Thread 942156352

no judgement :^)

Killed 19 sandniggers in Iraq. All were combatants. We tracked a couple runners to a building and found a lot of dead civvies.

Not wrong. Just fucked up that sort of sectarian killing is happening all the time.

Imagine getting your throat sawed open because you like Xbox over Playstation. That's Muslims.

So. Fucked up but necessary.

>>942156352 (OP)
one time i farted

I used to have a cum rug until my parents found it. I was like 21

I... Well, this one time... I-I...
I USED CHERRY BROWNS ONCE, OK?!
I'm not proud of it.

>>942156869
Hope you're ok with it bro.

Very poorly planned to scare a girl I disliked from school with a knife

She didn't show up, no idea what I was planning to do

I was 10

I broke into the abandoned house behind the one i grew up in, and realized that the milf next door liked to sunbathe topless, and I had an excellent view from one of the upstairs bedrooms.
Then I broke into the milf next door's house when I was 13. Stole every pair of her panties.
Every. Single. One.
Like got them out of the laundry and dryer
I kept them in that upstairs bedroom, and beat off with them daily, whether she was sunbathing or not, until they bulldozed the abandoned house.

dryhumped my cousin that was 3 years younger then me while we were sleeping in the same bed
didnt cum but spent 4 hours rubbing my dick against her underwear and thighs... i came later in the bathroom though. She didnt seem to mind, but didnt let me finger her.

I am not proud of this, I was 17 and she was 14 but her ass was great and i was a porn addict. if this is what sends me to hell so be it...i have already confesed my sins to the Lord. We still hang out and never talk about it though

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So what did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

I've got naked photos of my biological mom. From the ages of 13-25 she used to have a bad habit of getting blackout drunk, passing out on the living room couch, stripping herself bare ass, and touching herself all while out of it. Almost every time it was only me and her in the house, and the only way I found her was because she was moaning. So after the first couple times I started to watch and take pics

Spied on my sister in the shower for years
Dressed up in my moms thongs
Played “I’ll show you mine or you show me yours” with neighborhood children growing up
Jacked off into friends drinks
Jacked off into coworkers lotion bottle
Jacked off into neighbors hair conditioner bottle
Stole neighbors high school daughters panties
Snap chatted hundreds if not thousands of young girls my dick
Got a burner phone and sent dickpics to every female I’ve ever known

>>942159288
The burner phone was so fun I want to do it again. I would post my sess on here saying I would send anything to anyone they wanted. Probably sent either my dick or someone else’s dick to 100+ girls. Had some really fun conversations. Talked to someone who claimed to be from the department of defense. Talked to an old apartment neighbor who really really liked my dick. My kids babysitter talked to me off and on for a week despite saying “ew” and telling me she had a bf. Most people didn’t respond but I didn’t care

>>942159647
I used to get randoms to harass women with their own nudes so they wonder how the person got.them

I pooed one time real hard

>>942159647 #
burner phone mentioned. I didn't do anything dick pic related but I had a burner phone with fake profiles that I spent months building, just to stalk and collect blackmail from people I knew. Was kinda fun

Kept a backpacker. Used her regularly for over a year before she got sick. I think it might have been too cold for her in the container she was always complaining.

Anyway looking to get it insulated now for next time.