed, and don't do anything unexpected or unwanted; the last thing you want to do is make things weird or uncomfortable by having weird porn addled fantasies. make sure you shower and brush your teeth before and after. no one wants to fuck a gross smelling guy.
remember after care yadda yadda and cuddle lots after and uhhhh foreplay that too lots of that before.
and oh yeah use protection too btw since you're retarded enough to post this on /b/.
Anonymous No.942139605 [Report]
thx for the tip nigger
Anonymous No.942140157 [Report]
>>942135903 (OP)
Wear a condom, get tested,and make sure he gives you some after care