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Anonymous No.942178852 [Report] >>942180436 >>942183251 >>942183362 >>942183425 >>942183696 >>942183873 >>942183989 >>942184019 >>942184637 >>942184979
If you could have one superpower what would you choose and what would you do with it?

I wish I could fly. Not for any particular reason, I just think it would be fun.
Anonymous No.942178900 [Report] >>942178948
I want Doctor Manhattan powers
Anonymous No.942178948 [Report] >>942178969 >>942180410
>>942178900
I said one superpower, don't be a faggot.
Anonymous No.942178969 [Report]
>>942178948
Okay fine I want the power to have any power I want
Anonymous No.942179076 [Report]
i want to be able to enlarge my dicksize by meters everytime i want
Anonymous No.942180410 [Report]
>>942178948
Teleportation is the quickest to come to mind. I'd hardly ever drive again, and maybe move radioactive waste to the Sun. If I'm really good at it and have the know-how, I'd do the same for every nuclear and chemical weapon on Earth.

Your fortune: Average Luck
Anonymous No.942180424 [Report]
i want massive braps like incredigassy
Anonymous No.942180436 [Report]
>>942178852 (OP)
Heal people by touch (myself included) of any disease
Anonymous No.942183219 [Report]
Total cellular control, of myself only. Think a combination of plastic man but with flesh limits. So long as I learn what cells do what I’m able to manipulate them, I don’t want to change my dna but reorganize it into the various building blocks and specialized cells that we’re all capable of. Can you imagine how fun it would be to be able to covert animal biology into yours? Gain iron plated teeth like a beaver, thicken your bones with enamel from your teeth. Control what shape they grow in. Ultimately it’s main limiter would be time, it would follow real world limits of cellular growth and take an about a week to fully form the change.
Anonymous No.942183251 [Report]
>>942178852 (OP)
I wish I could be invisible. I’d go around killing evildoers, left wing activists, etc.
Anonymous No.942183362 [Report]
>>942178852 (OP)
The power to have all powers
Anonymous No.942183425 [Report]
>>942178852 (OP)
Ki manipulation like Dragon Ball characters
Anonymous No.942183537 [Report]
Sex with Jenna Ortega whenever I want.
Anonymous No.942183673 [Report] >>942183742
theme music, so i can appreciate the good times before they are the before times.
like a new hobby a potential invention and increased motivation. might also be useful for reducing efforts spent in vain or if friends are two faced. might be annoying after awhile.
Anonymous No.942183696 [Report]
>>942178852 (OP)
Reading minds. EZ.
Anonymous No.942183742 [Report] >>942183753
>>942183673
>theme music
did you mean Incidental music?
Anonymous No.942183753 [Report]
>>942183742
yes.
Anonymous No.942183873 [Report]
>>942178852 (OP)
invisibility
Anonymous No.942183956 [Report]
Time stop
Untraceable DNA
Unlimited stamina
For no particular reason
Anonymous No.942183989 [Report]
>>942178852 (OP)
reality manipulation
though I already have that
Anonymous No.942184019 [Report] >>942184049 >>942184751
>>942178852 (OP)
I would be able to make, at will, anyone in my direct line of sight feel as though their ass crack were suddenly extremely wet. Like they had just liquid diarrheaed themselves.
With this ability I would be able to get through almost any job interview as my interviewers struggled in increasing discomfort against the inevitable. I could quickly climb the ranks of the company as people above me flopped meetings and presentations. No superior would ever be able to achieve dominance over me, and eventually I'd be at the top, making millions for minimal effort.
Anonymous No.942184023 [Report]
Teleportation.

It's literally the best superpower not only for yourself, but society as a whole. We wouldn't need to spend billions on rockets and manpower to traverse space - just put the astro suit on and go wherever the fuck you want instantly and back.
Anonymous No.942184049 [Report]
>>942184019
Dr Mudbutt finally you reveal yourself
prepare to get wiped out
Anonymous No.942184637 [Report]
>>942178852 (OP)
Shapeshifting.
I want to change my appearance and identity at will so I could experience how life is like for people with different looks. I could change into a muscle monster Chad or a big booty bitch, and see how people would treat me differently simply because of appearance. Of course I still prefer being me at the end of the day, but shapeshifting into some other look every once in a while could help me understand social skills. (Also I could make quick money as a stripper / Pornstar kek
Anonymous No.942184751 [Report]
>>942184019
that's genius!
Anonymous No.942184979 [Report]
>>942178852 (OP)
Infinite money

dice+fortune
Anonymous No.942184991 [Report]
dice+fortune