How To Fix /b/ In Several Steps!
So, you're wondering how best to fix /b/? That one's simple.
Have Interpol track down the autistic, Norwegian pedophile named Ole, that created the bot, that spams the "Andy Sixx logs of shit" threads on /b/ relentlessly. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.
Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.
Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Norwegian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next." For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).
THAT is how you fix /b/.
Have Interpol track down the autistic, Norwegian pedophile named Ole, that created the bot, that spams the "Andy Sixx logs of shit" threads on /b/ relentlessly. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.
Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.
Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Norwegian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next." For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).
THAT is how you fix /b/.
