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Anonymous No.942148017 [Report] >>942148260 >>942149023 >>942149145 >>942149191 >>942149280 >>942149293 >>942149326 >>942150437 >>942151855 >>942153581
I'm so happy for New York. I hear Indians have great infrastructure, up there with the Roman aqueducts. The sewer system will finally be modernized.
Anonymous No.942148191 [Report] >>942149622
No one can do anything good or bad for ny it's already a shitty city always has been.
Anonymous No.942148260 [Report] >>942148831
>>942148017 (OP)
I'm glad he won. New Yorkers will find out, and it will take less than a year. This is the best thing to happen to NYC in a long time. Let it play out, it will end like it always does. Watch.
Anonymous No.942148831 [Report]
>>942148260
Bernie Sanders is also a Democratic Socialist.
Vermont is one of the best, safest states to live in.
How will maga cope when everything just keeps on going and things get better for new yorkers?
Anonymous No.942149023 [Report] >>942149272
>>942148017 (OP)

And I hear you couldn't handle one day in New York

up there, you've got to be FAST!! they do everything fast. they do everything quickly... You are slow. You don't even have a fucking job

they run circles around a slob like you

You wouldn't last an entire day
NYC would consume you
Anonymous No.942149145 [Report]
>>942148017 (OP)
I've had to do business in Manhattan several times, and trust me :
THEY'D STEAMROLL YOUR ASS IN A NEW YORK MINUTE

you're too slow
you're sedentary
you'd be instantly overwhelmed
I promise

NYC might suck in a multitude of ways
but it's also a
Anonymous No.942149191 [Report]
>>942148017 (OP)
Not even the correct continent OP.
Murrican education system, fuck yeah!
Anonymous No.942149194 [Report]
BEAST

..... It's quite a force to be reckoned with

It's a mother fucking MONSTER
Anonymous No.942149272 [Report]
>>942149023
You have to be fast to not get stabbed.
Anonymous No.942149280 [Report]
>>942148017 (OP)
I'll be your therapist today. we're going to have a quick session, okay?

I want you to repeat after me, out loud:
".........OUCH!!!"

good.... again:

"....... OUCH !! "
Anonymous No.942149293 [Report]
>>942148017 (OP)
CIAO BELLA
https://www.brighteon.com/c9d8a55a-8b63-43f1-a97f-345295d34f17
Anonymous No.942149326 [Report] >>942150273
>>942148017 (OP)

You're making progress...

let's try another mantra, okay?
repeat after me:

"WWAAAAAHHHH!!"

..... good... again:

"WWAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Anonymous No.942149622 [Report] >>942150294
>>942148191

again: I had the great misfortune of visiting NYC many times

and yes... it is HORRIBLE

it's disgusting...

however, it's only disgusting and horrible to OUTSIDERS

it's like a Sushi restaurant
if you don't like Sushi, what's happening behind those doors is nauseating

but to the clientele?... it's business as usual

to them, it's perfect, EVEN WITH ALL ITS MONSTROUS FLAWS

they're aware it's a post apocalyptic hell
and THEY FUCKING LOVE IT

........ So you've kind of got to see it from their perspective to understand why it's actually cool

https://youtu.be/RNuUgbUzM8U?si=udhHco3huHs3xu4C
Anonymous No.942150134 [Report] >>942150294
one of my trips to NYC was to appear on The Geraldo Show, and FILL SEATS

"filling seats" is what they called it when those daytime talk shows spiced things up by having FAKE GUESTS... my girlfriend and I got paid $1,600 each, plus $200 each per diem for an entire weekend in Manhattan

we were told to come up with a lie, to pretend we were involved in the prostitution industry

(in real life, I used to work at a strip club, that was owned by real la cosa nostra organized crime, who also ran prostitution and porn shoots, so I used my knowledge of their business as a basic backdrop for our fake story:

I pretended I was a bouncer at a whorehouse, and my fiance was one of the prostitutes ... we pretended we had a conflict

Geraldo knew we were lying, the stage director knew, the production assistants knew,....

only two of the people on stage were really prostitutes

NYC was SOOOOO streamy and humid and hot and suffocating during that visit

it trapped all the stench
literally thousands of disgusting smells
odor molecules your all the factory region has never been exposed to before

The most disgusting assortment of unfamiliar smells, rancid sebum, literally smelling the DNA of nationalities that should have never existed

mixed with the utered food and horse feces and perspiration... an assault to the nose with every breath... quite literally nauseating

NAUSEATING

I'll never forget those disgusting fucking smells
Anonymous No.942150212 [Report]
speech to text typo

OLFACTORY*
Anonymous No.942150273 [Report]
>>942149326
Losing is bad
What a high iq individual
Anonymous No.942150294 [Report]
>>942149622
>>942150134
get that reddit shit out of here
Anonymous No.942150437 [Report] >>942150706
>>942148017 (OP)
jew are not happy and we're going to hear about it the entire time
Anonymous No.942150706 [Report]
>>942150437
Anonymous No.942151855 [Report]
>>942148017 (OP)
Heaven No.942153581 [Report]
>>942148017 (OP)
>Better come to /b/ shitpost this slop
Seriously fuck off >>>/pol/ schizo. You're pure cancer new faggot.